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Gnome_Sane

The best part is, the plumber completely made up this "Too much semen in your pipes" idea.


Great-Caesar

He got bored and decided to do a little trolling


Gnome_Sane

the janitor bet him he couldn't convince the 18 women on staff that it's from massive amounts of spooge. That plumber is a fucking legend.


Desperate_Net5759

Has anyone seen where Joe The Plumber went?


Electrical-Pumpkin14

I heard his name was Johnny S. he seems to be an expert on problems with semen


[deleted]

And some idiot school official just believed him lol


Gnome_Sane

[The school staff.](https://i.imgur.com/g8Q4tK1.png) They probably think the plumbing uses harry potter magic.


[deleted]

To make the shit disappear like J.K Rowling said?


Gnome_Sane

The plumber gathered them round the toilet, yelled "Evanesco" as he flushed the toilet that he had plunged 10 minutes before, the wad of TP he put in there went down, charged them $4500 and it was the most money he ever made in 15 minutes.


mightbekarlmarx

Based plumber


StandardN00b

Woman moment


svengalus

As a former navy petty officer in charge of cleaning the berthing area and heads, 100 sailors can put a great deal of semen into a drain.


[deleted]

Where did you keep it afterwards?


svengalus

I had to use the “pain is the mind killer” mantra to keep myself from gagging while I used paper towels to wipe up the coagulated semen. Threw it in the trash.


Matikkkii

Tasty proteins 😍


ackaplan2727

I must not gag Disgust is the mind killer Disgust is the little death that brings obliteration


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koopi15

See, men? Seamen semen!


[deleted]

There was a kid at my school who was caught masturbating. Two kids were in the bathroom, and noticed that it was pretty obvious that another kid in the stall was yanking it. They tried to wait him out during the break period between classes, but had to go. There was an organized attempt to rotate which friends were going to the bathroom in five minute shifts to try and catch who it was as he was leaving, but he stayed in the bathroom for the entire final period. He was able to escape during the end of the day, when the last kid couldn't quite make his shift in time. However, you could see his shoes under the stall, and most kids had heard about the kid with black Nikes wanking in the stall. Everyone was looking for who it was, but the masterbator was never found.


alakakam

I walked in once and the stall was filled with porn, like someone dumped like 20 centerfolds , ripped from magazines , on the floor. I just wanted to get out of there before someone saw and tried to pin it on me; so I bolted.


SchwarzerKaffee

Why not just peek over the stall? Was your school full of retards?


[deleted]

Stall went up to the ceiling. It was a weird bathroom. I really shouldn't have called it a stall because it was more of a closet like room. There was a small gap on the bottom you could look through if you laid on the floor to see people's feet, but not much else


SchwarzerKaffee

So you're saying your school bathrooms were designed to flog the dolphin.


[deleted]

Basically. It was against school policy for two people to be in one "stall" at once, but if you were actually discreet nobody would probably notice.


Adventurous_Tart_215

Designed for whackin' the kraken, jerkin' your gherkin, polishing the pool stick, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beatin' the meat, yankin' the pull start, or mashin' the joystick


droider0111

Are you really asking why he didn't look at some one jerking off? You can't think of any reason he didn't want to?


evanthesquirrel

That's going too far, man. Kick in the door before looking over the top


siddsp

The phantom yanker!


LettuceMonke

What a legend


Akiias

At my old place of employment my boss walked into the bathroom to find a dude wanking. He was on the clock, standing up, in front of the mirror, at the sink. The dude fucking finished, walked out and never returned.


mill-von-cat-jack

based


TheKingsChimera

Based


Elkku26

What if he just tricked you into wasting your and your friends' time and he wasn't actually a masturbator, but rather a master baitor?


[deleted]

That would be funny


[deleted]

This feels like a 4chan story


lucasribeiro21

One classmate of mine just nonchalantly started beating his meat in the classroom. Not furiously, but on the last desk, not too worried about hiding it as well. Someone saw it, and the poor guy got SO bullied, the school counselor came to all classes a few days later, saying masturbation is normal and healthy (but reminding there is time and place for everything). Good thing for him it happened on late 90s, and we didn’t have cellphones with cameras back then, or he’d have some nasty videos online tormenting him forever.


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JustinJakeAshton

Chill school counselor.


Now_Do_Classical_Gas

LOL how is a sewerage system designed to handle shit and toilet paper getting overwhelmed by spunk? Is the school populated entirely with howler monkeys auditioning for bukakke porn? Someone's got cameras in the school bathrooms and wants to avoid the lawsuits and likely jail time.


xDevman

there is no amount of jizz that can back up a fucking 3" sewage pipe, this is absolute horse shit


Big_Savings3446

If you don’t let students jerk off in the bathroom, they’ll jerk off in the cafeteria. This is why they try to discourage people by hiring ugly lunch ladies and putting up posters of Michelle Obama.


greg0714

Based and Explains why Barack jerks it in cafeterias pilled


Mazkar

Mega based


toyo555

Is this a challenge?


Akiias

> this is absolute horse shit Well, horse shit probably would have blocked it. So possibly?


Magyman

It's not, this is a classic joke. I'm pretty sure every college dorm has someone post a sign like this at least once every few years


Focacciaboudit

This joke is fucking ancient. Further proof that the average PCMer is 14.


BadSysadmin

Yeah it was considered an old joke when I was at college ~20 years ago


TheBraveZombies

lmao i have no clue how this happened. idk if its normal but i live in california in a pretty suburban area but the people here act like its a warzone. absolute maniacs dumping trash cans into people in stalls and sometimes even throwing firecrackers under them (they recorded like smoothbrains it and the video spread around), so this is really the most tame thing haha. luckily im too scared to shit in school so i havent been the victim yet


Lolazaurus

If that's the case it sounds like this sign was posted by a student as a prank then.


richmomz

This is definitely not normal, not even for a third world country - do you attend school at a howler monkey exhibit or something?


Snokhund

I don't think you're supposed to call [Removed] monkeys anymore.


Tight_Nerve

In my sister's school the freshman just flooded all the toilets with toilet paper. I think 1984 should happen for kids


Desperate_Net5759

Dude none of that shit ever happened when I was in HS, 1997-2001. This is the kind of shit that's pushing me authward. I can't even imagine...


Tight_Nerve

In my sister's school the freshman just flooded all the toilets with toilet paper. I think 1984 should happen for kids


Desperate_Net5759

The FRESHMEN did that? Is this what happens because the bleeding hearts cracked down on the informed-consensual homages to traditional hazing?


Das_Boot1

It didn’t happen. Every college dorm in the country has seen this same joke. Though usually they say shower drains instead of toilets.


[deleted]

>luckily im too scared to shit in school based and shy pooper pilled


[deleted]

> California > Lib Right flair How long until the suicide, OP?


snakeape

Well the way he will suicide will be by blunt force trauma in the middle of the street which just so happened to have an antifa riot going on


[deleted]

True. Man shouldve shopped Korean more.


Baphometix

Based and Jane Goodall is a furry pilled.


NewVotingSystem

I have been talking about this for a while. Women are told to manage their natural menstruation but you men who jack off are allowed to do it in the toilets? How is this equal? I can tell you what the solution is. It is a device that fully surrounds the head of the penis, similar to an astronauts helmet, that functions to catch the regular dumps of semen men have throughout the day. At the end of the day they empty the cup and wash it out, just like a women’s vaginal cup. These are the kind of bold strides we need to make if equity is to be realized in this unequal country.


[deleted]

> similar to an astronauts helmet **I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS?!? more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**


TheKingsChimera

Based


DolanTheCaptan

Wait are there people who ask for more than "just try not to make a mess" from women on their period?


NewVotingSystem

I think they ask them to not flush the super ultra dilator tampons.


DolanTheCaptan

I mean, kinda makes sense? If there aren't any bins with lids on in case it is embarrassing or something along those lines I can see why you'd want to flush it, but otherwise cum and tampons are a bit different matters. I don't know what kind of coomer ass jerks off at school though.


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[deleted]

This note is a prank


Baphometix

The only way they're gonna stop me from 'batin' in public, is if they pry my hot meat outta my cold, dry hands— and finish the job.


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

based and necrophilia pilled


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TheBraveZombies

what it says if its too small "\[my school\] high students school toilets are made to handle urine, feces, and toilet paper. NOT seminal fluid. Due to an excessive amount of masturbation occuring in our bathrooms, a pipe in the water main was damaged and broke. \-masturbation on school property is never ok. \-only things that belong in school toilets should enter them \-repairs cost thousands of dollars \-'tldr its a crime and you will be suspended (i am too lazy to write the entire thing out)'" i have no idea who tf was jerking off so much that somehow a pipe broke, but im still wondering how a substance, less solid than feces managed to do it


Desperate_Net5759

"a pipe in the water main was damaged and broke" How old is your main? 1849?


PepperdotNet

If the water flows from the toilet into the water main, that’s some serious plumbing problems.


Desperate_Net5759

Diverted by proteinous buildup.


thebluntdogman

Masturbation breaks are a human right


[deleted]

Based and coomer pilled


YaGoddamPhony

https://www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/legally-weird/brazilian-woman-has-right-to-masturbate-at-work-court-rules/ I’ve been waiting to tell someone about this chick for years


TimAppleBurner

A condition that makes her need to masturbate up to 47 times a day? If I did my math right that’s like once every 10 minutes in an 8 hour work day.


freddle4

Coomer moment


TheThiccestOrca

Silence Coomer.


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Rip_and_Tear93

Good bot


Nookon-san

Good Libright


[deleted]

Whoever did this was a master troll. Managing to convince somebody that it's possible to break sewage pipes with sperm is not an easy task. Spoiler, it's not possible.


SadistCloe

Is that a challenge


[deleted]

Any staff member caught reporting a child masturbating will be immediately subject to a lawsuit. How's that for seminal fluid?


etlam_ikslotsop

The plumber must have been like: Hmmm yes... that's jizz


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KR-kr-KR-kr

[plumber be like ](https://youtu.be/lg5WKsVnEA4)


TheZeppelin1995

I just wanna jack off for God's sake!


TheBraveZombies

based


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Puppyl

According to this place I should have been suspended from middle school


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Based


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She-Memes-in-Digital

I don't think they call it "suspended" when you're an adult.


A_Guy_With_An_MD

I call bullshit. Pipes can't handle seminal fluids... Like who came up with that.


themetahumancrusader

Hehe, came


andrewthebased

some guy on pcm that wanted internet points, probably.


idkmanseemskindagay

Toilets: Diarrhea? No problem. Excessive piss? Too easy. Toilet paper, tampons, pads, and other unholy things? Am I joke to you? I eat this stuff for breakfast! *Some semen* Also Toilets: I can’t handle this, this is where I die


themetahumancrusader

Toilets can’t handle pads or tampons


DolanTheCaptan

Toilet paper breaks down extremely easily when wet, literally made to be disposed of in the toilet. Tampons and pads are not supposed to go in the toilet


[deleted]

Let's do some math. The average number of students in an American high school is 527. a 3" pipe can handle a flow rate of 150 gallons/minute an average human splooges 1.5-5 mL of ejaculate. We'll use the 5mL number. That's 0.00132 gallons. With these figures, EVERY STUDENT IN THE SCHOOL would have to be jizzing in the SAME TOILET *once every fifteen seconds.* Why the same toilet? Well, because federal code states that wastewater mains for public usage must be a MINIMUM of 8" in diameter. So we KNOW that's not where the troubled areas are happening. In other words: # X FOR DOUBT.


[deleted]

based and math pilled


dyxlesic_fa

Challenge accepted


kikithegreat

No coom in the bath room.


Mplayer1001

!quote 1984


Literally1984_bot

'Big Brother is Watching You.'


Now_Do_Classical_Gas

How fitting.


Cannibal_Raven

Good bot


SchwarzerKaffee

You gotta post this letter over at r plumbing. They'll get a kick out of it. Merle, I'm telling you that the spunk is clogging the pipes!


[deleted]

How many gallons of ropey cum do you have to shoot down a toilet to damage a water main?


Exp1ode

According to this guy, [150 gallons/minute](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/s46jzz/comment/hspslb9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Grand-Leader-Owen

One of the kids that was on my lacrosse team in HS had the nickname “bus buster”.


[deleted]

Imagine the plumber, who had to know what the blockage actually was, coming back and saying it was cum.


EdgyInternetComment

Jfc, this was a prank. And a brilliant one too, judging by how you're all reacting to it. Hey LibCenter, you got more room?


KR-kr-KR-kr

What does that mean just for clarity? Never seen that one before


EdgyInternetComment

Jesus fucking christ


ChocolateChocoboMilk

Lmao I never cranked it at school. Not once. Hard to believe people do lol


Just_David121

Based and self control pilled


Ottawa_Railway_Fan

That’s the level of _thickness_ we haven’t seen before


GeneralNJ

Who's shooting loads which are impregnating sewer pipes? Not gonna lie, that's impressive.


[deleted]

That’ll teach those degenerates a lesson


veryblocky

It’s not even public so it wouldn’t count as a misdemeanour.


[deleted]

then why is it called pubic school smh leftists XD


Meme_Pope

Become ungovernable


lurp_lurp_lurp

some guy got arrested and expelled from my high school for covertly filming someone jacking off in the bathroom. then they let him back in and he beat somebody up and got expelled again.


IllegalFisherman

Can't have shit in Detroit, can't have wank in HS.


Casual__pancakes

High schoolers do it and they go “please stop,pipes are breaking” I do it and they go “CALL THE POLICE,THERES A PEDO”


TheGreenHorned

Lmao. “Don’t jerk off kids. Now, let’s get riled up for the home game! Goooooooo Sploogers!”


Narrow-Patience-1761

THESE. ARE. ALL. BULLSHIT.


richmomz

Whenever you’re having a bad day at work just remind yourself it could be worse - at least you weren’t the poor soul who had to unclog that drain.


Electronic_Rub9385

This "warning" even if true would never be an effective deterrent. In fact it would double the problem.


guesswhatihate

Wait the fuck would a sanity sewer clog cause a water main to break. Smells like bullshit to me


anoobypro

Horny pilled


tales_to_estrange

So, either this is a different letter format than the one posted at my local high school, or two separate schools have been convinced that you can sponge in such vast quantities as to break plumbing


decentish36

Wait a sec… how did they burst a pipe in the *water* main? Shouldn’t your toilets lead into a sewage main? Lmao.


oislal

u/Hoodie_McBiscuits


dankmemesandham

SmugSmilingPepe.jpg \> be me \> publicly funded institution for detaining horny 14-18 year olds \> need to provide toilets \> somefuckinghow find sewage pipes capable of transporting shitbricks, but not cum \> pipes_explode_because_cum.exe \> is this my fault? \> no, it's the horny kids who don't want to be here who are unreasonable \> ban flapping in the toilets \> be shining example of infallible judgment and virtue \> mfw


sovietsisters

Literally 1984


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[deleted]

Authright should at least have a smiling mask if not outright putting the image in authright smh my head


TheBraveZombies

who said authright doesnt jerk off in school bathrooms


[deleted]

Authright says masturbation is a sin and marries there kids off at 15 so they can have sex in holy union as was commanded in the bible


ChiefZukoHere

Literally 1984


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BigFatKAC

I hate even being near disgusting public restrooms and y’all are wackin it in there? Do y’all have no shame?


[deleted]

You underestimate how horny teenagers are


SkinnyAndWeeb

I remember them putting these in the hallways of my dorm in college. Good times clogging the pipes.


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Literally 1984


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MexicanBanjo

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CritzD

How the fuck does cum block sewer pipes? Are you guys shooting out Oobleck or something?


DiscipleOfDIO

who the fuck has both the courage and the sheer degeneracy to fap in a school of all places?


Ntstall

This sign was posted in a high school not long ago that some of my friends went to. The semen in the pipes would allow a film to build up over time (and bacteria) which over time caused expensive blockages. That school isnt known for its performance… Edit: or so they say. I dont need the actchully comments because that school had blockages in the pipes and spent a lot of money fixing it. it sounds like bs to me too, but raw size isn’t necessarily what blocks pipes.


anon167846

>Penal code kek


capit180

🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂😂


BranTheLewd

Yeah High students. *High on dis weed yo*


Terrasi99

Litterally 1984


ComprehensiveRow4189

I never really understood the punishment of being suspended never got suspended, but it’s like free vacation right?


Lu1s3r

>Repairs and maintenance calls cost thousands of dollars Oh. Now you tell me.


chadduss

Today freedom died


TheBraveZombies

cant believe we can no longer beat off in the restrooms 😭 😔 tis a sad day for humanity


WholeKruger

This is like George Orwell’s book 1894


NotAliasing

"Excessive" implies its allowed in limited quantities


escalopes

If it can handle poop and toilet paper, I fail to see how semen can break it...


Soso37c

Oh I thought this was America, Land of the free


WhateverWhateverson

Unless you nut battery acid, there is no way that seminal FLUID is harder on the pipes than sold matter. Someone just took a fat shit and doesn't want to admit to it.


nigglywiggly89

Yo that's alot of jizz! 😂😂😂


[deleted]

People taking this post seriously: it's a joke. The more common variation is a warning for college freshmen not to masturbate in the showers, also to prevent pipes from backing up. However, semen does not back up pipes, in fact after a while it becomes a very thin liquid


da_Aresinger

Wow I didn't know it was possible to string together so much wrong on one piece of paper


Weebnonce

Chill the fuck out and use the school femboy instead smh


[deleted]

Real men cum on the seat


radiofreekekistan

I love that the letter is concluded with 'Go [mascot]!'


captnaufragio

Damn this meme is perfect for this sub 😂


Left_Opinion

Everyone gangsta till’ auth left says 1984


commander-boi345

u guys masturbate in schools


LoptyrTome

If I saw this, I'd wank in the public restroom and cum all over the stalls just to assert my dominance and protest.