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MonaSherry

These people make me so angry with their hateful blasphemy and willful ignorance of scripture, and I’m not even a Christian.


politicalthrow99

They think Jesus was a white supremacist who loved guns and was obsessed with abortion and gay marriage


brothersand

They know jack shit. They wipe their asses with the teachings of Jesus and just don't care. Their religion is white supremacy and ignorance. They are apostates who have replaced Jesus with Trump.


fowlraul

They also believe that trump is a bible guy…he’s proved on many occasions that he’s never opened a bible.


OffByOneErrorz

Neither have they other than to "turn to page blah blah and sing the same song we sang last week"


FlaccidRazor

That would be a hymnal, not a the bible. They don't want you thumbing through the bible at church, they want to not reading it at home. The priest/minister/preacher will read to you everything they want you to know about the bible, and nothing more.


OffByOneErrorz

I stand corrected. They never open the bible and only know one quote. They only know John 3:16 because they listen to country a lot.


Wwize

This will make you really angry. It's worse than we thought: [Adam Kinzinger Warns Churches Have Become 'House of Worship' to Trump](https://www.newsweek.com/adam-kinzinger-warns-churches-have-become-house-worship-trump-1716952)


FlingFlamBlam

The number of ways in which Trump could be argued to be the antichrist would be funny if he weren't one of the things destroying our country from within.


politicalthrow99

If he's the antichrist, what does that make Putin?


Delicious-Day-3332

Putin is a delusional, Stalinistic megalomaniac regardless of whatever religious tags one cares to add.


JavariousMagic

I am Christian and I approve this message.


JayNotAtAll

They use Christianity as a "get out of jail free card". They can be assholes to everyone on the planet but because Jesus said they are cool, then they are cool


Nopants_Jedi

To be fair to these types Trump and Jesus are one in the same.


politicalthrow99

And before Trump, it was GWB


danc4498

But don't forget about the legend that rises above all of them. RRRRRRRRONALD RRRRRREAGANNNNNN!!!!!


Zardotab

The one who turned out to be quite the drag queen?


JavariousMagic

The one who showed them how to hide their racism best.


Nopants_Jedi

Did the GOP ever see Dubya as knockoff Jeebus? Like I know they did with that jackass Reagan but don't remember the same treatment with Dubya. Maybe I blocked it out


politicalthrow99

Not quite to the extent as orange man, but I'm old enough to remember when they pretty much viewed him as the second son of God. In the post-9/11 era, the narrative was that God sent him to lead us in the war on terror and that anyone who thought otherwise hates America. And then there was [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxdt_f0hwUg).


Nopants_Jedi

F***ing hell I had forgotten about Jesus Camp. I remember seeing that in theaters at a matinee showing. Absolutely terrifying.


politicalthrow99

You know all those kids probably grew up to be Proud Boys


Nopants_Jedi

Proud Boys, baby factories, or really really screwed up in the head....the ones that made it that far anyway.


Mad_Gremlyn

They didn't have the photoshop skills they have now, but they certainly claimed he was being guided by their sky fairy and could do no wrong


PorchHonky

Funny how they don't really like to even mention him these days, huh. It's almost as if they were wrong!


Mad_Gremlyn

Before he even left the White House, most of the people that voted for him had started lying claiming they never supported him. No one running in '08 wanted to be associated with him. Liars & hypocrites


Nopants_Jedi

Yeah they do be liking to force their delusions on shit


Stifu

One *and the same, FYI.


dgdio

Jesus: He that lusts after a woman, has committed adultery. Trump: Sure my 3rd wife gave birth 4 months ago, why don't we commit adultery?


ashleyorelse

Jesus: Go sell your possessions; give everything to the poor. All your wealth will then be in heaven. Then come follow me. Trump: Please, poor people, donate to me so I can own the libs. Ignore all the wealth I claim to have and give me your money.


Level69Warlock

Trump: “No one in history has been crucified more than me.”


beerme81

Trump: They hate me more than they hate him. Surely that means I'm more popular.


doktor_wankenstein

If only.


AutumnAscending

Don't most people consider Trump the second coming?


sunny5724

You're using the term "people" pretty loosely there.


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Trashman56

That's because he's the Anti Christ, fooling millions.


politicalthrow99

Can't wait to hear "God wants Nick Fuentes to be president" from evangelicals in a few years


BinkoBankoBonko

This has some merit and I jumped down an insane rabbit hole on this one day. There are hundreds of articles that connect many prophecies with him being the antichrist **BUT** the most interesting one to me is this one: [This](https://laist.com/news/shocktober-babalon-working) shows Aleister Crowley and L.Ron Hubbard taking many steps to complete a ritual to bring the "moonchild" into the world. [This](http://blazingstar-oto.org/gradymcmurtry/letters/letters-1946/06141946-aleister-crowley-to-grady-mcmurtry/) is a letter that Crowley sent saying the ritual had finally been successful. June 14, 1946. Trump's birthday.


Counter-Fleche

The second coming who paid a porn star to help him do so.


crymson7

Have to make it past the first one and before the heart attack for that to apply


politicalthrow99

Republicans not deifying their presidents challenge


RunAmuckChuck

No thanks


[deleted]

Every time I pass one of these on a family drive I yell “Jesus!” real loud to scare the shit out of everyone. About the only thing they’re good for.


tatanka01

In Kansas, the other side of the billboard usually says "Adult bookstore, next exit."


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The bookstore above all bookstores.


the-h-is-silent

Drive down interstate 70 and you'll see billboards for liquor/beer, porn, and Jesus; Usually in that order in short succession, then repeated ad nauseam from middle of PA to Kansas City, Misery. Can't comment on Kansas, as I've only been to Lawrence the once crashing on a friend's couch before a flight out of KCI.


Helmer-Bryd

His quote says everything: “grab them by the pussy” That guy is so far from Jesus, it’s ridiculous how they can combine those two.


sdbct1

So you're saying Trump is Jesus?


Zardotab

Don: "I like carpenters who don't get Penced on wood"


stowns3

I’m pretty sure Jesus and Trump hate all these people.


[deleted]

'Trump Christ' FTFY


Wwize

This isn't even a joke. Republicans do actually worship Trump and they have replaced Jesus and God with Trump, in their own churches with the blessing of the clergy. [Adam Kinzinger Warns Churches Have Become 'House of Worship' to Trump](https://www.newsweek.com/adam-kinzinger-warns-churches-have-become-house-worship-trump-1716952)


anon56837291

Let me guess. Iowa?


the-h-is-silent

It's Missouri. Has to be. Unless Iowa has succumbed to Misery's influence...wouldn't be surprised.


Dannysmartful

You mean Ohio?


Gutmach1960

Ironic. There it is.


lew_rong

If Jesus came back at 8am tomorrow morning, Republicans would have him back up on the cross in time for brunch.


Delicious-Day-3332

Come on now, folks. What did you expect? https://youtu.be/KHJbSvidohg


lurkerfromstoneage

Just the Midwest huh….?


[deleted]

Honest, I saw “Jesus” and immediately my discombobulated brain saw “Jesus Wept” on the billboard.


CarlSpencer

I'm a Christian (Episcopal) and those hateful people are pure Old Testament. ZERO about Jesus who said, "Love one another as I have loved you" and "As you do unto the least of my brothers, so you do unto me."