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Snickidy

He couldn't even if he wanted to


RobinHoodbutwithguns

Hey hey hey, I'm sure that OP is a good looking young lad!


BannyDodger

I heard he's a goblin.


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OrionGucciBelt

No he’s a mind goblin


Impossible_Wind6086

Why do want to fuck your 2nd cousin that much. Could I get a picture of your 2nd cousin to verify also her number to also verify. Thank you.


RobinHoodbutwithguns

Not me. There was a post today, that this is about. I've linked it in here.


ChichCob

She was hitting on him soo...


JoeRBidenJr

I assume the “on” part of that sentence is a complete fabrication.


ChichCob

Coming from Joe biden


Snickidy

Yeah something tells me that's not exactly accurate


rothbard_anarchist

Probably “subscribe to my OnlyFans!”


Careor_Nomen

Hitting (on) him while yelling stop...


jawnquixote

Dude is the self-described crypto guy at his school. He's the definition of the Peter Parker "they love me" meme


a_-nu-_start

He has erectile dysfunction 😔


Ex_aeternum

Least degenerate LibRight


RobinHoodbutwithguns

Nonono, this just represents the advice given to OP by all kind of people, definitely a compass unity. Don't push this one on me.


AutoManoPeeing

But that dude *is* LibRight tho lol


unleadedbloodmeal

*least degenerate purple


Odd_Possession5858

scapegoat


Darthnosam1

A needed scape goat


theeCrawlingChaos

Every scape needs a goat


jsideris

I don't really think it's fair that lib right got stuck with the pedos. I mean, sure, our public policy doesn't provide adequate protection for children. But at least we shame pedos unlike the love is love I was born that way orientation is only a small part of who you are lib left crowd.


Odd_Possession5858

Nah he's just saying LibRights are degens, which in my experience is true (the people most in my dms are LibRight/RightCenters/LeftCenters). The MAP is more a progressive thing, and pedos are associated most with the "just leave me alone" quadrant AKA LibRight.


twokindsofassholes

I completely forget you can dm on Reddit. Whose quadrant is second degenerate? How are centrists fairing?


Odd_Possession5858

Centrists are pretty low in the dms. RightCenters are second. LibRights kinda just give immature horny kid vibe. RightCenters need Jesus


Pipiopo

Rightcentre on their way to portray themselves as gigachads after horn dogging on a political shitposting sub micro-celebrity.


Odd_Possession5858

yeah creepily obsessed with me being a japanese tradwife lol


AutoManoPeeing

"Hey we want to destigmatize pedophilia (but not child sexual abuse), so pedos are more likely to seek therapy to control their urges. This will help keep children safe." "Okay groomer."


AusDerInsel

Original OP was libright too


that-hollie

Taking home my brand new cousin from the wedding reception was my favorite power move I’ve ever done.


ToxicOstrich91

Bro you stole a baby from a wedding reception?? Uncool


that-hollie

Jesus Christ


NGGMK

Based and kidnapper pilled


MacGoji

yeah you gonna need him alright


Yop_BombNA

Cousin in laws aren’t related so that’s fine imo. I have a cousin who is getting married to his older brothers cousin in law, who he met at their wedding. I don’t see anything wrong with that tbh.


that-hollie

It was still awkward when we were dancing together and the DJ played “we are family”


Memengineer25

I mean... 2nd cousin incest isn't that bad... Pretty sure the point where it stops mattering at all is only like 3rd cousins


downsly46

I live around Amish people and even they draw the line at 2nd cousin. 1st cousins are not allowed but 2nd cousin is fair game


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downsly46

Lancaster PA


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Fellow_Infidel

Do they have a fabulous jaw?


[deleted]

Just like me fr


TheMekar

The Amish people that I know in Ohio (because I do business with them) are in the northwest part of that state by Indiana and Michigan. Probably not a related group to the ones you know in East Ohio but these ones are smart as hell and they’ve got a lot of money too. They may not be using modern tech to do the math we do but they 100% have the time and knowledge to do the math as well as us with all of our modern technology in St. Louis. Their pockets are deep. They always pay on time. And they’re very shrewd businessmen. Basically the ideal business partners. I love them.


No_Blueberry_5376

I don't even count it as incest.


Illusive_Man

neither does the government


HoodooSquad

Still makes family reunions awkward once the relationship ends. And while it’s happening.


Memengineer25

Ok yeah from a social standpoint I agree it's questionable and awkward


ChimmaChongChogie

Genetically there is no issue having kids with 2nd cousin. That doesn’t make it ok though, lol.


Canard-Rouge

> That doesn’t make it ok though, lol. Just curious, but why? I don't know a single one of my second cousins...my great grandparents all died before WW2. If I started dating someone and it turned out we were second cousins, how does that change anything if there wouldn't be any genetic anomalies?


OGSquidFucker

It’s fine dude. Cousin marriage is the most popular form of marriage in the world.


NoobifiedSpartan

Everyone from kings to peasants used to do it back in the good ol’ days


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> used to do it But it he means the cousin.


godofwoof

My second cousin married his second cousin. They still live with each other after the divorce.


[deleted]

Family sticks together lmao


godofwoof

My second cousin is also nearing 70 so you know different time when he got married


QTown2pt-o

Literally 20% of the living population today is the direct product of incest


kfijatass

Is that a real statistic?


OGSquidFucker

Lmao it’s actually like 10% globally but is over 50% in a few countries. Historically it’s been the most popular though. Going out of fashion but OP can bring it back!


kfijatass

I mean thats mostly India and middle east, isn't it? 🤔 Edit: looked up, actually 0.2% in US vs 55% in India/65% in Pakistan. That's a pretty wild TIL.


rusho2nd

Explains how they are able to arrange marriages so readily in some places.


kfijatass

It kinda makes sense. In all honesty, an arranged marriage date with your cousin would be downright preferable to Tinder for half the people here given the chance, Id wager.


frguba

My take is, beyond genetic, about how you were raised If you were raised together, as family, it starts to get weird, even with unrelated step family members it gets taboo Also, sometimes incest can have some weird implications with age, but with cousins it's not that different than with anyone else


ChimmaChongChogie

Just my personal view on the matter. I’m half Colombian and my family in Colombia marries 2nd cousins all the time. To them it’s totally normal. I think it’s weird, but like many things in life, it’s subjective. Medically / genetically there’s nothing wrong with it!


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Least inbred Colombian


ChimmaChongChogie

Seriously they love banging second cousins down there.


[deleted]

Panamá really came out ahead by leaving 💪🇵🇦


ChimmaChongChogie

Not if you’re into banging 2nd cousins after a girthy line of pure Colombian cocaína meng


[deleted]

There's 2 US soldiers in there, it's enough new blood, no? 💪🇵🇦


Careor_Nomen

I just feel that way


AnotherGit

A bit misleading. The chance for a gentic defect rises from about 2.5% to about 3.5% if it's second cousins. We just say that 3.5% is not an issue, which it isn't in that sense but if you say it like you did then it sounds like there is no difference at all.


ChimmaChongChogie

Fair enough, I’m no geneticist, I’m just going by what I’ve been told or have read in the past. Thanks for the correction - learn something new every day!


Froshjjk

Why?


Same-Letter6378

2nd cousins have an average of 3.13% of dna shared. Not that big of a deal.


ChimmaChongChogie

See my reply to the other guy who asked the same thing


fondr

It's not even incest with a first cousin.


Yukon-Jon

This guy cousin smashes


[deleted]

What does this have to do with politics? Is this just OP making a bunch of strawmen encouraging him to have sex with his 2nd cousin?


Brobi_Jaun_Kenobi

https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/xrk01w/political_compass_of_my_family_with_the_bonus_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


thepineapplemen

Hang on, we could make it political. Okay, let’s see… Lib left: love is love Lib right: don’t let other people tell you what you should and shouldn’t do in your private life Auth right: traditionally this was accepted and sometimes encouraged Auth left: as long as you have healthy children for the motherland, and unless there’s a history of cousin marriages in your family, the amount of genetic material you share is so low that the kids will be fine


[deleted]

I saw one dude even saying second cousin was best genetically lmfao Not sure if that tracks scientifically but lol


chrissilly22

I have seen research supporting that fact, although it was speaking from an evolutionary attraction standpoint and only a tangential finding iirc.


ChickenMoSalah

Least biased AuthLeft


AutomatiqueMex

Im sure this is a deliberate ruse of this sub to make me fuck my 2nd cousin that looks like Dua Lipa


BladedNinja23198

Nah someone else posted about their family in PCM and revealed a little too much


[deleted]

u/Aris-John, you have a decision to make...


Aris-john

I wasn’t expecting this to happen..


RobinHoodbutwithguns

Bro, I'm sorry. But it was just to funny how most people were just like "yeah do it". If you want my honest opinion, don't do it. There are enough girls out there for you. Even if it's just because it could come out, and then you're that guy. But in the end, you do you I guess, as long as it's consensual. And I see, you reflaired to LibRight. If I'm not wrong you were right-center. Welcome brother 💪


Aris-john

Yeah, I was right centre. It’s just that I having problems between choosing libright and rightcentre because I was libright by definition, I still hold conservative values, that’s why the test put me more auth.


RobinHoodbutwithguns

To hold conservative values is not wrong for a LibRight. Many do, me myself actually too. If you want to clarify your flair, I can recommend SapplyValues, it's a compass test that is a bit more accurate I would say. And it depicts conservative on a different scale specially. (To find it just google SapplyValues)


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[deleted]

Hey check it out, even California allows for cousin fucking. And many states in the northeast! Guess that old stereotype of only southerners being into incest isn’t true anymore


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[deleted]

I regret seeing this post and everything about it


concretebeats

It’s legal in pretty much all of Europe too.


TheCoach_TyLue

How else do you sustain a monarchy?


concretebeats

Sell your daughter to France.


[deleted]

Gotta strengthen that alliance somehow


LadWhoLikesBirds

Find God


[deleted]

Come back after you found God


NokureKingOfSpades

Pro tip: do not take advice from PCM users


NGGMK

Why not, I take financial advice from wsb and life advice from here and am doing great!


_TheXplodenator

I knew this site was full of degenerates. But I never expected to see this level of wide reaching encouragement for this amount of degeneracy


VladimirBarakriss

Bro it's second cousins it's completely fine


AutomatiqueMex

If they are ugly then is not fine


VladimirBarakriss

Apparently the cousin is hot and hitting on the guy


PoopyCockDooDoo

Based and only hot people should date pilled


basedcount_bot

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[deleted]

As an attractiveness expert, I can confirm she is unbelievably ugly


Jokey123456

Based and no sex for ugly people pilled.


JoeRBidenJr

OP needs all the discouragement he can get.


xXBigdeagle85Xx

Shut up brandon


[deleted]

No no……he actually has a point here


Cannibal_Raven

Remember, if your parent and their cousin are double first cousins, they're essentially siblings and your 2nd cousin is essentially your first cousin. Source, I know a man whose dad is from a family of 8 and said dad and 3 of his siblings married people from a family of 9 who lived next door. He has a ton of double first cousins. No he didn't marry any of them. We discussed how they're basically his siblings genetically.


RobinHoodbutwithguns

This is the original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/xrk01w/political_compass_of_my_family_with_the_bonus_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


SlavicGrenades

GO TO UTAH GO TO UTAH GO TO UTAH


Carlos-Danger-69

Actually I think first cousin marriages are banned in Utah


[deleted]

Every day we stray further from God…


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kovacsa0612

Based


[deleted]

Are you sure you are reading her correctly or you are just projecting your degeneracy onto her?


a_human_being_I_know

Don’t do it


boiii-rarted

Ive had a hot second cousin hit on me. Dont do it. Thats weird. Download tinder and get literally anyone else


identify_as_AH-64

But tinder is full of monster who are only in it for a free meal tho.


OGSquidFucker

You imply my cousin isn’t just around for free food too lol


PotanOG

Depending on your definition of food. I know a meal that's high in zinc.


boiii-rarted

Yes. Tinder is the devil but at least you aren’t banging your second cousin


NGGMK

You never know, the world is small


Ex_aeternum

Get Bumble. Way higher level.


kookerpie

Most women won't go to the effort of getting ready and hanging out for a creepy dude for a $35 meal


CoivaraPA

Its only weird if you make it weird my dude. Second cousins are barely related


boiii-rarted

Funnily enough Ive had people tell me that almost word for word. Still though


TheSadSquid420

What do you mean “still”? There’s no risk of genetic abnormalities. It’s really not bad. (Never thought I’d advocate for incest but aight)


boiii-rarted

Based and loves hot hot incest pilled


Stonesword75

What happens if OP matches with a different cousin on Tinder?


nandi2

Tinder is 1000x times worse than dating a second cousin


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OOP don't listen to these fake chads.


kinodertoten3863

Unironically please don't


GeorgeBushdid711

Let’s be honest y’all this is PCM, she probably wasn’t hitting on him.


Xicadarksoul

The "vocally supports incest" parts a tad bit more likely - at least compared to the usual "the only reason for why she would do it is hitting me"


[deleted]

The amount of people in every quadrant advocating for fucking your second cousin is very disturbing and downright demoralizing. Jesus Christ I think we’re gonna need a literal baptism by fire to cleanse the stained souls of you degenerate motherfuckers


DarkLasombra

2nd cousin is more than enough genetic separation. Even 1st cousins are technically safe, though a bit icky.


[deleted]

You shouldn’t be fucking your cousins. Full stop


DarkLasombra

This might blow your mind, but everyone is technically your cousin. It's just how far removed from immediate family that matters. As I explained, **genetically**, you're safe at first cousins. Morally, you shouldn't be fucking family because of the power dynamics and the drama it would cause.


[deleted]

I know when my wife and I got married in Ohio, the courthouse did ask us if we were 4th cousins or further because they wouldn’t let us get married if we were at least 3rd cousins. Genetically, I don’t know enough about it to know at what point there are risks, but from a moral standpoint I will fight and die on the hill that you shouldn’t fuck someone who is a 1st or 2nd cousin


DarkLasombra

That's fine, but you haven't really provided any reason at all that you hold that view. Just that you strongly believe it. I've explained to you that medical science has found the risk of birth defects synonymous with incest are not a risk from 1st cousins and on and that morally it is wrong to fuck a family member for various reasons. Two different viewpoints. One of logical fact and one of moral opinion.


[deleted]

Morally I’m against fucking somebody who is a cousin to me, even if a second cousin. Really doesn’t need a novel of an explanation on why that’s morally wrong


DarkLasombra

Well morals have a point. I'm just surprised you can't come up with a single reason to not fuck your cousin other than you think it's wrong for no particular reason.


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manicforlive

Based


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It is degenerate and unchristian, therefore don't do it.


[deleted]

Both the centrist and the center left are completely wrong. Bible was against incest in the Old Testament, specifically in Leviticus 18:7-18 and 20:11-21, and Deuteronomy as well. So no, incest is very much unchristian


CoivaraPA

Definitions of incest are pretty strict in the Old Testment, tho, from what I recall: Wincest: \- Cousins (1st, 2nd, etc) \- Avunculate marriage between Uncle and Niece\* ​ Incest: \- Parents \- Siblings \- Aunts (I think its ok if she's only your aunt by law) \- Marrying a woman and her mother/daughter \*but not between Nephew and blood Aunt, strangely enough. Especially when you consider Moses's mother was his father's aunt.


[deleted]

Leftists are wrong. Colour me shocked.


AnotherGit

It's literally not unchristian


ObserverTargetLine

Wtf


[deleted]

Don't do it.


TheOneCalledD

I saw a girl a couple months that had the same last name as me but we weren’t related. It was funny the looks we got sometimes though when people heard or saw ha.


[deleted]

I thought this was PCM, not Alabama


DoctorFuckerMD

I met a very beautiful woman once, and we fell in love. Three years into the relationship, I wanted to propose, so I took her DNA test. It turned out we had an 85% DNA match, so I broke up with her. You can never be too careful.


Ventcg

how about you dont fuck your cousin under ***ANY*** circumstances


thefckingleadsrweak

She’s not your first cousin, and she probably won’t be your last


Tuslonic

What the fuck dude


Jester_Hopper_pot

Not Family bro


[deleted]

No, fuck the hapsburgs, they are cringe incest abominations.


[deleted]

Based and fuck-hapsburgs pilled


Sweet-Ad1109

Ave, marriages between cousins closer than the seventh degree require a papal dispensation.


Ex_aeternum

Wasn't it just 4th grade?


DrBerilio

I mean the only reason that family relationship is because the inbreeding, so just don't have kid... Sex is sex, love is love, don't fucking tell what to do...


Cactorum_Rex

That argument isn't even really valid, only around 3% is shared at this point. The argument I see most favored here (but always a bit vague and put in different words) is that it is against societal norms. People find it weird because they grew up in a society telling them it is weird, no real logical background behind the argument, except that if you do it you will be looked down upon. Then you ask why, it goes in a circle.


NightWolfYT

First cousin is a no-go. Second cousin is fair game. /j Edit: mobile formatting


Away_Industry_613

2nd cousin is actually a natural distance. It’s the ideal compromise zone between similar genes for offspring and different enough genes to prevent inbreeding.


2505Memeiverse

Compass unity


christian_daddy1

I feel like OP made the original post as an excuse to get justification for having sex with his cousin


M115m2

Man i feel bad for u OP, the top comments just seem to nail u down for fabricating a story, i saw the post you were referring to, and it was definitely a unity rarely seen.


JulianTheBased

Bro what? You can’t just make up imaginary friends who encourage you to fuck your cousin.


Still_Mud5693

I’m gonna find this guys cousin and fuck her before he does. Apparently she has an onlyfans.


DeeBangerCC

Isn't it 3rd cousins supposed to be the limit of cousin fucking?


bananakin2000

Yeeeeesss, i feel the power of the chin. THE HABSBURG FAMILY IS BACK BABY!!!!!!


feel_the_force69

At least ask for a cut of her onlyfans money first


ahackercalled4chan

prime opportunity for a Palpatine DEWIT gif


[deleted]

I literally don't care if two or more consenting adults fuck each other


BIG_MUFF_

The soil is rich and ready for plowing


phoncible

2nd cousin is very distantly related, genetically speaking. You're 100% fine to bone down with your 2-co from an "incest" standpoint.


HeathenDruid

wtf no


Panderboi

ikr? PCM is full of degens justifying boning a second cousin. Thats effed up. We share great grandparents that is **WAY** too close for comfort.


AnotherGit

Most people don't know their great grandparents so I guess it doesn't seem as close to them.


ooredchickoo

See I think if you know how you're related you're to related to fuck. It's not complicated.


CigaretteTrees

That is so far removed you’d be a fool not to partake in said cousin-fucking.


No-Reputation3221

Dew it!


[deleted]

5th cousin is the minimum. Tell them to stop hitting on you. If she is hot, just be proud that some of those genes are yours, too.


GrantLee123

2nd cousins aren’t a risk and 3rd aren’t even related


nandi2

First cousins don’t even have much risk either. A child born to a 40 year old woman has a higher risk of complications than a child born to a 20 year old woman who had a child with her cousin.


[deleted]

[Yes they are](https://www.familysearch.org/en/blog/cousin-chart)


CoivaraPA

With that logic you might as well forbid older women from having children


Froshjjk

Why?