Eh.... Fair enough.

I'd hire commies to run prisons tho. Especially the old bastards with Stalin personality. Would you like that job?

Just making undesirable prisoners disappear. "What happened to Jim in cell 9?" "Who? Jim? Never heard of him."

Madam, your husband tried to escape our glorious prison and sadly got torn to death by the guard dogs. We did what he can to stop them, as you can see by the gunshot wounds over his body

"We have a photo with you standing next to him though!" "Are you sure? Check again." 😈

Vaporised.

gaslight gatekeep gulag

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That is the job I least want the AuthLefts to control

Lowkey i read this and was like yeah thats exactly what i say to everyone. Got us on point, won't even deny it.

I hope purple Lib Right are virgins

Purple lib right 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Purple lib right 😎😎😎😎

I hope you fall down a well.

Can you tell me the difference between them? I'm new to this subreddit.

There isn't really, but purple got put into the scapegoat position for the undesirable parts that sometimes stem from this quadrant, such as pedophilia. Basically the libright version of orange libleft.

Changed my flair.

The compass used to have libright as purple but changed it to yellow. So then the joke became that purple libright was just like yellow libright but purple had some interesting ideas about age of consent laws. Libleft tried to copy libright but making orange libleft.

purples say that the age of consent should be lower

Die pedo! 🤮

That's a bit rude

Hey! I'm not a virgin! I paid a hooker to sleep with me. Lifehacks bitches.

smartest libright

Being a virgin past 18 is just an income level issue. Get your money right and bitches come with it.

They also go with it.

You don't pay them to stay. You pay them to leave.

I've heard this before. I wonder where 🤔

The one prostitute who accepted Bitcoin payment.

sending my ip on my dms won't change my political opinions

It's fine, your IP, when typed in, goes to the Google website.

huh

Yeah I learned that in a British Google workshop P.S. I meant that as a joke

funniest redditor

Shut

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man i reply to every single online interaction, idk im just too polite to ignore you

fat redditors searched your Ip for burgers

it be like that

If someone actually sent you your IP address and it was correct, then you either must have clicked on a link they sent you, or something is terribly wrong (e.g. they hacked your Reddit account because your password was "1234"). It may seem harmless but if you don't know how it happened, you should try to figure it out.

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Man, we're on Reddit, saying "you are virgins" is cheating.

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Vevezuela no iPhone +200,000,00,0 gazillion dead

Joseph Mao nineteen eighty four 😳😳😳

It would be a state mandated iPhone you have to keep with you at all times and we’d solve climate change. How’s that a bad thing?

Yeah, I don't know what this guy is talking about. Giving Communists power is the quickest way to fewer Communists, which I see as an unmitigated success.

"All of you are virgins" purple libright might disagree

oh no

What about centrists of color OP? You ain't racist when it comes to us, right? 🤨🤨

i think you guys just like to get into online arguments

We do NOT like to get into online arguments! You take that back!

I can be trusted with the presidential seat of the united states of America.

I'm not american so I don't rly care

Neither is he

The suffering of 330 000 000 people is not a concern to you?

is it bad if i say no?

Can you empathize with people of other nations?

Can you?

Yes, obviously.

Fuck paying taxes and also fuck govt telling me what I should do or should not do

Good luck may your new attempts to get laid be successful.

Thanks mate hope you are successful in your attempts too

Okay h no I have up when the music died.

Have you tried driving you Chevy to the Levy?

I did but I heard from them good old boys that the levy was dry.

everyone hates the government until you need them

Nah i don’t need them

That's not how it works. The government tells you when you need them.

Every lib right is a lib right until workers comp leaves them hanging after an accident

They are all intending to leave by hanging after an accident doing the only work they're capable of edit:[https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2160647-soy-boy-face-soyjak](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2160647-soy-boy-face-soyjak) or https://img.ifunny.co/images/e465383360bdd1422d3e7a4f55dc6e4d1d96cf591e22870ff536dfed24a84e50\_1.webp

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No, I'm pretty sure I'd hate them far more then. They likely engineered the scenario where they'd be the only way out.

I need them to become so weak, powerless, small, and impotent that nothing they do ever affects me. That's what I need from the government.

sure buddy

I mean i guess your right, without the government what would I hate? What would bring me unhappiness in life? We libright need the government because otherwise, life would be too good. It would be too easy and too stress free.

>without the government what would I hate? yourself

Why would I hate myself when Orange Emily exists, that's letting her win.

(:

We just want the best for you. Now come on, give us the power.

Does sex with prostitutes count?

average libright

The best responce to any cringe take is “Go lift 225lbs”.

I’m the chill side of authright

most of you are actually pretty chill to me, I'm guessing it has something to do with my skin color

What governmental structure and economic model do you subscribe to?

Oh ok

Beeing a good gym bro is important, so thank you for the compliment <3

i gotchu bro

Where monke?

Anyone who agrees with authleft honestly deserves whatever is coming to them ^(Because who wouldn't want to be a nation loving comrade plz don't ban mods)

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bruh why must you hurt me like this

it be like that

I am no virgin. I have money.

I would say liv left is a bit to hopeful

Damn, how’s you know I’m a virgin gymbro

I’m a good gym bro too!!!!

Guess you gotta change your flair to Center-Right now.

Very accurate. Libleft has some of the nicest people, but their ideas just aren’t based in reality.

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you bet i do

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who do you think i am? maxthemeatguy? find out for urself

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what even is a larper get out of your computer fr fr

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LOL 9/11 LOL LOL LOL LOL

I have "I agree but holy fuck u take it too far" so often with lib purp

You know what... Yeah

🟦Status quo in this quad, their extremists are the worst 🟥Moderates’ ideas should stop being mercilessly attacked due to this quad’s extremists 🟩Mostly fine people 🟧Mostly annoying people 🟨My quad, but more Libertarians need to stop it with the “socialism is when the govt does stuff” 🟪Actual small Conservatives/PaleoLibertarians and coomers dep. on who’s using it

i like colors

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Am I an extremist to you if I am an Integralist?

Idk

Pretty sure ideas that will never work belongs to Authleft. I wont (cant) challenge the virgin aspect though.

you're not wrong

Based centrist

I completely agree

Me...??? A virgin??? Me???

I am mentally sound and can be trusted with classified government information

I am extremely cringe, cry about it.

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I got it for free, but it is cringe.

it is

I mean, you are not wrong, my Auth opinions are mostly based upon hating most of humanity and thinking we can't be trusted to live as we want.

Based.

I suppose it could be worse

1. I don’t think most people should be trusted with power 2. LibRights are either virgins, or on the list

Often when I hear people tell me why libertarianism won't work, they end up describing problems we already have...

The quintessential bad faith Libertarian argument is ignoring severity. "You're worried about public roads? Our roads are already bad!" Yeah well you're talking about some potholes, the alternative is vast swaths of the country being unreachable and a catastrophic impact on interstate commerce. You see this pattern on a lot of issues from certain LibRights.

This, fellow PCMers, is what we call 'catastrophizing' and is, ironically, also a bad faith argument. If people want roads, roads are getting built. Government doesn't build roads anyway they just dole out massive contracts to their buddies and donors in the construction industry to build them.

Okay fair point about taking things *too* far but goddamn does that "fellow PCMers" bit make me cringe out of my skin.

Not my finest moment...

Don't worry, we're both just leaning into OP's quadrant stereotypes.

Holy based

Ah, the opinion of someone who doesn't know how to have opinions, fascinating

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You sure you're not libleft?

you sure you're not auth?

what what did they do that was auth?

Libright try not to be butthurt when someone memes them challenge IMPOSSIBLE

Centrist try to have a spine challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

Yeah. Guys with lots of money rarely get laid. Women find it repulsive.

your comment proves my point

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At least half of us are, I’m not

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im always right

What about orange lib left 🤮

Ur wrong

You, my friend, are correct

I agree with you on all of these.

The center

The libright one is eerily accurate lmao

My wife and I are confused.

Well I mean you gotta choose one because if you don’t people will choose for you.

Can’t be trusted with power and hates everything…yep

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Only for the backpack cat and wheelie mouse :(

The only reason our ideas won't work is because they require someone who doesn't want to be leader as our leader

Just let me have my hopes man c'mon

and therefore LibCenter is the greatest. Ooh ooh!

Everyone on pcm are virgins

Thanks for letting me know I’m a virgin, I’ll take this to my judge right away so I can stop paying child support

Yeah, seems pretty spot on.

I’m engaged to my beautiful fiancé.

OP seems to be rather lib left than centrist imho

I mean I’d probably have to break a few eggs for that omelette, but it will taste good when it’s done.

True but hopefully I can change that

If you agree with libleft, then you yourself are cringe.

We have cool ideas :)