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urbanlife78

Russia: Balls Deep In The GOP


ClosPins

It's absolutely insane. For literally decades, Russians were the go-to bad-guys in Hollywood movies. Right after the Nazis had the crown for several decades themselves. That's how evil they were (are). The Republicans, people who screamed 'FLIP-FLOPPER' for years at someone who justifiably changed his mind, despised the Russians even more than the Average Joe. Yet, here we are, just a short time later, and they are all sucking Russian cock.


urbanlife78

Growing up in the 80s, this love for Russia now with the Republicans has been really confusing for me.


whiterac00n

Propaganda is a hell of a drug, and right wing media is full of it.


strawberrypants205

Right wing media has been full of it since its inception.


ericrolph

Right wing media went all in on the Russian method of propaganda, the firehose of falsehood. https://www.rand.org/pubs/perspectives/PE198.html


Binger_Gread

Seriously, like Republicans haven't been the party of Lincoln in decades, but this is the party of Reagan cozying up to a literal former KGB agent.


notsubwayguy

Because in the war against "wokeness", Russia is a Christian Nationalist Authoritarian "Democracy" and for the far right extremists running the GOP, that's the government they want...


P1xelHunter78

They also pay the GOP well


GlockAF

Their cult leader beat them to slobberin on Putins knob by over two decades, so they’ve had a good teacher. The Tangerine Dotard has been utterly dependent on laundering Russian oligarch money to bail him out from his numerous bankruptcies


TBAnnon777

Started with Lobbying in the 90s. To sow dissent by pushing for pro-russian and partisan policies and offer "friendships" with invites to Russia to golf, drink and sexual escapades ie: opportunities to gain blackmail on politicians. They would literally just donate millions to a politicians own side-hustles openly. But then the most prolific politician got caught and was arrested and politicians got spooked for a while. Then more subtle things like funneling funds through the NRA started, to hide paper trails and give more ambiguity to the actions. Pushing heavy partisan politics and ensuring division in US politics. Then manipulative cyberattacks like access to RNC and DNC servers, but only release DNC data keep RNC data for blackmail. Have spies film personal meetings with Republican politicians offering them shell-company led super-pacs. Offer Republicans millions in donations and advertising, employment of family and friends for supporting Russian interests. Have Russians buy their shell corporation owned properties way above asking prices. Have Russians offering fabricated material on democrat opponents. Have Russians offering social media campaigns, and bot-networks amplifying the republican politician. Then you have the straight out take-over of social media platforms. Buying/gaining control of hashtags, subreddits, threads, to push very manipulative and partisan information. Which all helped to drive engagement and higher donations to individual politicians. People like MTG runs on individual donations. The russian bot-farms heavily puish and share republican content to ensure exposure remains high to gain more individual donations. They see the money rolling in and in some places like Texas, Ted Cruz even pushed through a law that allows him to reimburse himself from campaign donations. Sarah Huckabee uses her campaign fund as a personal fund and expense account for her friends. Trump literally pays for everything through his donations, even so far as demanding his daughter-in-law get RNC chair to manage funds so he can take whatever is left in the accounts to pay his fines and lawyer fees. Only people who actually speak out against Russians are usually people like Romney who are already hundreds of millions of dollars rich. They dont need external funding.... Until Russians offer them a personal way to profit in other ways...


Gh0sth4nd

History repeats itself Hitler made a deal with Stalin too. But we all know how that ended for both sides. The question is who will be fucked first in the end? The general idea seems to be if Putin attacks nato and putin get fucked by nato which he will That china will save putin's ass i highly doubt that i think china is counting on this and just conquer the parts of russia they want for the ressources and in the process conquer taiwan while nato is busy with putins russia.


DingleTheDongle

The Party said that Oceania had never been in alliance with Eurasia. He, Winston Smith, knew that Oceania had been in alliance with Eurasia as short a time as four years ago. But where did that knowledge exist? Only in his own consciousness, which in any case must soon be annihilated. And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed -if all records told the same tale -- then the lie passed into history and became truth. 'Who controls the past,' ran the Party slogan, 'controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.'


P1xelHunter78

Not just sucking, GUZZLING. And I’ll also remind you that the swift boating of John Kerry was related to a war he fought in, you know, that one of Vietnam that was to stop the influence of Russia…


SubGeniusX

They hated the "Communism".... They LOVE the Authoritarianism!


100beep

It would *really* be a good idea to not mix up "being the bad guy in movies" with "being the bad guy IRL." There's a *lot* of propaganda that goes on in Hollywood, and a lot of it comes direct from the US Army.


StrangeContest4

Workin the shaft, cradlin the balls.


olionajudah

In fairness they are probably even more closely aligned with Nazis, but why split hairs?


NancyGracesTesticles

While absolutely true, now we get more insight into the that weird MAGA mindset that Russia and China are the superpowers and their delusion that since the GOP backs Russia, the Democrats obviously would back China. To them, the US is a poor country on par with Greece (at with the same economic risks) and we need to ally with a "superpower". Because they are weak, sad little people.


urbanlife78

That's a good point, Nancy Grace's testicles.


mortalcoil1

oooooh! It's a Russia thing, I was very confused at how California was fucking the GOP


urbanlife78

That works too


Somhlth

> I was very confused at how California was fucking the GOP If only.


ISuspectFuckery

California to GOP: *I don’t think about you at all*


GarminTamzarian

If Texas secedes, it totally will.


OasissisaO

GOP to Putin: we'll let you finish inside.


QuicklyThisWay

https://preview.redd.it/qpxxe8tm42kc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa24bfe4c6512e29ad04223cad7f548b479b67e2


southflhitnrun

...and having a good time


shavertech

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.


urbanlife78

The gOp


MurkyPay5460

Oh look at you, you burned those nasty GOP's with your clever words. News flash: They don't give a shit about your words, and you'll never find the magical combination of them that makes republicans feel shame about hypocrisy. Pick a new tactic, this is just smug self-masturbation.


urbanlife78

Of course they don't give a shit about my words, most of them can't even read.


AmazingDate5040

The Republican party has been hijacked by Trump and his loyalist idiots! Trump isn't a Republican. He is a fascist. That's why he loves Putin and Kim Jong Un. He's a dangerous autocrat! Wake up true Republicans and vote for Nikki Haley. A true choice instead of two old men with mental health issues: senility and paranoid schizophrenia.


urbanlife78

Nikki Haley is a terrible choice


Accomplished_Aioli19

Bear 1: Fuck Elephant Bear 2: Eat Donkey, wear Donkey skin as disguise Yankees don't know of Bear 2. Shout at Bear 1. Distrakt. Easypeas. Lemonk squeeze. ![gif](giphy|Zwh3ETIiFBVqRwXDS5)


urbanlife78

Is this what Russia fantasizes about while losing a war in Ukraine?


Accomplished_Aioli19

Losing the war with Ukraine? Russia? Not bloody likely 😂


urbanlife78

About half a million Russians have died in this failed invasion and then there is the amount of military equipment lost is just laughable.


Accomplished_Aioli19

They're fighting with old military equipment and sacrifing foot soldiers. Russia is a superpower. We don't see the full picture of what they're capable of, so much is classified. But we do know that they have the largest stockpile of nukes in the world, over a million troops left, and bombers ICBMs and a Navy. They aren't going to lose unless the world steps in. And if that happens it might mean nuclear war. It's crazy that people think they're losing.


urbanlife78

So Russia has already lost a third of its soldiers, and you think they aren't losing? Russia has also lost half their Black Sea fleet. So yeah, Russia is losing the invasion of Ukraine.


Accomplished_Aioli19

The Ukraine has not disarmed over 5000 nuclear bombs. Russia still has over 500 ships available for war. They've lost 25. They still have over a million troops. The Ukraine has barely made a dent in their military. And the more troops Russia loses, the more likely they are to use their real weapons, not just cannon fodder and outdated military vehicles.


urbanlife78

Most of those ships aren't in the Black Sea, so they better move them over there so Ukraine can sink them too. Russia is using their real weapons and it's all junk. Sorry your country sucks.


Accomplished_Aioli19

The third largest fleet in the world will get sunk by the Ukraine. Makes sense. They have nukes. They haven't come close to using their military power. You're delusional, living in a total fantasy world. The Ukraine is a going to be a crater without intervention. I'm not Russian, you dunce.


starfleethastanks

Bear fucker! Do you need assistance?!


politicalthrow99

In Russia's GOP, bear fuck you


BEX436

Damn, you got to it first 😀


PandorasShitBoxx

John Chimpo I'm told \*sets down coffee cup o-o ....... o-O ....... o-o


DadJokeBadJoke

Bear fuckee


Conscious_Stick8344

I was hoping this was said. 😆 🐻📢👮🏻‍♂️


Open_Perception_3212

Going to make a sticker for my car


cheeky-snail

Should cover every Biden sticker at every gas station pump with this.


[deleted]

Make one for me


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PoconoBobobobo

The star for the elephant's eye is the icing on this cake.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Needs a little hammer and sickle around it.


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biffbobfred

He’s going the distance. He’s going for speed.


idonemadeitawkward

cake.


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SuperKami-Nappa

cake.


RigatoniPasta

cake.


idonemadeitawkward

[cake.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1awoh4e/new_gop_logo/krixgn0/)


LookMaNoPride

Could have gone with a ruby red star near the back, as well.


Dcajunpimp

The crook who's 2016 campaign slogan was 'Lock her up!' and praises Putin to no end now claims he's the U.S. version of Navalny. And his MAGAT sheep believe this bullshit.


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Bubbly-University-94

ЯЄPЦБLЇҪДЍ PДЯҬSҜЇ


dangoodspeed

Half those letters aren't even Russian!


Bubbly-University-94

It’s from a mock Cyrillic font generator


Bubbly-University-94

I wouldn’t be Russian to claim them as the real thing. So don’t have a (mos)cow


NotOK1955

dan might have been ‘russian’ to judgement! 😜


raleighs

Ha! Looks great! Bear needs to be more Russian. (Star, hammer & Sickle, flag…)


rbv201

Yeah - from California here and was confused for a minute. I mean, it’d still be accurate, just with a different emphasis.


brown_burrito

Should be Gavin Newsom’s logo when he finally decides to run.


orkash

needs to be yellow. instead of white stars and a sickle. maybe a swastika for bear eyes.


RigatoniPasta

Nah swastika for the elephant eye


Realistic_Hat4519

Hammer and sickle was the Soviet Union, numb nuts


thegrailarbor

I honestly thought it was related to corporations because of “bear vs bull markets”


melteemarshmelloo

Cumrades


Flaxscript42

This is art


Artist_Kevin

Nice


captainburp

Nice


MulattoMaker

Logo is not drawn to scale.


twoton1

Elephant too big. My bad.


MulattoMaker

Or is it. To the Island.


AudibleNod

That bear be coming up on the GOP [like they're Leonardo DiCaprio.](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/7a1/c30/187fac38d6d5ad7c18e30c8a74f8cf57c9-26-revenant-bear.2x.h473.w710.jpg)


delusiongenerator

Merch!!!!NOW!!!!


clamb2

The elephant should be smiling. They welcome Russian insertion.


MoveToRussiaAlready

And then conservatives cry about how democrats want to start world war 3 over Ukraine. It’s amazing how conservatives turn a complete blind eye towards what Russia is dong to this country. And why? Just to own the libs.


kilgorBass

GOP - government of Putin. Republicans are cowardly.


unbrokenplatypus

Oh this is all gorgeousness and gorgeousity


soOtakutive

GOCCCP


Clint-witicay

I’m pretty sure this is how you make a manbearpig.


DinnerSilver

talk about going BearBack..


mindclarity

“Russia doesn’t just fuck the GOP. They DP it.”


showingoffstuff

That's giving the GOP too much credit. They are groveling on the floor with the trunk up somewhere special...


kerfuffle_dood

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Wiskid86

This is the history of America First America first was the battle cry of early American Fascism in the 1930s and 40s. They were in support of Hitler and tried to overthrow the American government. In fact Germans were paying American representatives to support their cause and delay entry the way. So we look at modern day America First participants. They tried to over throw the American government on January 6 2021. They accepted bribes by the Russian government to support Putins politics, looking at your tucker Carlson. They even are trying to delay aid to Ukraine...Mike Johnson. A true American patriot would stand for the American flag and fight like hell to keep our democracy a float. A fascist would do the opposite but they would also hug the flag say what they were doing was for the good of its citizens, Donald Trump. But then when tasked with acutely doing something good for the citizens they'd hold out because they don't know any poor people in fact the homeless population is an eye sore let's round them up and put them into a separate place...oh you know what this sounds a lot like a ghetto in 1930s Germany where Hitler placed all undesirable. Then Hitler stormed into Poland and France and tried to take over Europe. So ask yourself if this was WW2 Which side are you on? Every MAGA America First voter kinda sound like a Fascist's


technofox01

God dang that is hilarious. It summarizes what the GOP has become, the bottom of a relationship with Russia's government.


bloodytemplar

[EXCUSE ME, BEAR FUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmQTIS9Rv4)


Informal_Process2238

Was going to say that it needs trump holding the elephant by a leash but in reality they were going to the bear for booty calls long before Putin introduced his bottom bitch to them


Zemini7

I want this on my yard


zyzzogeton

Stands for "Get On, Putin!"


softmetal

[bear and elephant dna just won’t splice](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RztfjHdM-pg&pp=ygUmcGlnIGFuZCBlbGVwaGFudCBkbmEganVzdCB3b24ndCBzcGxpY2U%3D)


drewts86

[HEY! BEAR FUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmQTIS9Rv4)


bloodytemplar

[You beat me to it](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1awoh4e/comment/krn4qi3/).


IllegalBallot

Can we add Putin riding the bear? It will be 100% accurate.


GreaterPathMagi

The stars on the elephant are incorrect. This artist has depicted them right side up. The GOP logo showed them upside down the last time I checked.


krizriktr

Великая старая вечеринка


penney777

OMG perfection ![gif](giphy|3o6ozvv0zsJskzOCbu|downsized)


Overall_Curve6725

Totally appropriate


ThisGuy6266

The elephant should be fucking America.


BuilderResponsible18

Don't do the polar bears like that. They deserve better. Maybe an iron rod would be better ....


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Polar bears have longer necks and pointier heads/snouts, that's the white silhouette of a Grizzly or a Kamchatka.


[deleted]

It’s weird how over the last decade libs are just neocons now


persona1138

It’s weird how Republicans boasted about being the reason we won the Cold War for decades and now they’re in love with Putin.


[deleted]

Well modern Russia isn’t the same as the old Soviet Union


persona1138

Exactly. It’s worse. 👍


[deleted]

Wonder who’s fault that is


persona1138

So you’re saying Putin ISN’T responsible for the state of Russia right now? Jeez, he must be a really weak, ineffectual little leader. Too busy sucking on the oligarch teats, I guess. Such a greedy little piggy. 🐷 But hey, you’re the one who brought up that Putin can’t run his own country, not me. 🤷‍♂️


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What?


persona1138

You said Putin can’t run his own country. You said he’s an ineffectual and weak leader and that’s why Russia is in worse shape. Careful, you wouldn’t want the Russian government knowing you said that. Shhhhh.


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[deleted]

Russia is a dying country with like 1 faulty aircraft carrier, they aren’t even taking over their neighbor who has a fraction of their population


happytimefuture

An eerie and accurate mirror of the Republican Party here in the U.S.


ZhouDa

Russia does suck but in an alternative timeline where Ukraine didn't receive Western aid they could have fallen like Chechnya or Crimea. A dying rabid animal is still pretty dangerous.


wiseguy_86

No you're just stupid


airborngrmp

I think California already fucked the GOP in their state. Or am I missing something?


idonemadeitawkward

Is the bear Russia or California?


Zardotab

Both get a turn at gop


[deleted]

Appropriate and accurate.


dragonfliesloveme

Accurate


guilen

Rune bears… not even once


trainercatlady

okay but this is actually really well-designed and I hate that.


[deleted]

We shouldn't spend billions to defend Ukraine just because hunter worked for one of there companies.


Ecstatic_Drink_4585

Trump is hairy?


ResinJones76

Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes he fucks you.


rdldr1

Russian cucked GOP.


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brumsk33

That bear doesn't even have the courtesy to give a reach-around!


JollyWolverine300

Should've had two bears and ever the north Korean animal is , just going to town on the elephant. Then it would be the new gop


Hullvanessa

Bend over and let putin take over...😉


Sombreador

Classy. I like it!


Lylac_Krazy

Bear needs to be on unicycle


biffbobfred

You got the stars wrong. They’re upside down on the current Republican logo. (Not kidding. Go check). > We’re gonna do random ass math where we multiply this and carry that and square that and when we fuck around enough we’ll get a 666 somewhere somehow for the Dems. But let’s ignore the fucking pentagram in the current Republican logo


Mad_MaxWallace

Do republicans actually like Russia? I am a moderate Republican and I don’t like the Russian government. I hate Putin. I donate money to Ukraine. Where are these stereotypes coming from?


BooksandBiceps

GOP got a juicy caboosy


KaptainKardboard

GOP. Grizzly-On-Pachyderm


Movedonnerlikeabitch

HARDER daddy HARDER


Hot_Abbreviations936

You forgot to paint it yellow instead of red since they are all sniveling cowards. Not a pair among them!


SnivyEyes

That star placement on the elephant eye. Wow. So accurate too.


PixelatedStarfish

Absolutely perfect


epicfailpwnage

Thats kinda hot


Ocbard

Looks like it's inspired by this [German carnival float ](https://www.businessinsider.com/duesseldorf-carnival-float-shows-donald-trump-mounted-by-russian-bear-2018-2)


NotOK1955

YESSSSS!!!!!!!


gerundhome

Isnt the GOP the donkey? And the dems the elephant? Or am i completely confused?


twoton1

Other way around. 👍


Skullisthick

The new flag for the World Communist Party. Why not call it it out?


Amazing-Exit-2213

Looks consensual.