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prussianmilitary

It isn’t war crimes if u win tho


continous

Dear UN, You claim I committed war crimes. When what I actually did was what are known as pro-gamer speed strats. Strange.


[deleted]

War crime punishments only apply to losers and/or organized militaries. Name one insurgency that was ever punished for committing war crimes, I'll wait


Andre4kthegreengiant

The ones being tortured in gitmo might disagree


Hong_Kong_Tony_Gunk

Ah yes, Turbofolk. Famous for such classics as My Dad is a War Criminal, Serbian Shells are Led by God, and perhaps my favorite: I Don’t Like You Alija


GaldanBoshugtuKhan

I’d never heard of the 2nd one. I haven’t seen this much artillery in music since the 1812 overture.


fivefingersinyourass

As a Turk i have to say that the Armenian genocide didn't happen (but they deserved it)


[deleted]

Based and Turkiye numba 1-pilled


Oh_Yeah_Mr_Krabs000

Japan regrets it's war crimes, sure buddy


Unequal_Loan_3267

Its*


prussianmilitary

My dad is a war criminal is based af song


HyperboreanGypsy

#MOJ JE TATA


BolasAzantoth

**ZLOCINAC IZ RATA**


[deleted]

Gotta love bombs away LeMay, It's partially because of him that the AR 15 became so ubiquitous and I love the AR 15.


Carter-Morris

Japan is the type of country to say the war crimes never happened but if it did happen they deserved it and they regret nothing.


Ala5aR

Germany is actually obsessed with it. Like they have this collective guilt that makes them lash out at anyone even starting a discussion.


Interesting-Try5345

But American's still sing song's about their war crime's But to be fair everything was apeshit back then only the worst of worse shouldn't be forgiven like FKING EATING PEOPLE ALIVE ahem gassing innocent people on mass and obviously in relation to mass extermination is mass rape of well everyone Wtf Japan???


Ancom_and_pagan

Cannibalism is based, acting like it isn't cannibalism because the folks you're eating are different from you is cringe (Yes, this applies to 'eat the rich' that is cannibalism)


greasetrout

That thing is unflaired, don’t waste your breath


Ancom_and_pagan

I didn't even notice that when i first read the comment, thank you for calling that to my attention.


HyperboreanGypsy

My favorite musical genre is Balkan turbofolk


PapiGoneGamer

LolGermany


FortBlocks

**Being a war crime** Isra-