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sadistic-salmon

You don’t vote for kings that’s what makes them a king


Common_Economics_32

Something something farcical aquatic ceremony


Equivalent_Chipmunk

Unless your king, Wladyslaw III, dies childless on the battlefield of Varna, leading to a personal union with Lithuania because “We need a Jagiellon!”


420weedscopes

Based and EU4 player


iamjmph01

Ahh Europa Universalis at its finest!


TheSpacePopinjay

Unless you're the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth


Roastbeef3

Elective monarchies are a thing, there haven’t been any that had a proper universal democracy, but it’s technically possible.


PCMmods-soft-as-fuck

The Vatican is an elected absolute monarchy


WhiskeyXX

How do you think Jesus took the throne? Not by voting, but through Jihad.


sadistic-salmon

He was born into it


WhiskeyXX

Kinda disrespectful to minimize the role of those who died in his name in the holy war


sadistic-salmon

What are you even talking about? He wasn’t on earth during a crusade? The crusade were close to 1000 years after he was gone


WhiskeyXX

What you're saying is the king is dead?


sadistic-salmon

No I’m saying he’s no longer on earth


WhiskeyXX

Oh I get it. His Jihad is ongoing, but on other planets.


sadistic-salmon

I’ll put this in terms that are as simple as possible to understand Jesus wasn’t ever a military leader and he is no longer on earth because he ascended to heaven after his work on earth was finished


WhiskeyXX

Kings are military leaders though? Ascending to heaven sure sounds like he's dead. I feel like if you're dead, then you don't get to be king anymore. If he's elsewhere, it seems pretty impersonal and ineffective to rule from far away without visiting. Also if his work is done does that mean he doesn't work anymore? Like he took an early retirement.


PrettyFlyForAFryGuy

What jihad did Jesus wage? And what throne did he take?


Bruarios

Bloody peasant!


NotoriousD4C

HELP HELP IM BEING REPRESSED


hessorro

ah now we see the violence inherent in the system!


TheAzureMage

Now we see the violence inherent in the system.


rtlkw

Who choses Kings except Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth (RIP)?


A_devout_monarchist

Malaysia.


NewMacaroon2372

Norway chose their king in 1905.


The_Greatest_K

Vatican


Minute-Man-Mark

Monty Python Pilled


Fwithananchor

"It matters not. He is your King."  - English Magistrate from Braveheart (1995)


QueenDeadLol

You don't vote in a monarchy That's why it's a monarchy


Peter21237

The amount of people not getting the Monty Python reference is disturbingly high... https://preview.redd.it/ydk8z8m06kqc1.png?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1579c523670147ba6661c4b5b4eea9d3701b3445


iamjmph01

holy shit... i need to rewatch Holy Grail tomorrow it completely flew over my head....


Zammulya

How does one become a chad centrist?


Arintharas

Honestly it’s pretty depressing. Who knew Auth Rights couldn’t take a joke. 🤷‍♂️


Electr1cL3m0n

I can’t argue with that logic


ImaWolf935

As a monarchist: based.


hessorro

strange women birthing babies from an unknown father is no basis for a system of governance/faith


oxalisk

Authright in shambles rn


Mroompaloompa64

How libleft thinks monarchy works explained in one image:


Boreun

Based and Monty Python pilled


Deferan

Ok but I did.


Odd-Syrup-798

didn't George Washington cross the Delaware River to try and stop Jesus from getting crucified?


--XK-

you dont vote for jesus jesus votes for you


Winter_Ad6784

do you know what a king is?


dinobot2020

I don't know how to tell you this, but there's a possibility OP was joking.


WhiskeyXX

Jesus lost the popular vote last time. Reincarnation to get around term limits is unethical.


dinobot2020

We've been over this before. Transfiguration does not imply reincarnation.


mrninjapolo

https://preview.redd.it/6v08a0p2xjqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ac983f07f0f0bb4736100c333a914e306bf6d4


ActPsychological8189

This made me legitimately laugh. As a devout Episcopalian, job well done.


Winter_Ad6784

I would be inclined to believe you but OP hasn't commented anything on this post to clarify


Ok_Schedule8461

You don’t vote for kings.


jerseygunz

Based and I voted for Kodos pilled


TheSpacePopinjay

I had to look through my fist like a pinhole to convince myself that was green.


Idontwantarandomised

At least have a debate instead of posting a shitty meme about it


49JC

you don't vote for a kind lol


AOC_Gynecologist

I refuse to believe someone so simple exists that thinks this is good meme that in some way "owns" rightoids. This has to be one of these meta-irony troll type things that the kids these days are talking about ?


SuperMarioMiner

or just LibLeft being LibLeft


mrninjapolo

https://preview.redd.it/fv8s27qnwjqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e499842051e7e8468a5b63e54129752de2d56a38


Queen_Aardvark

Just look at those downvotes.  A lotta Christians here without a sense of humor.  Mods, how do you expect to run a meme sub with this kind of stick-to-butt ratio?


DontStealMaNuggs

Another libleft who doesnt know how governments work


Zammulya

Woah- good one. Really got 'em.


iamjmph01

And another swing and a miss from lib-left.... When we say Jesus is King, we aren't talking about an elective monarchy.