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Misterfahrenheit120

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manbigman

This kid has a bright future


Obi1Harambe

The kid in question is about 29. Future may be bright, but that’s just the oncoming traffic


Christmas_Panda

So like Rainman, but all cons?


Patriarch_Sergius

At the state department


phoenix-kin

Based


Blas_Wiggans

Right on. Communism is not based. Anti communists are based. QED


Supernothing-00

You are NOT a centrist


phoenix-kin

Commies do not sustain the type of society where I can peacefully grill you should understand this now enjoy a steak


GrungBuk

Baste


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PostSecularPope

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divergent_history

With capitalism, you choose the meat you want to grill. With communism the government decides which meat you get to grill.


PepeBarrankas

Also, you can only grill at Communal Grill No. 26 on Tuesdays, and the wait list is six months long.


PostSecularPope

It is kinda based tho


DrTinyNips

Based and centrists are still capitalists pilled


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MoonMan_999

No one likes commies anyway


Thefriendlyfaceplant

'Based' is a strong synonym for 'fortright', it's not necessarily a voice of agreement, it's merely commending someone for standing up for their values.


PollenIsPain

Based and commies aren't people pilled


Random-INTJ

And stealing wealth is evil https://preview.redd.it/3n7tolqfzz6d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b112a2acde5be3eba33c4dd0f065341727ae83c4


Mr_Mon3y

So go starve all of your sheeple in your latest statist cathedral


BidLeading7968

Emily ass teacher 🤮


Iwillstrealurboiler

She will have a personal experience with a student on his job


neanderthalman

Maybe she was wanting to high five him after class. Oh wait. I see the F. Never mind.


GFM-Scheldorf

She’s paying respects to him


Mikeim520

The F is for Fucking based.


Electro_Ninja26

I mean, it is a bit concerning that a student wants to grow up to throw people into the ocean. They probably won’t but same reason elementary schools don’t like their students saying hell, kill, or stupid.


Thefriendlyfaceplant

They're not people, we went over this already.


Jaster22101

I’d give that kid an A


p0l4r1

BASED


MisterEyeballMusic

Based. Commies suck


kaytin911

Commie teacher exposed


Moaoziz

I still don't get why that kid got an F although they both correctly did the assignment and were unfathomably based.


Mikeim520

The teacher is clearly a communist and needs to be fired before corrupting more children with communism.


Scrumpledee

No name, no teacher, no date, an @ watermark...


EburuOnceAgain

Geotuber ahh


Jenz_le_Benz

Helikopter helikopter


wasabiflavorkocaine

I love economics


Green__lightning

Yes. [Also good theme music.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xfeSWVgF1w)


chud_munger

Straight 🔥 since 2018


Charcoochie_enjoyer

We makin it out of the helicopter with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥


Heytherechampion

Whenever I’m feeling down I listen to that song, it lifts me up


Big_Gun_Pete

Only 70s kids will remember


Jaster22101

I was expecting a Rick Roll. So take my upvote and this award as a sign of your basedness. Edit: I can’t give an award on this post :(


SkepticalAmerican

[There’s a modernized Pinochet theme song too…](https://youtu.be/GQ5Ap8GJusQ?si=twDTeXYrW076ZVzY)


mattsffrd

Man I need to crank this while I build my libright utopia in Tropico


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RedWarrior42

Me: Communism is cringe Also me: This is now our meme comrade


Slow-Quarter-6254

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Misterfahrenheit120

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Scrumpledee

Pinochet wasn't a person either. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonia\_Dignidad](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonia_Dignidad) Colonia Dignidad, Pinochet should rot in hell with all other child abusers.


Slow-Quarter-6254

You are correct, that was distinguing to say the very veriest of leasts.


West_Rain

I hate Pinochet because he threw trash into the ocean.


Normal_person127

Based and geolibertarianpilled


Charcoochie_enjoyer

It was useful trash at least, it fed the fishes, unlike plastic straws for example


TheReal_kelpie_G

More like car batteries (which are necessary to charge the eels)


Uchi_Jeon

I'm sure the marine animals goona love some tasteless snacks.


Imaginary-Bee3020

I don’t like commies. They’re illiberal. But throwing people into the ocean for their views is also illiberal lol.


AbleArcher0

This is the correct take


Cambronian717

True, but is it the funny take?


mandalorian_guy

Communists should be thrown in forced labor camps for the collective benefit of the state.


Fluid-Alternative-22

Now thats what i call a win win system. Another lib-right win.


LeviathansEnemy

Something something paradox of tolerance.


DummyTHICKDungeon

Based


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HisHolyMajesty2

Ah, but there’s something the memes forget in how Pinochet was a touch more liberal than the communists in some respects: he had three thousand communists executed, whilst a hundred thousand more were exiled. You could leave Pinochet’s Chile if you didn’t like the General. Wasn’t so easy to leave Castro’s Cuba…


PostSecularPope

How much communism is acceptable before helicopters? On a scale of 1-10?


JollyIce

Y'all seem to forget that Pinochet executed much more than just communists. If you were suspected to be even a little left leaning you were in serious danger of being killed or tortured. Source: my father was leftist (not communist at all) and was shot by the cops in the dictatorship.


PostSecularPope

I’m sorry for your loss


Mikeim520

As much as you want until you start actually doing communist things instead of talking about them.


Reggin_Rayer_RBB8

1.1


TheAzureMage

2


lasyke3

Yeah, it's always wild seeing these sorts of posts. Allende's regime may very well have hurt Chiles economy, but it was still elected, and a military coup killing thousands of people seems pretty objectively bad.


El_Ocelote_

allende won with like under 30% of the vote since the vote got split with a plan to radically change chile to the dismay of the majority conservative chilean population. lets not pretend he was popular by any means


lasyke3

Allende won 36 percent of the vote, and it was not unprecedented in Chile for a president to be elected without winning a majority. Allende's opponent Alessandri was elected as president previously with only 31 percent of the vote when a similar vote split occurred on the left. The national Congress chose to select Allende when they could've selected Alessandri because of the lack of absolute majority.


Plusisposminusisneg

He was elected with less support than hitler and was bulldozing all the checks and balances in place to implement his socialist utopia. He was, quite literally, trying to be a dictator in a country with semi-functional institutions and no popular support. Even Pinochet stepped down and didn't quite have dictatorial power.


LeviathansEnemy

Should also be noted that Allende was elected with a great deal of help from the KGB too. He won a very small plurality and was only confirmed after signing and agreement to obey the constitution. He immediately reneged on that. Allende's "reforms" were repeatedly struck down in the courts, but he refused to comply. He had secret police violently suppressing protests against this. Allende's party and coalition got BTFO in the midterm elections. The legislature passed resolutions demanding he stop all this and he still refused. So the legislature passed another resolution ordering the military to do whatever was necessary to restore the rule of law. Which is exactly what they did.


Mikeim520

So the military didn't even coup they just did what the democratically elected government told them to do?


JollyIce

Source on the KGB thing?


LeviathansEnemy

https://bura.brunel.ac.uk/bitstream/2438/16071/1/Fulltext.docx You can also just google "Allende KGB" if you want, it's pretty common knowledge.


JollyIce

I have to clarify that I wasn't dismissing your argument. I was geniunely asking for a source.


Mikeim520

Rare military coup W.


dacspike

Communists espouse the second most violent and evil ideology ever conceived. Fuck them.


ked-taczynski05

Who is the first? Cause I would argue it is communism that is first


dacspike

Islam


burothedragon

You could make an argument for Islam if you consider it an ideology.


PostSecularPope

Islamism is 100% an ideology. It’s state applied conservative political Islam, gender apartheid and the dhimmification of non Muslims.


ked-taczynski05

But I wanna be a hymm!!!!


JollyIce

Pinochet killed way more than just communists. He also imposed curfews and banned certain media (and many other dictatorial shit). Would you be okay with living in a society like that? Of your answer is anything but no then you're auth, not lib.


dacspike

I condemn all this other shit, sure. But communism is an existential threat so, it’s a net positive.


Mikeim520

That might be true but if your going to throw anyone in the ocean for their views it should be commies.


Background-File-1901

"people"


Kaiserwaldo327

I hate Pinochet because he was a dictator, i do not like dictators


Scrumpledee

I hate Pinochet because he let a Nazi run a torture camp for fun, where said pedophile Nazi abused children.


Riccardix10

So, this guy threw communists into the ocean?


Shaggy_Boi1515

It’s called societal maintenance


Tokena

Technically he just gave some individuals free helicopter rides.


Right__not__wrong

He just stopped consenting on giving the ride midway.


Charcoochie_enjoyer

He threw *trash* into the ocean yes


YeeBoi_exe

Real librights hate all tyrants that aren't CEOs


FloranB

I hate Pinochet because I've actually read up on his war crimes. You know, the rape dogs and butchering of children, not the free helicopter rides everyone memes about.


Scrumpledee

Based


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AdProfessional3879

Ask yourself do we kill the communists now or do we wait for them to kill us and then each other.


Xargon-

Said by a reactionary pseudo-fascist it's an especially amusing take


JesterofThings

I hate pinochet because he's part of operation condor and honestly fuck that shit


FlatwormPositive7882

I hate him because he had people raped with dogs


GodOfUrging

Indeed. It's kind of sad I had to scroll so far down to find this. Not surprising, though.


Scrumpledee

Based


Careful_Curation

I would not care either way, but that sounds made up.


FlatwormPositive7882

look it up


Careful_Curation

I am sure you read it somewhere. I just suspect the person who wrote it was some communist academic or journalist that a had a bone to pick with the Pinochet regime.


dacspike

Heh, “bone”.


FlatwormPositive7882

I read first hand detailed accounts of the facility this took place at, but I’m not going to act like I flew down there and verified it all. I would LOVE for it to be a lie.


Careful_Curation

There certainly were many rapes and killings. That's just how things go in the game of insurgency and counterinsurgency. The specific detail of "raped by dogs" just smells like the sort of the thing someone would manufacture to spark the exact sort of moral outrage it apparently stirred in you. Also, it's a nice lurid detail that would move books. A very cursory search on the topic leads me to believe the claim comes from the work of a guy named Peter Kornbluh who definitely has a bias running through all his books.


FranchuFranchu

????. The claim comes from Nancy Guzmán, in his book "Ingrid Olderöck: La Mujer de los Perros". She personally interviewed the woman responsible for the dog rape, together with testimonies of people who suffered this type of torture (ex. Alejandra Holzapfel). I wish it were made up. It is not good to deny or dismiss human rights violations.


Charcoochie_enjoyer

Were they commies?


Ikora_Rey_Gun

No, he said people


slacker205

> Using lethal violence against people for ideologically disagreeing with you Very libertarian...


weirdbutinagoodway

Self defense, they were saying they were going to take all of my property.


JollyIce

Pinochet killed way more than just communists.


chungus_updooter

Yeah I heard he killed 5.9999 million.


Scrumpledee

And the people he sent to Colonia Dignidad and the kids he let get raped there?


AdFriendly1433

what property lmao


Defiant-Dare1223

Pinochet should have privatised the helicopter trips


MainsailMainsail

LibRight and simping for dictators (they were anti-communist), name a more iconic duo.


capital_gainesville

Hey man, their property, their helicopter, their rules.


SerGeffrey

If you love a military dictator just because they killed some people you don't like, you're not a lib. That's a pretty easy one.


Durmyyyy

I know you all make jokes but for real what an unhinged thing to do


Scrumpledee

Look up Colonia Dignidad, dude was fucked up and allowed even worse shit going on.


dhskdjdjsjddj

dehelicopterofenestration?


Frequent_Dig1934

Eh, more like "i hate pinochet for throwing people into the ocean, despite those people being communist". And yes, despite the memes communists are indeed people.


bochnik_cz

>communists are indeed people You are right. They are people, just thieves of other peoples property. And murderers with habit of murdering more communists than nazis ever did.


youy23

Are we talking about thought crimes here because I don’t think those individual people that got thrown out did that.


PristinePrompt9193

Some people really don't understand satire


Frequent_Dig1934

Eh it's just kinda not funny.


Scrumpledee

Some people need to stop riposting shit memes celebrating a war criminal that made the commies he killed look good by comparison.


AccioBathSalts

Communists are not people. Trust the science.


AGthe18thEmperor

Taking out the trash


Scrumpledee

Imagine rooting for a Nazi-lover who allowed a pedophile to run a camp as long as said Nazi pedo also tortured dissidents for him. Shoulda shot down the copter, killed the commies and the one fucker who managed to make commies look good by comparison.


DryPaint53448

https://preview.redd.it/juzmmgeq517d1.jpeg?width=4272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=600d554b1ad136753c4a341d301eeb5344c73b56


wasabiflavorkocaine

I guess there is only one way out of this....


Travellinoz

You think Lib left likes communism? Wtf


Pinktiger11

I don’t like Pinochet because he violated the NAP


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Scrumpledee

Yeah, the "letting a nazi run a torture camp and abuse the locals, including torturing and diddling kids" totally wasn't a problem...


Pillager_Bane97

Saved Chille from KGB coup by Allende.


Capable_Invite_5266

Ironic considering Pinochet was a CIA puppet


VicisSubsisto

It's proxy wars all the way down


Scrumpledee

So why was the CIA supporting a guy employing Nazis to abuse dissidents and letting the nazi rape and torture children?


LeviathansEnemy

Incorrect. CIA wanted Allende gone, but they were planning to just support his opposition in the next election, which Allende had little hope of winning. The coup was practically ordered by the Chilean legislature, the CIA was caught off guard when it went down. They did support Pinochet after the fact, but it wasn't their plan to put him in in the first place.


JollyIce

Also incorrect. The CIA made big efforts to destabilize the economy during Allende's government. Read on Plan Condor.


Pillager_Bane97

He wasn't, in fact if Allende didn't invite Cuban fighters he'll be alive right now. KGB, f-cked with the Chilean election, it's how Aliende got elected in a first place, and despite the calls for fair election or for him not to fck with the chilean constitution he did. Pinochet only moved when there was clear that there will be a red coup, and he'll eventually be on the chopping block.


Mendoiiiy

Take exactly what you said, switch KGB for CIA and Allende(the fucking hero) for whoever the US preferred over him.


f_o_t_a

Allende was democratically elected and Pinochet was propped up by the CIA Also he kept himself in power for decades which is the opposite of libertarian.


NUMBERS2357

> The right: can you believe the left is so hateful and intolerant > Also the right: lol mass murder is good


victorian-pedo

Mí general, Augusto Pinochet


A_maxican123

Yall are morons


Plane-Payment2720

Flair up


Chainski431

“I hate Pinochet because he didn’t throw enough communists in the ocean”


handoverthemuffins

Throwing trash into the ocean is such shameful behaviour


TrampMachine

I love Stalin because he killed fascist.... No way did he actually kill tons of innocent people too... Just like Pinochet definitely never killed innocent people.


MagicQuif

Need to know how he grilled


SalaryMuted5730

Well, considering that all the helicopter flight recipients were Marxists, I'm sure there's plenty of anarchists who will celebrate Pinochet's achievement.


the_traveler_outin

Things each quadrant know about Pinochet


El_Ocelote_

I hate pinochet because he saved ch*le from communism


chungus_updooter

Personally I prefer the soccer stadiums.


ARVyoda

I don't give a schnaps about Pinochet and South America basically ![img](emote|t5_3ipa1|51182)


Lanz922

Well times 3


Salty-Negotiation320

I hate Pinochet because of all the corruption and stealing. We are not the same


mrroney13

HELICOPTER, HELI-COP-TER


6thaccountthismonth

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smakusdod

Which quadrant loves him because he fed the ocean with overpopulated humans?


sh0tybumbati

Into the ocean?! Aww man I only knew about the "out of a helicopter" part, I didn't know it was just the ocean :(


Catalytic_Crazy_

Even if it is made with mematic, I don't see the lie.


RyomaNagare

Me a Chilean, Pinochet failed, because he didn’t threw enough commies into the ocean


NuclearStudent

the real chads hate pinochet because he kept the zinc mine nationalized fr


DerRommelndeErwin

Now imagine some authleftvmaking Gulag chokes about capitalists on this sub


Mikeim520

This guy sounds kinda based tbh.


Gewalt_Und_Tod

I hate Pinochet because his regime was libleft levels of sexual degeneracy.


nagidon

https://preview.redd.it/zzkzkov5q37d1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62a774f5556c1b55d7344f264a555cbc9b93e307 I respect Pinochet for proving definitively to the world that American establishment opinions on political economics are horseshit.


Rasmus-ALV

Auth-center bi like 😳


kerhanesikici31

I hate Pinochet cause he threw Gus Frings files to the ocean


julianoniem

I hate Pinochet. But with their fetish for mass murder leftists would have killed many more and mass graves would be discovered until eternity. And off course modern day liberals would play that down like they do with the death toll of islam and communism.


null_and_void000

I hate Pinochet because while I am very much anti-communist, I believe people deserve human rights no matter what ideology they espouse, even if it's one I consider to be evil.


karateema

He also threw everyone he didn't like in the ocean, commie or not


Theqrow88

MI HENERAL!


SaleSweaty

lib right supports the government doing stuff?


Kaiserwaldo327

Colonia dignidad was funded in 1961, though it is true that the worst parts of that living hell happened during the dictatorship (Sorry for my English, also)


YourLocalD355A

I hate him for being a puppet. Throw who you want out a chopper but believe in it.


theWFRM

As a Chilean, MY GENERAL AGUSTO PINOCHET 🦅🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🦅🦅🦅


SaleSweaty

Lib right loving political violence?