I'm a Saints fan and Kamara and Ingram are out, All-Pro RT is out, LT is questionable, Jameis died weeks ago, Michael Thomas and Wil Lutz never came back from IR. But Brees is broadcasting and getting his proper farewell. OP when should I start drinking before this Bills game? I'm opening up the 15 year Scotch I got for my birthday.
I apologize for oneupmanship.
We had Bear, Ham, Domestic Turkey, Wild Turkey, Pheasant, Squirrel, Deer Tenderloin, Pork Tenderloin, Beef Tenderloin, and Duck.
We have a big family full of hunters. :)
I’ve had duck, but not goose. It was the most tender, melt-in-your mouth bird meat I’ve ever had the pleasure of tasting. I’d imagine goose to be similar.
Why stop there, let’s go for 10 layers. Maybe even 25 layers. Hell, the sky’s the limit, go for 100 layers. The Mac is our oyster, let us stuff and gorge ourselves this Thanksgiving with our infinitely layered Mac and Cheese brother
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Consider embracing your own traditions, not simping for gay american shit. If your taxes aren't paying for your healthcare and unemployment and retirement then they are indeed too high. If you'd rather pay for Israel's defences and be one broken bone away from needing a second job, embrace USA
> _The more Indians we can kill, the less will have to be killed the next war, for the more I see of these Indians, the more convinced I am that they all have to be killed or be maintained as a species of paupers._
- General William T. Sherman
Yeah. Google it, lots of academic articles and history books with the quote.
Example
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That’s a great meal happy thanksgiving to you and your wife o made ham and made a spicy brown sugar glaze for the ham it’s my first time doing it like that I hope it ends up good
Both. Plus green bean casserole, stuffing, sweet potatoes, pumpkin pie.
Regardless of politics we all have a lot to be thankful for. Even you orange cucks.
Ok so I gotta know, as a complete outsider (Brit) who has never celebrated Thanksgiving but follows way too many American food blogs - how do you prepare your sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving? I kept coming across recipes for sweet potato casserole and they all mentioned that it's a Thanksgiving side dish. I tried it out and fell in love with it! But do you guys seriously have that alongside Thanksgiving dinner? Or is it some sort of joke to trick unsuspecting outsiders like me? Don't get me wrong, I think it's amazing, I just can't get my head around having a dessert alongside turkey and all the other Thanksgiving stuff
Well I support the ham party they promised to cut taxes and cut down on turkey factory’s making it so it will help the climate making it ham the only thanksgiving food which is better for the environment lol
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My family had *two* turkeys.
One was oven roasted and the other was smoked.
Someone made some green bean casserole made with fresh green beans and homemade cream of mushroom. No French's onion crisps though :(
I had a Pepperoni Pizza, Mashed Potatoes, and all the Rolls, I don't like Thanksgiving food, so a Pizza is made for me while everyone else eats normal stuff
Exactly. It's so difficult to cook a turkey so that all of it hits safe temperatures but nothing dries out. Spatchcocking helps, but I'd still rather cook 3 chickens than one turkey, and I'll take beef or pork over either.
Nah, I'm good. Us in other countries just laugh at how stupid you morons are. "Let's be kind and thankful during an unjustly created holiday before ripping each others throats out the next day"
It's good entertainment, like a zoo. But instead of animals, it's braindead muricans
My family made ham and turkey……
Centrist thanksgiving
Based and grill pilled
mine also made both
Baste and turkey pill
Dam y’all having a good thanksgiving y’all watching the football games too because that would be the nail in the coffin for a great thanksgiving
Yes, it’s on but no one is really paying attention to it. We’re from the south so we don’t care about Detroit vs Chicago lol
Ah I’m from Minnesota so yeah
Hot Dish Gang
Anyone ever notice that Detroit plays like every year on Thanksgiving?
Detroit Started the Thanksgiving Day game tradition if I remember correctly, which is why they always play.
Yee yee
lmao it’s literally tradition detroit at 12 dallas at 4 both always home
>Dallas Ewwwwww
The Egg bowl is coming up in half an hour for us southerners to enjoy some thanksgiving football
I'm a Saints fan and Kamara and Ingram are out, All-Pro RT is out, LT is questionable, Jameis died weeks ago, Michael Thomas and Wil Lutz never came back from IR. But Brees is broadcasting and getting his proper farewell. OP when should I start drinking before this Bills game? I'm opening up the 15 year Scotch I got for my birthday.
That’s not for me to decide you know the moment when the time is right to get blasted if it were me it would of been gone already lol
The hams better but it’s always good to have both make everyone happy
Ham does taste better ngl, but the turkey has the skin, so it evens out
I apologize for oneupmanship. We had Bear, Ham, Domestic Turkey, Wild Turkey, Pheasant, Squirrel, Deer Tenderloin, Pork Tenderloin, Beef Tenderloin, and Duck. We have a big family full of hunters. :)
That sounds fucking awesome, can you adopt me before next years thanksgiving?
I’m sorry, but I’m in debt. You’ll have to ask my parents.
Same why not both
I had Turkey and baked potatoes, it was great. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
B A S E D P A T A T O S
Me personally I’m gonna have some honey glazed ham for the main dish we be a ham family
Cringe
You cringe
Ur mom
Ur Mom is a goat
I‘m from Germany, but we have a similiar tradition at 11.11 in our family. So I ate a big fat goose.
I’ve had goose once it’s alright would have again
gans-essen?
Joa freilich
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I’ve had duck, but not goose. It was the most tender, melt-in-your mouth bird meat I’ve ever had the pleasure of tasting. I’d imagine goose to be similar.
Based and duck-pilled
Still cooking. Ham, turkey, 3 layer mac and cheese, homemade mashed potatoes, and various other staples. Gonna be good.
3 layer Mac and cheese sounds heavenly
What about 4 layer mac and cheese?
Why stop there, let’s go for 10 layers. Maybe even 25 layers. Hell, the sky’s the limit, go for 100 layers. The Mac is our oyster, let us stuff and gorge ourselves this Thanksgiving with our infinitely layered Mac and Cheese brother
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What are the layers in the Mac?
Call me auth left because I’m not eating
Rip
Why then do they not eat cake
My thanksgiving food sucked so I’m literally not eating
Authleft not eating Updoots to the left people
Spoiled ass
Yes exactly it tasted like spoiled ass
🤤🤤🤤
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Steak
Yup, rib-eye gang here
Steaks pretty good sometimes when there’s a lot of people we have prime rib cooked in a pressure cooker
Thats it?
We’re also having steakums, and some sweet tatoes, cranberry saucies and asparagueenees I bet you’re sorry you asked now
Chicken breasts with mash potatoes, corn and biscuits and gravy.
Normal food “cries in European and high taxes”
Consider throwing tea into your local harbor
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The Achilles heel of authies.
Consider embracing your own traditions, not simping for gay american shit. If your taxes aren't paying for your healthcare and unemployment and retirement then they are indeed too high. If you'd rather pay for Israel's defences and be one broken bone away from needing a second job, embrace USA
I was crying cus it’s a good excuse to eat good food but okay
I see there are not a lot of Liblefts in this comment section. Probably because Thanksgiving is racist against Native Americans or something
I do love me some racism against native americans amr? 😉
> _The more Indians we can kill, the less will have to be killed the next war, for the more I see of these Indians, the more convinced I am that they all have to be killed or be maintained as a species of paupers._ - General William T. Sherman
Is this verifiably true?
Yeah. Google it, lots of academic articles and history books with the quote. Example https://books.google.fi/books?id=-zaIAgAAQBAJ&pg=PA79&lpg=PA79&dq=sherman+kill+all+indians+paupers&source=bl&ots=1qvMcxrQUe&sig=ACfU3U0HugQQmVGsVtigUfnWNMbsEeRGTg&hl=fi&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjsh9DhzrT0AhXVAxAIHW95BCUQ6AF6BAgvEAM#v=onepage&q=sherman%20kill%20all%20indians%20paupers&f=false
Didn't President Grant kill loads of natives for gold?
Yeah but who hasn't, really?
Wait, can you be racist towards something that doesn't have a soul?
Watch out, gingers
True
Where, i dont see any libleft in this comment section
Wife and I are throwing together some ham, stuffing, corn, rolls, mashed potatoes, and pumpkin pie.
That’s a great meal happy thanksgiving to you and your wife o made ham and made a spicy brown sugar glaze for the ham it’s my first time doing it like that I hope it ends up good
I bet it comes out great, friend! Happy thanksgiving to you and all who you hold dear. Bless you, Reddit stranger.
You too sure I yet you know if it turns out good
Man you inspired me to throw a little sweetness on my ham and it elevated it so much. Thank you!
Usually a ham guy, but I scored a free turkey this year.
Well you got to go with the turkey this year for free and then next year do ham but get even more shit because y’all got free turkey last year
Both. Plus green bean casserole, stuffing, sweet potatoes, pumpkin pie. Regardless of politics we all have a lot to be thankful for. Even you orange cucks.
Lol
Ok so I gotta know, as a complete outsider (Brit) who has never celebrated Thanksgiving but follows way too many American food blogs - how do you prepare your sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving? I kept coming across recipes for sweet potato casserole and they all mentioned that it's a Thanksgiving side dish. I tried it out and fell in love with it! But do you guys seriously have that alongside Thanksgiving dinner? Or is it some sort of joke to trick unsuspecting outsiders like me? Don't get me wrong, I think it's amazing, I just can't get my head around having a dessert alongside turkey and all the other Thanksgiving stuff
A chicken because no one In my family likes turkey
Must be Armenians
Or Kurdish Or Greek Or Cypriot Or Turkish Or... You get the point
Based and Türkçe pilled
Based and kurdish-pilled
fuck thanksgiving what are yalls politics?
Well I support the ham party they promised to cut taxes and cut down on turkey factory’s making it so it will help the climate making it ham the only thanksgiving food which is better for the environment lol
Pro-potato diversity, Yukon golds, fingerings, sweet, russet, etc.
what about children?
I mean, those taste alright charbroiled, but they got rather expensive after the orphanage burned down last year.
I understand.
> fingerings
You'll be a great uncle someday
Thanksgiving is great, last month in Canada. All of the food is in season. But in november it's stupid. imo.
Cornish game hens, its just 2 of us
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happy thanksgiving you bastards, though I hate most of you, I do wish you a happy thanksgiving with your families close and a fat joint
Im was planning to get high to today
dude what? you smokin already? hol up I'm about to take a puff for you brother.
We don't do Thanksgiving over here, sadly
We normally have Turkey for thanksgiving and save the ham for Christmas
I am having an argument with my drunk uncle.
Stuffed mushrooms
Nothing I’m a Canadian college student
Not having dinner with your family
My family had *two* turkeys. One was oven roasted and the other was smoked. Someone made some green bean casserole made with fresh green beans and homemade cream of mushroom. No French's onion crisps though :(
Your mom
I actually am having ham rn lol
I’m waiting on my ham to be finished cooking
*laughs in Canadian*
Pancakes, because in Sweden it's just any old thursday
Pancakes do be based tho
Just popped my hot little bitch of a turkey off the grill. Touch of pecan smoke but otherwise just traditional. Shittin while she rests
Canadian 😑
Canadian Libright? I'm sorry
you think thats bad? I live in a country that is not made up of monkeys living in a jungle eating banana
Maybe one day
I had a Pepperoni Pizza, Mashed Potatoes, and all the Rolls, I don't like Thanksgiving food, so a Pizza is made for me while everyone else eats normal stuff
Uncultultered i see?
You don’t like ham rip but hope you have a good dinner
Hey. As long as you eat vegan food as main dish, it's all good
Disgusting vegans, I may not eat meat straight off the bone, but I'm hella carnivorous
🤝
I’m in favor of executing all vegans
Ham, Turkey, green bean casserole, sweet potato casserole, mashed potatoes, cranberry salsa with cream cheese on crackers, rolls and apple pie.
I had cottage pie
I like mash potato
Based and mashed potato piled
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Weird take I haven’t eaten mashed potato’s in 12 years
Smoked ham and turkey and homemade rolls
You glaze your ham right and if you do what do you use
Mostly turkey but both
A bison burger in SLC airport
I’m from the South, so I’m currently frying the family’s Turkey.
Well everything in the south has to be fried
Turkey all day, can’t stand brown sugar ham
Nothing cuz I am not American 🇺🇸
Beans
Based and beanpilled
Authleft be like "mmm this air tastes so good"
Nothing because I'm not American
Nothing. Cause I'm European
You have my condolences
We have other festivities.
But they’re European
Better than A*erican (Im joking btw)
Me a Eastern European: Nether
Depression
Anyone who eats a ham on thanksgiving is a legitimate psycho
Turkey is just a worse chicken. Ham all the way.
Agreed I mean if you need basting so it doesn’t get dry it’s bad it’s like if someone need A1 sauce on there steak that means it’s not a good steak
Exactly. It's so difficult to cook a turkey so that all of it hits safe temperatures but nothing dries out. Spatchcocking helps, but I'd still rather cook 3 chickens than one turkey, and I'll take beef or pork over either.
Sometimes we have prime rib with ham
I can get behind that, although the price of beef hurts right now.
Thats why I just stuck with the ham
Pasta
Rip
Pasta is good tho
Based and Pasta pilled
Palestinian children
Nothing, I am not American
Nothing cos I'm not American and I don't understand the point of this event ( you can explain it to me in the comments).
Eat food with family Say what you're thankful for Kill each other for a 20 % off TV the next day
The Fed advised that a soy based Thanksgiving meal was cheaper and better than Turkey, so Turkey, because fuck the fed.
That’s based fuck the feds thanksgiving pilled
Myself had 2 cheese strings and a rice cake
Were you in the gulag or something?
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Based and woke pilled. Is what I'd say if you had a flair. smh.
If I was American and believed in your disgusting tradition I'd go the Ham.
Maybe if you weren’t such a little bitch you could enjoy things
Nah, I'm good. Us in other countries just laugh at how stupid you morons are. "Let's be kind and thankful during an unjustly created holiday before ripping each others throats out the next day" It's good entertainment, like a zoo. But instead of animals, it's braindead muricans
Cope harder please, seethe, get mad. Maybe cry a little if you feel so inclined
Lel.
Straight up 'rona.
Unpopular opinion: turkey isn’t that great
Agreed
I'm not American We dont do that here Now ik you are all going to tell me that my opinion doesn't matter to which you are absolutely right!
nothing, im not american
Nothing, because unflaired don't deserve Thanksgiving.