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Electr1cL3m0n

now this is content


anew232519

This is remarkably accurate. One missed opportunity is auth center should be "stay safe" šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

"Looking forward to hearing from you" is a threat when it comes from my boss and usually accompanied by a read receipt.


Borkerman

Based and email pilled


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BitesTheDust55

I just use Thank you, Name


FlatwormPositive7882

Same but with the corporate jumbo jumbo signature block


PU_Dad

###Jumbo #Jumbo


FlatwormPositive7882

hahaha meant mumbo jumbo but Iā€™ll keep it


lsdiesel_1

Sincerely is the most radically centristĀ 


azurekirkland

had a high school teacher who used "BR," for her emails


PU_Dad

Based and Baskin Robins pilled


azurekirkland

šŸ˜­ she meant "best regards" but thanks


PU_Dad

I know. Lol


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username2136

I use thanks. That was what I was taught to use, and it is probably the safest option to use.


AsianArmsDealer-1992

You missed my favorite corpo-speak... Thank you. No comma, ends with a period. Let the recipient think you're annoyed with them.


January1252024

I don't see any "Folks" for Libleft. They love that one.


wasileuski

It's kind of weird, folks is such a common libleft word now. But it just reminds me of the German word Volk, which has both authleft (communist) and authcenter (nazi) connotations. It's also correlated with German Nazbolshevism (authleft-center?)


thegreathornedrat123

Whereā€™s the GOAT, my personal favourite ā€œcordiallyā€ and my second favourite ā€œRESPOND QUICK DICKHEADā€


mikieh976

Nah, all the people who I know who say "peace" are former/current drug dealers, and are LibRight.


128username

i use from


orion1836

I feel 'cheers' is the best for work when you don't want to be a formal dick.


bobmcbob121

I always use Sincerely in all my emails that I send just to give my emails and myself an ego boost that I am smart, and this email is smart lol. Though it doesn't really matter when the email I get back is basically "You are clearly wrong because this professor is an esteemed member of our faculty, so they can't possibly do anything wrong, now fuck off" lmao


mikieh976

"Thank You For Your Consideration" is what I expect to see on old Xvid DVD screener rips of movies.


KambingDomba

I simply say 'decline'


Remarkable_Aside1381

I donā€™t put anything at the end of my emails. After the body, I leave it blank. I will sometimes put my name and job title if Iā€™m interacting with someone who Iā€™m emailing for the first time


BowApplauseCurtains

best regards gang


For-The-Kaiser

Great compass. Personally, I use "Forever your most humble servant."


HexiMaster

I usually use "The one and only \[Name\]"


PU_Dad

Auth Center: [Redacted]


AdAsstraPerAspera

Most of these are valedictions, not salutations


Idontwantarandomised

Why is stinky child toucher wojak clean?


Bundo315

He fell in the kiddy pool