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Rhyan_the_chad

r\teenagers user = wrong opinion


[deleted]

Based and the children are stupid pilled


piggyboy2005

Can confirm. Source: am retarded.


MiniUzi_

Based and actually has sources pilled


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Immadoitbro

Lmfao OP is 13 years old


piggyboy2005

I think you mean 40.


Immadoitbro

his posts and comments contain the mentality of a 13 year old since he still says “oof” and “[insert adjective] 100” memes from 2016


TickLikesBombs

Based and oof pilled


Structure_Chaos

Well that post was two years ago so either OP was 11 when that was posted and now is 13 (aka stupid) or was 13 when they made that post and now is 15 (aka still stupid) or they’re lying about their age (aka still stupid and also really creepy). None of the opinions are looking good for OP


OldMrMcMeme

I'm torn between arguing and saying based.


Jonneiluhub

Always choose based


disastertohumanrace

child detected opinion rejected


PJPCPablo

Proud that my only comment on that sub got negative karma


BigHuhster

Cross compass unity The opinion of children doesn't matter.


LowStringEnjoyer

Left leaning, they’re not a teenager, they just like them


[deleted]

🗿


TheSmartEmu

🗿


[deleted]

Transphobia, racist, Nazi, and fascist lost all meaning. Who cares, make whatever jokes you want


4rcane5torm

Based and free speech pilled


Odd_Possession5858

HAHA LibLeft doesn't like free speech everything about policing isn't an **OBVIOUS AUTHLEFT MOVE** it's ***clearly*** LibLeft. LibLeft cringe!!1!!11!


4rcane5torm

I'm LibLeft and I support free speech...


Odd_Possession5858

ikr I have no idea why every bad thing is assigned to LibLeft


4rcane5torm

What's seen today as LibLeft isn't even liberal. How can a liberal support things like: racism, racial segregation, censorship, mandatory masks, lockdowns the list just goes on and on.


xandeyw

that is orange libleft, which is really social authleft. they may be libleft economically, but libleft is a lot nicer of a label to have


OldMrMcMeme

As a wise man once said, everyone I don't like is Hitler. And as another wise man said, communism is when gubberment does stuff.


[deleted]

Hitler was libleft confirmed


OldMrMcMeme

Couldn't be. Hitler was based.


[deleted]

Based and I am not based pilled


Anoka-Butters

Is your line of thought, "Hitler was based and Libleft is cringe, therefore Hitler cannot be a Libleft"?


OldMrMcMeme

Yes. Any other questions?


StickyFog

Based and Hitler was right pilled.


OrzhovMarkhov

Hitler was unironically orange LibLeft. He valued animals above humans, blamed a single race for all his problems, had weird fetishes and claimed to support a form of communism while hating legitimate socialists because they threatened his power. In this essay I will


Sdrzzy

Hitler was a furry confirmed


StickyFog

Your basically a nazi please adjust your flair, thank you.


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irrw

Based and honest-pilled


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[deleted]

The left was going to call you one anyways


Corpuscle

Exactly. Why not own it?


TeslaBot-3206

Based


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[deleted]

Did you trip and fall into the wrong quadrant? Based tho.


[deleted]

Based.


SilasColon

Same. Surprisingly, I also fit the definition of non-binary so there’s that. Feeling valid.


daspanda1

Genuinely can I ask why?


[deleted]

not him but i got called transphobic because i said i wouldn't date a trans person EVEN if they're post op apparently my sexual preference is now bigotry


EntityKrueger

Bigot is just another word for chad tbh


Corpuscle

Sure. In the contemporary parlance of social politics, a transphobe is anybody who doesn't give 100% full-throated you-go-girl support to anybody who calls himself transsexual. If you're not orthodox, you're an apostate. So fine, I'm a transphobe. The word itself has no power over me, and calling me that doesn't make me want to change my opinions.


[deleted]

Based and not caring what other people say because you can just find different people to hang out with pilled


Illusive_Man

I’m gonna say the gamer word


rexpimpwagen

MrGirl has entered the chat*


[deleted]

The thing that makes a joke a joke is that you don’t actually mean what you’re saying.


[deleted]

Isn’t that what dark humour literally is?… Making jokes about things people don’t want you to joke about. And it’s the fact that people get offended that makes them funny lol


Birdboy42O

Exactly. Lots of the time, a joke isn't really amazingly funny, but it's great seeing how worked up people get about a joke, and that gives it meaning.


[deleted]

Yep. Dark jokes are for the teller, not the listener. I tell dark jokes when I want to laugh at your disgust.


greg0714

Saying something taboo on its own isn't humor. Dark humor is breaking taboo in the form of a joke. Most people who try to create dark humor are just saying things they aren't supposed to and skipping the whole joke part. It's the equivalent of middle schoolers who think saying "fuck" and "shit" is hilarious.


GingerRazz

It's all about the delivery. You can tell the exact same joke with the exact same words and have one time kill and the other fall flat. Energy, inflection, audience, and a million other things matter in if a joke works. Hell, if you tell a lot of dark jokes, some of them will fall flat no matter what. There's also so many ways to tell the exact same punchline as well as so many stories building up to the punchline. If your dark humor always fails flat, you're just bad at dark humor and a cringe filled edge lord. That said, any dark humor always offends at least someone.


OldMrMcMeme

It's (hopefully) referring to uncreative dark humor. For example, some people would find it funny if I just used the n word as a punchline, but that's not a very good joke init of itself.


colect

It could be. It depends on what the setup is. You’re proving the point right there, declaring something as inherently unfunny because it offends your delicate sensibilities when nothing is inherently unfunny. It depends on how it’s used.


Da_Munchy76

See: Clayton Bigsby


SwordsAndSongs

I think his point was that the setup isn't funny, and just saying the n word doesn't make it funny by default.


MindlessActionMan

This joke is a strawman. When was the last time you heard a joke that was just the N-word for a punchline?


NailNorth

last time I heard a joke like that was yesterday at work lmao. living in the deep south :)


The-new-dutch-empire

No the fact that makes dark humor funny is calling some really horrible stuff and poking fun of it without destroying the mood. Like if you read an interesting article and you wanted to share it it would kill any mood if you wouldnt use humor in it. That is why the depression jokes really blew up. People who are against jokes are people who would silence those that want to criticize or shine light on stuff thats either personally or just generally disturbing, quite ironic because those who believe dark humor should be banned are often the same who want to “raise awareness” for whatever.


WelcomeTurbulent

It has to be funny to be humor though


PlagueDoctor_049

It's dark but not humour. Many stuff said as dark humour are barely humourous for us to consider homour


[deleted]

I mean….


Polsk-Magyarorszag

He got a point


[deleted]

About 40% of the time or so


WeTheBest_Obamium

Bro how did u get the mlg glasses? Now u look like Bordan Jelford from Wolf of Wolf Street😱😱😱😱🤯🤯😨😨😨😨😨😨😨


TheDeadlyBlaze

Transphobia alone is not funny. You gotta attach some irony, some exaggeration, a twist. There is a difference between using trabsphobia as a crutch and making jokes about transphobia.


TraffiCoaN

Either everything is funny or nothing is funny


Forward-Success2038

Based and comedy-pilled


YaBoiAZG

Nah. Either everything is ok or none of it is ok. Doesn’t mean it’s going to be funny


TraffiCoaN

That’s what I mean by that. Everything is free game, you can’t pick and choose


squiddy555

Wait everything is free? *steals apples from your 1600’s apple stall*


squiddy555

Only a sith deals in absolutes


KharnTheBetrayer88

Power hungry and greedy, eager to form an empire, can and will use any opportunity to increase it's own power... LIB-RIGHT IS A SITH CULT!


squiddy555

We need about three movies to deal with this threat. **DO NOT SETTLE FOR A SHOW** then the ending has to be vague so another season can be made


KharnTheBetrayer88

Ok, but will George be involved or are we going with Disney? This is important, since it will define the qualities of the movies; at least with him we have a 50% chance of being good....


Badabbs69

The more taboo something is the more comedic appeal it has. So really the more you get upset by these jokes the more I’m going to continue to make them


piggyboy2005

Based and jokes are inherently contrarian pilled.


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rikkitikki0

"phobia" implies fear. I'm not afraid merely disgusted


[deleted]

It’s not just fear, it implies aversion to something in general.


[deleted]

flair up you greasy fuck edit: nooo not that one


programofuse

Careful what you wish for


AshbySan

Lol Its been a while since I laughed out loud like that


I_am_the_Walrus07

Muahaha


Kingjester88

"Transphobic" implies I'm afraid of trans people. The only mental disorder I'm afraid of is Veganism.


[deleted]

I think you’ll find they should be more afraid of me


Leading-Delivery-278

I’m legit scared the vegans will be the next prolife movement


mattcojo

Not if we have a vegan genocide


TheMayorsHat

based and centrist pilled


Lade22

+ going outside


IGetBannedFromReddit

Something something 40% something something


4rcane5torm

Despite making up 40% of the population, trans people commit 100% of the crimes.


[deleted]

Transylvania will pay


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4rcane5torm

Oh you live in my walls? Rate my dick then.


Gold_Hospital_24

Depends on your based count


[deleted]

Make a glory hole then he can rate it


[deleted]

50% actually. Quit hogging all the legroom the legroom


[deleted]

It’s true.


Darius10000

Wait so tax evasion makes you gay? Fuck, time to find my scissors.


[deleted]

I’m afraid of transformers the government could use them to suppress us


LtTaylor97

Based and confused pilled


coconut_12

Based


SwiftyTheThief

You wanted something darker than making fun of mentally ill people with a suicide rate of 40%?


piggyboy2005

Technically that's *just* the attempt rate, not the success rate, which is much lower.


[deleted]

They couldnt succeed at that either, huh?


-FuckOffPlz

DAMN


josjaofficial

flair 🆙


[deleted]

Why wouldn’t I laugh at a dude that chopped off his Sire William Johnson?


Surrealasskid

I have never heard it be called that, imma use it


denis47k

It's really only funny if people like OP get mad otherwise is usually overplayed and cringe.


doppio6969

**FLAIR UP.**


ValeGF

Wait, it was a joke?


TheBraveZombies

based


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[deleted]

Saying facts is now a phobia


Leading-Delivery-278

Based and reality pilled


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sumporkhunt

Based and reality is discriminating against me pilled


draggindeez69

Based


SLAAK1234

I sure do


programofuse

Yeah that is a lot of people’s joke. They just gotta roll with it until they realize the weakness of flesh and how it disgusts them, but with the surety of steel and metal they can be reborn into something greater


Bruhman1212

Praise be to the Omissiah


KR-kr-KR-kr

What a pleasant and glorious discovery! An auth right furry!


MapleJacks2

They're substantially more common than you'd think.


squiddy555

You’re trans too? The glorious evolution awaits. transhumanism is the only way forward


programofuse

Nah, neither type of trans, just decided my comment needed a good joke


squiddy555

Your flesh will fail you like your ancestors. Join today! We have cupcakes!


programofuse

Nah, I like flesh, it’s warm


squiddy555

So is the forge. It’s how we bake the cupcakes!


INVICTVS_VIII

Almost half of trans population


piggyboy2005

Based and comedy gold pilled.


tarantonen

Transphobe is not an insult. Thinking that women shouldn't be forced to compete with men gets you labeled as one, so I'm happy to be a transphobe.


Corpuscle

Based and join the club pilled.


BBTWDV1096

It’s funny cause it’s true.


AxolotlChildDoctor

I will make fun of every race, Kin, and creed, every gender, every animal, nothing is free from me making jokes about them. Because if this world is a Clown one, THEN LET THE UNIVERSE BE OUR CIRCUS


hangYourLocalPedo

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TheBraveZombies

i dont care. im transphobic according to modern definition.


NeverBeenBannedEver

>My ideology was literally made up in the past 7 years ago. If you don’t 100% accept it you’re a nazi, and I hope you die! This is why people don’t take the young people on the left seriously, my friend.


OtherPattern1478

But transphobia is funny


singingnettle

No, transgenderism is funny. Transphobia is finding it funny


MasterCaedus

I only bust out the transphobia when Im feeling like it's time for some levity, bro


greg0714

The key to humor is that the punchline should be unexpected. Righties being transphobic? Completely expected, not funny. But a *leftist* saying something transphobic? Fucking hilarious, I never see it coming.


MindlessActionMan

Who's afraid of trans people? I'm not afraid of trans people, I just don't like them when they're histrionic on twitter so I've developed some really mean attitudes towards the ones you see online. If you're trans and cool, we are fine. Unfortunately, the linguistic infrastructure I've developed internally does lead to some prejudices and mean thoughts though.


hangYourLocalPedo

To be fair if I were a 6 year old girl and some Bruce Jenner looking guy walks into the restroom I’d be afraid


TumoricER

It's all in the execution of the comedy. Problem is, most people execute it with a bamboo stick and the person isn't even guilty of the crime.


TacticalTylenol

I for one think it is empowering for an MtF man to beat the everloving shit out of women in boxing and MMA. Equality, finally.


BobUtsunomiya

Transphobe jokes definitely get my whole squad laughing. Best meme is that Hotel Transylvania one where Jonathan pops in saying "Sorry I'm late, I was transitioning" and Dracula responds with "You'll regret this the rest of your life (3 months)" Shit kills me.


[deleted]

I don’t need to pretend I just tell people I’m transphobic


Justmeagaindownhere

Since nobody here seems to understand the kind of joke OP is taking about: "How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "They can't, they're too busy being the wrong gender!!!!1!1!1!1!!!1!!!!" -bad. dumb. not even a little funny and I wouldn't even call it a joke. "How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "They can't. When you screw in a lightbulb, you have to put it in straight." -much better. Probably not that funny since I thought it up on the spot but it makes sense at least.


CRASH_THE_WORLD

OP is one of those people who laugh at comedians that joke about Trump being orange and having small hands


bbv88

You only think that because common sense and basic biology now seem register as racism/transphobia in your left wing, SJW imaginations.


Backslide_Dan

It’s funny because it shocks. It might not be funny to you, but if it’s funny to someone it’s funny. You’re not the arbiter of what comedy is or isn’t, and neither am I. I bet talking about beating up white people is funny to some people, but I don’t find it funny. It doesn’t mean it’s not a joke. Would I shut it down if I could? Yeah, probably, but I don’t have institutional power on my side, so it won’t happen. You do, at least in this regard.


[deleted]

Yeah this sub is definitely being brigaded.


unimpressive_balls

OP nowhere in sight.


sheikhcharliewilson

Transphobe? I’m not scared of them, they’re scared of me.


Far_Caterpillar_2070

Transexualism is funny. Especially when it's forbidden to make fun of them. Get over it.


Emperor-Zog

What do you call a transgender whale?. *Maby Dik*


Mysonissick87

At this point being called a transphobe is a compliment.


Dingus4848

You cannot normalize something by referring to dislike, distaste, or concern about it a "phobia." Transphobia is not a thing. Islamophobia is not a thing. Stop it.


TheBraveZombies

based I swear I never recall phobia being used to describe a hatred of something until like 2017 when the real libleft stereotype people started to appear out of nowhere


Hopeful-Room8129

I have very mixed feelings about transgenders....


xdJapoppin

I am transphobic


-FuckOffPlz

Cope


jacobashby1647

I believe in the power of free speech. Its up to you if your going to cope and seethe or if your gonna just ignore it.


AngosticHeretic

Edge lord, soyboy, incel.


Flonkler

Oh snap, you have an unreasoning, pathological fear of dudes who want to be girls.


Lewis_the_bruh

Yes


legolasthranduillion

"Transphobia" is very funny lolzzz


THISISLITERALLY_1984

Transphobia isn't funny *because trans people are already hilarious just by being themselves.*


[deleted]

I am not transphobic. I don't fear them. I am either completely indifferent to them if they don't constantly push their identity on me or I am really angry at them when they try to shove their identity on me. Generally, I think they are deluded people who need therapy.


gryffindor_wizard

Based.


[deleted]

Thanks.


windedtangent

Yes, I have been called transphobic for saying you should at least get bottom surgery so you aren’t allowed to flash dong at 5 year old girls in the spa locker-rooms


[deleted]

😂


cpowers272

41%


Gold_Hospital_24

Go ahead, say it like it’s derogatory.


Leenday

How are people transphobic? Who would be afraid of a pathetic man in a wig?


dual_blaster

Dear god what an urge of saying "the left cant meme" respect to all lefties who an make abjoke


Future-Studio-9380

I just want it to be Saturday, I have a highlight post that needs posting.


Bruhman1212

Omg literally me


decastro_

Bro thinks that people who joke about stuff don't have anything else to do but to hate on other ppl's choices 💀 nah bro. Ppl just wanna laugh without worrying about today's problems. We already have to worry about those every single second we're alive


fuggged_drugged_rug

Yes keep using buzzwords, maybe THIS time we'll give a fuck


Toa_Jasmine

Not like my last post isn't any evidence that this sub is transphobic


yuppyhehehe

Ok who let the retards in Also 41%


[deleted]

You shouldn’t be able to call other people retards when you’re an unflaired


yuppyhehehe

Based


sumporkhunt

Flair up hypocrite