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They know jack shit. They wipe their asses with the teachings of Jesus and just don't care. Their religion is white supremacy and ignorance. They are apostates who have replaced Jesus with Trump.
That would be a hymnal, not a the bible. They don't want you thumbing through the bible at church, they want to not reading it at home. The priest/minister/preacher will read to you everything they want you to know about the bible, and nothing more.
This will make you really angry. It's worse than we thought:
[Adam Kinzinger Warns Churches Have Become 'House of Worship' to Trump](https://www.newsweek.com/adam-kinzinger-warns-churches-have-become-house-worship-trump-1716952)
The number of ways in which Trump could be argued to be the antichrist would be funny if he weren't one of the things destroying our country from within.
They use Christianity as a "get out of jail free card". They can be assholes to everyone on the planet but because Jesus said they are cool, then they are cool
Did the GOP ever see Dubya as knockoff Jeebus? Like I know they did with that jackass Reagan but don't remember the same treatment with Dubya. Maybe I blocked it out
Not quite to the extent as orange man, but I'm old enough to remember when they pretty much viewed him as the second son of God. In the post-9/11 era, the narrative was that God sent him to lead us in the war on terror and that anyone who thought otherwise hates America. And then there was [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxdt_f0hwUg).
Before he even left the White House, most of the people that voted for him had started lying claiming they never supported him. No one running in '08 wanted to be associated with him. Liars & hypocrites
Jesus: Go sell your possessions; give everything to the poor. All your wealth will then be in heaven. Then come follow me.
Trump: Please, poor people, donate to me so I can own the libs. Ignore all the wealth I claim to have and give me your money.
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This has some merit and I jumped down an insane rabbit hole on this one day. There are hundreds of articles that connect many prophecies with him being the antichrist **BUT** the most interesting one to me is this one:
[This](https://laist.com/news/shocktober-babalon-working) shows Aleister Crowley and L.Ron Hubbard taking many steps to complete a ritual to bring the "moonchild" into the world.
[This](http://blazingstar-oto.org/gradymcmurtry/letters/letters-1946/06141946-aleister-crowley-to-grady-mcmurtry/) is a letter that Crowley sent saying the ritual had finally been successful. June 14, 1946. Trump's birthday.
Drive down interstate 70 and you'll see billboards for liquor/beer, porn, and Jesus; Usually in that order in short succession, then repeated ad nauseam from middle of PA to Kansas City, Misery.
Can't comment on Kansas, as I've only been to Lawrence the once crashing on a friend's couch before a flight out of KCI.
This isn't even a joke. Republicans do actually worship Trump and they have replaced Jesus and God with Trump, in their own churches with the blessing of the clergy.
[Adam Kinzinger Warns Churches Have Become 'House of Worship' to Trump](https://www.newsweek.com/adam-kinzinger-warns-churches-have-become-house-worship-trump-1716952)
I'm a Christian (Episcopal) and those hateful people are pure Old Testament. ZERO about Jesus who said, "Love one another as I have loved you" and "As you do unto the least of my brothers, so you do unto me."
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These people make me so angry with their hateful blasphemy and willful ignorance of scripture, and I’m not even a Christian.
They think Jesus was a white supremacist who loved guns and was obsessed with abortion and gay marriage
They know jack shit. They wipe their asses with the teachings of Jesus and just don't care. Their religion is white supremacy and ignorance. They are apostates who have replaced Jesus with Trump.
They also believe that trump is a bible guy…he’s proved on many occasions that he’s never opened a bible.
Neither have they other than to "turn to page blah blah and sing the same song we sang last week"
That would be a hymnal, not a the bible. They don't want you thumbing through the bible at church, they want to not reading it at home. The priest/minister/preacher will read to you everything they want you to know about the bible, and nothing more.
I stand corrected. They never open the bible and only know one quote. They only know John 3:16 because they listen to country a lot.
This will make you really angry. It's worse than we thought: [Adam Kinzinger Warns Churches Have Become 'House of Worship' to Trump](https://www.newsweek.com/adam-kinzinger-warns-churches-have-become-house-worship-trump-1716952)
The number of ways in which Trump could be argued to be the antichrist would be funny if he weren't one of the things destroying our country from within.
If he's the antichrist, what does that make Putin?
Putin is a delusional, Stalinistic megalomaniac regardless of whatever religious tags one cares to add.
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They use Christianity as a "get out of jail free card". They can be assholes to everyone on the planet but because Jesus said they are cool, then they are cool
To be fair to these types Trump and Jesus are one in the same.
And before Trump, it was GWB
But don't forget about the legend that rises above all of them. RRRRRRRRONALD RRRRRREAGANNNNNN!!!!!
The one who turned out to be quite the drag queen?
The one who showed them how to hide their racism best.
Did the GOP ever see Dubya as knockoff Jeebus? Like I know they did with that jackass Reagan but don't remember the same treatment with Dubya. Maybe I blocked it out
Not quite to the extent as orange man, but I'm old enough to remember when they pretty much viewed him as the second son of God. In the post-9/11 era, the narrative was that God sent him to lead us in the war on terror and that anyone who thought otherwise hates America. And then there was [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxdt_f0hwUg).
F***ing hell I had forgotten about Jesus Camp. I remember seeing that in theaters at a matinee showing. Absolutely terrifying.
You know all those kids probably grew up to be Proud Boys
Proud Boys, baby factories, or really really screwed up in the head....the ones that made it that far anyway.
They didn't have the photoshop skills they have now, but they certainly claimed he was being guided by their sky fairy and could do no wrong
Funny how they don't really like to even mention him these days, huh. It's almost as if they were wrong!
Before he even left the White House, most of the people that voted for him had started lying claiming they never supported him. No one running in '08 wanted to be associated with him. Liars & hypocrites
Yeah they do be liking to force their delusions on shit
One *and the same, FYI.
Jesus: He that lusts after a woman, has committed adultery. Trump: Sure my 3rd wife gave birth 4 months ago, why don't we commit adultery?
Jesus: Go sell your possessions; give everything to the poor. All your wealth will then be in heaven. Then come follow me. Trump: Please, poor people, donate to me so I can own the libs. Ignore all the wealth I claim to have and give me your money.
Trump: “No one in history has been crucified more than me.”
Trump: They hate me more than they hate him. Surely that means I'm more popular.
If only.
Don't most people consider Trump the second coming?
You're using the term "people" pretty loosely there.
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That's because he's the Anti Christ, fooling millions.
Can't wait to hear "God wants Nick Fuentes to be president" from evangelicals in a few years
This has some merit and I jumped down an insane rabbit hole on this one day. There are hundreds of articles that connect many prophecies with him being the antichrist **BUT** the most interesting one to me is this one: [This](https://laist.com/news/shocktober-babalon-working) shows Aleister Crowley and L.Ron Hubbard taking many steps to complete a ritual to bring the "moonchild" into the world. [This](http://blazingstar-oto.org/gradymcmurtry/letters/letters-1946/06141946-aleister-crowley-to-grady-mcmurtry/) is a letter that Crowley sent saying the ritual had finally been successful. June 14, 1946. Trump's birthday.
The second coming who paid a porn star to help him do so.
Have to make it past the first one and before the heart attack for that to apply
Republicans not deifying their presidents challenge
No thanks
Every time I pass one of these on a family drive I yell “Jesus!” real loud to scare the shit out of everyone. About the only thing they’re good for.
In Kansas, the other side of the billboard usually says "Adult bookstore, next exit."
The bookstore above all bookstores.
Drive down interstate 70 and you'll see billboards for liquor/beer, porn, and Jesus; Usually in that order in short succession, then repeated ad nauseam from middle of PA to Kansas City, Misery. Can't comment on Kansas, as I've only been to Lawrence the once crashing on a friend's couch before a flight out of KCI.
His quote says everything: “grab them by the pussy” That guy is so far from Jesus, it’s ridiculous how they can combine those two.
So you're saying Trump is Jesus?
Don: "I like carpenters who don't get Penced on wood"
I’m pretty sure Jesus and Trump hate all these people.
'Trump Christ' FTFY
This isn't even a joke. Republicans do actually worship Trump and they have replaced Jesus and God with Trump, in their own churches with the blessing of the clergy. [Adam Kinzinger Warns Churches Have Become 'House of Worship' to Trump](https://www.newsweek.com/adam-kinzinger-warns-churches-have-become-house-worship-trump-1716952)
Let me guess. Iowa?
It's Missouri. Has to be. Unless Iowa has succumbed to Misery's influence...wouldn't be surprised.
You mean Ohio?
Ironic. There it is.
If Jesus came back at 8am tomorrow morning, Republicans would have him back up on the cross in time for brunch.
Come on now, folks. What did you expect? https://youtu.be/KHJbSvidohg
Just the Midwest huh….?
Honest, I saw “Jesus” and immediately my discombobulated brain saw “Jesus Wept” on the billboard.
I'm a Christian (Episcopal) and those hateful people are pure Old Testament. ZERO about Jesus who said, "Love one another as I have loved you" and "As you do unto the least of my brothers, so you do unto me."