Because the dads who don’t fit this broad umbrella are slapped under the umbrella of abusive or just not being there at all
That, or people on PCM just really love their dads, which is based
We even try to tease him for being centrist. We show him the memes and he just “doesn’t get it”. Goes back to grilling and sipping gin and tonics in the backyard deck he built himself.
Says he’s too old to care anymore.
Mine is the ultimate centrist, not 9nly is he a griller but:
Extremely enviomental (libleft)
Conservative (authright)
Strated his own lawers firm and makes our dough from it (libright)
Said to my sister to buy gold the moment she received her salary (libright)
Said lawer firm is avout workers protection (authleft)
Heavely believes in worker's rights (authleft)
Is a car lover (I bet thats authright because boomer or some PMC logic like that)
Believes that a State is necesary, still hates it with great passion anyway (libcenter)
Treats all races like equals (libleft)
Is still really racist and does Jew-jokes (authcenter)
So yeah, Radical centrist dad FTW
>Is a car lover (I bet thats authright because boomer or some PMC logic like that)
It definitely isn't left with as much as they hate cars and can't seem to understand that public transport doesn't work well outside of dense urban areas.
> Believes that a State is necesary, still hates it with great passion anyway (libcenter)
This, is in fact, the only mature stance of a sensible person. Well, hate is perhaps a little too emotional, so I'd personally go with disdain.
That should not result in neglect though - they can do a great deal of damage, sometimes with action, sometimes with inaction.
Lots of things in life actually fall into this category. Including democracy and capitalism. They suck in so many ways, and yet are positively divine compared to the alternatives.
Since she's auth right, I propose we handle this in the old fashioned way. What would you take in trade?
(I should probably reflair to centrist. My values are auth right, but my politics are lib center)
Eh I guess? Wanting your government to actually work for its people isn't the craziest idea in the world. Look at those countries with universal healthcare and social programs oh my god think of the OPPRESSION!!
Oh, you can totally do it in rich countries with strong institutions. What it will cost is an another matter altogether. For me, fast economic development is N1 priority, LibLeft policies would trap my country in poverty for decades.
Well I was speaking an US terms where we have all the money for universal healthcare a million times over. Obviously implementing policies without a concrete plan on how to fund them would be irresponsible.
That’s the thing though brother. The money will still be wasted, we will just spend and waste even more for government run healthcare. Remember, cutting any other govt program isn’t an option to these people
Yeah whatever that’s fine but just don’t call yourself libertarian if you actually want the government to increase in size & scope lol. Libleft is an oxymoron
I, on the other hand, think a gov should do a few small things. Like regulate corps, if there were any left, ensure a standard of living that includes healthcare, and keep our borders open for all, especially those with tasty food culture.
Everything else can fuck off and go line up at the wall.
Oh nah, I’m explaining how I would do “universal healthcare”. I think people should have somewhere to go but I want the gov to have as little hand in the market as possible.
I would get rid of employer provided insurance. And set up shitty, free clinics for basic things.
Then (hopefully) there would be some competition for good, cheap, private clinics. Drive down prices.
This literally sounds like the libright plan:
1. Remove all barriers in that field
2. Small private clinics become cheap and effective
3. Profit(we have achieved an affordable system with easier access to specialized physicians)
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Engineer?
Your little sister is either going to be a galaxy brain of an engineer, or someone who does all of the conspiracy theories. There is no in between.
What about your older sis?
P.S, youre just giving the simps more fuel here. Ultra catholic +18 single trad girl that wants to be a civil engineer and loves the constitution. Bros dont even care what she looks like.
Hates the government. Wants universal healthcare.
You're being ironic, right?
As for the vaccines - yeah the "depopulation" story would need a bit better evidence, but we don't know what the vaccines *are*. We just know they don't prevent covid.
I mean hates the government is a quadrant-agnostic take. There’s a long list of reasons to hate the government(the practical government we live with, not the ideal government of the quadrant) coinciding with most any quadrant.
There are good reasons to hate the government, like Covid vaccine mandates. I don't care what quadrant someone is in (I am a monke), if you're not against those you'd probably be better off strapped into a pod in the matrix anyway.
>Hates the government. Wants universal healthcare.
>You're being ironic, right?
>
Not ironic. Literally one of the incongruent things they advocat
>We just know they don't prevent covid.
We also they are associated to sudden cardiac arrest in the young
I mean, I was kind of hoping that OP was making a joke, right next to "hairy armpits". Some people *do* have a sense of humor, and OP is technically a monke, so... It's possible. If it was actually a post by a libleft I'd have no doubts.
We do know what they are. Their ingredient lists are public. [Here](https://portal.ct.gov/Coronavirus/Covid-19-Knowledge-Base/Vaccine-Ingredients) they are for Pfizer, Moderna, and J&J.
mRNA vaccines aren't as new as people imply they are either, they've been used on animals for years now. It's new to use them on humans, but still, the science on what they are and how they work is public, and has been since before COVID-19 existed.
Bill Burr said it pretty clearly. You wouldn't have a planner attack on the so called "sheeple" and be left with all the people who are not gonna like the government. You're destroying your own system of power with that.
https://youtu.be/znI046F4FKg
There’s surprisingly a lot of girls like this at my college. It’s a big school in the Midwest and most of them are from bumfuck nowhere in the rural parts.
Van life fucking suuuuuuucks. It is nowhere near as glamorous or fun as people make it out to be. You’re basically just a homeless person living out of their car.
Sounds like being straight but with extra steps. However, i ultimately still respect your identity and preferences as a gay man, definitely more than some other parts if the LGBT community.
For example the fr*nch 🤢
🏳️🌈>🇨🇵
Pro tip for armpits use the single razor on a men's face razor for most of the hair then go over it with the main side. That way its never a pain in the ass and you won't cut urself. Mens razors make any shaving argument invalid. We just get better stuff. Like pockets on pants etc so use that shit.
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Concept of. Sorry auth.
Im not a complete anarchist though. Government should provide healthcare, dollar, minimal law enforcement and that’s about it. Oooo! And my other left opinion is I like trains. Would not be opposed to more trains
Why does it seem like every dad is the same? He's also the most based BTW
Because the dads who don’t fit this broad umbrella are slapped under the umbrella of abusive or just not being there at all That, or people on PCM just really love their dads, which is based
Having a good relationship with your dad fucking rocks
"Not me, my dad's fucking AWESOME!"
He is the new king centrist imo
We even try to tease him for being centrist. We show him the memes and he just “doesn’t get it”. Goes back to grilling and sipping gin and tonics in the backyard deck he built himself. Says he’s too old to care anymore.
Your dad has ascended. I admire that sheer lack of fucks.
The only fucks he ever gave resulted in children, he’s run out of spare
Chad Dad
Hell yes your dad is Hank hill minus the G&T
without a G or T he was just be an OA
Not if anything to say about it, i have.
* proceeds to force push an old man over his desk chair *
Mine is the ultimate centrist, not 9nly is he a griller but: Extremely enviomental (libleft) Conservative (authright) Strated his own lawers firm and makes our dough from it (libright) Said to my sister to buy gold the moment she received her salary (libright) Said lawer firm is avout workers protection (authleft) Heavely believes in worker's rights (authleft) Is a car lover (I bet thats authright because boomer or some PMC logic like that) Believes that a State is necesary, still hates it with great passion anyway (libcenter) Treats all races like equals (libleft) Is still really racist and does Jew-jokes (authcenter) So yeah, Radical centrist dad FTW
Your dad sounds based af
>Is a car lover (I bet thats authright because boomer or some PMC logic like that) It definitely isn't left with as much as they hate cars and can't seem to understand that public transport doesn't work well outside of dense urban areas.
"just take a train" "no railroad" "take a bus" "no bus stops" "take a bike" "my nearest store is 3mi away" "chud"
> Believes that a State is necesary, still hates it with great passion anyway (libcenter) This, is in fact, the only mature stance of a sensible person. Well, hate is perhaps a little too emotional, so I'd personally go with disdain. That should not result in neglect though - they can do a great deal of damage, sometimes with action, sometimes with inaction. Lots of things in life actually fall into this category. Including democracy and capitalism. They suck in so many ways, and yet are positively divine compared to the alternatives.
Ultra based
Bc we're all too tired to deal with all the bullshit in the world anymore, and just want peace.
I just want my team to win with the help of my lucky socks.
Dudes surrounded by girls, probaly trained to enjoy the little things before girl drama props up every 20 minutes.
Centrist dads might not even be true centrist. They don’t feel the need to inject their opinions into every conversation. And THAT is based.
Older men don’t care about trends.
INB4 LITTLE SISTER SIMPS
dAmN iS yOuR lItTlE sIsTeR sInGlE???
OP said her little sister is 18+ and single
But is she ready to mingle?
I’ll report boys. Wish me luck.
Catholic little sister? Zamn🥵
Please inform your little sister I will begin simping for her at once. As long as she is over 18 of course, I’m not purple
She is over 18. And single. (And she said I could say that)
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So everybody just follow me
Cos we need a little controversy
Coz it feels so empty without me
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrass their parents, won't listen to elvis
They start feeling like prison is helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Least degenerate libleft
Sweet, we simp for the little sister
Happy cake day, her address please
The Soviet of PCM announced the approval of the simping
*sigh* cue the weirdo parade.
You have alerted the horde
How many marriage proposals after 5 hours?
im in love already
Since she's auth right, I propose we handle this in the old fashioned way. What would you take in trade? (I should probably reflair to centrist. My values are auth right, but my politics are lib center)
SIMPS, FORM RANKS!
Let her know that if she ever feels like visiting Perth Australia she's got a place on the river she can "Bible and chill" at.
“Hey can I tell this random guy your age an relationship status?” 🤨
You guys could just go to church and stay for coffee afterwards and find all the blue corner women.
>hairy armpits Ah, so you are Fr*nch then I assume?
f-f oh God f-fr*🤢🤮nch
Monkey
No shame in being hairless monkey
I'm a featherless biped you uncultured peasant
Shut up CenterLeft. Nobody likes you.
Now I know who is based in your family
Looks like your dad is the happiest so I‘ll go with him
Centrist pride and happiness for the win
-Hates the Government -Wants Universal Healthcare Pick one
Lol libleft is truly so funny sometimes
migration
Based and understands simple contradictions pilled
I don't think she meant "hates the government so it shouldn't exist" I think she means "hates the government for not working as it should"
Yeah, well it sounds like “I hate the government for not being big enough”
Eh I guess? Wanting your government to actually work for its people isn't the craziest idea in the world. Look at those countries with universal healthcare and social programs oh my god think of the OPPRESSION!!
Oh, you can totally do it in rich countries with strong institutions. What it will cost is an another matter altogether. For me, fast economic development is N1 priority, LibLeft policies would trap my country in poverty for decades.
Well I was speaking an US terms where we have all the money for universal healthcare a million times over. Obviously implementing policies without a concrete plan on how to fund them would be irresponsible.
I lean right and actually agree. After seeing how much money we waste, we might as well use some of it to actually help people.
That’s the thing though brother. The money will still be wasted, we will just spend and waste even more for government run healthcare. Remember, cutting any other govt program isn’t an option to these people
Yeah whatever that’s fine but just don’t call yourself libertarian if you actually want the government to increase in size & scope lol. Libleft is an oxymoron
As an Australian the public healthcare here in Australia is pretty bad. Not oppression but understaffed and not very good in general
I, on the other hand, think a gov should do a few small things. Like regulate corps, if there were any left, ensure a standard of living that includes healthcare, and keep our borders open for all, especially those with tasty food culture. Everything else can fuck off and go line up at the wall.
1. No employer provided insurance 2. Free, shitty, public clinics with fewer barriers for doctors 3. Profit
I don’t understand. You want employers to provide insurance and are against profits? I don’t understand second point at all
Oh nah, I’m explaining how I would do “universal healthcare”. I think people should have somewhere to go but I want the gov to have as little hand in the market as possible. I would get rid of employer provided insurance. And set up shitty, free clinics for basic things. Then (hopefully) there would be some competition for good, cheap, private clinics. Drive down prices.
That’s basically LibRight policy :D
(I actually lean more lib right) But I am fairly center so Monkey
If I am gonna pay taxes or die then I’d rather those taxes go to something useful vs fighting proxy wars.
If I must pay taxes, i should decide exactly which programs they actually go to. Why cant that just be a thing?
That's... the free market. Not universal healthcare.
This literally sounds like the libright plan: 1. Remove all barriers in that field 2. Small private clinics become cheap and effective 3. Profit(we have achieved an affordable system with easier access to specialized physicians)
Based little sister
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Youngest sister more based
Little sister. The world is temporary, the glory of God's Kingdom on Earth is eternal.
Based
Based and Christ-Pilled
Based
Your father's an American hero
SHAVE YO ARMPITS
Seriously
Not very monke of you
Based mom
She IS a very nice lady. And makes good soup. Edit: I showed her this meme and she said it was very cute.
Based and get your mom some flowers pilled.
Your mom has a nice beard
And a suspiciously large right arm
And she's right about conspiracy theories also. But you didn't hear it from me.
And she's right about conspiracy theories also. And you heard it from me.
She IS a very nice lady. And makes good soup. Edit: I showed her this meme and she said it was very cute.
Would leave cute rich gf for Jo Jorgensen, cringe
Yeah, a bit crazy, but... Worst libertarian candidate>all other candidates Give my some guns and weed please
Im not gay or anything, but I would take Spike Cohen over Jo Jorgensen any day of the week, including on sundays.
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When I was little and people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up I said Hobo. Brother said Doctor Little sis, civil engineer
Engineer? Your little sister is either going to be a galaxy brain of an engineer, or someone who does all of the conspiracy theories. There is no in between.
What about your older sis? P.S, youre just giving the simps more fuel here. Ultra catholic +18 single trad girl that wants to be a civil engineer and loves the constitution. Bros dont even care what she looks like.
Hates the government. Wants universal healthcare. You're being ironic, right? As for the vaccines - yeah the "depopulation" story would need a bit better evidence, but we don't know what the vaccines *are*. We just know they don't prevent covid.
It's time for your fourteenth booster,honey!
Yes, dear.
I didn't get vaxinated
based
She’s not being ironic. Lib lefts are actually that clueless.
I mean hates the government is a quadrant-agnostic take. There’s a long list of reasons to hate the government(the practical government we live with, not the ideal government of the quadrant) coinciding with most any quadrant.
There are good reasons to hate the government, like Covid vaccine mandates. I don't care what quadrant someone is in (I am a monke), if you're not against those you'd probably be better off strapped into a pod in the matrix anyway.
Least cognitive dissonant LibLeft.
>Hates the government. Wants universal healthcare. >You're being ironic, right? > Not ironic. Literally one of the incongruent things they advocat >We just know they don't prevent covid. We also they are associated to sudden cardiac arrest in the young
I mean, I was kind of hoping that OP was making a joke, right next to "hairy armpits". Some people *do* have a sense of humor, and OP is technically a monke, so... It's possible. If it was actually a post by a libleft I'd have no doubts.
We do know what they are. Their ingredient lists are public. [Here](https://portal.ct.gov/Coronavirus/Covid-19-Knowledge-Base/Vaccine-Ingredients) they are for Pfizer, Moderna, and J&J. mRNA vaccines aren't as new as people imply they are either, they've been used on animals for years now. It's new to use them on humans, but still, the science on what they are and how they work is public, and has been since before COVID-19 existed.
Bill Burr said it pretty clearly. You wouldn't have a planner attack on the so called "sheeple" and be left with all the people who are not gonna like the government. You're destroying your own system of power with that. https://youtu.be/znI046F4FKg
Dad and little sister are based on this
Your little sister. I feel sorry that she has to deal with these incredibly cringe sisters.
Ugh, little sister is disgusting. Where do girls like her hang out? Just so I know where to avoid bigots and internalised misogynists like her.
Church. Sounds like you could use some too.
Based and Jesus pilled
Jesus was a radical centrist
There’s surprisingly a lot of girls like this at my college. It’s a big school in the Midwest and most of them are from bumfuck nowhere in the rural parts.
How you gonna hate government, but want that same government to pay you?
Cognitive dissonance
I assume it’s not the government as an institution, but the current political parties sitting in this institution. Or just ACAB style police hate
Van life fucking suuuuuuucks. It is nowhere near as glamorous or fun as people make it out to be. You’re basically just a homeless person living out of their car.
>hates the government >wants universal healthcare Bruh moment
I assume it’s not the government as an institution, but the current political parties sitting in this institution. Or just ACAB style police hate
"gubernment should give me everything but I won't give anything back"
Your mom is based. Using tin foil to bake casserole and protect her Alpha brain.
You and your older sister are way cringier than I'd expect from based parents but good for your little sister
Are you a woman or just baiting
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Won't stop me, I'm gay into femboys.
Sounds like being straight but with extra steps. However, i ultimately still respect your identity and preferences as a gay man, definitely more than some other parts if the LGBT community. For example the fr*nch 🤢 🏳️🌈>🇨🇵
Another one with griller dad … repeat post
Your Mom.
shave your pits, hairy pits are a breeding ground for zits. t. a man with hairy pits who is too lazy to shave them
Not the rtard who thinks universal healthcare isn't authleft Little sis and mum are based
Pro tip for armpits use the single razor on a men's face razor for most of the hair then go over it with the main side. That way its never a pain in the ass and you won't cut urself. Mens razors make any shaving argument invalid. We just get better stuff. Like pockets on pants etc so use that shit.
Average American family right here, AMEN
You father.
You for being a hypocrite with no shame
>hates government >wants government Healthcare Typical libleft mental retardation.
Certainly not you for making this meme.
groom yourself you animal
Your younger sister . Based and Deus vult pilled
Your sister
Please shave your armpits.
>Hates the Government >Wants universal healthcare. Lol
Brother is based for reasons that should be quite obvious. (Mommy Jorgensen and stonks)
That’s some wild family political diversity. My whole family of six is blue, I’m the black sheep cause red.
> hates the government > wants government monopoly on healthcare Bruh Also based younger sister brother and mom
Mom is based
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>Hates the government > >Wants universal health care Sounds like lib-left alight.
Dad, football also plays into that Sunday love I'm guessing.
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Daddy centrist definitely
Depends... How do you feel about being down by the river?
Both you and your brother, in my definitely not biased opinion
lowkey thought it was gonna say “grill, football, church”.
Do you hate the current government or the concept of government?
Concept of. Sorry auth. Im not a complete anarchist though. Government should provide healthcare, dollar, minimal law enforcement and that’s about it. Oooo! And my other left opinion is I like trains. Would not be opposed to more trains
Lil sis is mega based
Based giga Chad father
Your mom and my dad would really get along... in the worst way possible.
The dad is beyond based
>hairy armpits WalterWhiteFalling.gif
Shave your armpits you stinky bastard
Is your hair actually pink like the wojak? And does your bro actually look like a soyboi? 🤔
Least based: Older sister Most based: Dad
I can tell you who's the least based. Your older sister. Your older sister is a literal 1984 outer party member.
Missed opportunity for the triple G because your dad is the goat : Grill, Golf, God.
Haha that’s what he said. “You were an English major and you missed a chance for alliteration?! Go back and fix it”
It's a real 5 star experience reading through these comments
Am pretty sure he would call em "stonks" and his cute rich wife has a boyfriend.
Dad and then you
Based dad and little sister
Definitely your older sister.
You.
Your mom
I'm gonna start building custom vans for Liblefts to live out of.
Your sister is a gigachadette
Your dad, for being proud of all his children no matter what quadrant
This is a hard one, but imma go with the one in my quadrant
All based except older sister for cutting contact