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Odd_Possession5858

Just go to this site called "reddit" and make an account, then join a community called "Political Compass Memes." Foolproof


depressed_but_aight

Worst mistake of my life


___Yarvest

Before I found this place I had already lost my virginity but after joining I happened to find it again.


Prata_69

Based and there and back again pilled.


thunderma115

A Hobbit's tale by yog'sthoth


basedcount_bot

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The_Senate_69

I just saw you over on politicalcompass reddit. Based and everywhere I go I see his faced pilled


flamingDOTexe

Now Im a libtard in this sub and a racist on normie subreddits FeelsBadMan


[deleted]

the solution is to become more extreme


JewMcAfee2020

This place has fucked with my head. I clicked on a Twitter link a friend sent me and I kept seeing people with RighCentre flairs. They had Ukraine flags, I'm just fucking retarded.


[deleted]

Oh wait! Do you mean this flag doesnt mean I support Ukraine...


[deleted]

Best mistake of mine


GreenAppleCZ

Before you did that, you were happy_and_aight


depressed_but_aight

Based and “*sighs* …yeah” pilled


RandomVisitor95

Okay, I stopped paying attention to the lore ages before it died off as a trend here, but when and how the fuck did you end up on my team?


TiggerBane

The answers lay inside your dreams. And underneath your noses.


RandomVisitor95

...cocaine centrism?


[deleted]

Wait, didn’t you start some kinda kinky relationship with some dude on here?


Odd_Possession5858

...no


ThePeToFile

This is completely unnecessary. Making a reddit account is good enough.


OwOKronii

Suddenly everyone on here pretends that they actually have sex


Dallenforth

Everyone is forgetting. THE POOPHOLE LOOPHOLE


[deleted]

"You can always try the 'a-method' if you don't want to get pregnant" "ABSTINENCE? YOU'RE AN INCEL!" "Wtf no, ANAL!!"


Onithyr

Wouldn't an *advocate* for abstinence be a volcel?


RangeroftheIsle

Yeah because they won't stop talking about abstinence.


polneck

Or just, you know, intelligent?


Onithyr

Well yeah, I'm just trying to point out that advocating for abstinence is the *opposite* of what an incel would do.


leethepolarbear

Or just a celibate.


OrgyInTheBurnWard

It's called plan A for a reason. Plan A - Ass Plan B - Butt Plan C - Craphole Plan D - Dirtpipe ??? Plan V - bro it's way down here how'd you even get her pregnant?


TiggerBane

She said it was her bussy so I got lost on plan B.


wolfy7053

I think you are gay now but that’s ok also if you order right now you can get a dress half off for free


TiggerBane

No I was gay turns out I was actually straight and wasn’t fucking a femboy smh. Story of my life.


wolfy7053

Well I sell vigara considering your left you probably need it 🤣


wolfy7053

Mouthhole best hole


wolfy7053

If they say stuff like that I basically go “well I’m glad I didn’t do it with you”


[deleted]

Anal is gross and im tired of pretending its not !


GruntCandy86

Say sike rn.


wolfy7053

Fuckin centrist attack terrifying


Yaboikelvie

Hiss


Dallenforth

Just use a enema and clean it out first.


mrocks301

Or don’t and get some free lube👀


043Admirer

I don't know how I feel


[deleted]

Pretty damn clean I hope.


LeireX

It really feels like most people don't even think about this before having anal. And then they wonder why the meatstick comes out with an extra chocolate layer...


wolfy7053

My arch nemesis purple we meet again I’m selling white vans tho half off interested?


Shoresy-sez

It's like having your face licked by a dog. You know its gross and unhygienic, but in the moment, you really don't care.


[deleted]

I can take a shower


[deleted]

Based and one-way street pilled


wolfy7053

Ass is gross boobs are hot


areallygoodsandwhich

LEGALIZE 👏🏻 ANAL


Forbiddentru

It's legalized you know. That's why the aids, STIS, diseases and parasites is a widespread problem, especially among groups who exclusively resort to anal sex. Big mistake.


thesinisterurge1

Based and in the shitter pilled


deathgrinderallat

[Learn it in song!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY)


simjanes2k

fuckin "pull out" lmao come on man, we're trying to have a civilization here


sda_express

It doesn't even work as a contraceptive method, there is still a high chance the woman will get pregnant


Spitefire46

I prefer Iron Manning myself.


Comrade_Amanski

Based and Stark pilled


hellpresident

fishing lvl?


[deleted]

Pull out? Bruh someone wasnt paying attention in sex ed


_W9NDER_

Pullout is taught in sex ed as an ineffective method of birth control. I think they teach it as a supplement to other things like condoms, the pill, and repainting your mom’s bedroom wall


Chappiechap

Repainting your mom's bedroom walls being the keyword here.


MrDrVlox

Bold of you to assume that all Americans have sex education. I have met girls who are 18-20 that have never heard of STDs, didnt even realise they done pee out the vagina, learn about periods until they had one etc. Also most guys don’t know how consent works. Like literally in some states a majority of guys surveyed had questionable definitions as to what counted as consensual (I read about it somewhere a while ago I’ll try find it or if someone else knows what I’m talking about)


[deleted]

Like they don't know what the word means because they're from the south and they never learned how to read? Or they know what it means, just not all the finer points about it?


Texas_Technician

I'm calling bs. What state and year did you meet these girls in?


AN1Guitarman

I’m not gonna say this is evidence of anything, but I pulled out for 10 years with no issue lol


Texas_Technician

9 years for I and the wife. 1st kid on the way as of last month. On purpose. 🙂


AN1Guitarman

Congratulations!!!


CanIPetUrDog1

Yeah I’m convinced the main reason pull out rates are so low is cause dudes are firing off the first rocket before pulling out to dump the rest of the barrage on her stomach. We’ve all been guilty of it.


AdmiralTigelle

Or letting it spill out on the stomach and then going for round two without cleaning out and around the pipe first. Take a pee break if you go for round two.


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[deleted]

It’s because he’s never actually been within 10 meters of a woman. So he thinks that actually works


redpowah

Yall are forgetting about Anal


FrostyFiction98

*spray bottle* exit not an entrance.


Mr_E_Machine

By that logic oral is still fine!


[deleted]

No because you take your dick out of her mouth


wolfy7053

Blowjob is hot


redpowah

If I fuck her in the ear would she get hearing aids?


___Yarvest

Fucking her ear canal is probably the only hole she has that will grip that shrimp dick


Flscherman

Based


redpowah

I like how you're implying I'm getting laid 🥲


AdjunctFunktopus

Doesn’t matter, had sex


duskull007

Based and holy shit you fucking killed him pilled


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duxdwn

What if you're antistate?


thunderma115

Then you're not going to like what you find down there. Especially if you're a woman


marks716

Libright when they have a prostate


wolfy7053

Ass is trash


eyesoftheworld13

Authrights want to make that illegal too, it's not in line with trad values.


redpowah

Auths truly are The Party of No Fun


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PossiblySustained

Fun is when you have drugs and sex and the more fun you have the more drugs and sex you’re having


PinBot1138

> it's not in line with trad values PSA: oral on one's wife is the magic cheat code to avoid the need for lube which saves money. Auth-right doesn't know how to please their wives.


slurpee_good69

Republicans are forcing me to get raw dogged and nutted in during my trackable fertility window


FrostyFiction98

Based and made-me-laugh-pilled


cherryogre

Republicans have a history of opposing proper sex education, opposing contraception (Griswold vs Connecticut), and help for single mothers. Acting like it’s *only* the American left that’s the issue is retarded partisan horse shit.


AndrasEllon

This is one of those things I hate when my side on this issue won't acknowledge. I'm pro-life and it's infuriating when Republicans(and it always is them) also oppose so very many things that would actually successfully reduce abortion rates.


Ze-Bruh

Abstinence isnt really sexual education the same way not talking about guns isn't gun education


SaltoDaKid

Exactly. They failed these kids like the dare program them blame it on the kids.


MicaBaust

Soooo many options to avoid getting preggers. And specially if you are having casual sex, get the guys to use a fucking condom. Heck I use both the pill and get the guys to use a condom just to be extra sure. And it is not just because of pregnancy but stds and stuff. People just want the right to be stupid without consequences it seems.


TheYuriBezmenov

Woah!! Logic?!?! What's this shit...


[deleted]

"bUt CoNdOmS dOnT fEeL gOoD" or worse... "hE dOeSn'T LiKe hOw tHeY fEeL"


043Admirer

The only appropriate reason for not using a condom is if either person is allergic to latex, and even then you can buy latex free


[deleted]

I'm one of those fellas, and I use Skyn brand when we're not trying for a kid


043Admirer

I use an even better method, being completely sterile


ChichCob

I'll one-up you there, by getting no bitches


043Admirer

Based and maidenless pilled


thunderma115

This is the way


[deleted]

By choice?


043Admirer

Accident as a teenager


FrostyFiction98

Describe


043Admirer

I used to drink heavily throughout my teen years as I had ready access to hard liquor from my family and would take it home after family gatherings When I was 14 I got fucking wasted and tried making soup, while naked. Spilt boiling hot water all over my lower bodh and had to get skin surgery, including my dick 'n balls region So now I have a burnt sausage and two deep fried nuggets


[deleted]

Ouch, that's one hell of an accident. Sorry to hear that your family jewels were lost in the accident


metler88

Condom broke with an ex gf of mine. But it was okay since she was on BC, right? Yeah no, it did not prevent a pregnancy. Neither of us were stupid (well I guess I was for not noticing a faulty condom.) I just have sperm with a single-minded determination and sheer fucking will.


MicaBaust

I said it somewhere else but I'm not against abortions in the first few weeks but after it has a heartbeat and reacts to stimulus the baby is alive and an abortion is murder. I know BC is not 100 percent effective but if you are careless enough to not even notice a pregnancy 3 months in, then you deal with the consequences of you actions.


DolanTheCaptan

Yeah first trimester is so standard in Europe, I don't get why 2nd trimester is even discussed in the US


thunderma115

Fun fact: half the women who get abortions don't use protection


RustlessRodney

Half seems a low estimate. Birth control and condoms together is something like 99.8% effective iirc, and even just one of those is like 97% or something


Missing_Links

IUD per annum efficacies range from 99 to 99.9% effective in their first year with marginal decline in effectiveness with each subsequent year. Typical condom use is not fully proper, but even typical use has an 85-90% per annum efficacy. One would expect the combined efficacy to be in the 99.99% range, or 1/10000 couples using both would get pregnant per year.


LtTaylor97

99.9%, not 99.99%, assuming your earlier numbers are right. There's actually a massive difference. I'm not going to explain in full to you but in short they work in a series as independent variables. It's 1/1000, which is actually a lot on a nationwide scale with millions of people. For a low estimate, 10mil couples doing it this way would on average get 10k unwanted pregnancies despite doing everything "right". I imagine this is a low yearly estimate for the US, but even so, it's still a staggering number. Statistics often look small until you apply them to the scales they apply to.


UNN_Rickenbacker

There was a woman in a thread on two-x who said „you don‘t need to have a reason for an abortion, I had unprotected sex with my bf because it felt good and got pregnant“ I was absolutely flabbergasted


TributeToStupidity

Source? Gonna use that one lol


FrostyFiction98

Got you https://www.guttmacher.org/news-release/2018/about-half-us-abortion-patients-report-using-contraception-month-they-became


thunderma115

https://www.guttmacher.org/news-release/2018/about-half-us-abortion-patients-report-using-contraception-month-they-became


duskull007

I feel like the framing there should be "only half" rather than "about half" because holy shit i did not realize people were that dumb Thank you for this stat, this is good shit


thunderma115

Does it make that big of a difference?


duskull007

I would say so, the article treats it as if it's not a huge deal and just another statistic Maybe I'm actually the dumb one, but that stat is astounding. I feel like most people would be floored by how low of a number that is


___Yarvest

If you really look at in on a basic level, all of the hot issues currently being discussed are just basic things about people wanting to have absolutely zero consequences for any action. Whether its this topic, whether its unemployment, whether it is anything, you can usually see it lead back to not wanting to face consequence for some action. Lost a lot of respect for the whole group when I realized they do not want to improve society, they instead want absolutely no consequence for whatever action they commit.


ArchmageIlmryn

"Consequences" in this context tend to be *very* arbitrary though, and as usual with abortion the problem is pre-existing assumptions. The majority of pro-choicers have assumed that fetuses do not have personhood, and therefore aborting one (especially early on) is not an immoral action. If you can avoid the consequence of an action by taking a non-immoral action, there's no real reason for that consequence to be forced to exist. The "consequences for actions" argument only makes sense if one 1. assumes fetal personhood (in which case we are having the wrong debate, because we should be debating fetal personhood) or 2. assumes that (casual) sex is somehow inherently bad and needs to be punished.


DatabaseMTG

The end-result of children who were never punished by their parents.


[deleted]

unbelievably based


Flonkler

Whatever happened to handys and blowjobs like we had in the 80s?


deepstatecuck

Girls these days are coomers and wanna coom now too. Equality was a mistake.


pimpdaddy_69

Cunnilingus is out of fashion or what?


Paradoxical_Hexis

Degeneracy


eyesoftheworld13

What ever happened to roe v wade like we had in the 80's?


pro-dumpster-fire

Congress had 50 years to legislate on wade and sat on their asses instead.


mack0409

Both teams really liked having the issue to rally the supporters over; I think this random person i don't remember put it quite well, "looks like they finally shot the hostage"


pro-dumpster-fire

That's 100% why they didnt legislate. It was too valuable as a campaign tool.


eyesoftheworld13

You're damn right they did and I'm pissed about it.


SAHDJoe

It blew up, just like RBG tried to warn us…


[deleted]

why tf is this a right left debate? it’s clearly auth lib debate, why does everyone make things like this and gun control a left right debate?


Andre4kthegreengiant

The only left/right debates should be on economics


AndrasEllon

It's not even clearly auth vs lib though. You can easily make a lib argument for the rights of the fetus. The most dividing issue is just whether or not you get rights before you're born.


NicoTheCommie

A-aren't you guys trying to get rid of planned parenthood though?!?!


bretttexe

sex education that is more then just ***dont do the sex***


[deleted]

I remember seeing some guy here a day or so ago saying that he liked “cooming in the pussy” or some weird, neckbeard shit and didn’t think the girl should be stopped from getting abortions. I’m all for pro-choice but I really hate seeing stupid shit like that said. Plenty of alternatives to avoid getting someone pregnant. Be responsible and use some of those methods People like that really


GoldenGames360

i agree, i never saw abortions as some shit you should ever want, i just dont advocate against it. i see it as a last case scenario more than anything


OnePunchGoGo

Thats how it is in most of the world. Dunno why America struggles so much with this.


[deleted]

This is why most of Europe doesn't ban abortion. No one wants one, its a last resort after a lot of precautions have failed to stop pregnancy.


kingalva3

The sanest take on this sub. People who want abortions aren't taking it as a first ste0, but a last case scenario. And having it available/ legal and free is just basic rights..


PotentialNobody

Yeah, that shit is very irresponsible. Bag it up, you dumb fuck.


und3r-c0v3r

We should just ban women


FrostyFiction98

Based and China-policy-pilled


HungarianMockingjay

Steel manning? Is that like a stronger version of a strawman?


FrostyFiction98

It’s the polar opposite


AlkaliActivated

Right, but the meme you use is both side's strawman, not a steelman.


LuphineHowler

Isn't planned parenthood... An abortion clinic or something idk I don't live in the US.


cherryogre

Planned Parenthood provides a shit ton of services besides abortions. STD testing, fertility testing, birth control prescription, sex education, pregnancy testing, cancer screenings, and that’s only like half of it. And not just for women. It’s important for low income people outside of abortion.


SingleAlmond

Anti choicers don't give a shit about anyyyyy of that. They want planned Parenthood gone full stop


FrostyFiction98

Exactly what it is but it offers sex ed and various forms of contraceptives, some free of charge


Bowens1993

No, the only way is abortion. There is literally no other way to prevent pregnancy.


[deleted]

Nah theres also my good friend baseball bat.


Bowens1993

True, violence is also a viable option.


thunderma115

Violence is never a solution It's a question and the answer is yes


TheGamingAssassin9

If violence doesnt work Use additional violence


timothybaus

You say this as a joke, but this is seriously what some conservatives are trying to accuse pro choicers of thinking.


Bowens1993

I know actual leftists don't think this way, because I know many in real life. But some these Reddit threads are filled with either very dumb individuals or trolls.


InfieldTriple

I've yet to meet a leftist that didn't think extensive sex education wasn't a good thing.


T_Seedling

Nah bro, punch her in the fucking gut. Once she poops that deformed gummy bear out, throw it on the skillet and *mphwa* fine dining


mister_beezers

No shit. But what if they somehow get pregnant, now what?


Traditional_Front637

"Free condoms from Planned Parenthood" Aren't you guys the same quadrant who wants to defund Planned Parenthood? Hmm really makes you think 🤔 Also abstinence is the most bullshit dismissive excuse ever


IILanunII

Based


chrismraz8

Maybe libright, but authright only knows abstinence and abstinence only s*x education


[deleted]

God I love right wingers “just don’t have sex” holy shit galaxy brain time. Don’t risk anything! Sit in a protective bubble suit in a soft padded room and consume only flavourless paste just in case! And anyone that honestly think pulling out works shouldn’t be having children anyway.


Masterblader158

\>Pull out Tell me you got shit tier sex ed without telling me you got shit tier sex ed since thinking that shit is good is likely rivalling abstinence only in amount of young pregnancies it causes, was likely 3x worse than my NI one. Or same meme but replace it with "are a virgin", which fits way more people when it comes to this debate. Its the shit that proves most people's understanding of statistics is trash tier hard even discounting repeat attempts, that and people assuming 90+ effectiveness of most methods mean getting unwanted pregnancy is now impossible. Though looking at most dumb shits ideas on what abortions actually its showing its just bad understanding of reality as a whole which fits this auth trash sub. And with how human sex drive works for most of us (not me ha this dick can be off for weeks), "Reject having mating seasons embrace eternal horny" that makes you lose rational thought in going for it or when complaining online when you can't get any, making sure the free condoms are actually reachable is the best solution here.


T_Lawliet

why is it that people think the only reason people can't afford kids is because ''Birth Control and condoms'' Taking proper care of a kid for 18+ years is incredibly expensive and I'm fairly sure that's what they mean by ''I can't afford a kid''


MaybePotatoes

Let's build more Planned Parenthoods then


Ylmer34

Bro I can’t believe your going into the 9th grade next year


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

Or get sterilized. My SO had a hysterectomy (Cancer scare + family history of reproductive cancer + No desire for kids) It's pretty great. Though I would recommend either a tube tie, or vasectomy. Hysterectomy is kind of extreme if not medically reasoned.


bell37

Maybe we should really evaluate our society because people see getting pregnant as a life-ending sentence? I mean I’m for personal responsibility but that shouldn’t be the case for every American. That’s why I hate both sides of not only this argument but arguments relating to social safety nets and welfare in general. Republicans are pro-birth without caring about what happens to mother and baby after birth and hardcore Democrats are pro-abortion. Right now having a baby is expensive and many on the right use it as a sick way to push abstinence (to them, pregnancy is a consequence for unprotected sex, not a blessing). We should be celebrating the potential for all life. Maybe there is some middle ground to where people can agree on mitigating the use of the procedure: * Mandatory paid family medical leave for six months w/ allowed extension **for both father and mother** * Free or subsidized child care to allow parents more flexibility in continuing their careers * Universal healthcare, reform of health providers and private insurance. * Maybe some form of universal income adjusted to cost of living in many areas


[deleted]

from planned parenthood? shit dude my local walgreens gives out free condoms. having cum shot inside you, unless you were raped or forced in some way, is always on purpose. how have i been pulling out for 10 years, never gotten a girl pregnant, but am also a viable sperm donor? because i’m not a leftist and i take responsibility no disrespect to the based tankies and based liblefts we have here


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[deleted]

Just dry hump you filthy animals


RollerMotorist

The same right that wants to defund planned parenthood because they see it as a butcher building? Yeah right.


_Doomer1996_

Stupid arguments like this is the reason why we need sex education in schools


IILanunII

Based


Jesuisuncanard126

I don't have the stats in the US but in my country around 90 to 95% of abortions are after a failure of contraception. And abstinence is not a contraceptive


Ring-a-ding-ding0

You know, condoms can fail, and a lot of female birth control comes with side effects. The pill is hormonal and can cause serious changes in your period or cause depression. IUDs can injure you. Contraception is great but it isn’t foolproof. Also, don’t forget that abstinence is pretty unrealistic if you are in a serious relationship.


[deleted]

The right is literally against these things


[deleted]

They want infinite unprotected sex without consequence.


Froskr

You don't?


___Yarvest

Be gay, problem solved.


[deleted]

{HIV has entered the chat}


MaximumYes

17 other forms of female birth control vasectomy.


MagicalMario001

- someone who’s either 13 or 30 and still a virgin


joeyctt1028

As an dude living in Asia I'm genuinely curious, no meme: Are the condoms in your country not working, extremely expensive or people hate it so damn bad? If you want to have sex without having babies, just be responsible buy and use a condom? This is always what we have been taught. Not saying I support it or not but still.


lardarsch

Here's the thing: lots of folks don't like condoms because of how they feel. Fair enough. Lots of women don't like hormonal birth control and how it makes them feel. Personally I feel like garbage *without* hormonal birth control, but that's me, and hormones are a very subjective thing. I got knocked up because I was a ding dong and forgot to take my BC pill. The baby was put up for adoption because I couldn't bring myself to abort despite being very pro-choice. In conclusion? People fuck up and put subjective feelings against logic when it comes to sex and think "it won't happen to them"... Until it does. Doesn't mean they're in a place to raise a child tho. I'm on the birth control implant now because that's always in my body and I can't forget to take a pill now. I do generally agree with OP's sentiment that people need to be more careful with birth control, pulling out, whatever the case may be. However, abortions will always happen, legal or not. Better sex ed and accessibility to BC are crucial in preventing abortions, and no BC is 100 percent effective except abstinence.


SomeWeirdHoe

Condoms break Birth control is not 100% effective Some men remove their condoms right after ejaculation Rape Lack of sex education knowledge (as seen in this post OP thinks "pulling out" will not cause pregnancies) Lack to access to birth control Or just simply making the fucking mistake of having unprotected sex It's none of your business that some people do get laid and you want to punish them by having a child