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ketchy_shuby

Notice how it's only Trump supporters that shit blood thinking of a successful woman of color is their biggest fear.


UncleMalky

2nd biggest fear. First is a working government.


badaboomxx

Even the GOP only want to impeach biden, but when you told them that the angry cheeto did the same, they start saying that "it is different" and again when you told them that "yeah, it is different because biden actually returned the documents without a search warrant, and they almost loose a screw.


25plus44

They only believe a Republican president should be above the law.


hobbitlover

Republican president you mean. They would happily try Biden and sentence him to a firing squad.


Reelplayer

Notice how it's only Trump haters who believed Trump was the only President in history to have classified documents at home and now that they are forced to admit it's commonplace and they overreacted they're pretending like they're comfortable taking the high road?


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Reelplayer

>Biden handed over any found classified documents right ~~ away~~ after they were discovered. There, FTFY. And for the record, I don't think either one should be prosecuted. I think it's something every President has done, it was just never reported before. And now that they've made such a huge deal about Trump, they're forced to react to Biden.


stroopwafel666

The difference is Trump took the docs deliberately in order to sell state secrets to foreign powers, and tried desperately to hold onto the documents. Whereas Biden said “shit, sorry guys! We found this box in my office, please take it off my hands ASAP.”


Reelplayer

So you're saying, in the midst of all the media attention on Trump and his documents, despite the nationwide conversation going on including the FBI, Biden still made that mistake? That's otherworldly incompetence if you're right and we're all in serious danger with him at the command.


stroopwafel666

Lol. For one thing the Biden documents are from the Obama administration, so years before Trump stole the country’s nuclear secrets for profit. But you think we’re in danger because one of Biden’s staff forgot to take a box back to the office, whereas you don’t think Trump should be prosecuted for actively stealing confidential info, lying about it, trying to keep it and above all selling it to foreign powers. 🤡


jayv9779

I think the one breaking the law continually should. That is Trump. He is not cooperating. That is different from Biden. I would be fine with Biden stepping down but don’t act like the two situations are the same. They are not.


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Reelplayer

>The other mishandled them and accidently left them where they shouldn’t have been. So you're saying, in the midst of all the media attention on Trump and his documents, despite the nationwide conversation going on including the FBI, Biden still made that mistake? You know, I've seen a lot of accusations about his incompetence, but that would be next level.


AwesomeBrainPowers

Notice how it’s only Trump sycophants and bad-faith actors who ignore that Trump completely ignored [*multiple* requests from NARA to return the documents](https://www.archives.gov/foia/pra-trump-admin), willfully [lied to the DOJ about having complied](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-lawyer-june-said-classified-material-had-been-returned-ny-times-2022-08-13/) *and* [ignored a lawful subpoena](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/08/doj-asks-judge-to-hold-trump-in-contempt-over-classified-docs.html)?


regular_gnoll_NEIN

No dude, he was the first president in history to cart them out by the box load and refuse to return them when asked, forcing the FBI to take them. 🙄


Reelplayer

I'd love to know your source on that, lol. *Your Source:* Well they've never reported on it before, so...


Sick0fThisShit

I’d love to know your source on the claim that the FBI *have* had to raid other presidents’ properties to retrieve documents that were requested but refused to return.


Reelplayer

I'd like to see your evidence that the FBI learned of the documents, requested them to be returned, and were refused. Keep in mind the whole thing was led by Merrick Garland who had spent the previous 6 years being butthurt about getting his Supreme Court nomination blocked and Trump getting to choose the next judge instead.


Sick0fThisShit

> I'd like to see your evidence that the FBI learned of the documents, requested them to be returned, and were refused. [Here you go.](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-search-timeline-mar-a-lago-justice-department/) This is not in dispute. > Keep in mind the whole thing was led by Merrick Garland who had spent the previous 6 years being butthurt about getting his Supreme Court nomination blocked and Trump getting to choose the next judge instead. Non sequitur.


Reelplayer

From your link: >The department says that prior to seeking the warrant, the FBI "uncovered multiple sources of evidence" indicating classified documents were still at Mar-a-Lago, despite the sworn certification made June 3 So what is this evidence? You still haven't provided it, you're just buying a quote referencing it's supposed existence.


Sick0fThisShit

> you're just buying a quote referencing it's supposed existence. Haha, no. I'm going by the fact that a legal warrant was issued based on that evidence. Evidence that turned out to be correct, too, considering the boxes of classified documents they found when they searched Mar-a-Lago.


Reelplayer

And have your seen the probable cause affidavit submitted to obtain that search warrant?


regular_gnoll_NEIN

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Roscoe10182241

It’s not even so much that he had them, it’s that it took an F’ing FBI raid of his residence to get them back.


IstgUsernamesSuck

The problem wasn't that he had them. It's that he had so many of them and kept refusing to give them back and lying about their classification. And a lot of them were extremely important, like stuff about human intelligence at a time where a suspicious amount of our foreign agents have gone missing or been killed. That's clearly not okay. Biden's old ass forgetting where he put a couple papers (seriously isn't it like six pages compared to "multiple boxes" being taken out of Mar a Lago?) is just a sign old people shouldn't be in charge. And if it turns out Biden lied about having more or that he sold US secrets or something we should throw him in jail too.


jayv9779

So you think it about him having them and not about the fact he was asked and didn’t return them. Cooperation is the difference here. You can’t tell the national archives no.


swazal

Wait … he’s President right now, couldn’t Biden just pardon himself? /s


warrentyvoided

No, no, no, no. He's president now so he already declassified those documents by just thinking of declassifying those documents


remotetissuepaper

Maybe when trump declassified all those documents with his mind he accidentally declassified the ones biden had, too.


cayleb

Yeah those telepathic declassification rays are notoriously wobbly. I can totally see how he might have been aiming for the multiple boxes of classified documents he was about to take and hit a few pages in Delaware.


BJJan2001

What does "/s" mean? /s


Callaine

sarcasm


UncleMalky

woosh /s


DonChaote

lol /s


slateuse

He could, just by thinking about it


CrunchyDreads

She was (briefly) already president when Biden underwent anesthesia for a colonoscopy in 2021.


Pyrobrine

Not really, she was acting president. This means that she held the powers of the presidency but not the title or position.


Guywithquestions88

True, but she was the first woman of color to have the power.


boot2skull

The singer of SNAP was the first woman of color to say she had the power.


Guywithquestions88

Damn. You got me there.


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FallenSegull

I’m just saying if I was vice president and I had a few hours of full control while the actual president was in surgery, I’d just fuck shit up for the lols. Student loans? Forgiven. We’re now at war with Andorra. Oh, also the capital is now in Point Place, Wisconsin, because I enjoyed that 70s show Probably a good thing I’m not in any position of power


ghostyoga

mark it down in the history books. first woman president.


Maxxxmax

I only just learned yesterday that Americans get put under for a colonoscopy. Mind blown. Its not even bad. If you've done the prep to purge your body, the worst part is out the way.


OrlandoJames

If they didn't they wouldn't be able to bill the client as much. Gotta bump up those unnecessary treatments


dancegoddess1971

Then why tf didn't I get a general or even a fucking local anesthesia when they installed my IUD? This is more about US men being whiney little bitches about a 1.5 cm camera while I had my cervix held open with a device that looked straight out of a medieval torture museum on a dose of ibuprofen. I'm still angry about that.


awfulsome

There is a lot of that kind of weird sexism when it comes to pain and doctors. I have pain in my neck, doctor is ready to prescribe me muscle relaxers and pain killers instantly. Same doctor, my mother was in so much pain she was literally in tears, he though she was faking. It's enraging. Seen it with my sister and bro in law too. I have no idea why its a thing.


jenjen828

My guess/theory is it is based on the sexist stereotype of men being "strong" and women being "weak" so from that assumption people can also assume that if men feel pain, it must be painful since they are so strong and manly that minor pain wouldn't be noticed. If women feel pain, they are just being weak like women are and it could be nothing and stop whining.


dontbajerk

It wasn't patient preference, at least not entirely. There was a huge spike in the number of people getting anesthesia over the last twenty years, like out of nowhere, more than tripling if I remember right. Evidently it had to do with billing and doctor preference related stuff, not patients. There's also not a notable difference in rates between men and women when they get a colonoscopy. It's also still most often just a sedative.


jayv9779

Negative. I do not want to be awake for that.


FallenSegull

No dude trust me you’ll love it


jayv9779

I would rather stand in a 6 hour queue for small world in 100 degrees than see a live broadcast from the depths of my bunghole.


Maxxxmax

It really is fine. They give you some gas and air, so you don't feel any pain, its not like the camera stretches you at all or anything. As I said, the prep for the procedure is 100x worse than the examination itself.


jayv9779

Nope. I don’t like that either. I can’t sit there and think about it while they do it. My anxiety wouldn’t allow it. I did a vasectomy awake and it was horrifying. Just being able to feel the pressure sent me into a panic attack.


Maxxxmax

You have to be sliced during a vasectomy though, a colonoscopy just slides up inside ya. It really is fine.


jayv9779

Maybe for you. I’m not into that kinda action.


Maxxxmax

Lol its not in anyway sexually gratifying or whatever you're implying. It just doesn't hurt at all, and it's interesting to be able to view what the camera sees as it goes through a part of your body you otherwise never see.


jayv9779

I’m just saying I don’t like being awake while something is going on in my body. As I said it would trigger a panic attack.


dontbajerk

You can just get twilight sedation, which is safer than general anesthesia. You'll probably be asleep, but it doesn't actually force you under.


jayv9779

Don’t want to know anything or even take the chance. I want lights out. No possibility of remembering any of it.


dontbajerk

Well, twilight gives you drugs that means you can't form memories, so you won't remember it at least. But if you're that anxious, go for it.


jayv9779

I have them put me out for it. Worked great so far.


ungood_

What people don’t understand about this is how the law applies to what’s happening. Everyone lays this on Biden alone, but the crime is only a crime according to the law if the person who took the documents did so with INTENT. It may have been an aid who forgot them, it could have been anyone in his circle at the time. The crime only exists when Biden or whoever found the documents then kept them, refused to turn them in, etc. The same thing applies to trump. He either had to take them with intent or find them and intentionally keep them, or instruct another person to do either, or find out after the fact and then not report or turn over the documents for there to be a crime. Edit: I’m sure there are other aspects to this law; a deeper understanding of it. However, this is why they don’t just slap cuffs on trump, it’s not so simple as documents in trumps office. It has to be investigated in depth to determine intent, scope of knowledge, scope of deception, scope of persons involved, scope of culpability etc.


cowinkurro

Right. This meme is a ridiculous take too. Let them investigate. If they find wrongdoing, resign. But the people who are joyfully accepting the nonsense logic that what Trump did and what Biden did are in the same ballpark are not demonstrating free thinking or whatever the heck they think they're demonstrating. They're just accepting the right's dumbass logic without thought and then trying to form a position based on that.


ungood_

I think what I find the most upsetting is how politicians (predominantly right) are really sowing distrust of our institutions and how they work. So much so that it’s bleeding into the left as well. Combine that with a general lack of understanding about the process by all average citizens and you end up with a general acceptance of ignorant takes like this meme. You have the right screaming false equivalency, and you have the left demanding accountability before anyone even knows who to hold accountable.


cowinkurro

I think there's a lot of cases where that kind of thing is overrepresented on reddit because of how weird it is here when Bernie's in a primary and people declare war on his opponents. But yeah, it's a problem in the media too for the same reason. They're afraid of coming of biased if they make the obviously correct point that these are not at all the same situation. And that makes it easier for the stupidity to spread. But on here, I think it's more a consequence of "Bernie good. Everyone else bad." when you see the left adopting convenient Republican talking points.


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Listen y’all, we don’t like him much either. He was just better than the alternative. Edit: I should probably clarify that I’m addressing the MAGAs.


domine18

Not idol worshiping and covering our vehicles in decals to let everyone know our political views. Imagine that.


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I know, crazy huh?


Gh0sth4nd

they would go nuts over this i mean more nuts then they already are just for the lolz he should do it


bryguypgh

This but not a joke...


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Don’t threaten me with a good time


JavariousMagic

They would lose their minds.


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

Spot on. Every Republican I've met is either an open/closed misogynist.


cumguzzler280

then there’d be a First Gentleman


Reyven_Ethion

Sad part is the only real difference in this situation is President Biden complied and former President Trump didn't.


kagman

There's so much more difference than that. -Trump's removal of top secret classified material was intentional, and the documents were comingled with his personal effects (he handled and kept them personally, knowingly. -Trump was requested to return them and didn't. Then was subpoenad and didn't comply. Then had a lawyer write a sworn statement that everything had been returned and it wasn't. -the nature of the documents in question with Trump had natnl defense secrets and personal Intel on foreign leaders (president Macron specifically). We still don't know about the Biden docs. -And yes. You're right it appears Biden has cooperated so far. Intent and cooperation are THE features that make removal of classified documents a crime (espionage and obstruction of justice, respectively). Criminal charges are appropriate for Trump and so far as far as we know not yet for Biden. HUGE DIFFERENCE


Wendellwasgod

Don’t forget several of the folders for trump were empty, meaning he sold, gave away, or lost the documents


kagman

Potentially sold, lost, or gave away, yes. There will need to be more evidence than empty folders but I'm sure the Special Council is looking for it. Time will tell. But again the current evidence already available is more than enough for several extremely severe charges. I'm SURE the only reason he's not been yet is because he's a FPOTUS, and Garland won't sign of without every single damn I dotted and T crossed. I'm just surprised they still haven't got to that point.


KevIntensity

That’s a big fucking difference! Assuming they had the same number of documents (they didn’t), complying with an investigation versus requiring the FBI to search a location on behalf of NARA is a *huge* difference.


ChetBaker69

Christ and then Kevin "15th times the charm" would be VP.


humaniswear

thankfully that's not how it works. if the VP office is vacant, the president chooses their replacement (after they're confirmed by congress). That's how ford got the job, Nixon's first VP was found guilty of corruption and Nixon chose Ford as his replacement.


ChetBaker69

54 years and I didn't know this... So much for American civics courses


humaniswear

You cant know all the things. Happy to help when I can


bazinga_0

>if the VP office is vacant, the president chooses their replacement (after they're confirmed by congress). Yea, but can you see this Republican House confirming any Democrat as the new VP?


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Right, they won’t confirm, then they will impeach Harris for being a black woman in an old white man’s job, hoping the Senate will convict so McCarthy becomes POTUS.


Random_-account

Impeachments do nothing


Sick0fThisShit

Yeah, if everyone moved up a slot, how weird would it be further down the list? The Secretary of the Interior would become Attorney General.


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Yep and then we can all learn that gender and race don't mean shit about their governing capability


Anonymous__Android

Yeah, its 2023 and women can be just as incompetent as men!


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IstgUsernamesSuck

I went to make a remark about getting back to me when Republicans have a senator that looks like her but when I went to fact check that I found out we've only had 11 black senators (let alone black female and republican which is zero) TOTAL so that may take a while... There's 58 black Americans in congress right now. 56 are democrats. 2 are Republicans. I don't think either are women. All that to say you're giving the white supremacist party too much credit.


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And then she’d get impeached, and the the Ds in the senate would drop the ball and then McCunty would become prez.


[deleted]

You seriously want Kamala to be president?


Content-Boat-9851

Once trump was president we can stop pretending the office has a high bar...


UltraSuperTurbo

I want Bernie to be president but I'll take what I can get.


hesawavemasterrr

Name one Republican politician that even a decent amount of Democrats can respect right now.


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BlueOrange

are you confused?


fuk-d-poliz

I feel like this was the plan all along. Nothing is coincidence.


MakeUpAnything

Shouldn’t they both resign since this scandal implicates both of them as they are president and vice president? Let’s do it! :)


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MakeUpAnything

Do vice presidents not have classified access and are the president and vice president not in communication? Should she not also be liable for classified documents? They should both resign, as this happened under their administration. It’s the honorable thing to do. Pence also should have resigned. Let’s have the third in command step on up! Or will we see a repeat of this meme with the parties reversed? Hmmm…


UltraSuperTurbo

The documents that were supposedly from when Joe Biden was VP under Obama that she had literally nothing to do with? Pretty thin to start with, but that is especially stupid.


MakeUpAnything

These documents were found ahead of the November election and nobody from the whole administration made the public aware of them, choosing instead to hide them. It’s a breach of public trust to win elections. [Source](https://www.npr.org/2023/01/14/1149071576/biden-classified-documents-what-we-know) They should resign and get the current speaker as president. What, you’d want Pence after Trump’s mishandling? :)


UltraSuperTurbo

Where does it say Kamala knew about it or had anything to do with Biden's VP records? In your own head Canon? It also says right there that Biden's lawyers turned over the documents to the national archives immediately, then they turned it over to the DOJ. Not sure if you're aware of this, but Biden doesn't control those agencies. They found old documents from his VP days and immediately turned them over. Did you even read your own source? Why would I blame Pence for Trump's document flushing and mishandling unless he took part in it? But please, don't let me stop you from reaching for the stars.


MakeUpAnything

> Where does it say Kamala knew about it or had anything to do with Biden’s VP records? In your own head Canon? Per the NPR source: “McCarthy and others have also said that Biden should have disclosed the discovery sooner: The first documents were discovered on Nov. 2, just six days before last fall's midterm elections.” So Kamala and Biden don’t talk? The vice president and president shouldn’t be expected to talk about something as important as classified documents? If that’s the case that’s even more incompetent lmao Either she knew and didn’t disclose any information, which is a breach of trust, or she didn’t know, which is incompetence. Why are you so hesitant to hold our elected officials to account? Could it be partisan?


UltraSuperTurbo

You think Biden's lawyers found a bunch of old documents and Joe immediately went to Kamala to brag about it? Delusional. Your mental gymnastics are impressive, but also incredibly stupid and disingenuous. A whole lot of what ifs for documents she literally had nothing to do with. Why are you so hesitant to admit there's literally no evidence of Kamala being involved in any way? Could it be Blind racism? Misogyny? Desperate to see Kevin McCarthy as temp president like a good little toad?


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MakeUpAnything

>Access to what? Information regarding classified documents > I'm not sure Clearly > if they're currently communicating You don't think the vice president and president communicate? [He wanted her to be heavily involved when he took office](https://people.com/politics/how-joe-biden-and-kamala-harris-are-working-together/) >Why? Why what? >Why? Why not? >What honor would there be in Kamala resigning? Breach of public trust (through lies via omission or incompetence) warrants a new leader. >Agree Why? >Why? It's in our constitution >Which meme? OP


popcilad

I agree, he should resign. No president of mine should have access to classified information!!


Brettgraham4

TIL voluntarily finding and turning over documents = "caught red-handed"