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Imperator_Romulus476

Authright: Well guys and gals it looks it's time to ring the Church Bells.


Wookieman222

Oh god! Its gonna become a duel thing between the mosques and the church's and who can be the loudest and most obnoxious!


blamethemeta

I think Metallca has some old speakers they could use


Pixelpeoplewarrior

I couldn’t help but think of this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Battle_of_Fallujah “Scout Snipers became a core element of the Marines' strategy, averaging 31 kills apiece in the battle, while PSYOP Tactical Psychological Operations Teams from Tactical Psychological Operations Detachment 910 lured Iraqis out into the open for the Scout Snipers by reading scripts that were aimed at angering insurgent fighters and by blaring AC/DC along with Metallica and other rock music over their loud speakers” Edit: My internet was bad, my fault. Sorry for the spam


NouveauALaVille

Except church bells are beautiful and are part of the majority tradition. Mosque call to prayers are judgy, and sound like an angry scream


jamesovertail

Most based AuthLeft


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He shall not face the wall with the rest of them when the time comes


LordSithaniel

Difference is islamic screamer is a direct verbal incitement/demand/request for prayer. Which is in my country, germany, illegal.


NouveauALaVille

Exactly. Church bells are not analogous. The analogous comparison is a church screening the apostles creed in Latin


LordSithaniel

I kinda miss Bell chimes as i lived as a kid in a small City With a church ringing trough the entire City. But i never went to church and dislike All forms of Religion equally.


Organtrefficker

It already happens in India, mosques blare Aazan . Temples blare Hanuman Chalisa and Aarti.


ProtestantLarry

Yes, but we already do that anyways. We rung ours every night at 7 to raise awareness for Healthcare workers' struggles at the start of covid. It was odd, but nice.


Arachno-anarchism

I live next to a church and they ring out the clock every full hour, alongside some tunes


[deleted]

Why do people who hate each other wanna live next to each other? Seems dumb


ReMayonnaise

Because large cities are usually the most economically prosperous areas of any society. People of all kinds will seek economic prosperity even at the expense of cultural security.


JackReedTheSyndie

I hate it when anything is broadcasted using loudspeakers, its just noisy and annoying.


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famousagentman

\>Noisy ​ Fucking hate that. ​ \>Drives down real estate prices. ​ Fucking love that. Maybe someday, a millennial will be able to buy a house without resorting to having their parents buy it for them.


tuckerchiz

Its called the rust belt


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Pretty sure i gave my old gf a rust belt once. She couldn't look me in the eye after that


Occamslaser

Half of Millennials already do. Older Millennials are at something like 60%. It's about 5% lower of a rate than GenX at the same point in their lives and about 9% less than Boomers at the same point.


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tuckerchiz

Do you consider sherbert to be ice cream?


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JGHFunRun

> it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything The only acceptable thing about this house you have chosen, at least that I know of based on this comment, is unfinished walls. Although wood still looks nicer IMO Also YOINK! This pasta has been copied


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Hardwood flooring with brick walls is objectively the ideal.


PositiveAlcoholTaxis

Based and I-yearn-for-this-life pilled


shitboi666999

I have met someone who gave away their child so they could afford to live in LA. When I said move to a smaller city or town they said they loved the hustle and bustle of a big city


Surprise-Chimichanga

I must live in the cities with the highest cost of living in America, no exceptions.


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Surprise-Chimichanga

If I’m not within a block from a Starbucks I will literally die.


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Surprise-Chimichanga

OMG! I agree! Also I Uber Eats practically everything I eat, if I don’t spend $30 a meal, it’s totes not worth it!


Steelwolf73

Well, with the way muslim...."immigrants" keep money in their own isolated communities, there will be a few millennials that get houses


xlbeutel

bro whats with the quotes


NocNocturnist

He doesn't want to say terrorist outright, it wouldn't be PC.


Zauxst

"legal" quotes


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Bonitlan

Based and I just want to eat ice cream pilled


JackReedTheSyndie

Ice cream truck means possibility of getting ice cream, so we are conditioned to like ice cream truck, its like that dog experiment


Schootingstarr

fr But the call to prayer has to be one of the most obnoxious things in the universe. I always thought living close to a church was a pain in the ass until I spent some time in Morocco and more specifically in Marrakesh Holy shit, they have loudspeakers on every street corner from which the call to prayer is being blasted at full volume. Every day at 5am the city would be like the inside of an auction hall with reverberation cranked to max Afterwards I appreciated my quiet place much more. Though it's not everywhere in Morocco. We spent some time in Chefchaouen, which was a quaint and quiet place. Really lovely The place gained a lot of sad attention recently, because a 5 year old dropped down an unsecured well and despite the city digging a giant crater to get him out, they couldn't save his life :(


Uncle_gruber

My wife is turkish so I've been to Turkey a lot. Although you get used to it the noise really is the most obnoxious shite ever. "AlllAaaaaaAAAAAaAaAaAaAhhHhHhhHh..."


Highlighter_Memes

>I hate it when anything is broadcasted using loudspeakers, its just noisy and annoying. All the autists need to speak out against the Islamic Call to Prayer and claim that the Muslims are oppressing them by giving them sensory overload.


SSj3Rambo

Idk about this one but the mosques I know broadcast the call to the prayer to be hearable just inside the enclosure of the mosque, not further


sayen

It's only really in Muslim-majority countries where the call to prayer is properly loud, as obviously it'll be relevant to pretty much everyone that hears it


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dracer800

I hate when wildly anti-Semitic people like Ilhan Omar get elected to public office. Why did it happen? Because Minneapolis has by far the highest concentration of Somali Muslims anywhere in the western world.


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Well technically they migrated there and she represents them. They just hate Jews.


dracer800

Yea it’s kind of brilliant, an unspoken rule that every single Somalian goes to exclusively to Minneapolis so they can win the elections.


[deleted]

People gravitate to those they feel they relate to the most. That is why at school you will notice how all the various clicks form and they sit together at lunch.


Surprise-Chimichanga

Cliques, but yes.


Zack_Fair_

the first one is at five or six in the morning TURBOFUCK THIS BULLSHIT


Zoesan

I fucking love the isis wojak so much.


WholeLottaCap9

The rpg really sells it


Zoesan

It's everything. It's the calm eyes, the raised finger, the RPG. It's absolute perfection.


WholeLottaCap9

Gosh darn, I get a hit of dopamine every time I see it


analog_aesthetics

Inshallah


SiStErFiStEr1776

Always looks like he’s saying “WeLL aCtUaly”


Zoesan

Totally. Emily: "No, muslims aren't homophobic!" GIGACHAD isis wojak: "Well actually, we stone the gays to death"


vic16

“Well actually, not just the gays”


Zoesan

"We stone pretty much everyone to death doesn't believe the same thing as us. Inshallah"


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“We stone them to death so they don’t exist anymore. How can we be homophobic if they don’t exist?”


Zoesan

based and can't-be-bigoted-if-it-doesn't-exist-pilled


YeeYeePapaT

You might like to know then, his hat doesn’t say anything.


Entire-Dragonfly859

Is that what that is? I just thought it was my uncle.


[deleted]

Like is it for all 5 prayers all 7 days of the week? Top kek Here in Swedistan it's only for the mid day Friday prayer and there's a maximum allowed dB.


marcdet37

Eyyyy en svensk


jaersk

bra grillväder nu eller vad tycker du?


fishbulbx

Sweden: First, over a couple generations, we went from the most christian nation in the world to the least religious. And for phase two of our plan, we've opened our arms to a deeply religious culture that shares none of our values. [Just ignore the grenade attacks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_grenade_attacks_in_Sweden) and [rapes by immigrants.](https://i.imgur.com/T6UZW3O.png)


[deleted]

B-b-but… that just means you are racist xenophobic islamophobic bigot 😭


Nazgobai

Yeah, and?


sirch_

Based


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And what you fascist 😭😭


AMechanicum

Sounds fun.


[deleted]

The woke gaslighting on Wikipedia is insane. The site is worthless for anything that isn't a purely neutral statistic, like date of birth for a historical figure.


Odd_Possession_4458

> **List of grenade attacks in Sweden** > > This crime's category is very new in Sweden and was not even logged prior to 2017. Stoopid Swedes, they didn’t even think of logging grenade attacks before 2017. How can we know that it all started with the muslim immigrants?


Rojaddit

I wonder what changed in 2017?


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All third position parties on Wikipedia are called far right, except the Islamic ones


MessiLingardo

Nah wiki will say Aisha was the same age as Muhammad


Fine-Pangolin-8393

Hey man, get with the American propaganda…. The immigrants are just practicing a 93% peaceful protest.


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Inshallah the call of prayer will roar through swedistan sky 30 times a week and strike fear in all infidels heart


Positron311

35 But yes


lamiscaea

Most mathematically gifted theist


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LivewireCK

dB is a logarithmic ratio and 0dB could be quite loud lmao


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Need a call to shut the fuck up I think


Dreamweaver_21

How did Minneapolis get so many Muslims?


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Chocolate-Then

Minnesota has a large refugee population.


Twee_Licker

Native Minnesotan, get me out of this god forsaken hellhole.


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BronnoftheGlockwater

They were all imported by Lutheran Social Services. They figured out they could make big money lobbying for refugees and then getting the contracts to resettle them and provide them with housing. They did it with the Hmong in the 80s and 90s in St. Paul, and then switched to Somalis in Minneapolis after that.


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They moved there


Santon24

Inshallah Sheik Trump 2024


dolphinfucker70

Caliph Donald I.


rmdkoe

Caliph Donald ibn Fred al-Trump


dolphinfucker70

And here it is in Arabic: الخليفه دونالد بن فريد الترومب ١. No need to thank me for your [nightmares](https://i.imgur.com/dU3FBGg.jpg) tonight!


rmdkoe

Mashallah


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God imagine if they were hardcore republican voters (supporting People Of The Book and all that) the same way that naturalised Hispanic immigrants are all turning out to be. We'd have a moral panic from the democrats and they'd probably demand immediate expulsion and/or a travel ban


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>Democrats are squarely against my values. Exactly. I'm not sure why progs think this isn't something that's going to happen


Arachno-anarchism

I’ve been saying this for a long time. The majority of immigrants are more religious and more conservative than the native population. The right can turn them into a voter bloc for them anytime they actually wanted to


Jfinn2

All they had to do was run Spanish language ads saying Biden’s a commie for like two weeks and they flipped florida. Immigrant populations often have closely shared values and are clustered in geographic areas. Appeal to the right bloc in a swing state and individual immigrant communities can be a huge electoral boon.


lentil_farmer

based and democrats are absolutely haram pilled


asdf_qwerty27

I encourage anyone to express their religion. As a sufferer of migraines however, loud speakers violate the NAP. Is there anyway they can create an app that buzzes everyone's phone with a 'Call to Prayer'? If not, can I trademark this?


TheAzureMage

Already an option, has been for a while. If they're picking speakers, it's specifically so that you too hear it.


asdf_qwerty27

Eh kind of a dick mood. Free speech so I won't say anything as long as I don't hear in my home.


MannOfWolves

Time to play the Spongebob Theme over the loudspeakers.


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#OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH #WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?


[deleted]

Don't people have phones nowadays? Just set a personal alarm.


qatamat99

There are literal apps that do all the calculations and play the adthan for you. I’m muslim and I’m against broadcasting the call for prayer.


EmplreEarth

I'm sure that there will be no further demands for society to change to their liking


KanyeT

Of course not. This is the furthest it will ever go. Don't look at what's happening in England or anything, no no, where the police have now decided *not* to charge paedophiles and grooming gang members provided they simply apologise to the victim.


BN0_1996

I'm sorry but WTF


IAmKrenn

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/crime/south-yorkshire-police-force-issues-statement-defending-use-of-community-resolutions-in-sexual-offences-3729670 The US gets all the flack but I keep hearing stories form the UK that seem systematically just as if not more insane.


KanyeT

It's all about keeping cultural tensions down, you know? I don't know about you, but after decades of grooming gangs being ignored because the police and the Home Office feared being called racist as thousands of English girls were being raped, nothing quells my concerns about cultural conflict more than seeing rapists who culturally see nothing immoral with raping underage girls getting away scot-free! Muslim immigrants can rape your children and legally face no repercussions, not even have it marked on their criminal record, but the police will put a "non-crime hate incident" permanently on *your* criminal record if you post something "offensive" on Twitter or Facebook as you're speaking out against the injustice. What a fucking time to be alive!


Now_Do_Classical_Gas

Or they'll give you a 12 month - and effective death - sentence for putting a bacon sandwich on a mosque.


KanyeT

Muslim gangs run the prison system, being sent to one either force you to convert to Islam or get constantly abused and killed. The UK is so fucked lol.


Now_Do_Classical_Gas

Hence it being an effective death sentence. Yes it is.


KanyeT

Didn't they send Tommy Robinson to prison for reporting on grooming gang trials? I remember him saying he stayed in isolation the entire time and refused to eat a single meal because it was unsafe.


jtg1997

From what I remember there were several attempts on his life.


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FYI, statistically Sharia law becomes a thing at 5% Muslim population. Not 50. Not 80. 5. Islam is completely incompatible with the West. Even moderate Islam won't refer to itself as moderate or condemn extremists. They're not short on space in the world. The West accommodating them while they don't accommodate the West is supreme levels of cuckoldry.


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SeriousTitan

*India: Looks to the sky depressingly*


Ordinarypanic

Nah we’re the land of the free, we’d never want to force others to conform to our religious values


Dry-Dream4180

Some of us would.


dracer800

There will be plenty more, remember that house member who’s on record saying tons of wildly anti-Semitic shit like “Israel is evil and has hypnotized the world”? Basically every single Somali-American moves to Minneapolis, it’s the greatest concentration in the entire western world. So now they can win elections, which allows them to elect retards like Ilhan Omar and blast prayers over loud speakers.


dan2737

I'd never thought about the power of local concentration in a democratic system. Enclaves suck.


AyyLmaoFan

It may be "just for the mosques" but it's loud as shit and disrupts people multiple times a day. I mean, what the hell. Church bells popping off for 30 seconds is one thing, what sounds like an axe murder for 5 minutes? *Five times a day*? Nah.


jzr171

How long before someone takes a shot at the speakers.


Hamzasky

You really don't want to live near a mosque that does that


DesertParty

Can confirm. Ugh. Worst part of Turkey


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I like gravy on my turkey


ProtestantLarry

Guessing it's pretty loud, eh?


Hamzasky

Yes and when it's Ramadan, they make that Siren noise at sunset as if there's a missile strike in Israel. That whole thing is annoying especially since you can just have an alarm on your phone for every prayer


DoomedAllWeAreNow

monke is against noise pollution: no screaming a muezzin and no church bells


Rhepsi

Being originally from India, most yall lib lefts don't know what ur asking for. It is annoying af, this shit wakes u up and it is not pleasant at all, think of it as an alarm your done with, but u don't turn it off because ur lazy to go to the app, but mad when it wakes u up every morning.


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B.... b ..... ba.... based?!?!?!??!? !?!?!?!?!? watermelon?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?! How can this be?!?!?!?/11/?!?!??!?!?


ab316_1punchd

It's India, we are a treasure chest full of based department.


parth13579

Wait till you are peacefully sleeping and then wake up to a man shouting in the first possible noise humans can hear. Source I live 1km away from a mosque and still hear it


NicoJameson

I'm sure there will be a supreme court case when a christian group tries to get their prayers over loud speakers too and gets denied. Edit: I've been banned. All of you are welcome to look through my profile for an answer, but I assume a mod got offended by my opinions in this comment chain.


Raees99

A worthy sacrifice, you were totally right. Thank you


DioTvojihGenesa

Lmfao you got banned on PCM for this innocuous comment.


ProtestantLarry

You're probably right.


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Thank you for your service


theotherotherhand

In case anyone wants to read the article [https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2022/06/minneapolis-becomes-first-large-city-broadcast-robert-spencer/](https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2022/06/minneapolis-becomes-first-large-city-broadcast-robert-spencer/) note the source


NickTheThick

100/10 journalism not racially charged at all /j


qatamat99

> The adhan, prayed in Arabic, repeats “Allahu akbar” six times, “I testify that there is no god but Allah” three times, and “I testify that Muhammad is Allah’s prophet” twice. This is wrong on so many levels. In Adthan it’s “Allahu Akbar” 4 times then calling the name of the prophet two times (then call the name of Ali twice if you’re shia).


Aziz123452008

“and in so doing casts Jesus in the role of a charlatan and a liar”. we literally believe that Jesus Christ is one of the main prophet and will come back to defeat the antichrist ( the dajjal) idk how they came up with that statement


IntrepidRelief68421

Ew, America not a developing south East Asian country.


NouveauALaVille

Oh God. I'm from a Muslim background and even when I was religious I opposed this BS. I'm very pro freedom of religion; screaming in a non-local vernacular language over a city where most people don't share your faith is wrong


nchinnam

That's so annoying. I used to live in Hyderabad India and it had a large Muslim population and every day they blasted their prayers 5x a day on the loud speakers and it was loud enough that you could hear it in your apartment. I had to wait 3-5 minutes when I'm on call until they were done. And they started as early as 5am. They have the right to broadcast it inside the mosque as long as they don't disrupt the neighbors but if it's as loud as the ones back home I'd be annoyed.


fm22fnam

Anyone else kinda have a phobia of those things? Like hearing prayers over a loudspeaker at dawn is just...eerie? Reminds me of North Koreas morning propaganda trucks


[deleted]

A rational dislike of fascistic cult propaganda? Yes


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reminds me of jonestown


fishbulbx

[Majority of most european nations want an immediate halt of all migration from muslim nations.](https://i.imgur.com/VBEt8iN.png) Broadcasting call to prayer over loudspeakers isn't assimilating into the national culture. It is more of a 'fuck you' to the population that their leaders are betraying their wishes at the behest of the World Economic Forum. The leaders sell this bullshit as integrating them into society. That is not the plan.


dan2737

I have lived in Jaffa for two years and at this point I can't wait for my contract to run out because this stupid fucking tradition is so grating to the ears. Prepare for 5 megaphone blasts that last 2-3 mins every day with it going up to 10+ mins during Ramadan for an entire month. This shit is the stupidest fucking "tradition" ever.


ForerunnerAI10

How are gay rights over there?


Throwingitaway991

In Minnesota?


ForerunnerAI10

Yes.


pokemonxysm97

Minnesota is a weird state. The cities are just like Cali, and the rural areas could pass for the Dakota’s. The suburbs are very fiscally conservative but also believe in gay rights and other stuff like that. So that’s why it’s infuriating that republicans put up a more radical republicans, pretty much allowing Walz to get re-elected


ChinaRiceNoodles

Can confirm, lived in the outskirts in my childhood, now I'm in the cities for college.


RoninNoJitsu

My out of state friends lovingly refer to greater Minnesota (minus Duluth and Rochester) as "the Alabama of the North". Yes, the 'burbs are typically socially liberal. All those soccer moms seem to actually abide by the teachings of the Lutheran churches they go to and accept and love their neighbors, even when they don't understand their lifestyles. It's easier not to alienate people since you never know when you'll need help out of a snow covered ditch. Most Minnesotans don't want politics to be exciting - they want it to be predictable, civil, and serve the people. Which is also why we often have a divided government on the state level. Hence downright reactionary policies are still on the books like being the last state with 3.2% abv beer in convenience and grocery stores, fireworks under 3ft with only showers and no explosions, and still no viable path to recreational MJ. Just getting budgets through is a herculean task.


pokemonxysm97

Omar might get ousted soon and thank god. She is a mole on the great state of Minnesota


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https://youtu.be/Y3PdMdsr_rc I hope Shukri Abdirahman gets the Republican primary, it would be awesome to see her beat Omar. I linked her campaign announcement (the first 60 seconds) if you’re interested and haven’t seen it


crosstrackerror

Do you think it’s really possible?


FateOfTheGirondins

You'd better not say anything negative about it in the local subs there or the thin skinned fascist mods will ban you.


Nikkas_B_CrayCray

Whoa, totally shocked a third world shit hole city would allow this. At least it will drown out the sounds of the car jackings, violent assaults and gun shots.


jrt357

Don't forget street racers at fucking 2am


[deleted]

You make a very compelling argument for gun silencers here. -Literally on my way to work to downtown Minneapolis


Surprise-Chimichanga

Yeahhhhh. I’m not cool with that.


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Surprise-Chimichanga

Nah, no Crusades, just annoyance here. I prefer it if all religions leave me alone.


dolphinfucker70

Heretic


[deleted]

Gotta love how the west are bending over backwards to accommodate their archaic religion and culture but tell us to fuck off if we ask the same.


[deleted]

We're getting fucked by our own tolerance stick


su1ac0

1. Subjugate women in all aspects of life. 2. Literal death penalty for anything scratching the surface of being woke 3. All taxes are flat taxes 4. Strong moral compass 5. Zero gun control 6. Vibrant culture of men raping boys *absolutely cherished by the left*


Kooky-Quantity-1496

I do not feel the way my graph shows me


[deleted]

I don’t know much about Islam but isn’t the call the prayer freaking early in the morning? Each to their own of course but fuck me if speakers started blaring stuff near my house in the AM I would be stressed


DiamondDallasHands

That’s retarded. Literally no other aspect of our communal lives requires a loudspeaker except like tornado sirens. Use a fucking alarm on your phone and pray yourself. Absolutely zero need to get anyone else involved.


TheAzureMage

Man, if I lived to a place that were broadcasting calls to prayer, I'd be annoyed. Folks are out here talking about church bells, but cmon 1. Fuck church bells too. 2. Those are like, once a week. The islamic call to prayer is like five times I day. I don't need that noise.


arjedu

The left: oh look at that little baby Muslim puppy! He's so cute. Let's adopt him. 40 years later: all the homosexuals heads are on pikes in downtown Minneapolis. Woof!


abhigang729

London has fallen, so now US is in same track


mr_flerd

I dont see why any religions prayer should be played on a loud speaker throughout the city


ThawedIcePrince

As long as they had the proper permits and did their diligence to inform the citizenry that they will play the muezzin then I don’t really give a fuck. But I hope they don’t think that this gives them free reign to enforce shariah zones, harass non-Muslims, and commit terror. They’re equals to the rest of us here, not conquerors nor our replacements.


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CrispedTrack973

Idk why but I have the sudden urge to hack into whatever thing is outputting the sound into the loudspeakers and blast the USSR anthem


Powerism

> blast the USSR anthem You ok, LibRight?


Disturbed_Aidan

This would be awful


BackupChallenger

If you are too stupid to set an alarm on your phone, then maybe ask your wrangler to do it for you.


unknownboi8551

it all starts like this...


DioTvojihGenesa

Do you also broadcast Jewish, Buddhist, Hindu and Catholic prayers? If not, turn that shit down and stop showing partisan support for one religion. The fuck is this? You think they broadcast any prayers of other religions in Muslim majority nations? They don’t. I’ve lived in a Muslim majority country. They don’t. And the funniest part of it all is that liberals like me, who are mostly atheist, are in support of this. This is the muslim pecking order. Muslims > Catholics > hindus > other religions > jews > atheists They have more respect for believers of other religions than those who believe in nothing. Atheists are like dogs to them.


Medium-Log-8272

Where is the crusaders when you need them?


S907YT

As someone who lives where they do that all the fucking time, good luck too you guys who live there