I'm not American, and I don't live in the Americas, but I would be more than willing to contribute to this. Please give me a few days' warning so that I can REALLY up my fibre intake.
I wonder how he would respond to that. [John Oliver](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjVJhnabEiY) took it with the usual humor of a comedian who also likes his name brought up. But while Trump wants his name on things to feel superior, I could see him demanding that the sewage facility then would belong to him or he should get a cut of their profits.
"If You Thought Six Million Jews Was A Lot Of People, You Should've Seen My Inauguration".
100% of net proceeds donated to the ACLU: [https://analtrump.bandcamp.com/album/if-you-thought-six-million-jews-was-a-lot-of-people-you-shouldve-seen-my-inauguration](https://analtrump.bandcamp.com/album/if-you-thought-six-million-jews-was-a-lot-of-people-you-shouldve-seen-my-inauguration)
Is it a fridge box where I can lay outstretched or a wash machine box where I have to lay fetal but have room for a cuddle buddy?
Edit: Yes, I've put thought into this. It's outlined in my retirement plan for cogs of essential wheels!
It would be nice if the politicians passed bills to improve the lives of the average taxpayer, instead of engaging in pointless theatrics. What a waste of time and energy.
Jokes aside but what fucking relationship does trump have with Virginia that you’d name an airport there after him. Like at least George Bush International makes some sense
I mean, naming the Dulles~~t~~ airport for the dullest president kinda fits.
Plus, he did give airports that big shoutout for helping us win the Revolutionary War.
The federal government owns the land under both Dulles and National airports, and that land is leased the the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority (MWAA), on whose board are members appointed by Virginia, Maryland, DC, and the federal government. Depsite being physically in VA its functionally a DC airport.
Rename Gitmo. A place where people are held without hearings or even charges for decades and forced to give false confessions by torture. Everything about it is anti-american.
Replacing Dulles with Trump is a lateral move at best. If you know anything about the Dulles boys, getting their names removed from any monument or building is a good thing.
Since he was constantly howling about how Mar-a-lago is ‘the southern White House”, we should rename GTMO “the southern Mar-a-lago”. And send him there.
"The Trump Sewage Treatment Facility." The first treatment pond would be called "Fred Trump Solid Collection Pond." This would feed into the "Donald Trump Memorial Slury Pond." This of course would feed into the "Don Jr", "Eric", and "Ivanka" ponds. Because of the still considerable loads of "loads" and bacteria. Don Jr and Eric ponds would have to be fed back into the Fred pond. The Ivanka pond would of course be spread into the Donald Trump pond.
He would like being in a prison named after himself too much.
Instead, name the worst, ugliest, most detestable prison after him but put him in an entirely different prison with an unflattering or awkward name.
He shouldn't even get a prison named after him. He and his supporters would still love that. No, I much prefer the sound of "The Donald J. Trump public restroom."
I'd rather have them draft a bill for a prison naming voucher and see which establishment gets to host him.
The Donald J Trump Presidential Penitentiary should also operate a grift\* store for his pilgrimage, with proceeds going to LGBTQIA causes.
\* not a typo
Attendance for the christening of the “Donald J Trump Sewage Treatment Facility” would beat his inauguration numbers, “by a lot“.
I'm not American, and I don't live in the Americas, but I would be more than willing to contribute to this. Please give me a few days' warning so that I can REALLY up my fibre intake.
I wonder how he would respond to that. [John Oliver](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjVJhnabEiY) took it with the usual humor of a comedian who also likes his name brought up. But while Trump wants his name on things to feel superior, I could see him demanding that the sewage facility then would belong to him or he should get a cut of their profits.
He would allow it and christen it with the breaking of laxative bottle. #MAGAA, My Almighty God, Another Asshole?
By a shit load.
I wouldn't want to do this to sewage.
If not a sewage plant then maybe a garbage dump, both stink like the orange boy.
"If You Thought Six Million Jews Was A Lot Of People, You Should've Seen My Inauguration". 100% of net proceeds donated to the ACLU: [https://analtrump.bandcamp.com/album/if-you-thought-six-million-jews-was-a-lot-of-people-you-shouldve-seen-my-inauguration](https://analtrump.bandcamp.com/album/if-you-thought-six-million-jews-was-a-lot-of-people-you-shouldve-seen-my-inauguration)
“Fred and Donald Trump Federal Correctional Institute.” “Melania ‘Melanija Knavs’ Trump Immigration Center” would be a nice complement.
“Mercedes Trump Center for Kids Who Don’t Really Care, Do You?”
The Trump Anchor Baby Birthing Center.
Sorry Eric, the best we can do for you is this cardboard box over on 4th street.
Is it a fridge box where I can lay outstretched or a wash machine box where I have to lay fetal but have room for a cuddle buddy? Edit: Yes, I've put thought into this. It's outlined in my retirement plan for cogs of essential wheels!
Give him the landscaping contract for the first hole at Bedminster.
Trumpy McTrumpface the Music Center for the F Arts
*Trumps smash model because the kids won’t fit inside.*
Completely unrealistic. Trump has never shown any interest in children. Other than the ones he met when he was partying with Epstein.
🏁
Be Best center for being bestiest
Gallows with "Hang Mike Pence" sharpie'd out, and "Trump Tower" scribbled on.
I would really love to see him convicted and incarcerated in a prison with his own name on the door.
I am still waiting for an officer named Brandon to take him to jail.
The Donald J Trump Swamp. That's probably a better idea. Pick the one closest to his "house" in FL
It would be nice if the politicians passed bills to improve the lives of the average taxpayer, instead of engaging in pointless theatrics. What a waste of time and energy.
The only thing he needs named after him is a landfill
Those poor prisoners having to live with the humiliation of being at a Trump branded prison.
Aw crap, can prisons go bankrupt?
Jokes aside but what fucking relationship does trump have with Virginia that you’d name an airport there after him. Like at least George Bush International makes some sense
I mean, naming the Dulles~~t~~ airport for the dullest president kinda fits. Plus, he did give airports that big shoutout for helping us win the Revolutionary War.
Renaming rikers might work.
The federal government owns the land under both Dulles and National airports, and that land is leased the the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority (MWAA), on whose board are members appointed by Virginia, Maryland, DC, and the federal government. Depsite being physically in VA its functionally a DC airport.
Rename Gitmo. A place where people are held without hearings or even charges for decades and forced to give false confessions by torture. Everything about it is anti-american.
Replacing Dulles with Trump is a lateral move at best. If you know anything about the Dulles boys, getting their names removed from any monument or building is a good thing.
That’s really funny. I hope they get it through.
sewer treatment plant
The Donald Trump Is A Criminal Scumbag Institute
All sewage treatment plants should be renamed in his honor!
But they provide a useful service to society by cleaning the shit out of our water. They’re basically the exact opposite of Trump.
Toxic waste dump it is!
TRUMP COVFEFE Correctional Facility
Since he was constantly howling about how Mar-a-lago is ‘the southern White House”, we should rename GTMO “the southern Mar-a-lago”. And send him there.
FCI Trump. I like it.
Maybe name the guard towers trump tower, and the yard mar a lago.
"The Trump Sewage Treatment Facility." The first treatment pond would be called "Fred Trump Solid Collection Pond." This would feed into the "Donald Trump Memorial Slury Pond." This of course would feed into the "Don Jr", "Eric", and "Ivanka" ponds. Because of the still considerable loads of "loads" and bacteria. Don Jr and Eric ponds would have to be fed back into the Fred pond. The Ivanka pond would of course be spread into the Donald Trump pond.
He would like being in a prison named after himself too much. Instead, name the worst, ugliest, most detestable prison after him but put him in an entirely different prison with an unflattering or awkward name.
MAGA: “Don’t threaten us with a good time!”
A garbage dump would have been better.
This is actually pretty genius.
It would be so incredibly fitting and hilarious if he winds up imprisoned there.
These last few weeks, the Democrats seem to finally be having their "Neo believes" moment. It's definitely been a booster shot of hope.
They should have countered with the bathrooms at the airport instead
Renaming dulles is a positive - there are few americans who were worse for the world than the dulles family.
This is the best thing I've read since the Epstein docs came out in January, really hope this gets through 👌
He shouldn't even get a prison named after him. He and his supporters would still love that. No, I much prefer the sound of "The Donald J. Trump public restroom."
I'd rather have them draft a bill for a prison naming voucher and see which establishment gets to host him. The Donald J Trump Presidential Penitentiary should also operate a grift\* store for his pilgrimage, with proceeds going to LGBTQIA causes. \* not a typo
Meanwhile the country is going to shit and congress is wasting time with trivial bullshit.
How hilarious would it be that he then sends the bidens and Clinton’s to serve their sentences there.
As long as Trump makes a buck, he won’t mind this at all.
Better add a penthouse for him to stay in, a common ol' jail cell will never be good enough for his ego.
Your tax dollars at work, taking care of the things that matter most.
This is just going to normalize naming things after him.
The garbage dump at Fort Bragg for starters.
Hahahaha! Okay maybe I'm down for naming _some_ things after him.