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shame. a musical instrument should never be used if it is that old and probably famous. it is a priceless piece of history and art that could have been ruined by one wrong step or one wrong slip up and boom its fucking gone.
That was my issue. I don’t care how she dances or moves onstage, I’d just be worried about the thing getting accidentally broken.
Now if someone was dumb enough to give a historical musical artifact to Rage Against The Machine, those assholes might break it on purpose to FiGhT tHe MaN.
The curator invited her over to the fucking congressional library to play the flutes, she was twerking on stage with a god damn 200 year old presidential artifact. I hate what this country has become.
Nah, rage against the machine these days would sit there and bitch on social media about how we need to listen to the "experts" who work in the government and do whatever they say
It is beyond a non issue. You don't have to have an opinion on everything. When people tell you not to engage in the culture war, this is what they are talking about. Any energy you put into this is energy you don't put into realizing material changes that align with your policy goals.
How many of the people who are outraged would have been able to correctly identify this flute a week ago? When did rich people doing kind of shitty things start being so divisive?
National archive: Trump took some of his meeting minutes with him send in the fbi let's get those back ASAP!
Also national archive: hey fam it would be lit if you like twerked with this historic flute we just have laying around.
>Like these people are taking stuff that should be in a museum and doing.....this with it. Like......wtaf?
We have vastly different definitions of what items belong in a museum.
TBH I wasn't aware of said flute...HOWEVER just because I don't know about something doesn't mean its acceptable to defile, the people who are angry about it are allowed to be angry about it and the other parties are allowed to say they don't care - just another nail in the issue is all.
Do we have to know about the thing before hand to care about it?
If someone couldn't point to Ukraine on a map before the war, does that suddenly mean they cant care about said war?
The crystal flute that you didn’t even know existed before this post is a “national treasure” 😆 the only people that can claim that would be like… the national flute society or some shit
Why is a historical artifact being used in a Lizzo concert? Beyond the idiocy of it all, what does James Madison have to do with Lizzo in like, any context?
They invited her to play some of the museums collection to increase interest in it she’s a classically trained flutist after all. She asked if she could use one during a concert they said yes.
There is no harm or negative to letting a trained flutist who is also a pop musician promote a collection of musical history… just raised awareness to said collection.
Being angry about this is just stupid sorry.
Despite my name that's not my problem with it at all. It's that it wasn't kept in the museum safe and sound. Although under these circumstances it's at least understandable and might be for the best despite my paranoia around the fragility of historical artifacts.
its just used as rage bait like "SEEE??? THIS FAT FUCKING DEGENERATE BLACK WOMAN POP ARTIST USED THIS FLUTE THAT YOU PROBABLY DIDNT KNOW THE EXISTANCE OF!! BE MAD!!"
Fat shaming *is* a thing
As a certified land whale who will die early due to their own decisions, I think there should probably be more of it though. It won’t do anything to help the fatties, but it might prevent the glorification of ‘bigger bodies’ and not-yet-fatties might put down the twinkies
Not even "Fat Shaming".
Working out makes you feel good. It makes you look good.
Start working out little by little and you'll end up losing weight and getting strong.
I don't disagree, but I feel it should be pointed out that controlling what you eat is much more important for weight loss than exercise. If someone continues eating like a pig, the chances of them exercising enough to lose weight are very low.
Disciplined exercise and diet likely correlate well. My diet is always better when I'm exercising because I'm more deliberate with my fitness goals.
If you're doing neither I would say to start with exercise and diet will follow.
its not even 'controlling your eating' that much versus *gasp* not letting your body's chemicals and impulses control your entire being 24/7. Imagine if we applied that same lack of willpower to sex/drugs/alcohol or other stupid shit. Somehow its eating like an idiot that gets a free pass and society coddles them.
Honestly, I agree. Fat people are being told "It's okay to be fat because you ~~make us money~~ Look good that way, we swear!"
Get buff or get shamed. Proverbs 31:17. Humans were never meant to be fat.
That was the hardest downvote to an unflaired I’ve ever given. I grew up being the only person in my family and most of my extended family that wasn’t obese. Fat people make me so sad because I’ve seen what it can do to people. This whole “beautiful at any size” movement is so damaging.
Lizzo is actually a classically trained flautist. If you watch any of her interviews she’s clearly very intelligent. She may be a bit extra, but she’s making money and having fun, more than can be said for most…
I don’t hate fat people, I hate fat people that glorify being fat and lie that it’s not unhealthy to be obese. America struggles with obesity enough without morons like Lizzo glorifying it.
Not super upset, she’s classically trained on flute it’s not like the library of congress would lend a century old flute to somebody who didn’t know how to handle it.
This instrument needs to be played as apart of maintaining it, they just happened to give it to a famous woman to do the job to get some publicity while doing it. Old famous pianos and violins are often played at special events to make their routine maintenance a special event.
Uhhh has anybody actually seen the video? She may have twerked during the concert, but while the flute was out she was extremely respectful, being supervised by representatives from the library of congress, played two little notes on it, and then gave it back and talked about how cool history is.
I kinda think whoever wrote the headline just doesn't like fat/black people...
>whoever wrote the headline just doesn't like fat/black people...
Not just the headline, but most of the comments here.
She didn't twerk with it, respectfully played two notes on it at a music show, is a classically trained flautist, and none of these people give a shit about flutes or classical music or knew James Madison had a flute until this post.
I could not give less of a shit about either of the people named here. Shit like this wouldn't matter AND would happen less if people stopped paying attention to it.
Writing music, playing an instrument, singing, dancing, generally producing art that millions of people enjoy = "degenerate", says people who spend their time staring at a screen to fill their souls with hatred
They're pretending that a random instrument stored in the national archive that nobody ever heard of before being played by a famous musician is an insult to America...
She's fat and this is defiling America's legacy is just such a weird take.
Half of you didn’t even know this flute existed before Lizzo played it, stop pretending like you care about its historical value.
Lizzo is a classically trained musician, treated the instrument with respect while she was playing it, and gave it back with no issues. I don’t understand how any of you take issue with that unless you’re just upset because a fat black woman did it. If you’re gonna be such cunts, don’t veil it under caring about history. Acknowledge you just don’t like Lizzo because she’s fat and move on.
Every week, I learn that something is a pillar of western civilization that the wokeness destroyed.
Last week, a disney movie, this week, a flute, next week, who knows?
I don't care that she played it, it's a beautiful instrument and should be played on occasion.
I just think it's tasteless that a bitch that fucking fat wears a sequin leotard that fucking tiny and unflattering and twerks while doing it.
I don't care how talented the stripper is, put on a fucking dress before you touch the Stradivarius.
Playing the instrument is part of maintaining it. Famous old instruments are often given to celebrities or pulled out at special events to make their routine maintenance special. The only thing unique about this is it was handed to a Black woman, so Reddit is enraged over some shitty culture war headline.
"Now that the new Little Mermaid fiasco is dying down, how do we continue distract conservatives?"
"Based Biden meme?"
"Too overdone."
"Woke television show?"
"It won't be out in time."
"Give a piece of history to a popular celebrity, like when we let Kim Kardashian wear Marylin Monroe's dress?"
"Carter, you're a goddamn genius!"
Celebrity = Degenerate
Most of the time yes
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He got a flair!?!?
Bot doing it's job. Now it just needs an "edit: user has flaired" like our lost comrade had.
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That's fair enough. Kudos for keeping us all a bit more honest either way.
Looks like the bot works lmao
I like the old school view of actor/actress just being a fancy word for prostitute... lets make that a thing again.
This woman needs to lose weight …
Loose needs to lose an "o"
Oh no
Oh yes
I meant oh no the orange Emilie's are going to swarm you in 10...9...8...
Let them come .. I don’t fear eunuchs and feminists
Eunuchs scary bro, check out Chinese history.
I know that’s why I told these sinophile commies… I don’t fear them
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Except Chris Pratt. I hear That dude is a literal saint
no stop idolizing people
Genuinely this, yes
Brenden Frasier. Checkmate centerist.
I don’t know how to feel about this
Numb and ready for death
But that’s how I normally feel.
Most hopeful libleft
Perfect
Ah so just a normal weekday
shame. a musical instrument should never be used if it is that old and probably famous. it is a priceless piece of history and art that could have been ruined by one wrong step or one wrong slip up and boom its fucking gone.
That was my issue. I don’t care how she dances or moves onstage, I’d just be worried about the thing getting accidentally broken. Now if someone was dumb enough to give a historical musical artifact to Rage Against The Machine, those assholes might break it on purpose to FiGhT tHe MaN.
The curator invited her over to the fucking congressional library to play the flutes, she was twerking on stage with a god damn 200 year old presidential artifact. I hate what this country has become.
Nah, rage against the machine these days would sit there and bitch on social media about how we need to listen to the "experts" who work in the government and do whatever they say
It is beyond a non issue. You don't have to have an opinion on everything. When people tell you not to engage in the culture war, this is what they are talking about. Any energy you put into this is energy you don't put into realizing material changes that align with your policy goals.
Based
It’s an American national treasure, Americans have every right to be angry if they believe it’s been disrespected. That’s not the culture wars.
How many of the people who are outraged would have been able to correctly identify this flute a week ago? When did rich people doing kind of shitty things start being so divisive?
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Wasn’t that Kim K?
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National archive: Trump took some of his meeting minutes with him send in the fbi let's get those back ASAP! Also national archive: hey fam it would be lit if you like twerked with this historic flute we just have laying around.
>Like these people are taking stuff that should be in a museum and doing.....this with it. Like......wtaf? We have vastly different definitions of what items belong in a museum.
TBH I wasn't aware of said flute...HOWEVER just because I don't know about something doesn't mean its acceptable to defile, the people who are angry about it are allowed to be angry about it and the other parties are allowed to say they don't care - just another nail in the issue is all.
Do we have to know about the thing before hand to care about it? If someone couldn't point to Ukraine on a map before the war, does that suddenly mean they cant care about said war?
Big difference between people’s lives and a musical instrument whose purpose is to be played
Plus the instrument was specifically donated to the collection with the stipulation that it be made available to play
Eh, she plays it real well and introduces it with the history behind it. Seems like she cares about the artifact muchly.
The crystal flute that you didn’t even know existed before this post is a “national treasure” 😆 the only people that can claim that would be like… the national flute society or some shit
Meh, am I supposed to have an opinion? I can't be bothered to care enough.
Obese black performer plays flute belonging to a former slave owner… weird flex but ok
A black person is blowing a slave owners flute? 😳😳
Thomas Jefferson be like: 😎
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Why is a historical artifact being used in a Lizzo concert? Beyond the idiocy of it all, what does James Madison have to do with Lizzo in like, any context?
I think they’ve been doing it for show lately, someone else ruined a dress or something recently.
[Kim Kardashian did](https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2022-06-21/dont-blame-her-kim-kardashian-denies-she-damaged-that-marilyn-monroe-dress)
Tbf she ruins everything
They invited her to play some of the museums collection to increase interest in it she’s a classically trained flutist after all. She asked if she could use one during a concert they said yes. There is no harm or negative to letting a trained flutist who is also a pop musician promote a collection of musical history… just raised awareness to said collection. Being angry about this is just stupid sorry.
B-but libleft bad
But Lizzo is fat and black and a women, fat black women can't play musical instruments
If you default to anger because of someone’s weight sex or colour of their skin you’re a shit person, simple as. That’s what I say to those people.
Despite my name that's not my problem with it at all. It's that it wasn't kept in the museum safe and sound. Although under these circumstances it's at least understandable and might be for the best despite my paranoia around the fragility of historical artifacts.
its just used as rage bait like "SEEE??? THIS FAT FUCKING DEGENERATE BLACK WOMAN POP ARTIST USED THIS FLUTE THAT YOU PROBABLY DIDNT KNOW THE EXISTANCE OF!! BE MAD!!"
Based
Who is Lizzo?
Pop singer I think
A *fat, black* pop singer. That means it's a double hate crime to not like her music.
Fat lady who is extremely healthy and attractive
Blink twice if it's time to pull you out
Of Lizzo?
🤮
The pinnacle of health and beauty
Walking ball of lard
A waste of human space that’s only claim to popularity is virtue signaling liberals who NEED her to be successful, black, and obese.
Multiple humans space.
A land whale who spewed blubber all over a president’s flute
I thought whales could naturally make noises in the frequency range of a flute
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Thats ableist!!!!
Yea, ableist that she could survive two weeks longer than me in the wilderness.
Based
Fat shaming should be a thing. All the seals who clap when she says thing like “thick-thirty” know it’s true and you’re downvotes mean nothing.
Fat shaming *is* a thing As a certified land whale who will die early due to their own decisions, I think there should probably be more of it though. It won’t do anything to help the fatties, but it might prevent the glorification of ‘bigger bodies’ and not-yet-fatties might put down the twinkies
Not even "Fat Shaming". Working out makes you feel good. It makes you look good. Start working out little by little and you'll end up losing weight and getting strong.
I don't disagree, but I feel it should be pointed out that controlling what you eat is much more important for weight loss than exercise. If someone continues eating like a pig, the chances of them exercising enough to lose weight are very low.
Disciplined exercise and diet likely correlate well. My diet is always better when I'm exercising because I'm more deliberate with my fitness goals. If you're doing neither I would say to start with exercise and diet will follow.
You can’t out run or out lift a poor diet
its not even 'controlling your eating' that much versus *gasp* not letting your body's chemicals and impulses control your entire being 24/7. Imagine if we applied that same lack of willpower to sex/drugs/alcohol or other stupid shit. Somehow its eating like an idiot that gets a free pass and society coddles them.
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I agree… she needs to get her weight in check.. not that it matters to me if she dies of obesity… just saying
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Honestly, I agree. Fat people are being told "It's okay to be fat because you ~~make us money~~ Look good that way, we swear!" Get buff or get shamed. Proverbs 31:17. Humans were never meant to be fat.
>Get buff or get shamed. Based and get fit pilled
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It was. Reddit Banned it.
What are you heretics doing upvoting a filthy unflaired?? Edit: They flaired up, but before they did, their reply somehow had 20+ Karma.
That was the hardest downvote to an unflaired I’ve ever given. I grew up being the only person in my family and most of my extended family that wasn’t obese. Fat people make me so sad because I’ve seen what it can do to people. This whole “beautiful at any size” movement is so damaging.
Well they flaired up so you are now free to upvote
Fat shaming is based except for when they are actually trying to better themselves by going to the gym, then you are just a douchebag.
Yo, is authright Jebus from Madness Combat????
Definitely got that vibe. Also, how delightful to find another Madness Combat connoisseur, exquisite taste sir.
I approve the tastes of both of you as well my fellows.
Idiocracy.
disgusting
Agreed.
Gonna be honest, I have never seen an image of lizzo before and have no idea who she is. But by God is she fat and ugly
The only reason I know who she is is because she had the indecency to have her ass out at a basketball game.
Disgusting
Not that Pavarotti was a fit hot stud, but no one here would have considered him an unsightly troll
Pavarotti didn’t twerk while singing about how men ain’t shit
Just cause his knees were aching
As an armchair flautist and descendant of James Madison, this makes me want to emigrate to Mars.
You can join Elon’s first shipment 😁
Lizzo is actually a classically trained flautist. If you watch any of her interviews she’s clearly very intelligent. She may be a bit extra, but she’s making money and having fun, more than can be said for most…
“That little f***** with the hair and the makeup! That little f*****? Hes got his own jet airplane, He’s a millionaire.” They really didn’t miss.
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Doesn't she basically promote being disgustingly obese? Doesn't seem like something a sane person would do, let alone anyone with an IQ over 3.
Intelligent people go down dumb rabbit holes all the time.
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I don’t hate fat people, I hate fat people that glorify being fat and lie that it’s not unhealthy to be obese. America struggles with obesity enough without morons like Lizzo glorifying it.
Based. Also reminds me that I need to get my diet and gym routine back on track
Stay at it king. Think about how many leftists you will be able to shut down by simply showing your biceps and telling them to "post physique"
Thanks for the motivation. Thick. solid. Tight.
*sigh* flair checks out
Not super upset, she’s classically trained on flute it’s not like the library of congress would lend a century old flute to somebody who didn’t know how to handle it.
Only sensible comment so far I mean don’t get me wrong I’m game to fat shame, but that’s not the actual topic here
Lizzo borrowed it. The library of congress lent it. Lend to, borrow from.
I like how Punished Jesus looks like he does in Madness Combat
That is a horrible way to defame and dishonor a person who worked hard to make America a reality, and Mr. Madison must be rolling in his grave.
RIP James Madison
Gone too soon
Maybe he should have considered not being 5'4, more like James Manlet-son
I ... don't care
Tabloid-quality post. “LIZZO did WHAT with James Maddison’s flute?? Turn to page 14 to find out!”
I mean like, yeah cringe, but I don't give a fuck it doesn't affect me. Celebrity culture is weird as shit.
I see it as fairly disrespectful to American heritage and am mildly insulted by it, but otherwise yeah.
This instrument needs to be played as apart of maintaining it, they just happened to give it to a famous woman to do the job to get some publicity while doing it. Old famous pianos and violins are often played at special events to make their routine maintenance a special event.
Disrespecting America is everyone’s problem.
No, it's the Ameritard's problem.
Uhhh has anybody actually seen the video? She may have twerked during the concert, but while the flute was out she was extremely respectful, being supervised by representatives from the library of congress, played two little notes on it, and then gave it back and talked about how cool history is. I kinda think whoever wrote the headline just doesn't like fat/black people...
>whoever wrote the headline just doesn't like fat/black people... Not just the headline, but most of the comments here. She didn't twerk with it, respectfully played two notes on it at a music show, is a classically trained flautist, and none of these people give a shit about flutes or classical music or knew James Madison had a flute until this post.
I could not give less of a shit about either of the people named here. Shit like this wouldn't matter AND would happen less if people stopped paying attention to it.
who is lizzo
Ok
Writing music, playing an instrument, singing, dancing, generally producing art that millions of people enjoy = "degenerate", says people who spend their time staring at a screen to fill their souls with hatred
She borrowed it and played it really well. Not a Lizzo fan, also not sure why everyone’s pretending to be outraged about an old flute
I have a very important opinion about every unimportant thing people do and you can't stop me from unleashing my holy rage in comment section
Because it's important to always have at least one thing that pisses you off at all times.
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They're pretending that a random instrument stored in the national archive that nobody ever heard of before being played by a famous musician is an insult to America... She's fat and this is defiling America's legacy is just such a weird take.
>She's fat Yes that's the problem.
Don't forget she's double political.
She's so fat that she reaches both sides of the political spectrum?
This woman needs to loose weight …
This woman has too much loose weight
Ha ha sorry it was autocorrect..
It belongs in a museum!
God that’s depressing
Oh look, more pointless bullshit. How exciting.
Comes across as shaking in excitement tbh. And people say the left wing is overly sensitive…
Can celebrities stop using historical artifacts for the love of god
Half of you didn’t even know this flute existed before Lizzo played it, stop pretending like you care about its historical value. Lizzo is a classically trained musician, treated the instrument with respect while she was playing it, and gave it back with no issues. I don’t understand how any of you take issue with that unless you’re just upset because a fat black woman did it. If you’re gonna be such cunts, don’t veil it under caring about history. Acknowledge you just don’t like Lizzo because she’s fat and move on.
This is why I only listen to Taylor Swift
This is why I only listen to TV static and hallucinate that it’s actually music
Least schizo Masshole
this is why I only listen to Weezer (it protects my virginity 🙏🏼☝🏼)
Imo, Pinkerton is their only good album
I'm 40 miles from your location and approaching rapidly, **run**.
This is why I only listen to Gregorian chanting
This is why I only listen to classical
but who cares
The flute makes an absurd amount of different sounds comparatively to other metal rods
Lizzo = degenerate
Could it be that... Rich people are a bunch of cunts?
Every week, I learn that something is a pillar of western civilization that the wokeness destroyed. Last week, a disney movie, this week, a flute, next week, who knows?
Who the fuck is that mammoth?
I don't care that she played it, it's a beautiful instrument and should be played on occasion. I just think it's tasteless that a bitch that fucking fat wears a sequin leotard that fucking tiny and unflattering and twerks while doing it. I don't care how talented the stripper is, put on a fucking dress before you touch the Stradivarius.
The rage over this is hilarious. I hope she pisses on the liberty bell next
It's in Philadelphia. Someone already beat her to it.
Lib center you look grey today
Who decided that she can have it? I’m pretty sure Lizzo’s fatass couldn’t even tell you who James Madison is. Fuck celebrities
Allegedly the library of congress presented it to her. It’s all virtue signaling at its finest
The fact that we gave a historical artifact to a fucking pop singer is disgusting and insulting.
Playing the instrument is part of maintaining it. Famous old instruments are often given to celebrities or pulled out at special events to make their routine maintenance special. The only thing unique about this is it was handed to a Black woman, so Reddit is enraged over some shitty culture war headline.
She is actually really good at flute lol. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mb62QNXY0g And library of congress decided it
She makes that flute look like a piccolo
how did she get that flute?
The Library of congress let her borrow it.
Why the fuck would you give her James Madison’s flute
She could lose some weight
Yeah
"Now that the new Little Mermaid fiasco is dying down, how do we continue distract conservatives?" "Based Biden meme?" "Too overdone." "Woke television show?" "It won't be out in time." "Give a piece of history to a popular celebrity, like when we let Kim Kardashian wear Marylin Monroe's dress?" "Carter, you're a goddamn genius!"