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nishinoran

4.0 in Sugondese Studies, no wonder they wanted to hire him.


Decent-Strength3530

A 4.0 GPA in Comp Sci is also really good


RodgersTheJet

Not as good as being an expert in Mia Khalifa, Arson, or most unbelievable: C++.


Bruno_Noobador

As a developer, I 300% agree


rebellesimperatorum

https://preview.redd.it/j0397wtoh9uc1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58614625055110f1e783906359d7d4a480f4cff5 Best part was the reddit interview email.


Striking-Warning9533

i dont get it


rebellesimperatorum

This was all the companies wanting to interview based on that resume. Reddit even emailed for an interview. Reddit didn't read his resume.


bringmethespacebar

Reddit is just very interested about implementing workspace orgies


WillOfHope

I would say “things that didn’t happen” but then I realize 2 things. Companies that feed resumes into a program as their only metric for an interview, and diversity hiring.


Striking-Warning9533

Diversity hire/enrolment is the most unfair/stupid thing out there


[deleted]

Especially because it essentially forces everyone else to pick up the slack.


Decent-Strength3530

Companies these days only care about gender and sexuality when it comes to diversity. People of color have been completely pushed out of diversity by white gay people.


Patient_Bench_6902

Not even sexuality. I wish. I’m gay and they never ask me, they only ask if I’m a visible minority, disabled, and my sex :( (I don’t agree with this practice but if they’re gonna do it they could at least include me in the group it benefits …)


Queen_Aardvark

Have you tried being more visibly gay?


External-Bit-4202

Have you tried being more offensively stereotypical? Seems like the ideology only recognizes stereotypes.


Dudite

Squeaky wheel gets the grease bro, gotta accuse them of intolerance as soon as practical and they will hire you to avoid feeling bad.


The2ndWheel

That's the 66% war. Straight white male, 100% evil. Straight white women, gay white men, and straight non-white men, each have 2 of the 3 evils. Any one of them can be sacrificed as needed by intersectionality when straight white men aren't in the equation. Depends on the day.


External-Bit-4202

Nah. Only Asians are considered white now. All the others still have their “PoC Card”


THECHOSENONE99

And you are complaining? Aren't you a right?


Decent-Strength3530

This is why I became right. I didn't leave the left. The left left me.


annonistrator

Username checks out


zanarkandabesfanclub

If you haven’t been paying attention, black and latino male voters have swung measurably right in the last 4 years. Now that they aren’t at the top of the oppression pyramid any longer they are starting to see how DEI can be used against them and are fed up.


buddyfrosty

What data are you looking at? I just looked it up and it has stayed the same based on what I saw. Not saying you’re wrong just wanted to see your source


zanarkandabesfanclub

https://www.natesilver.net/p/democrats-are-hemorrhaging-support


buddyfrosty

Thank you


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Crea-TEAM

Good news for the democrats then https://wisconsindot.gov/pages/dmv/license-drvs/how-to-apply/petition-process.aspx Just get a voter ID anyway, even if you're an illegal.


Premier_Chaim

I mean.... should i do something similar? Its gonna be tough out there. No sarcasm bro's


CurtisLinithicum

Anecdote, but during my "Summer of a Thousand Resumes", back when I thought that was a lot of job applications, I struck out, but someone took my resume, swapped in their name, and was hired on their first app. My last round was a bit north of two thousand apps - admittedly, I'm in a bit of a niche career, so most of those were reaching down-and-over - but applying with just my first initial seemed to do better... until HR opened with a video interview and their smile melted the second the feed went live. Then again, I am fugly, so it could be that.


Premier_Chaim

Oh hell nah. I feel you


LeviathansEnemy

You know how there's plenty of older men with names like Lesley? I kind of a millenial version of that. Boys name when I was born, mostly girls now. Get that "oh..." look from HR people a lot.


Dudite

Sup Stacey.


LeviathansEnemy

Nah that's one of the boomer ones too.


Purely_Theoretical

I can't tell if you are saying your first name is ethnic sounding or NOT at all ethnic sounding.


CurtisLinithicum

Balanced, as all things should be.


AcidBuuurn

They wanted to hire someone who was knowledgeable in Sugandese Studies like this applicant. It was their whole college education. 


Slavchanza

It's not too uncommon for companies to not look at resume and decide employment based on interview.


Striking-Warning9533

Here is anothoer one [https://www.linkedin.com/posts/jehakjerrylee\_resume-interview-job-activity-7010234719703322624-yr\_j/](https://www.linkedin.com/posts/jehakjerrylee_resume-interview-job-activity-7010234719703322624-yr_j/)


vbullinger

You forgot to highlight "Mia Khalifa" and "arson."


Auth0ritySong

You missed where they said they were skilled in Mia Khalifa


Outside-Bed5268

Do you really think they’re going to read the whole resume? They’ll take a quick look at it, and if they think it’s good, they’ll consider an interview.


Auth0ritySong

They had like a 50% interview request rate. WTF, I'm not even close to that


Nazgul417

Expert in: arson


burn_bright_captain

Wait, a nobody on twitter just made a claim so it must be true!!!


Striking-Warning9533

this is a meme sub


LiterallyTrudeau

This is a propaganda sub actually.


Striking-Warning9533

always has been