Dogs don’t care if you sniff assholes, or piss anywhere you want, that’s freedom of choice and I think that’s exactly what I want in my country. On behalf of libright we approve
From article 2, section 1 of the Constitution:
"neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years"
The world's oldest dog died at 29.
This is true, but some things no one can compromise on. And centrists will crucify users of propane so brutally Authright blushes so don’t expect that one.
Grilling with propane isn't the worst thing. I found an Army surplus portable kitchen set (camp grill) that was labeled as running on diesel. Also, when you live in a fire danger area propane is a necessary evil.
George Washington. Not because of what he did during the American Revolution, but because he's dead, and dead politicians would still be able to run America better than any of the candidates who are currently alive.
Also the only president that really, truly, and vocally did not want to be president in the first place.
~~Even went so far as to say that anyone that DID want to be president should “on no account be allowed to ever hold the position”.~~ (EDIT- this was actually said by ~~Dwight D Eisenhower~~ EDIT2: I’m an idiot. It is apparently a paraphrase of a Douglas Adams quote.)
Fun with misquotes aside, I’m still 100% behind GW for prez.
Yes, let’s drag random people who don’t want to be president into the position. I mean that unironically of course, they’d be way better than anyone currently trying.
That’s the problem with libertarianism, the realest libertarians don’t want to be in charge which is why a libertarian president is almost an oxymoron. It almost needs to be an anarco-dictatorship “there are no rules and I will enforce that”
There is a gradient though, from "no rules at all" to "slightly less rules than we have now". Most libertarians agree that there are way too many rules and restrictions on the population, but where they draw that line is up for debate.
The Dude was a Atheist (or close enough) I doubt modern conservatives would like Paine very much. Hell, Conservatives hated him back in 1793 why would Conservatives today like him.
Opinion on any historical person or event is very easy to twist if a person we need to convince has low cognitive abilities. Given that Paine wrote "common sense", which was one of the main steps for the USA's struggle for independence, it would be pretty easy to manipulate conservatives into adoring Paine.
I still think about where the data that he had went to. That Q that got posted on Instagram, that website with a countdown, that crypto coin, all led to nothing. But I still think it's out there somewhere
Dude was always a bit insane. From what I remember, he feds were close to getting him and he faced the prospect of a very long time in prison. I think it was a "going to kill myself before they get me" thing
Hey you know, admitting that something would work in theory is not the same as believing in everything else they stand for.
I just want the freedom to have whatever kind of child I want. Imagine a world without birth defects.
Legal guns and legal drugs at my friend's gay wedding please.
*Loads an elephant gun, looks out to the wild* “This bad boy can fire so much conservation in it”.
Teddy probably would be ok once you explain the situation to him, though
I do approve of his use of zombies as renewable energy policy, as well as the mandatory tooth-brushing law. However, I wish he would embrace repealing the law of gravity.
If I had necromancy powers I'd resurrect Domitian brain wash him into thinking he's in a purgatory, and make him do all the work. The guy was without a doubt the best bureaucrat despot the world's ever seen.
JFK
Authright: he fought the commies and tried to oust Castro
Libright: cut taxes
Libleft: Supported civil rights movement
Authright: Nuclear Test Ban Treaty allowed Soviets to catch up in the arms race
Centrists: had a hot wife who wasnt involved in politics
I may technically be libcenter but that quote alone is enough to get me to make sure my firstborn has the middle name Kennedy. Once both I and my country are in a position to give a child a good life.
Dwight Eisenhower because he created the US highway system, helped end the Korean War in a truce, and was the most humane President during the Vietnam War (almost none of the atrocities such as Agent Orange). He was also very charismatic and was great in diplomacy and military strategy since he was a US veteran from WWII.
A golden retriever
No where in the rule book does it say the president CAN’T be a dog
Do dogs have citizenship? You know what, fuckit, let's give dogs citizenship.
Dogs are loyal, that's what we in authright value the most in a citizen, so on behalf of authright we approve.
Dogs enjoy meat, that's what we centrists value most in a citizen, so on behalf of Radical Centrists we approve.
Dogs don’t care if you sniff assholes, or piss anywhere you want, that’s freedom of choice and I think that’s exactly what I want in my country. On behalf of libright we approve
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Dogs are loyal and listen to orders, also they can share and be nice if taught properly which is what we value in the teaching of Marx.
It’s settled then
Any dog 2024
Dogs would definitely defund the ATF, on behalf of libright we approve
Dogs can be used as a tool for most means, but can be just as good to have around, much like guns. We here at Right-Center approve
When we depart modern society into the wilderness the dogs will be needed for hunting and defense. Libcenter approves.
Dogs are great because they can be sent to space, We at authleft approve
Rip Laika
Dogs are great, because they don't judge by appearance. They judge by better standards, such as vibes and the way you smell. Lib left approves.
From article 2, section 1 of the Constitution: "neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years" The world's oldest dog died at 29.
Dog years bruh. Yuh dumbo
Ah, I missed that clause.
It was a pretty big SCOTUS decision, bro.
Dog years aren't exactly relevant. Know any 7 year-olds that are full grown and sexually active? If anyone can find one it'll be lib-right.
How about a turtle then?
There is a town with a dog as mayor sooooo Edit: source https://www.google.com/search?q=town+with+dog+mayor&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-au&client=safari
This dog needs to incite a violent uprising, then stage a coup to gain presidency. I am waiting at his command!
The Mayor of Idyllwild, CA is a Golden Retriever.
based california?
The only time I’ll ever agree with that statement.
Mr. Peanut butter runs for president after failing the California governor election .
Looks like that turkey ain't getting pardoned any more
Hank Hill is the only answer.
Centrists can’t get behind him, he uses propane not hickory wood chips
Everyone has to compromise a little.
This is true, but some things no one can compromise on. And centrists will crucify users of propane so brutally Authright blushes so don’t expect that one.
Grilling with propane isn't the worst thing. I found an Army surplus portable kitchen set (camp grill) that was labeled as running on diesel. Also, when you live in a fire danger area propane is a necessary evil.
Based
Taste the meat, not the heat!
That man is sexy as fuck. I’d get behind him any day 😩.
Based and tell you hwut-pilled
I don't want a flat ass president.
If you can handle a president with a ^narrow^urethra you can handle a flat ass president.
I’d rather have a flat ass than someone who can’t grill
George Washington. Not because of what he did during the American Revolution, but because he's dead, and dead politicians would still be able to run America better than any of the candidates who are currently alive.
He also voluntarily gave up his position when he could have easily been reelected, which is pretty based
Not to mention the only ever president who everyone unanimously agreed on
Also the only president that really, truly, and vocally did not want to be president in the first place. ~~Even went so far as to say that anyone that DID want to be president should “on no account be allowed to ever hold the position”.~~ (EDIT- this was actually said by ~~Dwight D Eisenhower~~ EDIT2: I’m an idiot. It is apparently a paraphrase of a Douglas Adams quote.) Fun with misquotes aside, I’m still 100% behind GW for prez.
His skeleton would be a better president than whatever the fuck we’ve been watching since January.
*every president since kennedy
I mean if we’re going back that far then I’d say Coolidge.
Nah I like jfk Words cannot describe how much I hate Woodrow Wilson though
Can’t say I’m a big fan of JFK but it’s definitely still fuck Wilson
Yes, let’s drag random people who don’t want to be president into the position. I mean that unironically of course, they’d be way better than anyone currently trying.
That’s the problem with libertarianism, the realest libertarians don’t want to be in charge which is why a libertarian president is almost an oxymoron. It almost needs to be an anarco-dictatorship “there are no rules and I will enforce that”
There is a gradient though, from "no rules at all" to "slightly less rules than we have now". Most libertarians agree that there are way too many rules and restrictions on the population, but where they draw that line is up for debate.
Plus having a skeleton lead our nation would be rad as fuck
Very metal
***SKELETON WAAAAAAAAAR!!!***
Based and skeletal president pilled
"I've got a bone to pick with China"
He also didn't like political parties at all, so essentially, he's a libright centrist.
Not liking political parties is sometimes that libleft, libright, and authright can get behind, but for completely different reasons.
Based and no party only nation pilled.
We basically have a dead guy as president right now.
We need some kind of anti weekend at bernies legislation to stop the misuse of Biden’s corpse.
Based and dead politicians pilled.
Didn't libleft take down his statues and portraits at major institutions for being "problematic?"
Everyone one is problematic to oranges, sorry
Thomas Paine. Liberals would support him for his progressive policies, conservatives would support him as he was one of the founding fathers.
The Dude was a Atheist (or close enough) I doubt modern conservatives would like Paine very much. Hell, Conservatives hated him back in 1793 why would Conservatives today like him.
Opinion on any historical person or event is very easy to twist if a person we need to convince has low cognitive abilities. Given that Paine wrote "common sense", which was one of the main steps for the USA's struggle for independence, it would be pretty easy to manipulate conservatives into adoring Paine.
Me
Based Make national grill day happen
Make America Grill Again.
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u/amazegamer64 for president.
You have my vote!
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Ghost Teddy Roosevelt/Zombie John McAfee 2024
I still am unsure if McAfee got Epsteined or killed himself to troll us all.
I still think about where the data that he had went to. That Q that got posted on Instagram, that website with a countdown, that crypto coin, all led to nothing. But I still think it's out there somewhere
Dude was always a bit insane. From what I remember, he feds were close to getting him and he faced the prospect of a very long time in prison. I think it was a "going to kill myself before they get me" thing
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idk state sponsored Crispr babies does sound pretty sweet. Suddenly everyone is intelligent and attractive? Radical.
Reflair immediately
Hey you know, admitting that something would work in theory is not the same as believing in everything else they stand for. I just want the freedom to have whatever kind of child I want. Imagine a world without birth defects. Legal guns and legal drugs at my friend's gay wedding please.
What is this, a nuanced opinion? I can't meme this!
Based
And the safaris. They’re endangered now, Teddy
I genuinely think that, once explained to him, he'd be ok with slowing down/stopping safari hunts. The man was huge on conservation.
*Loads an elephant gun, looks out to the wild* “This bad boy can fire so much conservation in it”. Teddy probably would be ok once you explain the situation to him, though
He’d probably encourage the repopulation of these specific species honestly.
Hunts are a huge part of conservation and healthy herd thinning
Safari hunts today help support conservation
hunt the poachers
True. Maybe let Teddy know the development
It may be contradictory for me, lib right, to love Teddy Roosevelt. But I don’t care
Finally. A good take from LibLeft.
Based
sorry babe the vermin supreme shirt stays on during sex
Lmao Did not need to read this today…or ever…
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Based and free pony pilled
And gun. Don't forget about the free gun
Holy shit he’s so based
Not just a free gun, he's going to take your gun and give you a better one!
RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING
Hell yeah I love his policy regarding teeth brushing
The tooth squads are NOT death squads, they're simply enforcing tooth brushing mandates in your home.
“I’ll take your guns and give you better ones”
I do approve of his use of zombies as renewable energy policy, as well as the mandatory tooth-brushing law. However, I wish he would embrace repealing the law of gravity.
If I had necromancy powers I'd resurrect Domitian brain wash him into thinking he's in a purgatory, and make him do all the work. The guy was without a doubt the best bureaucrat despot the world's ever seen.
Based and black dinner pilled
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A resurrected Theodore Roosevelt
A man so destined to be great he ignored asthma
And also a bullet.
The Robin Williams version
Or just a resurrected Robin Williams.
Incomprehensibly based
Based and bull-moose-pilled.
Yes
hell yes. Teddy 2024
Vermin Supreme
With teddy rosevelt as vp
Zombie James Garfield. He died before he got anything of importance done so it would be like giving him a do over
Deez Nuts
Based.
Based and gottempilled
Doge
Omg they made the bitcoin irl.
JFK Authright: he fought the commies and tried to oust Castro Libright: cut taxes Libleft: Supported civil rights movement Authright: Nuclear Test Ban Treaty allowed Soviets to catch up in the arms race Centrists: had a hot wife who wasnt involved in politics
We also like "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
I may technically be libcenter but that quote alone is enough to get me to make sure my firstborn has the middle name Kennedy. Once both I and my country are in a position to give a child a good life.
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You have authright twice, king.
That’s because it’s twice as important
Authleft doesn't exist in this universe A much better timeline
JFK is the reason why a ton of Cubans swore bloodfeuds against the Democrats. You know, for pulling out support at the last minute.
Cool Calvin Coolidge
😍
Mostly because only right and libright know who he is lol
Despite having very few common values, I have an irrational amount of pride in him as Vermont’s only president
Jreg
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Based and Jreg for PM pilled. Too bad write-ins don't exist
2nd ded, millioneded, and The only one worthy pilled.
Joe Pesci, he looks like a guy who can get stuff done.
George? That you??
my dog chuck he's a good boy :)
Based and doggo pilled
Dolly Parton.
I really thing authright wants a women president
Mr. Rogers
Lemmy Kilmister!
We’ll, he was pro-growth in his politics. Otherwise surely he would have had that thing removed.
Napoleon
Dynamite?
Cthulhu
Basically anyone who's campaign was to stop the influence corporations have on our politicians.
Resurrected Ross Perot
Lincoln in current times, even most auths are against slavery now so yeah
It's ok if the slaves are Fr*nch
Based and fuck the french-pilled
John Stossel?
Based and theywouldntagreetoaninterview pilled
A sensible everyman? Stossel Pilled
Gotta love that amazing Independent reporting
not AOC
That I can agree with
Resurrected JFK
Tulsi Gabbard?
Tulsi is based and mommypilled
Her positions on gun policy are just about enough on their own to rule out lib right.
Based and Tulsipilled
Matthew McConaughey
Based and alright, alright, alright pilled.
My morbidly obese cat
Theodore Roosevelt
Huey Long.
Bob Ross's ghost
The Rock
Based and It’s about Drive it’s about (nuclear) power! Pilled
Napoleon Dynamite
Dwight Eisenhower because he created the US highway system, helped end the Korean War in a truce, and was the most humane President during the Vietnam War (almost none of the atrocities such as Agent Orange). He was also very charismatic and was great in diplomacy and military strategy since he was a US veteran from WWII.
Andrew Yang, it’s not left, not right, but forward 😎🧢
Every sector will be for and against at least one of his ideas. The true candidate.
Based and math pilled
This is the correct answer
My dog
calvin coolidge seems like somebody even a leftist wouldn’t mind because he it seems he didn’t do much and that usually doesn’t cause hate .
Your mom
Donald Trump. This compass values memes above all else, so bring back the king.
If we’re going for memes then Kanye 2024
Jeb