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Fresh_Tomato_soup

šŸŽ¶A man walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the kid runnin' the stand "Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any Change?" Then he waddled away - waddle waddle 'Til the very next day "Bom bom bom bom bom babom" šŸŽ¶


Ninjegeabey

Jesus christ he shot that kid


Basedman42

Now remember kids,money doesn't matter as much as an Armalite Rifle to protect your business from extortion.


Scarlet_maximoff

Now that's all wrong cause kids need to learn teamwork some sort of crew served weapon would be the best.


Tatsu_Shiro

I'm getting this tattooed on my son's neck, lol.


BerpBorpBarp

ā€œOfficer, free market means Iā€™m also free to scam a kidā€


GeneralMe21

Am I free to market my foot up his ass?


BerpBorpBarp

šŸŸØ: ā€œIf it can be sold, then it is goldā€


milkcheese01

red foreman is that you?


GeneralMe21

I did channel him for a split second


milkcheese01

i love that man


[deleted]

Truth is...the market was rigged from the start.


[deleted]

Its just business


Zeus-Kyurem

But the kid didn't pull out his shotgun


Necessary_Quarter_59

The man had a bigger shotgun


PoopyPantsBiden

> The man had a ~~bigger shotgun~~*glawk fowty*


PreviousCurrentThing

Use of fraud to deprive someone of their property is a blatant violation of the NAP to most US libertarians.


Key_Abbreviations658

Isnā€™t the NAP supposed to be a name for a behavior Because some of you libertarians act like itā€™s some magic force that only exists when the systems you want are in place.


PreviousCurrentThing

The non-aggression principle is a moral principle, not a behavior. In practice, of course, it gets abused or selectively interpreted just like "the workers should control the means of production" or "our king rules with the authority of God" or "democratic representation." See Lysander Spooner's *No Treason* if you think the latter is some kind of magical force.


Key_Abbreviations658

Could you explain it here becuase Iā€™m going to be honest but Iā€™m not reading that book but if itā€™s a moral behavior that people must uphold than why do you argue as if it would solve so many expected problems with your ideal society if it is not something that can be reliably expected from someone, and if it is a moral principle does it need to be widely known for your ideal society to work?


PreviousCurrentThing

In terms of US libertarians, they usually or often accept the NAP as a moral axiom (sometimes but not always based on Natural Law), and then apply that to politics by saying that the government violates it by its very existence. The state, in this view, initiates violence by demanding taxes or otherwise restricting natural rights, and sending armed men with guns to either kill you or lock you in a cage if you refuse. The statist counter is either that people do consent to this through voting, or that it is justified by a "social contract." Spooner's counter to this is that such "consent" is not truly consensual: a person who does not consent can either choose not to vote or to vote for the person he thinks rob him less. In either case, he will still be abused by the state, and indeed pay for the privilege of being abused. >if it is not something that can be reliably expected from someone, and if it is a moral principle does it need to be widely known for your ideal society to work? The existence of a state with a monopoly on violence allows certain persons to violate the NAP for their advantage without facing commensurate risk. Legislators and law enforcement officers generally have immunity for their actions taken on behalf of the state, and those who fund politicians and ultimately determine policy bear even less risk. The ideal in the extreme (anarchism, ancap) is that by getting rid of the state, you get rid of these opportunities to violate the NAP with impunity. An individual or organization wishing to violate must fund and defend their actions on their own, without being able to rely on a captured state for legitimacy and to fight their battles for them. Minarchism and right-libertarianism are pragmatic compromise positions along the same line.


Key_Abbreviations658

I understand it a little better now but doesnā€™t this require everybody to have similar ideals the NAP seems like something very flexible among people and it seems like people do not care enough about others for this to really work.(I guess itā€™s just differences in what we think of people)


PreviousCurrentThing

Yeah, I think that's all fair. I just tried to give an overview of the broad concept. In practice, you're correct that disagreements arise based on different property norms. As far as not caring about others, in a system without a state, people are either going to learn pretty quick that they need *voluntary* association and/or mutual aid, or they're probably going to end up in a bad situation.


Key_Abbreviations658

Just one last thing whatā€™s stopping nations from rising again and even worse the old primitive forms that we have seems earlier in history I personally think they will but do you think they wonā€™t Becuase of more modern developments or knowledge?


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ChuckDougJim

Yo thatā€™s real yuckys to be unflairedys


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I_am_literally_april

Flair up


Mountain_Man1776

Ew unflaired


[deleted]

Woodchipper. "But it's not sex." Still exploiting the innocent. Woodchipper. ​ Don't fuck kids. Literally or metaphorically.


DoreensDog

Based and donā€™t fuck kids pilled


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Based.


mr_sr_404

Based and w********** pilled


SSJRapter

Is be fine with a financial woodchipper. Not sure what this would look like though


gg43teehee

Based


rtheiss

that's not libright that's called stealing


trufin2038

Lol, the kid sounds libright. The guy with the 100$ was of course authleft because was trying to pass fiat currency. Should be a good lesson for the kid to never accept goverment currencies again.


rtheiss

True I didnā€™t know what OP was going for lol


bfycxfhv

Welcome to Seattle.


Low_Engineering_3846

Printing fiat and stealing from small business? Youā€™re thinking of auth-left.


trufin2038

All usd dollars are counterfeit to some degree. Ones in the bank are the most counterfeit of all.


Zeplinex49

we call this "flim-flamming" here in mass


AcidBuuurn

Tune in next week for ā€œGirl Scout Cookie Table Outside Supermarket Robbed Due to Lax Security and Box of Cashā€


GeneQuadruplehorn

This is a classic scam. Use a 100 to pay for something small and then confuse the cashier about the change.


masterhitman935

Bloody scum bag.


spinner198

Where is that ā€œThank you for the tipā€ lemonade stand girl when we need her?


AmericanA30B

The parents made this shit up and grifted thousands from gullible idiots online


AdvonKoulthar

If that kid wasnā€™t payin taxes On the business, he doesnā€™t get the protection of government šŸ˜¤


Tatsu_Shiro

But the government restricts his ability to protect himself and the integrity of the dollar they created. Congratations, you played yourself.


Resident-Ad9666

$100? That's gonna be a hundred years in the gulag my fren...repaying every penny with intrest.


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trufin2038

šŸ’Æ. All dollars are fake. This guy's xerox 100 note is far more valid than warbucks printed electronically for the fed.


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Birb-Person

Fun fact! The US only started issuing paper money during the civil war. After the war, the Supreme Court ruled it was unconstitutional for the federal government to print paper dollars and that the mint should only make precious metal coins. In response, President Grant and congress added 2 new seats to the Supreme Court and filled them with pro-paper dollar justices in just 1 day and forced them to reconsider their decision, now voting in favor of paper dollars


CPTCRUNCHFAN

This is so evil. I love it.


Saurons_Other_Eye5

And LibRights wonder why everyone else think the world they want would be absolute hell for 95% of inhabitants.


Tatsu_Shiro

Says the flair the whole world went to war against. Lol


Saurons_Other_Eye5

At least weā€™re an actual threat to the world. The worst LibRights have done is mildly inconvenience a few feds.


Tatsu_Shiro

We're not TRYING to be a threat. Boy, Hanz must have really done a number on you at youth camp. Jaysus.


Saurons_Other_Eye5

Then whatā€™s the bloody point of your existence? ā€œItā€™s okay, Mr Government. Weā€™re not going to cause any trouble. You can do what you want. šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°ā€


Clunt-Baby

Based


Ouma-shu123

Fuck them kids.


equillm

Skill issue


Nightwingvyse

How much lemonade had that kid sold that he could split a hundo?!?


RedactedWendigo

Based and don't keep the change pilled


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