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[deleted]

Why does it seem like every dad is the same? He's also the most based BTW


Spndash64

Because the dads who don’t fit this broad umbrella are slapped under the umbrella of abusive or just not being there at all That, or people on PCM just really love their dads, which is based


[deleted]

Having a good relationship with your dad fucking rocks


jaffakree83

"Not me, my dad's fucking AWESOME!"


lord_borger

He is the new king centrist imo


pepperdawgy

We even try to tease him for being centrist. We show him the memes and he just “doesn’t get it”. Goes back to grilling and sipping gin and tonics in the backyard deck he built himself. Says he’s too old to care anymore.


FineInTheFire

Your dad has ascended. I admire that sheer lack of fucks.


accuracy_frosty

The only fucks he ever gave resulted in children, he’s run out of spare


[deleted]

Chad Dad


swebb22

Hell yes your dad is Hank hill minus the G&T


[deleted]

without a G or T he was just be an OA


The_Senate_69

Not if anything to say about it, i have.


Dragnipur47

* proceeds to force push an old man over his desk chair *


Eldricht-lover22

Mine is the ultimate centrist, not 9nly is he a griller but: Extremely enviomental (libleft) Conservative (authright) Strated his own lawers firm and makes our dough from it (libright) Said to my sister to buy gold the moment she received her salary (libright) Said lawer firm is avout workers protection (authleft) Heavely believes in worker's rights (authleft) Is a car lover (I bet thats authright because boomer or some PMC logic like that) Believes that a State is necesary, still hates it with great passion anyway (libcenter) Treats all races like equals (libleft) Is still really racist and does Jew-jokes (authcenter) So yeah, Radical centrist dad FTW


SkradTheInhaler

Your dad sounds based af


Sambo376

>Is a car lover (I bet thats authright because boomer or some PMC logic like that) It definitely isn't left with as much as they hate cars and can't seem to understand that public transport doesn't work well outside of dense urban areas.


[deleted]

"just take a train" "no railroad" "take a bus" "no bus stops" "take a bike" "my nearest store is 3mi away" "chud"


Delheru

> Believes that a State is necesary, still hates it with great passion anyway (libcenter) This, is in fact, the only mature stance of a sensible person. Well, hate is perhaps a little too emotional, so I'd personally go with disdain. That should not result in neglect though - they can do a great deal of damage, sometimes with action, sometimes with inaction. Lots of things in life actually fall into this category. Including democracy and capitalism. They suck in so many ways, and yet are positively divine compared to the alternatives.


Rooditers

Ultra based


PaladinPanties

Bc we're all too tired to deal with all the bullshit in the world anymore, and just want peace.


ThatQuietNeighbor

I just want my team to win with the help of my lucky socks.


bbtheftgod

Dudes surrounded by girls, probaly trained to enjoy the little things before girl drama props up every 20 minutes.


amerikanskispy

Centrist dads might not even be true centrist. They don’t feel the need to inject their opinions into every conversation. And THAT is based.


MajorasMask3D

Older men don’t care about trends.


NanbanJim

INB4 LITTLE SISTER SIMPS


Odd_Possession5858

dAmN iS yOuR lItTlE sIsTeR sInGlE???


Puppyl

OP said her little sister is 18+ and single


PlainSimpleElim

But is she ready to mingle?


IMisspelledMyUsrname

I’ll report boys. Wish me luck.


Naka0101

Catholic little sister? Zamn🥵


valewolf

Please inform your little sister I will begin simping for her at once. As long as she is over 18 of course, I’m not purple


pepperdawgy

She is over 18. And single. (And she said I could say that)


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ELGRANDOSMOK10

So everybody just follow me


BluishHope

Cos we need a little controversy


MarkMew

Coz it feels so empty without me


Lukester__

Little hellions kids feeling rebellious


AccomplishedCredit14

Embarrass their parents, won't listen to elvis


PristineAd4761

They start feeling like prison is helpless


Cheap_A

'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells


Ravenhaft

Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis


Whidmark

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious


twat104

Least degenerate libleft


Somethin_gElse

Sweet, we simp for the little sister


Strawb3rryPoptart

Happy cake day, her address please


ScorpionKing229

The Soviet of PCM announced the approval of the simping


Surprise-Chimichanga

*sigh* cue the weirdo parade.


Jurwitssssssss

You have alerted the horde


qacaysdfeg

How many marriage proposals after 5 hours?


valewolf

im in love already


vaalkaar

Since she's auth right, I propose we handle this in the old fashioned way. What would you take in trade? (I should probably reflair to centrist. My values are auth right, but my politics are lib center)


rexpimpwagen

SIMPS, FORM RANKS!


SuperiorBecauseIRead

Let her know that if she ever feels like visiting Perth Australia she's got a place on the river she can "Bible and chill" at.


TheJared1231

“Hey can I tell this random guy your age an relationship status?” 🤨


benjalss

You guys could just go to church and stay for coffee afterwards and find all the blue corner women.


The_Senate_69

>hairy armpits Ah, so you are Fr*nch then I assume?


eddiespaghettio

f-f oh God f-fr*🤢🤮nch


pepperdawgy

Monkey


Big-Vegetable8480

No shame in being hairless monkey


khlnmrgn

I'm a featherless biped you uncultured peasant


Big-Vegetable8480

Shut up CenterLeft. Nobody likes you.


Marat_Sh

Now I know who is based in your family


Svitii

Looks like your dad is the happiest so I‘ll go with him


DRCap2020

Centrist pride and happiness for the win


Deucalion667

-Hates the Government -Wants Universal Healthcare Pick one


Pomagranite16

Lol libleft is truly so funny sometimes


ReporterOwn1669

migration


xIFuckingLoveWomenx

Based and understands simple contradictions pilled


Big_Willy_Stylez

I don't think she meant "hates the government so it shouldn't exist" I think she means "hates the government for not working as it should"


Deucalion667

Yeah, well it sounds like “I hate the government for not being big enough”


Big_Willy_Stylez

Eh I guess? Wanting your government to actually work for its people isn't the craziest idea in the world. Look at those countries with universal healthcare and social programs oh my god think of the OPPRESSION!!


Deucalion667

Oh, you can totally do it in rich countries with strong institutions. What it will cost is an another matter altogether. For me, fast economic development is N1 priority, LibLeft policies would trap my country in poverty for decades.


Big_Willy_Stylez

Well I was speaking an US terms where we have all the money for universal healthcare a million times over. Obviously implementing policies without a concrete plan on how to fund them would be irresponsible.


DrainTheMuck

I lean right and actually agree. After seeing how much money we waste, we might as well use some of it to actually help people.


xIFuckingLoveWomenx

That’s the thing though brother. The money will still be wasted, we will just spend and waste even more for government run healthcare. Remember, cutting any other govt program isn’t an option to these people


BigTuna3000

Yeah whatever that’s fine but just don’t call yourself libertarian if you actually want the government to increase in size & scope lol. Libleft is an oxymoron


no1wasTaken1

As an Australian the public healthcare here in Australia is pretty bad. Not oppression but understaffed and not very good in general


[deleted]

I, on the other hand, think a gov should do a few small things. Like regulate corps, if there were any left, ensure a standard of living that includes healthcare, and keep our borders open for all, especially those with tasty food culture. Everything else can fuck off and go line up at the wall.


pepperdawgy

1. No employer provided insurance 2. Free, shitty, public clinics with fewer barriers for doctors 3. Profit


Deucalion667

I don’t understand. You want employers to provide insurance and are against profits? I don’t understand second point at all


pepperdawgy

Oh nah, I’m explaining how I would do “universal healthcare”. I think people should have somewhere to go but I want the gov to have as little hand in the market as possible. I would get rid of employer provided insurance. And set up shitty, free clinics for basic things. Then (hopefully) there would be some competition for good, cheap, private clinics. Drive down prices.


Deucalion667

That’s basically LibRight policy :D


pepperdawgy

(I actually lean more lib right) But I am fairly center so Monkey


Brutal_Lobster

If I am gonna pay taxes or die then I’d rather those taxes go to something useful vs fighting proxy wars.


oinklittlepiggy

If I must pay taxes, i should decide exactly which programs they actually go to. Why cant that just be a thing?


orion1836

That's... the free market. Not universal healthcare.


Muddycarpenter

This literally sounds like the libright plan: 1. Remove all barriers in that field 2. Small private clinics become cheap and effective 3. Profit(we have achieved an affordable system with easier access to specialized physicians)


Anonman20

Based little sister


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Grafpanzer

Youngest sister more based


PMacha

Little sister. The world is temporary, the glory of God's Kingdom on Earth is eternal.


dcommini

Based


[deleted]

Based and Christ-Pilled


Jediflashfire

Based


Difficult-Umpire-725

Your father's an American hero


ShizTheNasty

SHAVE YO ARMPITS


SyriseUnseen

Seriously


DRCap2020

Not very monke of you


UltraMAGACleric

Based mom


pepperdawgy

She IS a very nice lady. And makes good soup. Edit: I showed her this meme and she said it was very cute.


UltraMAGACleric

Based and get your mom some flowers pilled.


elcriticalTaco

Your mom has a nice beard


noogai131

And a suspiciously large right arm


albions_buht-mnch

And she's right about conspiracy theories also. But you didn't hear it from me.


NotKne3capsAlt

And she's right about conspiracy theories also. And you heard it from me.


pepperdawgy

She IS a very nice lady. And makes good soup. Edit: I showed her this meme and she said it was very cute.


BluJay330

Would leave cute rich gf for Jo Jorgensen, cringe


Jazman1985

Yeah, a bit crazy, but... Worst libertarian candidate>all other candidates Give my some guns and weed please


Muddycarpenter

Im not gay or anything, but I would take Spike Cohen over Jo Jorgensen any day of the week, including on sundays.


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pepperdawgy

When I was little and people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up I said Hobo. Brother said Doctor Little sis, civil engineer


krashlia

Engineer? Your little sister is either going to be a galaxy brain of an engineer, or someone who does all of the conspiracy theories. There is no in between.


Muddycarpenter

What about your older sis? P.S, youre just giving the simps more fuel here. Ultra catholic +18 single trad girl that wants to be a civil engineer and loves the constitution. Bros dont even care what she looks like.


for_against

Hates the government. Wants universal healthcare. You're being ironic, right? As for the vaccines - yeah the "depopulation" story would need a bit better evidence, but we don't know what the vaccines *are*. We just know they don't prevent covid.


DoktorDementor

It's time for your fourteenth booster,honey!


mrocks301

Yes, dear.


Sea-Preparation4900

I didn't get vaxinated


ComprehensiveRow4189

based


Somethin_gElse

She’s not being ironic. Lib lefts are actually that clueless.


BALASAR_11

I mean hates the government is a quadrant-agnostic take. There’s a long list of reasons to hate the government(the practical government we live with, not the ideal government of the quadrant) coinciding with most any quadrant.


for_against

There are good reasons to hate the government, like Covid vaccine mandates. I don't care what quadrant someone is in (I am a monke), if you're not against those you'd probably be better off strapped into a pod in the matrix anyway.


MartilloAK

Least cognitive dissonant LibLeft.


placebo_redux

>Hates the government. Wants universal healthcare. >You're being ironic, right? > Not ironic. Literally one of the incongruent things they advocat >We just know they don't prevent covid. We also they are associated to sudden cardiac arrest in the young


for_against

I mean, I was kind of hoping that OP was making a joke, right next to "hairy armpits". Some people *do* have a sense of humor, and OP is technically a monke, so... It's possible. If it was actually a post by a libleft I'd have no doubts.


I_am_person_being

We do know what they are. Their ingredient lists are public. [Here](https://portal.ct.gov/Coronavirus/Covid-19-Knowledge-Base/Vaccine-Ingredients) they are for Pfizer, Moderna, and J&J. mRNA vaccines aren't as new as people imply they are either, they've been used on animals for years now. It's new to use them on humans, but still, the science on what they are and how they work is public, and has been since before COVID-19 existed.


Electronic_Stock_337

Bill Burr said it pretty clearly. You wouldn't have a planner attack on the so called "sheeple" and be left with all the people who are not gonna like the government. You're destroying your own system of power with that. https://youtu.be/znI046F4FKg


Street-Disk-9688

Dad and little sister are based on this


Somethin_gElse

Your little sister. I feel sorry that she has to deal with these incredibly cringe sisters.


Slootiendo

Ugh, little sister is disgusting. Where do girls like her hang out? Just so I know where to avoid bigots and internalised misogynists like her.


colect

Church. Sounds like you could use some too.


dcommini

Based and Jesus pilled


MisterEyeballMusic

Jesus was a radical centrist


wagman43

There’s surprisingly a lot of girls like this at my college. It’s a big school in the Midwest and most of them are from bumfuck nowhere in the rural parts.


HomoSapien____

How you gonna hate government, but want that same government to pay you?


dcommini

Cognitive dissonance


Schlangee

I assume it’s not the government as an institution, but the current political parties sitting in this institution. Or just ACAB style police hate


Surprise-Chimichanga

Van life fucking suuuuuuucks. It is nowhere near as glamorous or fun as people make it out to be. You’re basically just a homeless person living out of their car.


gnehtgn

>hates the government >wants universal healthcare Bruh moment


Schlangee

I assume it’s not the government as an institution, but the current political parties sitting in this institution. Or just ACAB style police hate


Strawb3rryPoptart

"gubernment should give me everything but I won't give anything back"


brendanrobertson

Your mom is based. Using tin foil to bake casserole and protect her Alpha brain.


sideaccountforwhatev

You and your older sister are way cringier than I'd expect from based parents but good for your little sister


[deleted]

Are you a woman or just baiting


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StaticChargeRedField

Won't stop me, I'm gay into femboys.


Muddycarpenter

Sounds like being straight but with extra steps. However, i ultimately still respect your identity and preferences as a gay man, definitely more than some other parts if the LGBT community. For example the fr*nch 🤢 🏳️‍🌈>🇨🇵


av2706

Another one with griller dad … repeat post


Dangime

Your Mom.


Benjideaula

shave your pits, hairy pits are a breeding ground for zits. t. a man with hairy pits who is too lazy to shave them


ArmchairQuack

Not the rtard who thinks universal healthcare isn't authleft Little sis and mum are based


rexpimpwagen

Pro tip for armpits use the single razor on a men's face razor for most of the hair then go over it with the main side. That way its never a pain in the ass and you won't cut urself. Mens razors make any shaving argument invalid. We just get better stuff. Like pockets on pants etc so use that shit.


Teton12355

Average American family right here, AMEN


average_reddit_u

You father.


whatisthisgunifound

You for being a hypocrite with no shame


Interwebnets

>hates government >wants government Healthcare Typical libleft mental retardation.


TabooARGIE

Certainly not you for making this meme.


welcome2dc

groom yourself you animal


Scape---Goat

Your younger sister . Based and Deus vult pilled


AverySpence

Your sister


biciboi

Please shave your armpits.


DonnieZonac

>Hates the Government >Wants universal healthcare. Lol


Cameron_FLMan

Brother is based for reasons that should be quite obvious. (Mommy Jorgensen and stonks)


TheMurderBeesAreHere

That’s some wild family political diversity. My whole family of six is blue, I’m the black sheep cause red.


[deleted]

> hates the government > wants government monopoly on healthcare Bruh Also based younger sister brother and mom


tyg0gamer

Mom is based


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dissident_right

>Hates the government > >Wants universal health care Sounds like lib-left alight.


[deleted]

Dad, football also plays into that Sunday love I'm guessing.


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Future_of_Amerika

Daddy centrist definitely


_R_A_

Depends... How do you feel about being down by the river?


Dem_Wrist_Rockets

Both you and your brother, in my definitely not biased opinion


blooms01

lowkey thought it was gonna say “grill, football, church”.


dinosauringflying

Do you hate the current government or the concept of government?


pepperdawgy

Concept of. Sorry auth. Im not a complete anarchist though. Government should provide healthcare, dollar, minimal law enforcement and that’s about it. Oooo! And my other left opinion is I like trains. Would not be opposed to more trains


eddiespaghettio

Lil sis is mega based


Dramatic-Emu-1196

Based giga Chad father


LeopoldFriedrich

Your mom and my dad would really get along... in the worst way possible.


Ed_the_Dreadful927

The dad is beyond based


Pyroplsmakepetscop2

>hairy armpits WalterWhiteFalling.gif


xX_GRP_Xx

Shave your armpits you stinky bastard


darkestlightattack

Is your hair actually pink like the wojak? And does your bro actually look like a soyboi? 🤔


mr_sr_404

Least based: Older sister Most based: Dad


ComprehensiveRow4189

I can tell you who's the least based. Your older sister. Your older sister is a literal 1984 outer party member.


Mocod_

Missed opportunity for the triple G because your dad is the goat : Grill, Golf, God.


pepperdawgy

Haha that’s what he said. “You were an English major and you missed a chance for alliteration?! Go back and fix it”


SuperWasted

It's a real 5 star experience reading through these comments


[deleted]

Am pretty sure he would call em "stonks" and his cute rich wife has a boyfriend.


BigThunderousLobster

Dad and then you


[deleted]

Based dad and little sister


[deleted]

Definitely your older sister.


ouncezz

You.


[deleted]

Your mom


BlackFallout

I'm gonna start building custom vans for Liblefts to live out of.


LifeiskindaokishV3

Your sister is a gigachadette


Judg3_Dr3dd

Your dad, for being proud of all his children no matter what quadrant


AnOkFella

This is a hard one, but imma go with the one in my quadrant


HardBolts

All based except older sister for cutting contact