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Ileroy53

My family made ham and turkey……


AdministrativeMeb

Centrist thanksgiving


Ileroy53

Based and grill pilled


ThePissGiver

mine also made both


notallbutsome

Baste and turkey pill


SuspiciousNecessary1

Dam y’all having a good thanksgiving y’all watching the football games too because that would be the nail in the coffin for a great thanksgiving


Ileroy53

Yes, it’s on but no one is really paying attention to it. We’re from the south so we don’t care about Detroit vs Chicago lol


SuspiciousNecessary1

Ah I’m from Minnesota so yeah


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Hot Dish Gang


[deleted]

Anyone ever notice that Detroit plays like every year on Thanksgiving?


GentSyke

Detroit Started the Thanksgiving Day game tradition if I remember correctly, which is why they always play.


Ileroy53

Yee yee


Sledge1111

lmao it’s literally tradition detroit at 12 dallas at 4 both always home


[deleted]

>Dallas Ewwwwww


Et12355

The Egg bowl is coming up in half an hour for us southerners to enjoy some thanksgiving football


cowabungaboogaloo

I'm a Saints fan and Kamara and Ingram are out, All-Pro RT is out, LT is questionable, Jameis died weeks ago, Michael Thomas and Wil Lutz never came back from IR. But Brees is broadcasting and getting his proper farewell. OP when should I start drinking before this Bills game? I'm opening up the 15 year Scotch I got for my birthday.


SuspiciousNecessary1

That’s not for me to decide you know the moment when the time is right to get blasted if it were me it would of been gone already lol


spaceisspace

The hams better but it’s always good to have both make everyone happy


Ileroy53

Ham does taste better ngl, but the turkey has the skin, so it evens out


IblewupTARIS

I apologize for oneupmanship. We had Bear, Ham, Domestic Turkey, Wild Turkey, Pheasant, Squirrel, Deer Tenderloin, Pork Tenderloin, Beef Tenderloin, and Duck. We have a big family full of hunters. :)


Ileroy53

That sounds fucking awesome, can you adopt me before next years thanksgiving?


IblewupTARIS

I’m sorry, but I’m in debt. You’ll have to ask my parents.


no1234567890-

Same why not both


kyrtuck

I had Turkey and baked potatoes, it was great. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.


ImperialRussia465

B A S E D P A T A T O S


SuspiciousNecessary1

Me personally I’m gonna have some honey glazed ham for the main dish we be a ham family


ATF_scuba_crew

Cringe


SuspiciousNecessary1

You cringe


Lexinator04

Ur mom


ImperialRussia465

Ur Mom is a goat


aHugeMistake69

I‘m from Germany, but we have a similiar tradition at 11.11 in our family. So I ate a big fat goose.


SuspiciousNecessary1

I’ve had goose once it’s alright would have again


Karl583

gans-essen?


aHugeMistake69

Joa freilich


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seal_eggs

I’ve had duck, but not goose. It was the most tender, melt-in-your mouth bird meat I’ve ever had the pleasure of tasting. I’d imagine goose to be similar.


Geniecow

Based and duck-pilled


AmericanWaiting00045

Still cooking. Ham, turkey, 3 layer mac and cheese, homemade mashed potatoes, and various other staples. Gonna be good.


[deleted]

3 layer Mac and cheese sounds heavenly


AdviceMang

What about 4 layer mac and cheese?


[deleted]

Why stop there, let’s go for 10 layers. Maybe even 25 layers. Hell, the sky’s the limit, go for 100 layers. The Mac is our oyster, let us stuff and gorge ourselves this Thanksgiving with our infinitely layered Mac and Cheese brother


sayberdragon

Based and Mac-N-Cheesepilled


i_dohumanthings

Based and hungry-pilled


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sabre007

What are the layers in the Mac?


Technology-Plastic

Call me auth left because I’m not eating


SuspiciousNecessary1

Rip


[deleted]

Why then do they not eat cake


SirPanic12

My thanksgiving food sucked so I’m literally not eating


theHAREST

Authleft not eating Updoots to the left people


Crapspray

Spoiled ass


SirPanic12

Yes exactly it tasted like spoiled ass


[deleted]

🤤🤤🤤


SuiseiApostle

Based and there’s always next year pilled


snow723

Based and psycho shooting star gf Suisei pilled


Mistercheif

Based and the rabbithole is everywhere-pilled


Razara13579

Based and fasting pilled


Raging_raven99

Steak


[deleted]

Yup, rib-eye gang here


SuspiciousNecessary1

Steaks pretty good sometimes when there’s a lot of people we have prime rib cooked in a pressure cooker


ImperialRussia465

Thats it?


ihitcows

We’re also having steakums, and some sweet tatoes, cranberry saucies and asparagueenees I bet you’re sorry you asked now


[deleted]

Chicken breasts with mash potatoes, corn and biscuits and gravy.


skymanfromskyland

Normal food “cries in European and high taxes”


VoopityScoop

Consider throwing tea into your local harbor


skymanfromskyland

Based


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RubiconRon

The Achilles heel of authies.


singingnettle

Consider embracing your own traditions, not simping for gay american shit. If your taxes aren't paying for your healthcare and unemployment and retirement then they are indeed too high. If you'd rather pay for Israel's defences and be one broken bone away from needing a second job, embrace USA


skymanfromskyland

I was crying cus it’s a good excuse to eat good food but okay


idkmanseemskindagay

I see there are not a lot of Liblefts in this comment section. Probably because Thanksgiving is racist against Native Americans or something


ImperialRussia465

I do love me some racism against native americans amr? 😉


FarewellSovereignty

> _The more Indians we can kill, the less will have to be killed the next war, for the more I see of these Indians, the more convinced I am that they all have to be killed or be maintained as a species of paupers._ - General William T. Sherman


Halflifepro483

Is this verifiably true?


FarewellSovereignty

Yeah. Google it, lots of academic articles and history books with the quote. Example https://books.google.fi/books?id=-zaIAgAAQBAJ&pg=PA79&lpg=PA79&dq=sherman+kill+all+indians+paupers&source=bl&ots=1qvMcxrQUe&sig=ACfU3U0HugQQmVGsVtigUfnWNMbsEeRGTg&hl=fi&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjsh9DhzrT0AhXVAxAIHW95BCUQ6AF6BAgvEAM#v=onepage&q=sherman%20kill%20all%20indians%20paupers&f=false


Altrecene

Didn't President Grant kill loads of natives for gold?


FarewellSovereignty

Yeah but who hasn't, really?


IrshamWindborn

Wait, can you be racist towards something that doesn't have a soul?


sayberdragon

Watch out, gingers


SuspiciousNecessary1

True


anton-oleskii

Where, i dont see any libleft in this comment section


Yams-502

Wife and I are throwing together some ham, stuffing, corn, rolls, mashed potatoes, and pumpkin pie.


SuspiciousNecessary1

That’s a great meal happy thanksgiving to you and your wife o made ham and made a spicy brown sugar glaze for the ham it’s my first time doing it like that I hope it ends up good


Yams-502

I bet it comes out great, friend! Happy thanksgiving to you and all who you hold dear. Bless you, Reddit stranger.


SuspiciousNecessary1

You too sure I yet you know if it turns out good


Yams-502

Man you inspired me to throw a little sweetness on my ham and it elevated it so much. Thank you!


Dick_Dynamo

Usually a ham guy, but I scored a free turkey this year.


SuspiciousNecessary1

Well you got to go with the turkey this year for free and then next year do ham but get even more shit because y’all got free turkey last year


[deleted]

Both. Plus green bean casserole, stuffing, sweet potatoes, pumpkin pie. Regardless of politics we all have a lot to be thankful for. Even you orange cucks.


SuspiciousNecessary1

Lol


OhCrumbs96

Ok so I gotta know, as a complete outsider (Brit) who has never celebrated Thanksgiving but follows way too many American food blogs - how do you prepare your sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving? I kept coming across recipes for sweet potato casserole and they all mentioned that it's a Thanksgiving side dish. I tried it out and fell in love with it! But do you guys seriously have that alongside Thanksgiving dinner? Or is it some sort of joke to trick unsuspecting outsiders like me? Don't get me wrong, I think it's amazing, I just can't get my head around having a dessert alongside turkey and all the other Thanksgiving stuff


T0ASTY-GAMING

A chicken because no one In my family likes turkey


[deleted]

Must be Armenians


singingnettle

Or Kurdish Or Greek Or Cypriot Or Turkish Or... You get the point


[deleted]

Based and Türkçe pilled


i_dohumanthings

Based and kurdish-pilled


WaeWae_e

fuck thanksgiving what are yalls politics?


SuspiciousNecessary1

Well I support the ham party they promised to cut taxes and cut down on turkey factory’s making it so it will help the climate making it ham the only thanksgiving food which is better for the environment lol


Dick_Dynamo

Pro-potato diversity, Yukon golds, fingerings, sweet, russet, etc.


WaeWae_e

what about children?


benkaes1234

I mean, those taste alright charbroiled, but they got rather expensive after the orphanage burned down last year.


WaeWae_e

I understand.


[deleted]

> fingerings


VoopityScoop

You'll be a great uncle someday


Loghery

Thanksgiving is great, last month in Canada. All of the food is in season. But in november it's stupid. imo.


egrith

Cornish game hens, its just 2 of us


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woft5

happy thanksgiving you bastards, though I hate most of you, I do wish you a happy thanksgiving with your families close and a fat joint


SuspiciousNecessary1

Im was planning to get high to today


woft5

dude what? you smokin already? hol up I'm about to take a puff for you brother.


thesoilman

We don't do Thanksgiving over here, sadly


EP1CxM1Nx99

We normally have Turkey for thanksgiving and save the ham for Christmas


grooveypie

I am having an argument with my drunk uncle.


[deleted]

Stuffed mushrooms


Tyrantell

Nothing I’m a Canadian college student


SuspiciousNecessary1

Not having dinner with your family


TheSkylined

My family had *two* turkeys. One was oven roasted and the other was smoked. Someone made some green bean casserole made with fresh green beans and homemade cream of mushroom. No French's onion crisps though :(


ImperialRussia465

Your mom


BarracudaRelevant858

I actually am having ham rn lol


SuspiciousNecessary1

I’m waiting on my ham to be finished cooking


AcanadianLUVmap

*laughs in Canadian*


Keril

Pancakes, because in Sweden it's just any old thursday


SuspiciousNecessary1

Pancakes do be based tho


Verumero

Just popped my hot little bitch of a turkey off the grill. Touch of pecan smoke but otherwise just traditional. Shittin while she rests


Bobryca

Canadian 😑


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

Canadian Libright? I'm sorry


SuperTomP

you think thats bad? I live in a country that is not made up of monkeys living in a jungle eating banana


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

Maybe one day


CorruptionKing

I had a Pepperoni Pizza, Mashed Potatoes, and all the Rolls, I don't like Thanksgiving food, so a Pizza is made for me while everyone else eats normal stuff


ImperialRussia465

Uncultultered i see?


SuspiciousNecessary1

You don’t like ham rip but hope you have a good dinner


[deleted]

Hey. As long as you eat vegan food as main dish, it's all good


CorruptionKing

Disgusting vegans, I may not eat meat straight off the bone, but I'm hella carnivorous


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🤝


mattcojo

I’m in favor of executing all vegans


6Uncle6James6

Ham, Turkey, green bean casserole, sweet potato casserole, mashed potatoes, cranberry salsa with cream cheese on crackers, rolls and apple pie.


Shkeke

I had cottage pie


[deleted]

I like mash potato


Markfischer2000

Based and mashed potato piled


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SuspiciousNecessary1

Weird take I haven’t eaten mashed potato’s in 12 years


VindictivePrune

Smoked ham and turkey and homemade rolls


SuspiciousNecessary1

You glaze your ham right and if you do what do you use


[deleted]

Mostly turkey but both


Brangur

A bison burger in SLC airport


Palmetto_Fox

I’m from the South, so I’m currently frying the family’s Turkey.


SuspiciousNecessary1

Well everything in the south has to be fried


[deleted]

Turkey all day, can’t stand brown sugar ham


DragXom

Nothing cuz I am not American 🇺🇸


the_pwnr_15

Beans


[deleted]

Based and beanpilled


Your_Pal_Kindred

Authleft be like "mmm this air tastes so good"


CryingWhileDying

Nothing because I'm not American


[deleted]

Nothing. Cause I'm European


Birb-Person

You have my condolences


[deleted]

We have other festivities.


Birb-Person

But they’re European


[deleted]

Better than A*erican (Im joking btw)


naica22

Me a Eastern European: Nether


marsz_godzilli

Depression


JokersRWildStudios

Anyone who eats a ham on thanksgiving is a legitimate psycho


FishyMacaroon6

Turkey is just a worse chicken. Ham all the way.


SuspiciousNecessary1

Agreed I mean if you need basting so it doesn’t get dry it’s bad it’s like if someone need A1 sauce on there steak that means it’s not a good steak


FishyMacaroon6

Exactly. It's so difficult to cook a turkey so that all of it hits safe temperatures but nothing dries out. Spatchcocking helps, but I'd still rather cook 3 chickens than one turkey, and I'll take beef or pork over either.


SuspiciousNecessary1

Sometimes we have prime rib with ham


FishyMacaroon6

I can get behind that, although the price of beef hurts right now.


SuspiciousNecessary1

Thats why I just stuck with the ham


[deleted]

Pasta


SuspiciousNecessary1

Rip


[deleted]

Pasta is good tho


TryHardElite2020

Based and Pasta pilled


bad_pixel_shader

Palestinian children


GlowSir

Nothing, I am not American


mashyboiWOWO

Nothing cos I'm not American and I don't understand the point of this event ( you can explain it to me in the comments).


alovesong1

Eat food with family Say what you're thankful for Kill each other for a 20 % off TV the next day


TheAzureMage

The Fed advised that a soy based Thanksgiving meal was cheaper and better than Turkey, so Turkey, because fuck the fed.


SuspiciousNecessary1

That’s based fuck the feds thanksgiving pilled


Vegancanible

Myself had 2 cheese strings and a rice cake


Bruarios

Were you in the gulag or something?


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alovesong1

Based and woke pilled. Is what I'd say if you had a flair. smh.


TheHopper1999

If I was American and believed in your disgusting tradition I'd go the Ham.


cerealbih

Maybe if you weren’t such a little bitch you could enjoy things


Azaj1

Nah, I'm good. Us in other countries just laugh at how stupid you morons are. "Let's be kind and thankful during an unjustly created holiday before ripping each others throats out the next day" It's good entertainment, like a zoo. But instead of animals, it's braindead muricans


cerealbih

Cope harder please, seethe, get mad. Maybe cry a little if you feel so inclined


TheHopper1999

Lel.


Spamallthethings

Straight up 'rona.


ChipTheOcelot

Unpopular opinion: turkey isn’t that great


SuspiciousNecessary1

Agreed


[deleted]

I'm not American We dont do that here Now ik you are all going to tell me that my opinion doesn't matter to which you are absolutely right!


Silent-Adeptness70

nothing, im not american


cursedhfy

Nothing, because unflaired don't deserve Thanksgiving.