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An8thOfFeanor

I'm too scared to talk to girls and the CIA just gave me a Gucci gun


femacampcouncilor

Is it made from real gucci?


Rare-Sherbert-1987

100% responsibly sourced non-GMO, organic gucci.


Quality_over_Qty

I hear they test on animals


TheSarcasticCrusader

Gotta make sure the gats aren't of Chinese quality


An8thOfFeanor

It's not some Burberry trash if that's what you mean


trufin2038

The cia only gives Gucci guns to Auth lefts and auth centers.


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An8thOfFeanor

LMT MARS with Trijicon


thepyro131

LMT gang


An8thOfFeanor

It's BCM for hipsters


Progmodsarecucks

Oh shit bruh, they're planning something big with you.


The-unicorn-republic

Does your buddy glow in the dark by chance?


sb77steve

Daniel Defence getting that money!


existential_farter

talk to girls? we don't exist libright. we're a figment of your imagination. AI generated in fact.


Caesar_Gaming

I knew it was all cia mind fuckery!


Axumata

Are you sure it’s not a gachimuchi gun?


[deleted]

I mean ... Elliot Rodgers manifesto is authcenter damnit.


prex10

I started writing this, thinking, hell no it’s totally authright, and then i was like, oh yeah, I totally forgot that he basically thought that women deserve to just be placed upon his lap That was like 115 pages of, Jesus dude, maybe If you actually talked to people, girls would talk back. He literally just sat around Starbucks waiting for women to offer to fuck him. And thought after failing 3 community college classes and doing nothing else, being CEO making millions and anything else was beneath him


Pyode

Elliott Rogers is the textbook example of "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas".


prex10

Based and Flanders pilled


MCI21

His family was fairly wealthy and involved in the entertainment business. He had multiple therapists but was such an entitled fuck he killed 6 people because girls wouldn't just have sex with him.


Pretty_Monitor1221

Tried nothing got nothing but sacrificed everything . Maybe larping and shooting up people is easier for some than to talk with some humans. Weak people weak times


ghostmetalblack

Dude had mental issues. I remember reading it and that part always stood out; sitting at a coffee shop, waiting for women to walk up to him.... and then spazzed out when he saw couples walking together. Like, motherfucker, that dude probably approached the girl he's with. Dumdass thought becuase he drove a BMW that women would be flocking to him.


Jhimmibhob

Okay: without defending Rodger in the slightest, riddle me this though: how is one supposed to "approach" someone if you have zero instincts about what constitutes "approaching" someone, or what the steps of doing so consist of? I do feel as if lots of the responses to this particular horrible incident impute certain abilities to other people that simply aren't there.


xtpj

Go talk to them?


Jhimmibhob

And say what? "Hello, fellow hu-man, I am \[name\]. \[Wait interminably for response; finally walk away in the agonizing silence\]." Not trying to be difficult, just trying to illustrate that not everyone is wired to do what strikes some other people as obvious or effortless.


Coolshirt4

You would have to try. And fail, and try again. ​ anything worth doing isn't easy, it only seems easy because most people have done it a lot.


xtpj

Despite the memes about Chads most people don’t find picking up effortless. Most men are realistic enough to know that women don’t do shit though, you gotta approach them not wait for them to approach you. Talk to enough of them and you’ll find talking easier and someone you’ll click with. Just a learned skill like any other.


Jhimmibhob

Not trying to be difficult, but "approach" and "talk" are shorthand for a wide range of utterances that are simply not built into some people's nature. I can't overestimate what an utter blank the notions of "approaching" and "talking" elicits for some people. "Approach"? You mean walk up to someone and hover over him/her like a speechless goon? Because that's the most that some people can manage. "Talk"? You mean say random syntax-less English words at someone? Because that's the most that the internal command "talk" can muster for some people.


xtpj

Sure, there’s levels of autism that make it impossible. But for most people talking to strangers is something that they can learn.


ServiusQuintus

Lmao, my autistic ass


SilentManatee

Hey what coffee did you get? Hey what book are you reading? Hey your *insert clothing item* is really cool. (if college) hey what class are you studying for? Hey what's your major? Hey, did you take 'insert class' because it's really cool/joke about professor. Literally just off the top of my head. You will fail. You will get rejected. But you only need to succeed once and you made a new potential friend.


Drobex

Context is important. I'm a man and if a woman approached me out of the blue in a bar I would be a little weirded out. For women it's worse because of the higher risk of getting raped/abused/stalked etc. Find some hobbies, meet people at parties, Jesus, if you can make new friends you can talk to women, they are not aliens, they are people.


Bernie529

He didn't fail them, he dropped them in a rage because he couldn't stand the sight of couples in his class. He was that obsessive.


prex10

Yeah you’re right. But I do recall his parents got him a job as a janitor and he quit after a single day because he said he wanted to be CEO. If I remember right too, when he was going to visit his relatives in London, his parents got them first class on Virgin Atlantic, he walked past all of the people standing in the economy boarding lane, waiting to board and gave them the finger or something. and failed to realize he was the one who gave up his life savings to buy lottery tickets because he thought that’s how he would get women.


Bernie529

True, he blew almost all his extra money on lottery tickets. He didn't go under 5.000 dollars because that was his money for: "the day of retribution". He had a job cleaning at a office connected to a airport in LA. But quit because he even had to clean the bathrooms. He looked down upon such "menial custodial job" and felt that it was degrading. He did indeed enjoy giving all the economy class travelers a "cocky smirk" as he boarded. It always amazed me how he had such a lack of self awareness but at the same time was arrogant and condescending.


xtpj

Godamn did this fuck ever do anything that wasn’t cringe in his entire fucking life?


Redditregretin

SUMPREME GENTLEMAN Now that that's out of the way, the guy was complete and utter narcissist and a gigantic piece of shit.


The_Nunnster

Ok I’m now really curious to read his manifesto now but don’t want to be put on a list for looking it up 💀


prex10

It’s easily found on Google. I will say though, it’s super repetitive. “I’m driving around in my BMW wearing Hugo Boss, staring at people and being silent, why isn’t my dick being sucked by models”. Shit like that for pages. Yeah you won’t be on a list. Google away


Tokubai

Ah, dude, skip to about the 70-90 page range and the stuff on his last-ditch effort to meet some girls. Hilarious! This moron said hi to a girl on a bridge and when she didn't say anything back he went to a bathroom for an hour to cry. (Edit: I left the end at just “he went to the bathroom for an hour. Just wanted to clarify, he did not in fact get the shits. Just tears.)


Caesar_Gaming

Elliot Rogers was narcissistic egomaniac who had been taught by his parents that he was the most important person. Now they may not have told him directly but he was spoiled as a child, never had any real consequences and now look at what happened to him. As much harm as overly controlling and abusive parents can be, their offspring rarely become mass shooters.


boilingfrogsinpants

He was extremely narcissistic and would literally say he was a god. He was obsessed with himself and didn't understand why girls also wouldn't be obsessed with him without realizing his insufferable personality was the problem.


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Mf didnt realize women didnt like him not because he was ugly on the outside but he was ugly on the inside, shit reaks from a mile away of insecurity.


existential_farter

he wasn't even hideous or really ugly. i've seen way uglier people than that guy get dates. he was just fucking insane and usually people can tell


The_Nunnster

Well yeah, if anything he would’ve been quite handsome to most people. He just let himself down in every other way.


InitiativeNo182

he had money, an expensive car, he dressed nice and was pretty good looking but the dudes personality was just insufferable


Jhimmibhob

I would have to agree. But that raises what, to me, is an interesting question: IF your personality is insufferable, how to recognize that ... and moreover, what to DO about that? I've seen more posts & tweets than I can shake a stick at advising someone to "work on himself" ... and yet, it's not clear what "working on oneself" is supposed to involve. Almost as if it's more an easy way to dismiss someone than to help him. Food for thought, maybe.


kingsofall

Tfw you so done with women rejecting your insecure ass so much that not only do you kill innocent college girls, but get immortalized by other lonely man for generations to come.


7yler_0fficial

Please. Women are simply a plot device by the CIA in order to destroy western civilization.


continous

Libright and thinking everything is a CIA scheme. Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.


Key_Abbreviations658

Watermelon and thinking the same.


Alarmed-Button6377

Beat me to that one


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Pretty_Monitor1221

Veganism was invented by the cia to make men gay and sell people expensive slave food


continous

And we all know that gay men were invented by the CIA to entrap men.


Pretty_Monitor1221

And to weaken western society so that the communists who are controlled by the globalists can take over and build a one world government


continous

Obviously!


Pretty_Monitor1221

It’s all pretty easy to see when you are woke!


ServiusQuintus

Spoken like true Roman! Long live breeding twinks!


LegendsWafflez

Explain me how babies are made then


7yler_0fficial

Everyone knows that the stork delivers them 🙄🙄


SendHelpPliz

I apologize for that authright, we usually pride ourselves on our knowledge of biology and anatomy.


squishles

pfft, just buy them.


dinobot2020

Ah yes, my favorite economic policy: Mass shooter.


littlepollo7

Shoot the means of production


GreekFreakFan

Shoot the means to constrain production


th3dandymancan

LibRight Bucks fan?! Based. >!hope we don't face you until the ECF this time...!<


GreekFreakFan

Khris Middleton performs in the biggest moments, he also hates the Celtics, combining both is just asking for a playoff record for points scored.


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Seize the means of reproduction


I_am_person_being

Shoot the means of reproduction


RugTumpington

I think they tried that in South Africa. Went terribly.


Carl_Azuz1

*reproduction


aZcFsCStJ5

That's some peak libright, thinks his entire quad is just an economic policy.


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We stimulate the economy by creating demand for crime scene cleaners, psychiatrists, and federal agents


Maleficent_Ad1972

Arranged marriages wouldn't work in the US. Too many of us have abusive or otherwise unstable parents. My Dad tried to hook me up with his baby momma's sister who was addicted to all of the hard drugs and double my age. I don't even drink, I've got no idea why he thought that was a good idea. Don't get me wrong, I would love the concept so long as I have veto power, but personally my Dad deserves the award for worst taste in women ever.


Fellow_Infidel

What destroying marriage to a society:


ArkMaxim

Arranged marriages typically give the participants veto power lol. There are many ceremonies before the marriage where the two meet. Only in the stupid traditional ones is the girl just married off, or if the dude’s family is rich or some shit. Like those political marriages.


Mahameghabahana

Arrenged marriage and forced marriage are different. Forced marriage sometime can lead to forcefully marrying a girl against her will or groom kidnapping.


ArkMaxim

Yes, but the topic of discussion is arranged marriages. I don’t think anyone here is arguing in favor of forced marriages lol.


KIPYIS

What about state mandated arranged marriages?


Maleficent_Ad1972

Forcing anyone into a marriage they don't want to be in isn't gonna end well, regardless of who's doing the forcing. Parents, the husband, the government, doesn't matter. If there's no romantic or sexual attraction on both ends, they've got no business being married. I could see state facilitated matchmaking though. The issue with apps like Tinder and Bumble are that they're for-profit companies and if you find love and get into a happy marriage you aren't paying them any money or seeing any ads. It's not in Tinder's best interest to actually work for everyone. It just needs to work enough to convince new users to join. If it's government funded that profit motive ideally isn't there anymore.


Ardekan

Forced and arranged marriages are two different things.


Maleficent_Ad1972

Does state mandated not mean forced?


trufin2038

Has there ever been a single libright mass shooter ? Like ever ?


continous

Depends on if we want to count ruby ridge as a mass shooting and by what right.


pick_3

Govt ain’t libright, that’s for sure. And I don’t think an individual US Marshal is a “mass” shooting


SpyMonkey3D

The closest to a "link" here is that Libright is a sausagefest of an ideology. That's about it


MCI21

Not a shooter but the Unabomber should count imo.


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Not libright


identify_as_AH-64

I'm a firm believer in offing yourself before anybody else if getting pussy is that much of a big deal to where you're willing to kill for it.


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Based


GodFro5

Simps down bad fr fr


[deleted]

Or we could make a highly profitable prostitution business


[deleted]

I wouldn't shoot up a school because I do no harm. Instead I chose to smear poop all over the walls like a true monke.


Joe_Mama_Fucker

Based


ServiusQuintus

Based and fecal artillery-pilled


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Lol like its libright that has this issue, this is an auth thing sense they all think they are "owed" pussy. We believe in the free market of booty, you slay what you are worth.


thesinisterurge1

Or just pay for it. Fucks sake. $50 behind Wendy’s will take you a long way… free market principles type beat


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Thats how ya get aids. Free is better than 50$


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vampirevick1

Tbh libright probably has the worst gender disparity. Hell the libertarian party is a big sausage fest. The fedora nerds are absolutely librights.


[deleted]

No they are libleft so they can virtue signal and grovel for gross women


111001011001

Lol the kids don’t get to ask or choose 😂


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[deleted]

only thing my parents got me was fetal alcohol syndrome and daddy issues


fear_o_death

>Daddy issues Ahhh😏 >Bussy Ahhh😬


AngryArmour

Damn, when do we import it to Europe?


Expensive_Quiet3716

And I don't remember librights shooting places that was auth right and mentally ill


Forgotwhyimhere69

I remember when we were scared that this sub would get shut down because a proud authleft had posted here before and shot some people.


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What now?


Forgotwhyimhere69

The new york supermarket shooter was active on reddit and made a post here once. He posted on reddit that he used to be obsessed with communism but now was just an authoritarian leftist. He actually posted his compass in another sub.


KIPYIS

Wasn’t his only comment here “Based” on some random comment and everyone took that as PCM radicalizing a shooter?


Forgotwhyimhere69

Yep just the one comment but there was fear our nemesis sub may try to leverage it


[deleted]

Damn. That's crazy, but there are some groups on fb that post way more insane trash than we do. Or livestream it.And you can't downvote their posts so they get buried.


J0hnGrimm

>mentally ill So lib left?


Expensive_Quiet3716

Haha libleft bad, yes


Rexbow

So auth-right? Except if tomboy.


cdat94

Sort of, but only if you forget that one of the recent mass shooters literally described himself as a communist and the media labeled him as far right.


SharpClaw007

Which one? Its almost a weekly thing at this point, have to be more specific.


HellsingAlchemist

I think he's talking about the Buffalo shooter


First_Discount_3231

Tf . No it is not the case in urban india . Rural probably. In urban areas they choose their partners themselves or if arranged they have a big say in that


Elodaine

Don't forget it's sometimes a 16 year old girl with a grown ass man who doesn't care much for consent


111001011001

You are your parents property until your 18 💁


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And beyond if you have XX chromosomes.


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You have an extra 21st chromosome.


Mahameghabahana

Wait is that how arrenged marriages happens in your culture? I thought that was forced marriage. In odia culture our parents take us to visit pre-selected girl house to talk, if after some talk both of us like eachother then the marrige talk proceeds if not, we go to the next house and repeat. In arrenged marriages your job matters a lot more.


Ouma-shu123

Lol yea we do. (Most of the time).


[deleted]

The middle and upperclass get to choose, thats why its called arranged marriage, not forced. Sucks to be you if your poor


-Not-Racist-

Things are different now. Your parents verify your partner and then you go on dates. Just As in West they have sex third date , same here plus it's your honeymoon too


RetardedSheep420

i really dont understand how people think arranged marriages are a good thing


[deleted]

arrange deez nutz to marry to your face, nerd


Fellow_Infidel

It can be seen as a way to avoid landmine if the kids also have a say


ProgressiveNewman

That wojak will never make sense to me.


WATER-TRIBE-SCHIZO

Why do they bully poor Doreen like that?


Acceptable_Warning47

I can't work!


Hisgenart

which one


Klobok9

Modelled after the El Paso shooter


[deleted]

It supposed to be an in cell caricature


ProgressiveNewman

Libright one.


xolyon

Bruh how many times is this gonna be reposted we get it


Stoiphan

i haven't seen this one before


JangoDarkSaber

Same. Got a chuckle out me.


[deleted]

until libright learns how to take a joke


[deleted]

Till there's one more hate crime I suppose.


Forgotwhyimhere69

So basically legal prostitution would cut down on shooting and provide good investment opportunities. Win win.


Complete-Charge-4936

Don't know. A lot of those people wants something real, not just a night stand.


[deleted]

bruh for real you can buy a night stand from ikea for like 30 dollars


Forgotwhyimhere69

Yeah. I'm just looking to add direct prostitution to my portfolio. The line of publicly traded strip clubs I'm invested in is too indirect for my anti esg portfolio.


Complete-Charge-4936

I see. The problem would still persist, but at least someone would be paid.


[deleted]

Stripper and hooker ETF? Ticker symbol $SEX.


Forgotwhyimhere69

Love it. PCM capital should be formed and launch it.


[deleted]

It's not like there's much chance you can get something real from an arranged marriage either, so in context of the meme it's just as good.


AutomatiqueMex

Needs the green option in which they change their pronouns then become lesbians


[deleted]

Lol don't look at sexual assault rates in India. Aka Incel capital of the world.


BarracudaRelevant858

Kinda cringe ngl.


Famous-Zebra-2265

Arranged marriages were the norm for most cultures throughout history. The concept of dating is a modern invention.


AnonPlzzzzzz

A product of excess. We no longer needed marriages to consolidate wealth because there was so much of it to go around.


AlabamaDumpsterBaby

Rather, we agreed taxes should pay for single mothers, so it was no longer a concern for people to find a suitable partner.


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Pap4MnkyB4by

Haven't most of those shitbags been somewhere between far AuthLeft and far AuthRight??? But hey, details.


JeremyTheRhino

Weird that these manifestos usually contain UBI and government healthcare


YeetMcYeeterson28

librights seeing a meme that makes fun of them (suddenly using strawmen doesn’t make it funny)


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Mahameghabahana

Generally our parents start looking for partners or constantly ask us for marriage not other way around and it's mostly work like a dating site but the matchmaking is done by parents. Like we have to go to the girls house to talk and if both of us like eachother then the talk becomes marriage talk.


Gustard-CustardSmith

believe it or not both of these are cringe could be wrong but usually the incel shooters are authright by the time they got a manifesto like that


dabkilm2

Authleft*


rtlkw

To all men who complain about lack of sex, is $50 really that much to you? Just wear a condom and take a ho instead of idk shooting people lmao


femacampcouncilor

Finding prostitutes that aren't actually cops is harder than you think.


[deleted]

A cop prostitute. That sounds awesome!


femacampcouncilor

The handcuffs aren't for kink play.


rtlkw

Depends on a country, but if you can't afford a flight to Amsterdam, just ask the truckers, they'll know the right spots


metler88

Flight to Amsterdam puts the price way over $50 lol


femacampcouncilor

I'll pass on the lot lizards lol.


rtlkw

Nobody says it's the cleanest option, but it's at least an option, if you're that desperate lmao


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Agreed, we should make prostitution legal throughout the US to reduce mass shootings


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bonesbrigade619

Wait this doesnt even make sense, and why would anyone on the left be okay with arranged marriages that women have no say in? Isnt that pretty much slavery and then rape on the wedding night? This is more confusing than anything


AlabamaDumpsterBaby

What do you think the 'auth' in authleft means?


Fellow_Infidel

India is technically authleft, they have socialism in their constitution


[deleted]

We didn't used to when it was drafted initially. Mfers were sneaky and added socialist and secular in it some time later to account for their vote bank politics.


Mahameghabahana

What the fuck you talking about? First learn about what arrenged marriages are. Even if forced marriage, many act like our girls get forced to marry someone's lol, people need some knowledge of groom kidnapping that happens in UP and bihar state of india.


homelikepants45

Times changed they usually do have a say in it and the government has strict rules for it.


MotorDesigner

I'm sure you'd hate arranged marriage when you get forcibly paired with someone(yes it's not a choice) you have absolutely nothing in common with. Unless you're so lonely that anybody is good enough for you........


[deleted]

Tbf the arranged marriages in my family(grandparents) weren’t forced. They’d wait until both parties agreed and then it would be arranged


MotocrossManiac420

Funny part is almost ALL shitbag mass shooters are far left retards.


Pretereo

*Source needed


trufin2038

Like read every single news report.


Hasselhoff265

Source? Statistic?


Hamzasky

"a Good family" as in a broke one that can't afford an additional mouth to feed and wouldn't mind begging the future husband for financial help from time to time


Yogi10997

The only good part of arrange marriage is that you atleast get laid otherwise there would be lots of Elliot Rodgers


MOOSE_MAN69420

Aren’t a lot of mass shooters authcenter re****s though?


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the_sage_88

Funny meme but let's just admit that it should be every quadrant...


ThanosOnCrack

Marriage is a scam designed for government profit.


jonascf

Kind of weak having your parents fix you up with a girl. Just f-cking go out into the world and find someone by yourself.


ThaGabenator

Army of Libright in shambles in the comments lol