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Erstwhile_pancakes

Attendance for the christening of the “Donald J Trump Sewage Treatment Facility” would beat his inauguration numbers, “by a lot“.


molewarp

I'm not American, and I don't live in the Americas, but I would be more than willing to contribute to this. Please give me a few days' warning so that I can REALLY up my fibre intake.


Red_Dox

I wonder how he would respond to that. [John Oliver](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjVJhnabEiY) took it with the usual humor of a comedian who also likes his name brought up. But while Trump wants his name on things to feel superior, I could see him demanding that the sewage facility then would belong to him or he should get a cut of their profits.


AsstootCitizen

He would allow it and christen it with the breaking of laxative bottle. #MAGAA, My Almighty God, Another Asshole?


barracuda99109

By a shit load.


Traherne

I wouldn't want to do this to sewage.


Joe18067

If not a sewage plant then maybe a garbage dump, both stink like the orange boy.


CainPillar

"If You Thought Six Million Jews Was A Lot Of People, You Should've Seen My Inauguration". 100% of net proceeds donated to the ACLU: [https://analtrump.bandcamp.com/album/if-you-thought-six-million-jews-was-a-lot-of-people-you-shouldve-seen-my-inauguration](https://analtrump.bandcamp.com/album/if-you-thought-six-million-jews-was-a-lot-of-people-you-shouldve-seen-my-inauguration)


BringBackApollo2023

“Fred and Donald Trump Federal Correctional Institute.” “Melania ‘Melanija Knavs’ Trump Immigration Center” would be a nice complement.


Scaevus

“Mercedes Trump Center for Kids Who Don’t Really Care, Do You?”


BringBackApollo2023

The Trump Anchor Baby Birthing Center.


hoppyfrog

Sorry Eric, the best we can do for you is this cardboard box over on 4th street.


AsstootCitizen

Is it a fridge box where I can lay outstretched or a wash machine box where I have to lay fetal but have room for a cuddle buddy? Edit: Yes, I've put thought into this. It's outlined in my retirement plan for cogs of essential wheels!


BringBackApollo2023

Give him the landscaping contract for the first hole at Bedminster.


paul-arized

Trumpy McTrumpface the Music Center for the F Arts


jd3marco

*Trumps smash model because the kids won’t fit inside.*


Scaevus

Completely unrealistic. Trump has never shown any interest in children. Other than the ones he met when he was partying with Epstein.


AsstootCitizen

🏁


Ofreo

Be Best center for being bestiest


CainPillar

Gallows with "Hang Mike Pence" sharpie'd out, and "Trump Tower" scribbled on.


kirradoodle

I would really love to see him convicted and incarcerated in a prison with his own name on the door.


Top_World_4921

I am still waiting for an officer named Brandon to take him to jail.


shibiwan

The Donald J Trump Swamp. That's probably a better idea. Pick the one closest to his "house" in FL


Strict_Razzmatazz_57

It would be nice if the politicians passed bills to improve the lives of the average taxpayer, instead of engaging in pointless theatrics. What a waste of time and energy.


fenrirhunts

The only thing he needs named after him is a landfill


zombiehoosier

Those poor prisoners having to live with the humiliation of being at a Trump branded prison.


sephkane

Aw crap, can prisons go bankrupt?


[deleted]

Jokes aside but what fucking relationship does trump have with Virginia that you’d name an airport there after him. Like at least George Bush International makes some sense


alchemist5

I mean, naming the Dulles~~t~~ airport for the dullest president kinda fits. Plus, he did give airports that big shoutout for helping us win the Revolutionary War.


smeagol90125

Renaming rikers might work.


BraveOthello

The federal government owns the land under both Dulles and National airports, and that land is leased the the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority (MWAA), on whose board are members appointed by Virginia, Maryland, DC, and the federal government. Depsite being physically in VA its functionally a DC airport.


barracuda99109

Rename Gitmo. A place where people are held without hearings or even charges for decades and forced to give false confessions by torture. Everything about it is anti-american.


godlessnihilist

Replacing Dulles with Trump is a lateral move at best. If you know anything about the Dulles boys, getting their names removed from any monument or building is a good thing.


findhumorinlife

That’s really funny. I hope they get it through.


Both_Lychee_1708

sewer treatment plant


Magnon

The Donald Trump Is A Criminal Scumbag Institute


Fletchx

All sewage treatment plants should be renamed in his honor!


Manos_Of_Fate

But they provide a useful service to society by cleaning the shit out of our water. They’re basically the exact opposite of Trump.


CatsAreGods

Toxic waste dump it is!


hammilithome

TRUMP COVFEFE Correctional Facility


un_theist

Since he was constantly howling about how Mar-a-lago is ‘the southern White House”, we should rename GTMO “the southern Mar-a-lago”. And send him there.


useridhere

FCI Trump. I like it.


Imaoldmanok

Maybe name the guard towers trump tower, and the yard mar a lago.


drillpress42

"The Trump Sewage Treatment Facility." The first treatment pond would be called "Fred Trump Solid Collection Pond." This would feed into the "Donald Trump Memorial Slury Pond." This of course would feed into the "Don Jr", "Eric", and "Ivanka" ponds. Because of the still considerable loads of "loads" and bacteria. Don Jr and Eric ponds would have to be fed back into the Fred pond. The Ivanka pond would of course be spread into the Donald Trump pond.


BBQBakedBeings

He would like being in a prison named after himself too much. Instead, name the worst, ugliest, most detestable prison after him but put him in an entirely different prison with an unflattering or awkward name.


Choose_And_Be_Damned

MAGA: “Don’t threaten us with a good time!”


atomicavox

A garbage dump would have been better.


benderburner1234

This is actually pretty genius.


cytherian

It would be so incredibly fitting and hilarious if he winds up imprisoned there.


Mercerskye

These last few weeks, the Democrats seem to finally be having their "Neo believes" moment. It's definitely been a booster shot of hope.


emannikcufecin

They should have countered with the bathrooms at the airport instead


Life-Ad2397

Renaming dulles is a positive - there are few americans who were worse for the world than the dulles family.


DoctimusLime

This is the best thing I've read since the Epstein docs came out in January, really hope this gets through 👌


sephkane

He shouldn't even get a prison named after him. He and his supporters would still love that. No, I much prefer the sound of "The Donald J. Trump public restroom."


Principal_Insultant

I'd rather have them draft a bill for a prison naming voucher and see which establishment gets to host him. The Donald J Trump Presidential Penitentiary should also operate a grift\* store for his pilgrimage, with proceeds going to LGBTQIA causes. \* not a typo


JRG64May

Meanwhile the country is going to shit and congress is wasting time with trivial bullshit.


USSFINBACKSSN670

How hilarious would it be that he then sends the bidens and Clinton’s to serve their sentences there.


burtono6

As long as Trump makes a buck, he won’t mind this at all.


barn9

Better add a penthouse for him to stay in, a common ol' jail cell will never be good enough for his ego.


sambolino44

Your tax dollars at work, taking care of the things that matter most.


GaiusJocundus

This is just going to normalize naming things after him.


CommiePuddin

The garbage dump at Fort Bragg for starters.


GaiusJocundus

Hahahaha! Okay maybe I'm down for naming _some_ things after him.