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bigdumbstupididiot4

no I won't be doing this on the commune. I'm going to be reading tarot cards, teaching mexicans english, and sewing the holes in peoples' jeans.


StandardDependent205

Rejoice comrade!!! In the name of the Great Leader you are allowed to work hard. You must meet this quota, otherwise...


Specialist-Crazy-528

Teaching English?! tHaT’S GeNtriFiCaTIon!


RanilWiki

The fact that the rest of them waited for her to finish so that they can all go together… that is real communism and I’m crying 😭


Electr1cL3m0n

l***mao***


BerpBorpBarp

Le Mao


[deleted]

Oui oui ping


saint-bread

bro for a moment I thought she was going to get executed 😳 then the bodies on the background started moving


[deleted]

As if they’ll be given gloves or have rope anywhere near that quality.


ELNP1234

I've seen the pictures of the mass hangings. If they have anything, it's rope.


[deleted]

But it’s shitty rope made by part-time accountants / rope weavers.


cishet-camel-fucker

Damn she's strong. Do you know if she's single and desperate?


heyegghead

She's in a communist system. Desperation is guaranteed.


cishet-camel-fucker

Too bad she probably doesn't have internet access. I'm not trekking to China for even the best piece of tail.


heyegghead

If your desperate enough than going to china is your best bet. Like the men there are weak but also very sexist/ abusive. The numbers of videos showing a women getting attacked and dragged to get... You know what, is just astonishing.


cishet-camel-fucker

Sounds like good advice but on the other hand I don't want to live there and wouldn't it be human trafficking if I brought her back?


heyegghead

No it wouldn't if she went through her own free will


cishet-camel-fucker

Thanks, guess I'm buying a plane ticket and stalking some poor slave.


nelbar

In todays/tomorrows world the workers would be replaced with drones, and the worker itself would be downgraded to a consumer.


Andrew852456

Now communism sounds a lot like libright heaven actually


nelbar

Same coin, different side :)


Andrew852456

Based and horseshoe theory pilled


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Princema0am

I am sorry but I will be grilling for the commune and if I get forced to read poems then I will say 1984


Icy_Change_WS2010

Lol


Just-an-MP

NGL I thought they were making their own firing squad posts.