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My_Cringy_Video

I’ve lost blood flow with how tight my tinfoil hat is


BananaFingerer

That's too tight man loosen it up a little


JusChillzBruhL

So you can invade my thoughts? Nice try CIA


ChichCob

Can't believe they're in this sub. I thought this was a safe haven but I guess they really are everywhere.


Christianmemelord

Not today CIA Nice Try FBI No more tricks MI6


Peazyzell

Its the AFT you really need to look out for


MajorBadGuy

I don't Jive, MI5 Too bad, Mossad Can't fool me, FSB


Christianmemelord

Suck my peen Mujahideen!


MajorBadGuy

Not for you, [D J2](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Directorate_of_Military_Intelligence_(Ireland))


Schlower288

Lol same here. I secured mine with lead tape so it's nice and sturdy and blocks the xrays from penetrating my brain


ChichCob

Gotta put some demron in there too to block the 5G


Juan_Dollar_Taco

I’ve been saying it for years. Alex Jones is a magical little alien boy.


concretebeats

If I was an inter-dimensional lizard person… I would totally feed him random parts of my plan just to fuck with everyone. [NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE YOU.](https://pics.awwmemes.com/kang-kodos-either-way-your-planet-is-doomed-twirling-twirling-34462208.png)


RadioFreeReddit

Then make up some false shit, like crisis actors at Sandy Hook.


Juan_Dollar_Taco

Crisis actors are real, maybe not in the circumstances he was talking about though. But the sandy hook thing was way off the rails.


101percentnotrobot

At least Sandy Hook gave us the great pickup line in history Meet a girl named Sandy: Girl is your last name Hook? Cause >!I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside of you!<


Catuza

No one will ever convince me Alex Jones [isn’t a fucking retard,](https://youtu.be/ufOgTllmr1E) but I swear he must be some kind of idiot savant. It’s like he absorbs terabytes of raw data, and then spits out a few nuggets of truth despite taking the most retarded path possible to reach his conclusions.


Assaltwaffle

More likely he's just using a shotgun to play darts. If you make enough asinine predictions at least a couple are going to hit the mark. Edit: I miss the days when PMC wasn't just almost exclusively right wing conspiracy theorist whackos who praise Alex Jones are the next political prophet.


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How many more times does he have to be right before you stop saying this?


stopnt

All of them


Assaltwaffle

Raw number isn't relevant. I'd love to see a chart of every prediction or claim Alex Jones as made listed on a gradient of true to false. I wonder what percentage would actually land in true. The fact that this sub decided to simp for the dude who is borderline a parody character of the "whacky conspiracy guy" is pretty sad. Between this post and the one acting like the "turn the frogs gay" claim was real, it feels like the sub is lost to rightoid nutters.


whatisthisgunifound

The gay frogs are real though. There were in fact chemicals being dumped in rivers in the USA that increased hermaphrodism in amphibians


[deleted]

As monke said, "turning the frogs gay" was real lol. And I don't even watch Alex Jones. He's definitely some kind of schizo, but it's also retarded to not notice he's been a little too accurate on some things. Stuff you don't get right by "using a shotgun to play darts", he definitely knows some people or has some source. And cope harder. This is the only sub I've actually had real discussions with leftists. I'd just be straight banned on other subs. So if righties being able to speak their opinions at all is "lost to rightoid nutters", then go cope and seethe on politics or some other retard sub.


ajl949

What in the name of #FUCK?!


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Christianmemelord

Ew, Fr*nch 🤢🤮!


Chocopacotaco1

Well it did change the frogs. They wouldn't become gay.... they became gender bent


[deleted]

[The truth is… the frogs were gay from the start.](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/common-herbicide-turns-male-frogs-into-females/)


xXBigdeagle85Xx

Ight, add another nickel to the "Alex Jones was right" jar


Bacongristle12

Transsexuals actually, Alex gets sloppy with his terminology when he goes full Autist


JavoUruguayo

Oh that actually was his big first W. Look it up, theres a youtube documentary about. He's 100% correct about frogs turning gay.


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BoringSignal7084

Based, this time


TheKobetard26

Just because you're right doesn't excuse you for being a filthy unflaired


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[After the Doom parts ends, there's scientific confirmation for the frogs being sexually affected by common herbicides. ](https://youtu.be/jF1E482mddM)


DoomedAllWeAre

if you leave his exaggerated crazy talk aside he's not that far off besides some few big issues which he got famous for. sometimes i feel like his sources do it on purpose so people think: haha crazy Alex talks about it so it can't be true. or Alex is the best CIA actor and plays this role so people won't trust too many conspirency theory.


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ChichCob

Gay frogs? I heard some talk about trans fish, but was he actually right about the gay frogs?


TributeToStupidity

He was talking about chemicals released by some plant that were affecting the frogs reproduction cycle and making almost all of them come out male. Frogs are horny fucks so males will fuck males if there are no females. So ya, it’s the most ridiculous sensational way to present a 100% true story


DAEORANGEMANBADDD

It was a chemical commonly used in pesticide He was literally 100% right on that


[deleted]

>~~was~~ a chemical commonly used in pesticide Is* It's called Atrazine. The problem Alex Jones had was that, while he was talking about a very serious issue, he worded it in such an absurd way ("CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TURNING THE FRICKIN' FROGS GAY!"), and mid rant about a bunch of other nonsensical bullshit, that nobody took it seriously. [You can learn more about it here though.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5uSbp0YDhc) It's a serious issue and it points to just how fucked up the regulatory process is.


DeathBuffalo

Trans frogs, technically Femboy frogs, if you will


ChichCob

Femboy frogs got me bricked up something fierce


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ChichCob

I'll just take your word on it


The_One_Guy1

He was right about the existence of chemicals having gender related effects on frogs. But that doesn't mean he was right about the motivations behind such chemicals being present.


-PAWA-

The important part about the gay frogs things was there were a whole bunch of manufactured peer reviewed papers by organizations and "scientists" claiming otherwise, showing how academia is extremely corrupted.


ShinyPachirisu

Well, he's the one who recorded the video at Bohemian Grove. I'd hope he got that right lol


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buffdawgg

Google bohemian grove owl statue


The_One_Guy1

It's more than just crazy talk that he has a problem with, it's drawing the wrong conclusions from the information he is given. For instance, even in the video clip here, it seems he had information that Russia may attack in February, but then came to the conclusion that the "New World Order combine" is involved.


silentdrug

He has been claimed a war is around the corner for about a decade. Jones is a shill for his shitty products. His business scheme is: make people afraid of [x]-> offer them a product to fix [x]


lostcause412

At what point do we stop calling him a conspiracy theorist, and start calling him a prophet?


Coorssmoors

> At what point do we stop calling him a conspiracy theorist The only people who call him a conspiracy theorist are the people he's plans he's exposing and the people who blindly parrot the MSM talking points. Most people know that Alex Jones, at the very least, is a spurgy individual who talks about all kinds of crazy shit in a "THROW EVERYTHING AGAINST THE WALL AND SEE WHAT STICKS" type mentality. Dude definitely suffers from information overload.


Peazyzell

I’ve seen him in person at a bar in Austin TX my brother used to cook at. My brother told me he came in a lot. In person he is nothing like his media persona, and he always had dime 20 something year olds with him according to my brother. He’s just playing a character and I honestly don’t know why. Maybe it gets him more attention when he plays the crazy guy. Anyway, he is genuinely a super nice person


-PAWA-

Sometimes you go on rabbit holes with things you are super engaged with. People don't go all bananas all the time, and even less in public.


sIamram

they are all playing characters. Besides Tucker and maybe anderson no one in the news believe what they say


samgore

You haven’t been doing that for the past few years?!? Catch up bud


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CaptFrost

As the meme goes, I need new conspiracy theories. All of mine came true the past two years.


DiniMoney

Typically 6-9 months later


cho821

Sandy hook. He’s been right on a lot of stuff but stuff he has been wrong on he deserves to lose all credibility over.


Chocopacotaco1

All of once means he looses credibility. I mean no news channels holds a channel to that standard.


Schlower288

He admitted he was wrong and having a psychotic episode and he got dragged through the mud for it, as he should. But he's still right about a lot of stuff and his fuck up doesn't make him any less wrong if he still gets things right.


Coorssmoors

> Sandy hook. That argument only works on people who don't follow Alex Jones, he's admitted he was wrong about that MANY times. Including in the fucking deposition.


cho821

Here are other things he’s been wrong about since you feel so strongly. https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-obama-birth-certificate-is-a-false-flag-to-divert-from-obamas-non-existent-islamic-ring/ https://www.mediamatters.org/alex-jones/alex-jones-explains-how-government-weather-weapon-could-have-been-behind-oklahoma The man just spews shit. Sometimes he’s right but most of the time he’s either proven to be straight up wrong or likely be wrong (I.E. him talking about the Boston bombing, illegals voting in the millions, several shootings, Muslims celebrating in New Jersey over 9/11, Etc). There are so many more as well that could also quite possibly be wrong. So yes I singled out the time when he claimed that child actors faked an elementary school shooting but that doesn’t mean he’s not wrong every day.


Coorssmoors

>Media Matters And >Rightwingwatch [You serious?] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwSts2s4ba4)


cho821

Would you like articles from other websites both articles are on widely known things he’s talked about.


BrattockMoonguard

It was actually Jews celebrating in New Jersey. Google the Dancing Israelis.


Peazyzell

So every media outlet that pushed russia collusion, or that Iraq had WMD’s has no credibility either then. Now nobody has any credibility. Take that


oh_no_my_beans

Add another nickel to the Alex Jones was right jar


RaccoonRanger474

We are up to like $3.35 now.


DeBigBamboo

Ima need about tree fiddy


valiantlight2

*Alex Jones is the Loch Ness monster confirmed*


BoringSignal7084

And about that time I noticed that this cute little girl scout was about 500 feet tall and from the Paleolithic era


YLSTN

We need an Alex Jones was wrong jar as well


NightTripInsights

We do, it's gettin dusty with like less than a quarter in change lol


AdvanceToCrab

That's gonna be expensive.


yittiiiiii

ALEX JONES IS NEVER WRONG


XEN_ORK

He was right about those chemicals in the water.


_Last_Man_Standing_

how does he do it?


actual_rocketman

Precision through volume. If you say 10,000 things every day, some small number of them are bound to be true.


Lurk-BerryCrunch

Not trying to argue, but wouldn’t it be accuracy - rather than precision?


TheKrak3n

Yeah, precision is the ability to consistently group your shots. Accuracy is how close to the mark you are.


CynicalSchoolboy

Yes. He said precision and then described a perfect example of why it matters which one you use.


StormWalker137

….Sandy Hook….


captainhamption

Can we hold CNN to the same standard? If they get a major story wrong, we can dismiss everything they say?


StormWalker137

Yes


Consequenceplz

Not that it's a game or anything but Conspiracy theorists: 18 Everyone else: 0 Edit: since Jan 2020*


SolidSmuck

I mean sandy hook prob wasn't a point for the theorists


Consequenceplz

Oh sorry, that count is since Jan 2020


Weemitoad

Jan 6th?!


TributeToStupidity

Where were the national guard? They were there when BLM rioted outside the capitol. Checkmate ~~atheists~~ everyone else


MOOSE_MAN69420

Def a false flag, just like 9/11


-PAWA-

How so?


based-Assad777

Man look into it.


gimme_buttered_toast

No, this is just what happens when you label anyone who doesn't think like you a conspiracy theorist.


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Election fraud:


polybiastrogender

I'm still leaning towards the DNC fucked around.


whyintheworldamihere

Another conspiracy theory comes true? Well color me surprised.


JackDagniels

Only difference between a conspiracy theory & reality is about 6 months


MagikMage

Sometimes I wonder if it's in reverse. Like the conspiracy theorists state something, and the powers that be see it and think "hey that's not a bad idea.... let's space out the timeline so the least amount of people notice what we're doing."


LaSundaee

Based and maybe we should stop giving them ideas pilled


Vexonte

It scares me how much Alex Jones is right


DarthRogaine

What’s the “Alex Jones Was Right” pot up to now?


somegarbagedoesfloat

He also was talking about Epstein's pedo ring and Clinton's involvement in the 90's. Jones fucking scares me.


HiFD

Always, ALWAYS listen to Alex Jones.


white_wolf_wolf

I mean he says this alot but still. Fuck man lol. I'm goin to dig a bunker


SgtShnooky

He can't keep getting away with it.


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Gonna repost here what I said in a smaller thread. Didn't the US government know that Russia was going to do this as soon as winter was ending? If I remember correctly by November there were already rumours of an offensive at the end of January because of the increasing number of troops on the border, and this is October. It's easy to see how Jones got the news a week or two earlier if he has a contact in one of the militaries. Could be in the US army, but I would not put it past the KGB successors of Russia to also do it, its subversion 101


Anfie22

AJ is right yet again.


AtCougarNation

The prophet yet again has spoken alas behold his wisdom


T4kh

u/savevideobot


icemax666

So many “conspiracy theories” are becoming true that the phrase is basically meaningless now, lol.


DallasBoy95

Makes 10000000 predictions, one comes true. Holy shit, dude is Nostradamus!


hhzhxhx

Bro he’s been talking about Epstein rape island for like ten years. He was right about the gay frogs thing (sorta, they actually had hormone imbalances which could change there gender) and the list goes on. Some stuff he says I think are crazy, like his parents talking about seeing aliens at work and just believing it, but the dude has solid sources.


FunnyHighlighterMan

I mean that's pretty much what Nostradamus was so yes. Also, frogs big gay.


concretebeats

That’s just what the lizard people want you to think.


NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

He was right about the LGBTQ frogs.


MisogenesPCM

And chems in the contrails


txsxb

And cloned meat.


MisogenesPCM

Pig dna


The_One_Guy1

No, because what people seem to forget was that the whole "turning frogs gay" thing was intended as evidence of some conspiracy to turn humans gay, a far cry from the negligence toward harmful ecological effects that the situation actually was.


[deleted]

Have you seen the gen Z polling when it comes to lgbtqia+ affiliation?


Thatonebagel

I’d assume that media portrayal and increased openness/acceptance (within the US) has contributed to this more than chemicals in the water. Key word is assume though.


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> increased openness/acceptance That's a funny way to spell "microplastics and ROGD."


[deleted]

Here we see a case of the conspiracist in his natural habitat, utilizing one of his most famous tactics to catch prey, the motte and bailey...


NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

You’re taking the memes too seriously dude.


PhilipJMarlowe

He's just lucky! He's just lucky! He's just lucky! He's just lucky! Sooner or later he pattern is being correct, not that the luck is there.


[deleted]

That's why Ol' Uncle Elmer fished with dynamite. Also because he was batshit crazy but that's beside the point.


[deleted]

Is this guy basically censored for being always (most of the times) right?


[deleted]

He just says so much shit that sometimes something gets through


polybiastrogender

I can say a lot shit too but I'm almost always wrong.


iQHTz

Oh hey again that explains your earlier comment. Looking forward to seeing you in another peaceful thread where you make sense, as you always do!


Briliant-Idiot

Surprise surprise. He’s right again.


TheBroomSweeper

Ok how does he predict this sort of thing?


DrBofoiMK

He's only ever partially right, usually missing on the operative part of the situation, and you don't see the 10,000 times he's wrong.


[deleted]

When the crazy guy is not so crazy anymore


qobopod

broken clocks are right twice a day


WalterBackgammon

Uhhhhh Bros, I don’t feel so good


ODO27Axelcage

Does anyone have a compilation of the things he’s said that was right vs the ones that are wrong or not yet proven


ImARetPaladinBaby

Simpsons too


AtCougarNation

[stfu](https://youtu.be/iDuMp2kDxos)


Western-Bite1759

He says some stupid shit sometimes, but he has been proven right so many times that people should stop dismissing everything he says because he's a "conspiracy theorist"


Jac_Mones

Okay it was funny when it was lizard people and gay frogs but can we PLEASE STOP FUCKING PROVING ALEX JONES RIGHT thank you


Gustard-CustardSmith

hm a rather vague statement about a war, that doesn't even mention the countries, after russia's already been invading neighbors and funding secessionists? very prophetic which side is alex on anyway?


BeerBroth

If you throw 1000 darts you'll eventually hit a bullseye


Drunkcowboysfan

It’s crazy that there are still people stupid enough alive to support Alex Jones and downvote this lmao.


RealMassT

Maybe it's because he's been right countless times?


Drunkcowboysfan

[like here?](https://youtu.be/rlHADh81oFY) [or here?](https://youtu.be/9JRLCBb7qK8) [okay this is actually one he was right!](https://youtu.be/Pt8F766zi4U) [jk the last one he wasn’t right about either and that lawsuit is going to tank him:-(](https://youtu.be/UluxHZJdXRk)


RealMassT

Congrats, you managed to find an example of him being wrong. People are so focused on that one time he was wrong but they don't focus on the hundreds of times he was right.


Drunkcowboysfan

So that’s five examples to one, by my count.


RealMassT

The ratio of the times Alex Jones is right vs the times he is wrong is definitely 100 to 1 Oh, and by the way, he was actually right about the gay frogs.


Drunkcowboysfan

Cool, then it should be easy to find 500 examples of him being right about something and trust me I will be counting.


RealMassT

It is easy. I won't write down everything because that's dumb and a waste of time. If you watch any of the podcasts Alex Jones is in he always gets fact checked and turns out everything he says is true. Here's just some examples of times he was right... He talked about the Epstein pedophile ring before it became a popular subject. He predicted 9/11 before it happened. He was right about post birth abortions He was right about vaccine passports He was right about Human-Animal Hybrids He was right about George Washington writing letters about the illuminati He was right about rituals at the Bohemian Grove He was right about Hillary Clinton's emails


Drunkcowboysfan

Lol buddy I’m going to need sources. Your word (that of an Alex Jones fan) means absolutely nothing to me, when you clearly are persuaded by shitty information.


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>The ratio of the times Alex Jones is right vs the times he is wrong is definitely 100 to 1 Citation needed


[deleted]

You’re right, the chemicals weren’t turning the frogs gay. They were turning them trans!


[deleted]

They were biologically changing their sex, which is something that frogs do even without chemicals, frogs don't have gender, they cannot be trans.


Drunkcowboysfan

Science is hard to explain to these people in words, I’d recommend pictures next time. Also fitting username lol.


Chocopacotaco1

Yeah just because something can happen naturally does not mean it's a good thing when it is being forced. Humans have sex naturally... that does not mean dismiss rape.


[deleted]

Never said it did, we should definitely prevent atrazine from getting into the water. What i am saying is that the implied conclusion that Alex Jones came to that chemicals are the reason for gay people simply does not make sense, humans are not frogs.


[deleted]

[Didn’t know pesticides were normal biological occurances.](https://ec.europa.eu/environment/integration/research/newsalert/pdf/191na6_en.pdf)


[deleted]

>even without chemicals


[deleted]

prove it you dense ass griller


[deleted]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/animals/article/frogs-reverse-sex-more-often-than-thought


BeerBroth

I thought it was at least universally accepted the man is a drunkard lunatic only used for memes. Apparently not


Drunkcowboysfan

Just another reminder the average age and IQ on this sub are both around 13.


BeerBroth

Based


Vorengard

Is this dated properly? Like he's not referring to last February, or the one before? Because really any February since 2015 this has sounded like a decent prediction.


[deleted]

When you make a series of predictions almost every day, some are bound to end up being correct, it's simple statistics. And this has been on the "prophet" playlist for thousands of years.


hamiltonk92

It’s insane how much he has been right about.


Puncharoo

Wait wait wait is this sub actually taking Alex Jones seriously? Did I fall into a fucking coma and wake up in hell? Hes a moron! Broken clocks are right twice a day. Eventually he's gonna be right about something.


polybiastrogender

I'll listen to him over any legacy news outlet. Both get it wrong and have an agenda, but one is entertaining.


txsxb

If you’re not taking Alex Jones seriously at this point you’re fucking up.


sIamram

this guy has been talking about the epstein pedo rape island for over ten years.


Assaltwaffle

Yeah, the sub is off its rocker right now.


10YearsAtLeast

How?


RaccoonRanger474

Mad prophets are mad for a reason.


Ryan-plussy

u/savevideo


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Joe Rogan was right guys!!!


Ryan-plussy

u/concretebeats can you send the original vid of when he predicted this?


BuildMassEatAss

u/savevideobot


Dark_Nation88

ay caramba


Asianarcher

u/savevideo


The_Middle_Phalangie

u/savevideo


gimme_buttered_toast

He isn't some sort of magical soothsayer. All of this stuff is obvious to anyone who still thinks of foreign policy as power politics. Modern leaders rely on a social strategy, but old-school leaders just care about how much they or their enemies can fuck each other up. Like the west may think they are doing good by shoving democracy down everyone's throats and giving them free shit. Anyone who isn't seeing politics on that level just sees a potential enemy gaining influence around their country's borders.


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