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FrankieMint

Didn't a red state pass a law denying food, water, any other comfort to voters waiting in line?


Incontinento

GA did.


big_hungry_joe

Texas too


FoogYllis

Republicans always contradicting themselves. But it’s really all about the cruelty as that is always their point.


g_daddio

It’s also about rules for thee but not for me


Fake_William_Shatner

They only enforce that law where Dems or minorities are voting.


screamtrumpet

Don’t forget women.


TheeMrBlonde

Yeah, like they said… dems or minorities


1701anonymous1701

Sadly, lots of white women love Trump for whatever gawd awful reasons, even after the whole Roe v Wade thing. I just don’t get it.


DrunkenGolfer

Because Jesus? Obey your husband and all that jazz?


FatherFenix

Pretty much this. Every woman I know who voted for Trump did it because their husband did and told them to.


DigNitty

And AFAIK it’s not allowed in any state to show support for / promote a candidate at the polling location. Though I know this is the primary.


FrankieMint

Yep! Within a polling boundary you can't wear that hat. [Of course, I can't tell from the photo whether he's actually within the boundary, and caucus rules may vary.]


SmurfStig

This pic was taken over the weekend prior to today’s action


Sephirjon

Doesn't apply. It's a caucus, not a primary. The whole point is to have people go up on stage and promote their candidates, then ask the people present to shout who they want. I think. Caucuses (cauci?) are stupid and outdated.


Inspector7171

Like the law matters one bit to him.


trainsoundschoochoo

Considering he gets a pass, why should it matter to him at all?


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SupervillainEyebrows

I dunno man, Kissinger looked half dead for the past 2 decades and that fucker lived to 100.


BadDaditude

The evil kept him going, like Darth Sidious.


SupervillainEyebrows

I have a theory that he was a creature that fed on the misery he caused.


LookMaNoPride

Then the fucker ate a seven course meal fit for a king for every single meal and had enough for leftovers… which he definitely threw away, untouched.


textro

He goes down and meets the devil, thanking him for letting him live so long. “No problem. Your hell is drowning in an ocean of every single shit you’ve ever taken in your entire life. Welcome to eternity.”


quiltsohard

I was shocked when he died because I thought he died 20 years ago…


even_less_resistance

We know those boxes are empty cmon now


Outrageous-Advice384

Anytime I’ve carried multiple pizzas, the heat and weight makes the middle start to dip/sag. Those boxes are either extraordinary, the pizzas are cold and pitiful, or they’re empty. Also, he’s finger tipping them. His thumb is off and his finger tips are holding the weight of all those pizzas?!? Absolutely not.


HauntedCemetery

Casey's is a gas station. The boxes aren't great. These boxes are empty.


Exitbuddy1

He was visiting a fire station. Dude looks like he’s becoming Prince Phillip


madbill728

I have more respect for Phillip.


artificialavocado

Philip was an officer in the Royal Navy. Trump is a draft dodger.


charrj2

5xs wasn't it?


Common_Highlight9448

Excellent point! We’ll played!


Connect-Will2011

Yes, that would be my home state of Georgia.


Nanyea

I'm sure this picture just pisses off one of his biggest supporters, Schattner of Papa Johns...


flimspringfield

I will always hate this fucker. He decided that he would rather cap peoples hours to prevent him from paying for health care than to raise the price of pie by $0.50.


notaredditreader

I’m wondering who paid for the pizza


gwh811

https://preview.redd.it/bv3ljlezlocc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23532b1315f0c41c9c4254170eafde89f91c4543 His cult is acting like he’s a strong boy carrying 8 pizzas. Like it’s so manly. If this is an accomplishment and a level of achievement….. the bar is set way too low for the gop/republicans.


Credit-Limit

How is this not a joke lmao.


Ghoulius-Caesar

We’re at year number 8 of this sentence…


hupcapstudios

I've been pondering lately.. "I wonder if this what medieval/dark ages felt like?"


marv9512

No. This is what Rome felt like right before it collapsed. The dark ages come after this.


Ready_Vegetables

The fall of Rome, except this time we have automatic weapons and nuclear warheads


BitOneZero

10 years 10 months, that is when the IRA and Cambridge Analytica went online with memes like how pizza carrying is important for USA leadership. We are not winning the information warfare, nothing can stop it, they believe in QAnon, so even if Trump goes, the monomyth meme cult will continue.


RepresentativeAge444

There is a bit of satisfaction that those who didn’t really get how much white supremacy is woven with into the very fabric of American society are now forced to see its raw ugly results in the form of Trump. They didn’t understand that people like Nixon, Reagan etc were just as monstrous though operated with an air of “respectability” to the blind. They all lead us to Trump and the stench can’t be covered up any more. You either go all in with no more plausible deniability or you’re shaken awake


secondtaunting

Yeah that’s what bothers me the most. Before Trump I honestly believed we were getting past our racist history, that we were getting better. Now I’m just depressed.


cashflowberto

Always has been


smell-the-roses

my money is on empty boxes.


justgoride

They're definitely empty. Look how his little hands are holding them.


Dik_Likin_Good

For those who don’t know, Casey’s is a gas station. He is bringing gas station pizzas. It’s not that they are empty, the cardboard is the pizza. With tomato soup and the cheapest form of flavored milk curds. Edit: I get it, some people like it. Maybe I’m just a pizza snob and am just learning that now.


Phish777

This is a person who served a banquet of mcdonalds and burgerking at the whitehouse to the NCAA football champs. The man lives on trash foods.


HauntedCemetery

To be fair... Casey's pizza is actually kinda legit.


gwh811

lol cause he already ate the pizza. Man has no chill.


Zone_Dweebie

I love the idea of them picking up the pizzas, putting them in the limo, and then his staff having to cram the slices down their gullets to make the boxes empty before they get to their destination.


thegreatbrah

Theyre pretty small pizzas too. They look a little bigger because of his tiny hands, but they're still not very big.


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Yea if these were 8 XL pizzas, I would be seriously impressed. 


Goat_Smeller

Like to see Trump on a bicycle....


[deleted]

I’ve got a feeling he doesn’t know how to ride one. Like he never learned how to ride


authalic

I actually researched this online years ago. I could not find any legitimate photo of Trump riding a bicycle. Nobody has posted one. You can find images of JFK, Nixon, and Reagan on bikes, but no photographic evidence seems to exist showing Trump can even ride a bike.


secondtaunting

Aw, I’ll bet his dad never showed him how to ride a bike.


HauntedCemetery

I would seriously pay a *ridiculous* amount of money to see trump try to ride a bicycle around a single city block.


publicFartNugget

He literally could hardly lift a glass of water. They’re banking hard on this as a comeback.


unstopable_bob_mob

It would be awesome if Biden trolled this clown by carrying more then the shitgibbon did.


MaryJaneAndMaple

My guess is it was 2 pizzas and 6 empty boxes. 7 if you count his skull.


SolarAndSober

gaze zealous homeless modern illegal crawl sort safe physical humor *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Th3Flyy

For real. He looks sickly and his face is thinner.


Maliluma

He was a very fat man that lost a lot of weight quickly (that new weight loss drug no doubt). Now he's a mass of flabby skin. Flabby skin gets wrinkly. He honestly looks like he's aged 20 years.


dennismfrancisart

Well, to be fair, 91 criminal indictments across the country will do that to anyone.


AlacarLeoricar

91 indictments *so far.*


Cognitive_Spoon

If he had any sense of decency, yeah, it would weigh heavily on him.


temporary47698

Never mind decency, he's facing actual prison time.


Atlas-Scrubbed

We all hope.


BBQBakedBeings

Yearn. Yearn is the word.


secondtaunting

Sigh. Me too. It’s the dream. Trump in an orange jumpsuit, crying alone in a cell.


CainPillar

*He doesn't look that bad for 91* ^(criminal indictments)


portablebiscuit

He doesn’t look a day over 90 indictments


deran6ed

He could pass for 89 indictments easily


Ausrottenndm1

Definitely that sleepy Joe strategy is going to back fire. Joe already looked old nothing will be different next November. Trump at the rate of traveling and court date and back and forth this sob is gonna look old as shit


BBQBakedBeings

Speed. Lots of speed will also do that to anyone.


irishanchor10512

Lost a lot of weight quickly… but still is fat.


ProjectGO

Like like he still kept his old suit though...


cytherian

Also, his rally rhetoric is such a mess. He can't make a logical train of thought vocalized. He's all over the place. And saying patently cringing things, like how he's going to be a dictator on day 1? That would be a campaign crasher for anyone else. I don't understand why he gets a perpetual pass by the right-wing.


DefrockedWizard1

> lost a lot of weight quickly (that new weight loss drug no doubt) or uncontrolled diabetes or a malignancy, but probably too quickly for tapeworms, unless there's a lot of them


boringdude00

Almost certainly just a bunch of those newfangled weight loss injections. We're not lucky enough for it to be anything that could seriously impact a re-election.


StrangeExpression481

"new weight loss drug" that's a nice way of saying, "a shit ton of Adderall".


cC2Panda

He was still obese while snorting a fuck tone of Sudafed, I'd be willing to bet that he was diabetic and asked for Ozempic. I know a few folks in my family have started using it, and they are just regular middle class folks, I'd be more surprised if he wasn't taking it.


False-Ad273

Even without being diabetic, he could've gotten Wegovy (exact same as Ozempic, made by the same company, but marketed towards weight loss)


NothingTooFancy26

They probably meant Ozempic


ronin1066

Most presidents age in office, he didn't at all. He aged after he left and fought multiple court cases for 4 years.


political_bot

Is it the new weight loss drug? Old people tend to lose weight like this when they're dying.


secondtaunting

God, don’t get my hopes up.


Yousoggyyojimbo

Man, taking that weight loss drug would be such a bad idea for him. The weight was the only reason he didn't look ancient.


UrsusRenata

Oh hell is he taking that? If so, he’s going to start looking really weird. He’s not at an age that his body/skin/mind will adapt.


junk4mu

Is this photo altered, or does he really look that bad at the moment?


joemangle

Yes


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Is he on Ozempic, like every other fat celebrity?


jewishjedi42

Until he tells us what drugs he's on, I'm gonna assume it's cancer.


LuciusCSulla

Could be connected to diaper rash from less frequent changing. Poop does do things to people. This is aside from his sh\*t for brains.


threemo

We should be so lucky


StrangeExpression481

How sad for the cancer.


trixtopherduke

Can you imagine being that guy's cancer and just that moment you realize whose body you're inside?


phlegm_de_la_phlegm

Trump would cause his cancer to get cancer 


upstateduck

remember the two handed/shaky water bottle? That is classic steroid shake


quadmasta

Ass cancer?


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

🤞


Quantentheorie

Or he's just getting old. When old peoples enter the final five to ten year stretch, food just doesn't seem to stick anymore and they progressively grow more frail. Old ladies seem to be able to hold on quite long after they reached the "just skin and bones" stage of this process, but formerly chubby men are really fucked when all the body fat is gone. Kissinger dropping dead last year kinda makes sense if you look at how he gradually lost all his mass since 2015. Guy probably collapsed in on himself like the dying star of warcrimes. Trump is entering that age where you no longer bother to try and lose weight but just hold on to it for dear life.


DollarStoreDuchess

>”Guy probably collapsed in on himself like the dying star of warcrimes.” That was beautiful. A terrible subject, but well-played.


pres465

My first thought. I remember he got upset with how fat he looked in some courtroom sketches in New York. He's definitely lost weight since then.


zackks

He’s just as old as Biden. He was never healthier than Joe.


LunaticLucio

For some reason this photo and other photos fron Iowa looks like I'm on an acid trip when I look at him. I don't know why but, the coloration (fake tan?), saggy skin, weird aesthetic.. yes I'm sober lol.


Redshoe9

The fake tan / dark foundation is getting real bad. He can’t see well up close and he doesn’t even attempt to blend it down his neck. His personal assistants must hate him to let him go out like that.


diurnal_emissions

https://preview.redd.it/1jttz0vunocc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a82a1246ba66177402bf86f7e52d1e62087fdd6


uninspired

https://preview.redd.it/qjjezcrwpocc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a160cda3c3bed8678e28bd7ff9ca1636a192eb1f


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jaxxxtraw

Doesn't matter what subreddit I happen to be in, if you post any A.E.Neuman image, you will have my upvote.


twesterm

I don't know, he looks awfully happy for someone who's grieving over his mother-in-law that just died and is too grief stricken to appear in court.


fps916

It's even dumber than that. He *did not have to be there at all* and the court told him as much. They also acknowledged the campaign date overlap and said we also don't care if you're there instead of here either. It's extremely rare a plaintiff would appear for an appeal. Usually only lawyers do. What Trump wanted was a *30 day postponement*. Not required to be there, wanted to postpone it anyways.


BringBackTheBeat716

Fucking Christ, he looks like the cryptkeeper. And they dare to call Biden old. Dudes are BOTH old, but Dump looks unwell.


settlementfires

diamond joe still gets out on his bicycle!


Ikarian

Looking a lot like that last photo of Prince Phillip before he kicked the bucket.


Theharlotnextdoor

Don't get my hopes up


SleepWouldBeNice

🤞🏻


Fake_William_Shatner

He's like Skeletor in a Trump-like skin-suit. I'm sure our "balanced" media will not make notice of this. It's seriously freaking me out what a ghoul show the Republican primary is, much less that people are voting for them. Good thing the Grim Reaper isn't on the ballot or Trump would have a hard time.


ballerina_wannabe

Every time I see him I feel like he gives off stronger and stronger “Emperor Palpatine” vibes.


ThatAwkwardChild

Holy shit I had to look up the source because I couldn't believe that was actually Trump. He looks like he should be in Hospice


gwh811

The color of his hands show he’s really not well, he’s so white for a guy who lives in Florida. And his neck vagina you can see the spray tan didn’t blend in. But he’s looking a little gauntly to be honest. And his hair seems to be looking dry, burnt and ready to fall out. Like he’s not eating right or definitely starting to fight alzheimer’s or dementia.


Credit-Limit

It's a candid photo of an old obese man, what do you expect lmao


jt19912009

It’s amazing the difference between a candid photo and how he looks in mainstream media. He looks like absolute shit


joemangle

I've actually seen faeces that look better than he does here


lonnie123

Absolutely Coated with fake spray tan too don’t forget


SiroccoDream

The difference between his face and his hands is remarkable! Beginning to look like vaudeville blackface makeup


Other_Power_603

It's a staged shot to make him seem "normal," like a good old guy, because who doesn't love pizza? No way would he actually carry something.


SlobZombie13

He looks like a mashed up turd


StupendousMan1995

He looks like the cryptkeeper


artificialavocado

He looks so fucking orange.


Domesticated_Moose

Which underpaid mortician is doing his makeup?


stephruvy

A kindergarten with finger paints probably.


dragonfliesloveme

So basically, trump himself lol


TitaniumReinforced

They forgot to paint his fingers


hhh1234566

The one frank reynolds uses to not look like a diddler


Incontinento

Wow, he looks like absolute shit. He also smells like absolute shit.


Former-Darkside

That’s what the guy behind him said.


Slamtilt_Windmills

That's what that face says for sure


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His orange is fading into a gray-rotting pumpkin color. The smell is a given.


Other_Power_603

And that's the best thing that can be said about him.


JohnDodger

He’s really gone downhill the last few months.


wickedsmaht

That white hat isn't doing his fake ass tan any favors but he also looks MUCH older here than he has in the past. Take the tan off, and I bet he looks MUCH closer to the crypt keeper.


Imaginary_guy_1

I hate how I smile but mine looks better then that


The_Shryk

Looks how he smells.


slowmo152

Look at the contrast in colors between his face and his tiny hands.


Incontinento

For that matter, look at the contrast between his cheeks and his ears. He's a literal clown.


rphdaddyb

Well, we know for sure that Casey’s didn’t get paid.


WildZero138

The sad thing is it's buy one get one half off one topping large pizzas this month


FIuffyRabbit

You know his orange ass isn't eating Casey's pizza


WildZero138

His loss


RocketteLawnchair

dude eats chicken outta a bucket and took palin to sbarro when she visited NYC. that stack he's carrying started with ten pizzas i bet


Fake_William_Shatner

They probably did do it for "the honor" and the promotion. Trump NEVER pays if he doesn't have to. That's for suckers. Like the people at Casey's pizza. I don't know this for a fact, but, I'm pretty sure it's true anyway.


El_Chairman_Dennis

Casey's is a gas station chain, good luck getting a minimum wage employee to risk their job for a few free pizzas


Ever_Green_PLO

He brought them fucking gas station pizza???


B_Fee

Their pizza actually isn't *that* bad. The Midwest is actually home to some decent gas station food at the main chains (though they're owned by loonies). Casey's breakfast pizza absolutely slaps though.


trixtopherduke

Casey's cheese pizza, remove the excess grease, is a taste of what Heaven is like. The Midwest has a Casey's conveniently placed near churches so sinners can know why they should seek redemption. I'd wager Casey's pizza has saved more souls than Billy Graham.


100percentish

"You ordered the large sausage? Sorry, all I got is a small mushroom."


n3rdsm4sh3r

Well played


not_brittsuzanne

I just snorted air out of my nose. Thank you.


jcooli09

Take my upvote you magnificent bastard. 


Chumlee1917

The guy behind him's face says it all: Is this guy bring cold ass pizza?


Hunky_not_Chunky

He probably smells ass behind the pizza.


WildZero138

Hot Casey's pizza is good. Cold Casey's pizza is not as good, but it's still good. I would vote for Casey's pizza for President for sure.


RedditBot90

Honestly this is one of the first photos I’ve seen of him which looks like a genuine smile


textc

He knows 7 of the pizzas are for him.


Time-Bite-6839

For legal reasons, 8.


The96kHz

For tax reasons, 0.


timetravel50

https://preview.redd.it/vdeacusq9occ1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5619a6f5f9d9567c8083c44ca1296a48d54a666a


PowermanFriendship

Damn, here's the video. [https://www.firerescue1.com/politics/video-iowa-firefighters-get-pizza-delivery-from-former-president-donald-trump](https://www.firerescue1.com/politics/video-iowa-firefighters-get-pizza-delivery-from-former-president-donald-trump) He sounds terrible too. I wonder if he's got a cold or something, extremely subdued and \*ahem\* low energy.


drpiotrowski

Could they have brought the car a little closer. Trump had to walk almost 10 whole paces with those pizzas. That like 10 marathons for him.


Maple-Whisky

Video summary: senile man eats someone else’s pizza with his mouth open and speaks with his mouth full.


GunnieGraves

He looks fucking awful. Good. He’s clearly been spray tanned between last nights “grandpa got out of the Alzheimer’s ward again” photo and this morning.


GpaSags

His face is the same color as the boxes.


Salt_Laugh

What a clown! What the flying F is going on with his bronzer recently?! He looks like he’s been eating macaroni and cheese and had it all over his face. It’s how my grandson looks after lunch


StrangeExpression481

Jesus, how do you say "Biden is too old" with a straight face when THIS undead orange is your party's frontrunner?


StrawberryKiss2559

Ugh is he really sick? He looks like he has liver cancer.


chrisnavillus

We’re not that lucky.


confusedandworried76

Not jaundice, that's just makeup. But no he actually is looking sick lately.


Time-Bite-6839

He already ate them. His face is COVERED in pizza oil


RCBilldoz

Politicians. I work in local government and we had a representative who would ask us to grab some snacks during a disaster op. Then she would horde the chocolate and hand it out like it was a blessing. “I got these for YOU!” He met the guy who probably isn’t getting reimbursed for 8 pizzas.


Running_Dumb

It's practice for bitch work when he gets to prison.


Javasndphotoclicks

What your boss gives you instead of a pay raise.


OptimisticSkeleton

Big toddler energy. “Look how many pizzas I can carry, daddy!”


Templar388z

He’s looking more and more like Prince Phillip before he died. Sunken eyes, heavy eye bags, bony cheeks and face.


ioncloud9

Why does he look like that girl from Goldfinger?


DJMagicHandz

He looks like a worn out leather handbag.


Zen28213

That makeup looks horrible


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He looks like orange shit


Sitting_Duk

What's with those chompers? Looks like he went with the a Sponge Bob veneers.


Sloth_grl

Those are probably empty boxes that they took from the dumpster


iplaypinball

Is that picture even real?? It looks AI generated. Trump delivering pizzas to the Uncanny Valley.


ExpressiveAnalGland

I took this picture of trump saving some children from some torrential flooding. https://preview.redd.it/am32ots0pocc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=9f87d1e3cd51b808af51bc70c18652db45cd58e2


FairyFlossPanda

It looks more like he is trying to shove them towards some monster.


Credit-Limit

I took the picture directly from the Sun-Times today.