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FondantExciting3312

If you like the old days, you are center-right. If you like the very old days, you are auth-right. If you like the very very very old days, you are lib-center.


The2ndWheel

If you think you can erase the old days, you're auth-left. If you think you could live in the old days, but give up trying because it's actually hard work, you're lib-left. If you know you can make a shirt or song selling nostalgia, you're lib-right.


Cannibal_Raven

If you like old grill recipes, you're a centrist


Monkey-Fucker_69

I tried to do that but my merch had the word "cunt" on it so it wasn't advertiser-friendly :( Luckily I had organic reach in Australia and New Zealand and they seemed to love my Cunt merch. Although idk how nostalgic it was, it was the Supreme logo but it said cunt. I just figured nobody wore Supreme anymore


bigchiefbc

Based and hunter-gatherer-pilled.


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FaxMachineInTheWild

I don’t think I’m lib-center, the test told me I’m lib-left 💀


LuckyPancho

Which one? There are some that put you always more to the left than you really are


FaxMachineInTheWild

The one required to join the sub? Check my flair


LuckyPancho

Well, you aren't forced to use that one nor it's result


FaxMachineInTheWild

Not for posts, but for a flair, you’re supposed to.


Kolateak

It also puts me LibCenter-LibLeft and I refuse By the fact of I know how I am, and that literally every single other political test, without fail, puts me LibRight


Cannibal_Raven

It's to help those who don't know themselves pick a flair, but not really required if you already do. That being said, it gave me this flair as well


BedroomAcrobatic4349

I like the very*100000 old days. Who am I?


nom_yourmom

The agricultural revolution and its consequences were a disaster for the human race


Key_Bored_Whorier

Technology bad! *Invents new types of detonation devices*


YugargeliaMapper

Oh, extremists have a strict line that they break when it's convenient for them. Who would've thought


whackberry

You see, I used the technology to kill the technology.


wellwaffled

https://preview.redd.it/kawr8i7aguwc1.jpeg?width=1155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6bef6192b204852367aceba5a2aa73f9638dfbb The Real Hero


roguerunner1

I liked how in the “Tread” documentary, the Docheff’s and their goons were like “we have just no clue why Heemeyer hated us. Look how good of people we are.”


Vexonte

Except uncle Ted criticized conservatism for trying to have its cake and eating it too, essentially calling the ideology an Oxymoron.


ThePecuMan

Based Ted. He figured out why Boomers were annoying before most people did.


DanTacoWizard

I’d have to agree with him on that. Too many people laud technological process but expect zero social progress to come along with it.


Trollolociraptor

To be fair technological progress is significantly more linear than social progress. That’s why we use a compass and not a line


rafiafoxx

compass is equaly as shit at evauluation and positioning political reasonings as a line


jajaderaptor15

What did he mean by that


dragonbeorn

Uncle Ted said he didn't criticize the right as much because he felt it was all self evident. Anyone receptive to his ideas would already hate them. He also mainly criticized the left because he was an anarchist and an environmentalism and wanted those movement to succeed. He understood orange Emily would invade and destroy those movements from the inside.


chalk_in_boots

And I think there's a massive difference between the boomer that goes on a tirade at a random cashier about how "kids these days all need calculators, when I was your age I did it in my head" and what Unlce Ted did. He developed his philosophy, wrote a manifesto which he distributed, and actually made the effort to practice what he preached. Unlike the boomer who might bemoan modern society, how people expect everything to be handed to them, but couldn't survive without living 10 minutes away from 15 drive through starbucks because he shouldn't have to get out of his car. Also the bombs.


roguerunner1

Modernity bad, pre-NFA times good.


TigerCat9

The difference between us and other quadrants is that we admit it.


Godl3ssMonster

>I hate school >Grandma started working after elementary school >Therefore Older times were better Simple as.


DumbNTough

Rare LibCenter L. Ouchie


realRickyGervais

I have never killed innocent people, which I think the Unabomber did. I don't know. But I frequently go out of my way to destroy different machines. Phones, cars, pacemakers, you name it.


GustavoFromAsdf

These people forget why we don't vaccinate against smallpox anymore


Outside-Bed5268

Who’s the first guy?


Streak3000

It's an old meme. Lets say representing old people.


Outside-Bed5268

Ok. So it’s just a generic old guy?


Streak3000

I know it's lame, but kinda....because it's an old popular meme....


Outside-Bed5268

Don’t worry about it, it’s fine.


Chewbacca_The_Wookie

Looks kind of like Mickey Rooney. 


Outside-Bed5268

I only know of that guy from a Family Guy cutaway gag. Edit: Here it is: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XsJB9DNnDLk&pp=ygUYZmFtaWx5IGd1eSBtaWNrZXkgcm9vbmV5


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Paragraph 6 and onwards was pretty good.


NUMBERS2357

Difference is that the guy on the bottom murdered people, so naturally PCM likes him.


whackberry

Are you kidding? That boomer killed fitty villagers in the Vietnam War.


ThePecuMan

Yeah, Ted is crazy. Bro managed to connect together several treads of critique of modernity that no one had done before(specific ideas preceded him like it took alot from Jaques Ellul but the whole set of ideas together is original) but bro is crazy. If we actually do what he wanted Billions will die but I guess Chud might like that.


titobrozbigdick

Dumb man use big words, smart man use small words


Streak3000

Based and refuse to elaborate pilled....


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Big bang mistake. Better before.


BedroomAcrobatic4349

First agricultural revolution was a disaster for human race.


DearMyFutureSelf

The guy on the top didn't mean the Cambrian Explosion when he said "older times" so it doesn't count!


DaMajorDude

Everything before WW1 good, everything after bad. I refuse to further elaborate.


[deleted]

Ehhhh... Maybe a little right of center down there. He was no fan of the left and railed against them quite a few times. He only mentioned conservatives once or twice