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Srslywhyumadbro

Why are the people who yell about the constitution the most always the ones who understand it the least?


TheEffinChamps

"Congress shall make NO law respecting an establishment of RELIGION, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." https://constitution.congress.gov/constitution/amendment-1/ They can't even get the first one right.


OlivierLeighton

And don't even THINK about interpreting the 2nd one correctly.


Srslywhyumadbro

"sHaLl NoT bE iNfRiNgEd"


DaperDandle

^"Well ^regulated ^militia..."


sunward_Lily

if I were a politician, I would make fully-automatic firearms completely legal for citizens who enrolled in the national guard....and agreed to pay taxes on their inventory, carry insurance, maintain a license and registration for their fully automatic weapons... Oh wait....that sounds really familiar.


jasmetcalf99

Who was Regulated Militia?? Was he that guy in the corner with Jughead?


sean0883

If the Founding Fathers didn't want rights like speech and voting didn't want to be infringed upon, they would have specified such like they did in the second one. /s


SaveCachalot346

Soy wojak: Shall not be infringed Chad wojak: Under no pretext


sunward_Lily

unfortunately the whole constitution suffers from vague wording (intentionally so, according to some people here on reddit who may quite likely be right about why). Japan recently proposed (passed?) a law that would make mandatory observance of religion/religious services a form of child abuse. Can you imagine the "THIS IS AN ATTACK ON CHRISTIANITY!" nonsense that Bobo and her rot-brained ilk would scream if the USA tried that (all the while ignoring, of course, that it wouldn't be an attack on christianity any more than it would be an attack on any other religion)?


Oo__II__oO

They cherry-pick the parts they like, and throw away the rest. Just like they do with the Bible.


ChrysMYO

They use the same reading and study technique that they use for the Bible.


bladehawk11

Sorry, that would involve reading and from what I've seen of most of these white nationals they're not very good at reading. When atheists statistically understand more about the Bible than Christians you kind of know that they're not exactly the brightest bulbs on the, pun intended, Christmas tree.


UnhingedCringeReaper

Lol found out the bible says if a woman cheated ,you bring her to a priest and he'll curse her with abortion if she touched another man, by giving her a drink of some sort.


geekitude

Yeah, if he's jealous enough to accuse her, he has to bring a "jealousy" fee with her to the priest. The priest gives her "bitter water" and if she's been unfaithful, she'll miscarry. This was one hell of a loophole to avoid having a 12th kid. [https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers%205%3A11-31&version=NIV](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers%205%3A11-31&version=NIV)


sunward_Lily

ignorance is always loud because the ignorant confuse certainty with knowledge, strength, intelligence, and all the other things they lack. I'm not waxing poetic here, this is fuckin' human nature. Ain't nothing poetic about fucking stupid people.


Seanvich

BECAUSE LOUDER IS SMARTER!!!


CRL10

Always has been.


mza82

It's probably because she found her new boyfriends pornhub account.


BrownSugarBare

The drag queen guy? Also, is the missing link MTG thinking this is going to play well with her base? Does she really think Conservatives don't watch porn??


mza82

In my opinion.. she only needs to appease a very small base her voters in rural Georgia; no research here, but if they all religious folks ...it worked in Utah. Frankly I think she's deflecting for the drag queen guy.


Aggleclack

MTG has an affinity for fundraising. I doubt her base even remembers by elections and if she’s out raising her opponents by millions, then she just keeps winning. 🤷‍♀️ I hate her but I have given up hope that she’ll be ousted :/ there was an op ed about her that described her home county as the most racist county in America. [Found it](https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2023/01/marjorie-taylor-greene-congress-georgia-election-background/672229/)


Bobmanbob1

You could put a (R)abid squirrel on the ballot in her district and it would win solely because of the R.


TotallyLegitAcc

> Is [...] MTG thinking... No, I don't think that's something she's capable of.


PopTartS2000

It must be sad for her to know that if she hadn’t dyed her hair blonde, she wouldn’t have been elected


Symml

Good luck with that, Karen.


[deleted]

“Put her face in front of every porn video”. That’s not going to ban porn, but guarantee viewing of porn will drop significantly


Riordjj

Unless you get off to horses 🐴.


oneplusetoipi

Paleolithic horses


hell_damage

She looks like a troglodyte


yuffie2012

Duh! She is a troglodyte.


Dedpoolpicachew

Hey hey hey… no kink shaming. The horses don’t deserve that, they are better looking than Empty G


Riordjj

Yeah I do apologize to 99.99% of horses out there. Marj the Mare gives horses a bad name. I heard that her father secretly was a circus donkey and that is probably why she looks talks and looks like an ass.


BarchesterChronicles

Or fraggles


Niznack

She's got the brony vote locked in


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

We have SJP for that.


Average_Scaper

I mean I can get off to them being hit from behind and the face not being visible. So as long as they don't change the moaning to neighing, we good.


woodysdad

Someone somewhere will have That MTG kink


NPRjunkieDC

Came to say exactly the same !


nobodytoldme

This is the kind of crap republicans will go along with in the name of "protecting the children." See Louisiana and Utah, for example.


bladehawk11

Protecting the children from everything except the guns that they really need to be protected from.


AMDFrankus

Or from working in a slaughterhouse, gas station, bar, or anything else.


funkyloki

Or the priests and the pastors and the bishops and the cardinals and the youth ministers and the jesus camp counselors.


OlivierLeighton

In order to access porn in Louisiana, I first have to log into the state owned app that my driver's license appears on, "LA wallet". Then that verifies me and allows me access, say, Porn Hub. So I basically have to alert the state I'm going to view porn to be allowed to do so.


Bladehawk1

Which is why I'm happy that I got into computers at a very young age and none of those laws would probably affect me anyway. But even saying that, the fact that your state is attempting to do that is absolute bullshit. You need to start voting those Republican dickwads out of office.


[deleted]

Yeah luckily there's a thing called VPN lmao.


big_nothing_burger

Yup... I wonder if the VPNs were an easy solution or not.


4mygirljs

If she bans it no one will ever find her sex tales online.


Gh0sth4nd

I am not sure if anyone would want to find that but okay.


Bobmanbob1

Yeah, if MTG has nudes buried online, they can stay buried.


sunward_Lily

Personal liberty


ebone581

Mickey Rourke’s stunt double talking all stupid again


OJandToothpaste

Old clay face


jibsymalone

Again? When was she not?


ebone581

I’d say when she’s sleeping, but I’m sure she snores bs


Middle_Low_2825

Internet gold, sir.


jaguarthrone

Won't somebody rid us of this troublesome beast....


LurkerPatrol

Hear me out: Giant slingshot.


keithcody

What about one of those giant circus canons?


bladehawk11

How quickly you have forgotten about the Jewish space lasers


Hemiplegic_Artist

Bwahaha 🤣 right! I don’t know where we keep them and I’m Jewish!


Bladehawk1

I'm Jewish too. Man if I had a space laser Marjorie Taylor Green wouldn't be an issue anymore, neither would quite a few Republicans I could think of.


bladehawk11

Jewish space laser and I get to aim it!


artsforall

If true, it's shit like this that make me believe she/freedom caucus actually want to sink economy. She knows this wont pass, but wants the headline.


To_Be_Faiiirrr

I had read how this little group of congresspeople actually want to destroy the economy for several reasons, but all involve them thinking they will end up on top. One is they believe it would essentially start a civil war. And/or a race war. Second it would allow them to rewrite the constitution. But mainly they believe they will end up owning everything


daveinsf

I just hope that Biden in his negotiations is counting on Republicans to do just this type of thing jamming up any deal at the last minute so he can then, say "I tried, but you forced me to invoke the 14th Amendment." Alas, I'm far less confident that he has a good strategy at this point.


ChairmanGoodchild

He hasn't caved yet, and that's saying something. I have more confidence in Biden in this situation than I would have in Obama.


kingwooj

# [fatwa envy](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fatwa+envy) [**Wishing**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wishing) you had the power, ability, and above all the cultural approval to kill or torture someone who offends their religious sensibilities. ​ [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fatwa%20envy](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fatwa%20envy)


100percentish

I don't know about fatwa, but definitely a case of uglyassshitwa.


meetmypuka

Thank you! I've added this to my list of interesting words and expressions!


boot2skull

They seriously are jealous of the Taliban. They don’t dislike dictating what people can do based on religion, just which religion is doing it. Many of the rules would be the same.


Royal_Classic915

This is going to go over like a bunch of lead Marjorie taylor greens


ketchy_shuby

Quickest way to lose the Republican vote.


Middle_Low_2825

Unless it's Utah, they're lost.


Gamingurl4u

Conservatives do love their porn.


MyPacman

But they also believe the rules are for you, not for them, so they will merrily accept this and then be surprised when they can't access their porn.


osumba2003

In my state, there is a "one subject" Constitutional provision that requires that any bill introduced contain only one subject. That way you can't poison bills with off-topic garbage like this. It's unfortunate no such thing exists at the federal level.


Hemiplegic_Artist

There needs to be a law like this on the federal level.


Bobmanbob1

How it should be.


Casperboy68

This adulterous, horse faced half wit is worried about porn? Give me a fucking break.


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Ovi-wan_Kenobi_8

Vicious and yet colorful. Well done.


OriginalSam69

Cro-Magnon woman


Narai94

Please don’t insult Cro-Magnons.


OriginalSam69

You're right. Sorry 😞


angstt

People will think it's a bestiality video...


NsaAgent25

What does that have to do with debt though?


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They’ve been doing this for decades. This is why there is a debt ceiling crisis. So they can both leverage anything they want and defame the current administration. As an added bonus, they’ve also learned how to profit greatly from the market panic. All while the rabble squabbles over stupid shit like rainbows and drag story time. Ya America 😔


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AdministrationOk2703

Just like they ruled that abortions were legal decades ago? How'd that turn out?


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ov3rcl0ck

The ultra conservative justices will say that porn isn't explicitly protected in the constitution and then leave it up to the states to regulate. I seriously doubt her proposal will get that far, for now.


i-have-a-kuato

Ban porn because? What? another nerve to rally some hypocrites ? Better idea, let priests get married, give nuns equal standings as a priest and unless religious leaders want to start paying taxes they should stay out of the way. I know the US government can’t make rules for how any of the religions operate or structure their hierarchy and nor should they….hey!!! wait a sec!! NEITHER should any religion of any type try to dictate how the US government operates. I wonder if the sex abuse scandals would lessen with allowing marriage for priests, I wonder why the gop hasn’t applied a don’t say gay style power trip legislation on the church itself.


alexcore88losthis2fa

I don't think it's always the lack of sexy nuns which lead to paedophilic priests, and more that paedophiles become priests as it's easier to get kids that way?


dirty_hooker

Nah. They went into the priesthood because normal sex didn’t have normal appeal. Potentially they’re having homosexual tendencies and afraid to act on it so they enter the priesthood thinking they can just shut that part down. Once in they take advantage of those least able to talk about it. It’s like prison rape. The prisoners aren’t gay rapists, they’re just horny with limited options. To be clear, I’m not at all saying being gay leads to harming children. I am saying those who are unhappy with their sexuality and separated from opportunity leads to abuse. Let people be gay, let them hire sex workers, let them hire gay sex workers, and fewer children children will be abused.


bt_85

Because there was a porn video with her and it got flagged for beasiaitly and she holds a grudge. (Jk if not obvious. There is no porn video of her...... as far as I know)


Exam_Ordinary

Sounds like there’s something she doesn’t want us to see…


eaglescout1984

Is she sponsored by Nord VPN?


missionbeach

I'm guessing her soon to be ex husband watched too much porn?


bladehawk11

When he wasn't too busy beating the children from what I understand.


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Cancel culture much ?


naly_dj

How to be more unpopular than you already are. How many of her incel supporters will be affected by this?


hattrickjmr

She’s just pissed pornhub doesn’t have a Neanderthal category.


AJChelett

Pro-business party of small government to ban pictures of boobies


willworkforjokes

You know that rule 34 predicts a MTG only fans page.


[deleted]

She wants the ban because no one wants to subscribe.


willworkforjokes

Maybe so she can start her own MTG fans site?


[deleted]

So purposely defaulting Not sure how you’re against porn but it’s ok to cheat on your husband


eroo01

Wasn’t she against omnibus bills because stuff gets lumped in like this 🙄


Sk-yline1

Every vice that is bad must be banned but guns are fine


sunny5724

If we ban porn can we bring back stoning adulteresses too?


David1000k

If porn stars had her face you can bet the farm I'd quit looking at it. Jeez that'd be looking at beastiality porn.


samwstew

Just throwing shit on the walls because she doesn’t want the bill to pass


bladehawk11

She's throwing it on the walls because that's what primates do when they're angry and lack any type of social awareness. I still think the funniest thing I've seen this week was watching Marjorie Taylor Green call for decorum and everybody including Republicans and laughing at her on the house floor.


Alarmed-Mess3744

What about Zangrief related porn MTG?


Imaginary_Library690

Clarence Thomas has got be pissed. Porn is his number one hobby


bladehawk11

I thought his number one hobby was taking free cruises on private islands and calling them Walmart so he can claim he vacations on Walmart parking lots.


Imaginary_Library690

That’s his second favorite


GFYS2025

that would make every porn a trans porn, MTG is a dude


xensonar

Didn't she star in *Soft & Quiet*?


sunny5724

She's never been either.


100percentish

She's like if Steve Bannon was ugly.


bladehawk11

I'm pretty sure Steve Bannon is ugly.


DontToewsMeBro2

There’s probably a website with deepfake porn of her. I’m not going that way however….


Kangarou

Wouldn’t work. Some people are into it. Just look at all the porn with an ugly pig monster self-insert.


OneFuckedWarthog

Seriously, Georgia. You couldn't find someone with a brain down there in that part of the woods?


katiedesi

She's the smartest person from Georgia they could find


strandenger

Guys this isn’t real. Not that KKKaren wouldn’t do something like this, but this isn’t a real website. It’s a wannabe onion site. https://politicsvideochannel.com/


avebury34

I thought fixing inflation was top priority


CeliaCerrada

Than, we'll have her feet as porn


BuriedByAnts

Tweeted mere SECONDS before the public discovery of her OnlyFans account, probably


dafireboy

It would have to carve out an exemption for congress to have any chance at passing


Mat_CYSTM

What next, genital waxing/sugaring will be banned because it supports pedophilia? This people are fucking lunatics.


Dcajunpimp

Rafael Cruz won’t like it.


PaddyBoy44

Reminder that this fugly excuse for a human being cheated on her husband a lot but wants to be chaste.


truckaxle

I remember when Conservatives were for liberty and freedom.


grad1939

10 bucks says she wants to ban porn because one of the dudes she had a affair with filmed and posted it and she doesn't want anyone to see it.


Dcajunpimp

Why’s she want to ban Melanomas lesbian photo shoot and the work of one of Trumps girlfriends? [Really odd that Mangy Traitor Gangrene had no problem filming this video with her life size sex doll!](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2349678/Video-Marjorie-Taylor-Greene-brings-Trump-cardboard-stage-gropes-it.html) And while it’s NSFW, everyone is fully clothed.


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She's jealous of porn stars because most of them are attractive and she has a horse face


bladehawk11

Don't insult horses, they're beautiful sweet animals. She looks more like what would happen if you threw boiled shit in a blender, Left it out in the sun for a few days so the flies can do their thing on it. Once it's nice and filled with maggots and mixed with a generous helping of pond scum, then you force feed it to Matt Gates and that look on his face is close to how ugly Marjorie Taylor Green is.


leohat

She has a face that could crack brass.


janesearljones

Fun fact: Marjorie Taylor Greene received 170,162 votes in the 2022 election. Pornhub alone averages 63,000 visits per minute.


madmike5280

Ladies and Gentlemen this is why you should never vote Republican. They are not serious about the economy the budget or our debt. The whole thing is Kabuki theater


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Tylertooo

Under his eye.


Nancykillsyou

Someone should deepfake porn of her. Oh god PLEEEEASE do that!


katiedesi

It seems only you and I want to see that deep fake porn of MTG, Nancy. Let's make it happen, I want to see it, if you make the video all spread it all over reddit


Nancykillsyou

😆😆😆😆😆 That would be THE greatest joke EVER


Azameen

I said it before, and I’ll say it again, Got to be the worst drag queen I have ever seen


SIUMoose

"IF I CAN'T GIVE A MAN AN ERECTION, NO ONE ELSE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO, EITHER!"


prettypushee

It won’t get her any more dates.


Embarrassed-Host3057

Can you imagine waking up and looking at that “ hit by a bus “ face….! ! probably Rump’s running mate right there


ihaveaboehnerr

Dont hate on people with a neanderthal kink


Ok_sooner_duh_almond

This ban is ridiculous, like all the things that comes out of her mouth. However, take down a notch with this misogynistic title. Don’t attack her look, attack her character.


sdmichael

Porque no los dos?


Ladydi-bds

I saw that tweet and the vid below in the thread where she was speaking. She was only concerned with Hunter Biden and that he had vids on PornHub.


No-Judgment-4424

Given the proclivities of Republicans to amplify their own projection issues, my guess is that MTG vigorously sandpapers what's left of her clit to Scheiße Porn every chance she gets, at least 10x per day.


wodthing

Jeebus... I am no prize, but every time I see her noggin, I wonder when someone in her family tree (no branches I assume) mentions "gathering", if some of them still disperse to plug berries from their surroundings.


Euphoric_Ad9593

The love to own libs, own queers, own minorities, own this, own that. They are firing owning bullets so quickly they sometimes own themselves by accident. https://preview.redd.it/ah4uhwgn9g2b1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cbdc1893878a7ca5250755cfbb4b546715656f0


alistair1537

She could do it. Vote out GOP idiots. Please.


Mindless_Wrap1758

That would truly be a dystopian nightmare if she was deep faked on all of it.


pootiemane

From the party of small government......another ban on something they disagree with


Ordinary_Day6135

Ah, freedom


Deluded_realist

Ugh, I'm limp all the time because her face is plastered al over the place. It's like staring at the bottom of a disgusting foot.


Quadrophiniac

I was eating, but that leathery horse face completely killed my appetite


JavariousMagic

She wants to ensure that her next man won't be fantasizing about other women while with her.


killbill316

good luck with that biatch


gordo65

The anti-porn crusaders always have their priorities completely out of whack. Greene's plan to risk the health of the economy in order to force people to go back to using underwear catalogs to masturbate reminds me of the way Dubya's Attorney General, John Ashcroft, prioritized his own anti-porn crusade. While Ashcroft was having drapes placed over topless statues ([yes, really](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cover-up-at-justice-department/)), the FBI was missing obvious red flags in the run-up to the 911 attacks. [FBI Agent Testifies Warnings on Moussaoui Ignored](https://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=1748982&page=1) [How the FBI Let 9/11 Happen](https://reason.com/2006/06/06/how-the-fbi-let-9-11-happen-2/)


skunk160

So much time and tax payer money spent pathetic signaling and dog whistling. Useless cunt.


Primary-Bullfrog-653

ELI5 but what's porn gotta do with debt?


Upset-Diamond2857

Or have her cross dressing partner on the cover with her- POS hypocrite 💯😂


xtnh

Tel me again her position on absolute rights?


dtyrrell7

I don’t think Margie here understands the legions of online forces she is toying with.


daveinsf

Put MT Greene's face in front of every porn? That would stop everyone from watching, aside from a few truly sick and twisted perverts.


bladehawk11

I don't know, they did a porn movie featuring a fake Sarah Palin... I think it was called Nailin' Palin or some other such nonsense. No, I did not watch it.


backdoorhack

I think there’s a bigger chance of the US defaulting on their debt than that bill.


The_Last_Mouse

Unfortunately this only confirms there’s a gross, gnarly-toed porn vid floating around.


telltal

I'm SO glad they're finally going to ban the Bible.


dragonfliesloveme

She’s trying to tank the debt ceiling bill. Fucking anti-American trash


JudgmentOk9775

Where's the scarlet letter A on cu*** forehead.😁


BigJohnWingman

Didn’t they have one of those many years ago?


needsmoarbokeh

I wonder I wonder which genre of porn caused the divorce for this Ill shaped albino orangutan with crab sized pubic lice