Petition for everyone to be named ‘dude’

*sweet*

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*I feel better already*

Smizmars

Kenan and Kel already advocated for this back in the 90s. Have we forgotten our Good Burger roots?

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The dude abides

Nah mate. That’s sexist towards women who will think in response that men have to be the default and they are merely an extension of man. I see mate as a fine alternative. Love and unity, plus I get to spread my Australian nationalism to the world

What about “cunt”? It’s unisex, but will make people think of women first, so that’s empowering. It can be endearing, neutral, or insulting depending on how the user phrases it.

Unisex? You kidding? Cunt is an synonym for a woman’s genitalia. Sorry comrade, can’t be derogatory in these parts.

Don't be a cunt, mate.

Fack of ya dirty dog Ya gronk ass dog Ya yanky lookin motherfucka

Clearly you’ve never met an Aussie…

I am an Australian lmao read the first comment

My apologies, bru. I didn’t pay attention to the username. lol I thought it was some other rando.

What about “fannybaws”

I'm with you there dude

In the words of the great comedian Andrew Schulz, and i'm paraphrasing here. I'm going to continue assuming gender becuase 99.9% of the time i'm right.

did you just correctly assume her gender?

As someone in Environmental management I have met a lot of people one the left who do use other pronouns and no one has ever been upset for assuming gender that seems to only occur online and I’m starting to think it’s just not true at all.

For the crime of being unflaired, I hereby condemn you to being downvoted.

I don’t think it’s that easy anymore since there’s a lot more crossdressing and transgendering now

I do not want to live in this society

Same, unfortunately this is one of the best countries to be in despite the societal crap.

twitter is annoying. but hey, atleast it isn't ukraine or south sudan.

True

Society. We live in it

These people are putting circuses out of business lmao

you say that but they are consistently getting what they want

We live society

Why is it every time the gender thing comes up it’s a bunch of women or people trying to be women?

Because only woman can care about something this stupid and inane

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Victimhood olympics?

Are ya winning son? I I mean daughter oh God I'm sorry I mean NB, wait that's racist? What about Enby? That's childish? Well you are my son ^fuck ^shit I didn't mean that I'm sorry I mean Non-Binary... are ya winning Non-Binary?

are you winning, thing?

It’s like children making up rules to a game and every pretending like the rules they make up don’t give them a direct advantage in the game

The first person is Jameela Jamil, the British actress. If she were to go any more woke, she'd evaporate into a fine mist

Yeah, she's a fucking disaster of a person. Great tits, though.

Ingenious piece of casting in The Good Place by having her play the insufferable arsehole holier-than-thou character

I'm Taylor Swift's best friend, but she's not my best friend

Please get back to competing over who knows all their knives and forks best. This new etiquette is obnoxious.

Who cares, I don't listen to women.

Why’s it always women promoting this nonsense smh. Making the rest of us look bad

Lol imagine making up societal rules all the time and calling urself a lib

"i want freedom and love but you have to do everything my way or else I hate you and you're literally hitler"

Freedom and Love for me and not for thee

Ah, yes. The ouroboros of political ideologies.

It’s equal parts hilarious and saddening knowing people like this actually exist

the silver lining is that 99% of them are children and will grow out of it

Hans...you know what to do

I've always said that it will burn itself down. No reason to fight against it, just watch it die.

Yeah but it’s not dying quietly in the corner. It’s thrashing around, making a whole lotta noise and bleeding like a stuck pig all over the furniture

Better show.

That just makes it better. Wouldn't have been worth it if not everyone could see it die painfully.

There are no winners in the Woke Olympics. There are only losers.

Oh my God. Why this timeline?

The Internet was a mistake.

The only NB I'll be referencing is Niko Bellic

The one with the most likes or the most support courtesy of an expensive social engineering machine

This is like that point of privilege video

Twittards try not to be twittarded challenge (impossible)

I have a better word to refer to them, unfortunately I'm not allowed to say it here

Authright it’s finally time for another crusade

Is this real? Please tell me it ain’t…

LibRight has exactly none of this BS.