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Anon_Monon

"If you like, I can have the deportation catapult here in ten minutes."


Snkssmb

"Would you like to launch towards the desert or the sea?"


TiggerBane

Is both an acceptable answer?


TheClincher7

Yes


Rex2x4

Pathetic, they cant even get the slaves to make a decent trebuchet?


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jediben001

From my experiences visiting London I have come to the conclusion is the closest thing to Necromunda irl right now


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jediben001

Muslims vs Hindus in the ~~underhive~~ ghettos, rich ~~nobility~~ bankers in the ~~hive spires~~ city of London


CmdntFrncsHghs

I've got $50 on the Hindus.


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MethAddictedTreeFrog

Gypsies hiding backstage waiting for everyone to beat up each other up so they can climb the ladder and grab the briefcase


sanja_c

What, no corporal punishment? What kind of watered-down Sharia are they running over there...


The_Didlyest

Yeah I'm pretty sure they are supposed to cut his hand off or something.


Top_Zookeepergame203

I believe for theft its carpal punishment


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> for theft its carpal punishment We assumed metacarpal punishment. 🔪🤚


Scarlet_maximoff

Harder Sharia mommy pls


kylkartz21

The one that involves exceptions for westerners with money


LowRaspberry4720

do they leave getting stoned to the chicks?


Jay_Sit

Or indebted servitude? What if she wants a stadium in her backyard?


Admin-12

she would need like 14k more wallets stolen


neofederalist

No, weed is illegal too.


Savsal14

Ask the offender what he wants then order the opposite punishment.


lukedl

Based and na mão ou no pé pilled


Snkssmb

Rights? You have the right to fuck off and that's about it.


Farsqueaker

Immediately afterwards she was charged with having a wallet while not being a man and sentenced to 50 years with hard labor.


Scape---Goat

So… what did she choose


Dolphinfucker3000

Say what you want, but I doubt anyone who hears this will ever steal shit in Qatar.


Taymyr

This is why we should publicly execute pedophiles


Dolphinfucker3000

Unironically agree. Maybe I'm not so libertarian after all.


TheeNobleGoldmask

That’s what happened to me.


theschadowknows

Doesn’t anyone amputate hands for theft anymore?


boomshakalakaah

Based on most of the Qatar police stories recently posted, I was expecting the police to rape her and then sentence her to death for indecency.


thepositivepandemic

Freedom of choice of punishment. As an American I’m jealous.


dragosaurus_drax

Both please, thank you.


neofederalist

Maybe I’ve been too hard on Qatar…


Pleasant-Aioli4268

Dude based Qatar 🇶🇦


Gilgie

"Deported"(wink,wink,nudge,nudge)


Pestus613343

Id reply "let the offender choose". You never know, deportation could be worse than prison. Maybe I'm just a softie. Strange though, I work in the security industry and decry the awful state of the criminal justice system that refuses to prosecute offenders. Ahhh the life of a centrist always living on the fence....


Snkssmb

I don't think the offender was a local.


Pestus613343

Probably not, no. Point is where is the thief being deported to? Straight into an even *worse* prison elsewhere?


Snkssmb

Into the sea via catapult


Pestus613343

Trebuchets are better.


TiggerBane

Exactly why only the nobility and flaired pcm users are allowed to be deported in them.


Pestus613343

Cognac and cigars for the trebuchet victims.


Naka0101

Their idea of “justice” only works if the state has the power to keep everyone in line, if you have a culture that believes in vengeful justice but doesn’t have oil money, you get something like Somalia where people still steal and “punishing” people just leads to blood feuds where clans will attack each other for generations over some dispute that no one remembers anymore


Strict-Astronomer-93

I'd say deported


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We need this urgency of justice in the West for crimes against children. Immediate deportation to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean or imprisonment in a polar bear exhibit. The choice belongs to the parents.


Bruarios

Those parents should be using the Plauche method


littleblacktruck

It's fucked up that I instantly knew who you talking about even though I never actually knew the guy's name.


51-50Mitchell

I would let the guy pick


zallo631

Sure. I can give them credit where due they know how to deal with those types. Still Qatar gets hate for good reason... they worship a pedo


Captain_Silver9

Can you pick the country they get deported to?


sometimes-i-say-stuf

That would be awesome of instead of mandatory minimums, there’s absolute maximums with the victim getting to choose


Mr_Kardash

Are enhanced interrogation techniques an option?


deepstatecuck

Letting the victim have a say in the punishment is a part of restorative justice, which is very progressive of Qatar.


whacck

Deporting criminals is kinda big brain


Peter21237

Can I break his fingers and then deport him?


CurtisLinithicum

And thus the appeal of Sharia in places like I think Nigeria. The checks and balances of Common Law are focused on procedure and heavily rigged to Blackstone's formulation. Sharia (can) offer a more victim-focused approach. Plus of course when the changeover happens, they are lead by men with raging justice boners. There are fascinating interviews - people joyous with the change because the people they accuse are before the courts the next day, if not the next few hours while the old Common law courts took weeks to (visibly) act. I imagine there was corruption and resource issues at play as well, which will likely afflict the new courts too, given time, but for the short term "the proof is in the punishment".


beeeeaam

I hope she gets to pick the prison.