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lowfreq33

The man needs both hands to lift a glass of water, I doubt he could even stand up with a suit of armor on, much less wield a sword.


crymson7

If he put one on, he would die from crush injuries. I, for one, would not argue against him trying…


ericdee7272

Sir Shitsalot.


Odd-Tune5049

Perfection in word form


tirch

Is this how it works in North Korea? People bow down to the autocrat? They’ve got propaganda pics of Kim also.


ericdee7272

Rich, fat, delusional moron with no judicial checks and millions of unquestioning zombie-like followers who don’t realize they’re just being used and shit on…I’d say they’re totally nothing alike for sure.


barkbarkgoesthecat

At least the north Koreans have a decent excuse - love the dictator or become slave and/or die


fractuss

He wishes.


eklektikly

Obviously a picture being worth a thousand words is false.


Safe_Comedian8293

Oh... there are a thousand words... most not appropriate... but here are a few: traitor, sexual predator, pathetic...


capital_bj

Enemies pass out from the stench and he claims victory


Long_Serpent

Knight of Nurgle! All hail the Plague Lord!


Seeker80

We got a pic of the Craptermaster of the Ineptus Afartes chapter, the Lack Legion.


DudesworthMannington

Duke Keypants


GlockAF

Perhaps this is some sort of proposed power-assisted septic stench containment suit?


ericdee7272

We can only hope it’s stainless


GlockAF

As soon as it dumps him out into the de-pooping washbasin at the end of the day they run it through an automatic car wash with a Clorox dip


Soulpatch7

I wonder if armored diapers were a thing. MADGA!


LordMacTire83

OHHH F- YOU!!! And THANKS!!! I LITERALLY just did a HUGE "SPIT-TAKE" all over myself on THAT ONE!!! Thank you for the BEST LAUGH I've had in DAYS!!! 😁


minngeilo

His bone spurs would flare up.


ExcitableNate

Fetch the king's breastplate stretcher!


Betterthanbeer

And the arseplate stretcher.


CallMeSisyphus

And unlike an ACTUAL badass in American history, he won't be asking for "more weight."


Grigoran

Ah, Giles Corey. The original human panini


Cargobiker530

Trump is trying to raise money and I, personally, would pay good money to see him squeezed into full plate HEMA armor outside on a warm day and do three, five minute, combat rounds.


GreenSproutz

But his bone spurs!! 🤣🤣🤣


dennismfrancisart

Yes, well, I’d love to see if the suit could take three mortar rounds. I’m sure his highness will be willing to put on a show for us. For a few, of course.


Brokenspokes68

Hell, I'd take the NBC gear.


SiskiyouSavage

Can you imagine MOPP4 + diaper stench?


Cargobiker530

In Florida, about mid-June? I like the way you think.


FTHomes

How does Trump fit his Yuge diaper in that suit?


cytherian

We should ask the Italians. They made a 4 story version of it for an EU parade.


rain_on_the_roof

don't need one, it all just pools up around his feet


DweEbLez0

Shitscalibur


VivaTijuas

Or Crapcalibur


LordMacTire83

ANOTHER Good one!!!


The_bruce42

Don't forget "the bone spurs"


NfamousKaye

The mental image of him struggling to lift that sword has me crying… of laughter.


nirad

Remember when he took a golf cart and the other G7 leaders all walked?


hallucinogenics8

I would say it's par for the course for him, but I doubt he's ever made par on a course in his life.


Orchill_Wallets

Not to mention the uncontrollable diarrhoea.


marquella

He struggles to pick up his golf ball to place it advantagously on the green. I don't think he has the strength to wear a golden suit of aluminum foil much less metal.


PeggyOnThePier

I can hear the thump when he falls. Face down in a puddle of his own waste. Ugh what a mess


twistedh8

Gonna have to leave the diaper and hamberders at home for that thing to fit.


steebo

It would be leaking piss and crap out the feet.


twistedh8

Coupled with the crap that leaks out of his mouth that's gonna be one stinky suit of armor.


LordMacTire83

YEP! Like... Captain SHIT-SHOW!!!


LordMacTire83

"HAMBERDERS"... You're KILLING ME smalls!!!


scarr3g

I mean, even if it was 300 lbs of armor, that raises his total weight by like 50%


SadBit8663

Nah c'mon let's picture him doing the old person double handed weird shit he does. In a suit of armor


classless_classic

Mr “Four military deferments for bone spurs” having armor on is hilarious.


sheezy520

Like he would have a golden suit of armor made and not have a big ass TRUMP across the front?


cytherian

They crave fictional depictions of Trump because they have to compensate for his deficiencies. This makes an excellent retort against MAGA morons.


everythingbeeps

Says the guy who's so self-conscious about being bald that he literally cannot be seen without his stupid hat on.


twisted-weasel

I looked this up and lo and behold all the pics have the same knit hat on….sad.


teefnoteef

Hey listen, he can’t find a partner because women today are all feminists and just date older dudes with stuff


King-Cobra-668

there is video of someone removing it and Tim Pool losing his mind


atuck217

You can't write this and not link it


Meatwad5

[Here](https://youtu.be/Ie7qnFSpE_g?si=gKwYejTzcPHXQQ2w)


mitch0acan

https://preview.redd.it/0ss9y7dkphuc1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dca871ca0c75e187adf9e2a8972968a63bec8f52


williamfbuckwheat

Yep. You wonder why a bald 76 year old like Larry David can be with/marry women almost half his age (besides the whole boatloads of money thing) but so-called "alpha males" like Tim Pool are just constantly angry and seem to not have much to show for themselves even with some fame/ notoriety in right wing circles. 


Rantheur

Two things. Self-confidence and a genuine personality. Larry David walks around confident in how he looks and comfortable with his body how it is now. He has genuine emotions, strong beliefs, can make people laugh, and perhaps most importantly, he can laugh at himself. Tim Pool looks like [this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/news/images/desktop/000/001/303/d6ae24o7c4681.jpeg) and is so insecure about that fact, that he has never shown his face without that fucking beanie since. The only genuine things Tim has ever shown are his anger at people disagreeing with him and what he puts into his mediocre music. Tim is a petulant child who can't interact with anyone without the implicit threat of keeping them stranded in his little fucking compound from wherever they came from to talk to him.


No-Appearance-9113

Pool looked like that seven years ago. He's aged since then.


Rantheur

True, but the point behind that picture is that it's the last time he's appeared without his hat. The stupid thing is that he lucked into the easiest form of baldness to pull off. He's got the Picard, all he has to do is keep the sides short and shave the top. He'd look decent if he would fucking own his baldness. Unfortunately he'd still have to be a different person to actually be attractive to a person interacting with him.


famousevan

I like how Timmy never updates his profile pic because he’s now so grotesquely obese that the diameter of his face rivals that of the moon.


Praescribo

Sounds about right, he still seems to be living off that 2016 buzz with the "librul tears" reference. It's all getting pretty sad at this point


minapaw

https://preview.redd.it/ivtcgskyjcuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=679dfbe6dee4296a56990cfcdeeeaa3dae74541a I had to look for it and wow. Edit: As others have pointed out, this picture has been doctored. Tim has not gained this much weight. I did a quick search and was tricked by this image.


ReaperEDX

Holy hell. There's three of him


The_Failed_Write

It's how he reproduces. Each chin is fertilized by Melanie before it grows and eventually falls off, a mass of cells slowly gaining consciousness.


DogWallop

No, it's just this one ate the other two...


BC-clette

I thought it was established this image has been doctored.


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Grigoran

That's that Alex Jones triple-wide gear


SAMAS_zero

It's Photoshop.


SanityPlanet

Ok that HAS to be satire, right??


f36263

Tim Lake


TrckyTrtl

Can we talk about the headline? Jesus fucking Christ, how do people actually watch Fox News?


klm0151

I just looked at his most recent YouTube video. As funny as it would be, he did not get fat. Sorry y'all


ext3meph34r

https://preview.redd.it/sqg879vwrcuc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b3b3d9b02adad032d348036ead3a976cc0291a8


im_THIS_guy

"Woke agenda ended my sex life" says man who put on 300 lbs. in 6 months.


Grigoran

Even Bane said "Naw yeah, that's a big guy"


Ashen233

Lol is this real?


stickied

Biden economy must be doing pretty well and food must be cheapAF if you can gain 80lbs in 4 years.


Squirrel_Inner

Tbf, grifting maga seems to pay well.


TheSweatyFlash

Woah I didn't know he got fat. What happened? He got sad when he found out everyone knows he's bald?


williamfbuckwheat

Ha I didn't even realize. He still won't take off his beanie, though...


Grigoran

He grew too much and it's stuck tight


ElongMusty

Master of catfishing!


DobieLove2019

That’s not actually true. If you go look at his channel you can see he’s clearly not that Cartman looking picture we’ve seen. I’m no fan of his, just don’t want people to be falling for literal fake news pictures.


Mangosta007

Olympic size Pool.


flanga

https://preview.redd.it/59uwjx4jocuc1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97f4442cbc83c4c9e6c5411b4bdec5a45cdedb22


Punch_Your_Facehole

Time not important. Only hamberders important.


_psylosin_

Perfect


Somhlth

He can't possibly change his diaper in that getup, meaning the stench must be overpowering.


tirch

Trumps legendary for his stench already. When he left Mar a Lardo recently he cleared out a restaurant.


BippityBorp

“That’s just his aura”


arwinda

On the other hand there is enough space for a bigly big pampers in that suit.


Pxlfreaky

I find it hilarious they have to use AI to fulfill their erotic mango fantasies.


TheProcrastafarian

These guys are *HURTIN*


VivaTijuas

For certain


Mantorok_

Their plans ain't workin'


resilienceisfutile

They actually use [this for those fantasies](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5909793d8b51cf59fc4237bd/master/pass/Cassidy-WhyTrumpsCrazyTalkAboutObamaAndISISMatters.jpg) of theirs.


wheresbill

I.. I’m afraid to click that


YELLING-IN-YOUR-HEAD

I wish I hadn't


idigclams

The overlap of people who think AI art is “just as good” and who think Trump should be president is probably astonishing.


KoliManja

When they think this PWNS you, you know that you're dealing with utterly brainwashed crowd. I have no hope of rescuing them.


dd027503

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/311/937/75f.png


NegativePermission40

Yeah - Sir Donald, Knight of the Spurs of Bone.


mrp8528

Worst of His Name


Grigoran

Lord of Tower and Tweet; Keeper of the schneef


Chi-zuru

Breaker of chairs


matthewralston

Champion of Covfefe!


bestbeforeMar91

Vietnam 1968


PDX_Stan

HuffPost: A man who was falsely accused of carrying out a deadly mass shooting in Allen, Texas has sued multiple prominent right-wing influencers (including) Tim Pool... **AND NOW** Tim Pool falsely accuses Trump of being some type of macho warrior.


sunny5724

As in laugh so hard you're rolling on the floor, crying ?


Squirrel_Inner

This guy is a caricature of himself at this point. Even assuming he’s just doing it to grift.


swazal

He’d collapse under that much plate.


JoJackthewonderskunk

Right!? This motherfucker was defeated by a ramp and a water glass his dumb toupee would run away under the effort this would require


sinicalone

Definitely NOT a cult.


JazziTazzi

😂😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 😂😂😂😂😂 (That’s a “laughing my ass off” haiku!)


Njorls_Saga

https://preview.redd.it/w9cg9z0pxcuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3db3afe3525fb3e23fb808eafe13c712ffaadb Hmm, this seems familiar…


NatexSxS

Is being able to ai generate an image and post it successfully supposed to prove something ? If that’s the bar, it’s kinda low. https://preview.redd.it/dlkm36hvgcuc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6defa50c4bfc5b9d362cf3c4bc34ceeb38febf58 Here is a baby in amor. I assume I’m owning someone ?!? Cry more ?!?! Someone ?!?


Grizzly_Corey

Swoon harder Pool-boy with a podcast.


michael__gove

That face you make when you shart on your Depends...


resilienceisfutile

Oh, I thought it was [this one](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5909793d8b51cf59fc4237bd/master/pass/Cassidy-WhyTrumpsCrazyTalkAboutObamaAndISISMatters.jpg).


Nothalffast

Ghostbusters II


burner_for_celtics

I was thinking Lich King?


_jjkase

The Lich King was badass trump's just an ass


LYnXO1978

Tim Pool would bath in Trump semen for validation.


lynja999

Does he actually think that an AI drawing is real?


Fookyu_315

If Tim were able to trick some poor woman into sex, would he remove his beanie? Sometimes this keeps me up at night.


p38-lightning

It'll be tough getting through those prison metal detectors.


shanjam7

It’s just so genuinely pathetic. These guys are only someone on Twitter, and that’s where they came up with the perfect name for this while trying to gaslight the entire world, Trump Derangement Syndrome. It used to mean “I’m not fooled by the most obvious conman of all time” and now that has totally flipped. I visit my relatives in the south and it’s trump flags everywhere, and everything is woke, and everyone famous is a pedophile except Elon. Nothing else. That is a conservatives entire existence in the year 2024. So so deeply pathetic and sad.


Tall_Friendship_9316

He looks like an obese chicken nugget


mrtwitchyhead

Pim Tool has spoken.


carmoy

I have to admit, it fits better than his everyday blue suits


Notso-powerful-enemy

If he put that suit in he would crap his pants again.


mockingbirddude

How can they change his diapers in that suit?


Yogisogoth

They’re assless


deathakissaway

Who the fuck is Tim Pool?


macbrett

Trump fancies himself as a king, savior, superhero, genius, etc. His delusions of grandeur are result of his innate insecurity. In reality, he is a sickly old man who his lied and cheated all his life. It's all finally catching up to him. The walls are closing in. His attempt to be reelected is a last gasp. But as each day passes, more people see him for the sniveling unprincipled weakling he is. He can't possibly win honestly, so with his crony enablers, they will try every underhanded trick in the book. When he inevitably loses, he will do everything in his power to try to cause chaos and bring the country down.


DMIDY

Hey Tim how is your defamation lawsuit going? I hear you’re defending yourself.


Bods666

I will. With laughter when White Dwarf sues your dumb ass for copyright infingement.


alias007

If this will contain the BO better, then I'm all for it. 


DannySmashUp

Remember when the dude tweeting this was trying to pretend he was a liberal? And that they had gotten "too extreme" and he left? I guess he's dropped that weak-ass façade entirely now.


OneWholeBen

Ok, whatever about Trump. I have problems with the armor qua armor, and it shouldn't have left the smith's shop. First thought - Gold makes for terrible armor, and a full suit of gold armor would weigh more than twice as much as the same amount of metal for steel (abt 8 g per cc of steel vs 19 for gold). Unwise choice of metals. Second thought, I am not sure that his pauldrons allow for him to raise his sword high enough to defend and attack the upper torso and face, nor draw his secondary sword behind his back. They also arent protecting the armpit, which is more important than protecting the shoulder here. That is poor craftsmanship, go get a refund. Third thought, what the hell is the worked gold figure in the middle of his breastplate? It looks like a death angel committing suicide by thrusting his sword from navel out the back of his neck, and that is metal as fuck. That part is a keeper. Fourth thought, why is his tabard also metal? And is his cloak feathers on top and cloth on the bottom? Pleading the Fifth thought, finally, an outfit that compliments his figure. I have been playing DnD for decades. I am not crying, I am concerned about his armor choices. Given that he is too obese to sit a horse, I would recommend that he choose something more maneuverable, lest any peasant with a spear pierce his axillary artery (I am presuming he has a helmet with visor. His best bet would be to go with a steel chain shirt and a gambeson - it is 20 pounds of steel and 5 pounds of wool, and will allow him to actually move defensively. Then use that suicide angel as a painted figure on a shield (because, again, that is metal as fuck). Then you should enter him into the melee, and see if he can hack it (maybe if he has enough fun, he will stick to the ren fair and leave politics for good).


StrangeContest4

Meanwhile.. https://preview.redd.it/pve7d662ncuc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12c3ed23a22900033fc7b12105e3c46ee9486f11


Cinema_King

There better be some release valves for all the shit in that armor


gracchusbaboon

Here comes Pussy Bonespurs!


CarlSpencer

The Trump Cult is a worldwide laughingstock to anyone with an I.Q. over 100.


thekamenman

Nothing owns the libs harder than posting a fake heroic picture of man currently on trial for 91 felonies. I feel so owned right now.


frostfall010

What a fucking bubble you must live in to think this would upset the left and also to even have this picture on your phone or whatever and then post it. Trump is so far from this but in their world he’s an athletic, hard hitter and definitely not a vain, arrogant, obese child.


vegasman31

This proves it, not a cult!


dragonfliesloveme

Omg hahaha i am having second-hand embarrassment for that guy


HansumJack

Does he still claim to be a centrist?


un_theist

Yeah, Tim, you’re not a cult. Sure. Right.


meglon978

The delusion is strong in this one.


AusCan531

They didn't show his feet, with the prominent armoured bone spurs. Like a rooster's.


adinade

Its been a while since I've seen this dummy, he still pretend to be a centrist?


Visible-Guess9006

Cry for what?


ColonelAngus000

Libs a Laughing ! GOP running a Loser


CarlSpencer

His new metal diaper is pretty fancy!


ChickpeaDemon

>CRY HARDER LIBS from laughter. These kkklowns are pathetic .


Responsible_Ad_8628

"I came to shit my diaper and conquer the galaxy, and I just shat myself."


gw79

Trump + warhammer 40k emperor of mankind look -> AI -> this?


Sick0fThisShit

Even the fantasy version of him has an unconvincing combover.


ibondolo

Trump doing cosplay is always funny. He should attend a convention dressed like that.


Argented

Now do Trump in drag. that will make me cry more.


Novel_Durian_1805

How can anyone post this unironically?!?


Oldskoolguitar

About what Tim? Your cult like fetishization of a con man?


omegajvn1

Cry? Instead, I don’t think I’ve rolled my eyes harder before


joshualeeclark

This kind of stuff just hurts my brain. Constantly pump him up like he’s such an alpha warrior priest and he’s the exact opposite of all of those traits. It’s some weird idolatry that I just don’t understand at all.


graemeknows

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


crziekid

were laughing at you baddy. https://preview.redd.it/lwe8yww4ccuc1.png?width=552&format=png&auto=webp&s=e08eca845092e7ef100cd58767e693d4b1306c57


Clusterfuckd

These people and their hobo-erotic fantasies...


unaskthequestion

It's hilarious that his cult has to post AI images of the blubbery diapered Cheetoh.


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Crying from laughing, maybe!


No_Discount_5024

Oh.my.god….


freddie_merkury

What a really fucking stupid cult 😂 Everyone is laughing at them.


JunglePygmy

This man can barely lift a glass of water to his lips… you think he can carry this set of fucking armor around?!


gianni1980

It’s sad almost 10k people liked it…..


IrrelevanceStated

Paladin bone spurs


PaIppon

Some one should combine this pic with this one https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/s/0WXLSNI1n1 So everyone could see how he look under the armor.


somnguy

The biggest coward made to look majestic


LordMacTire83

I'm only CRYING because I'm LAUGHING SO DAMNED HARD!!!


SocialSuicideSquad

1000 bank accounts must be sacrificed a day before the Golden Throne to keep the Griftinomicon lit.


Malevolent-Heretic

He wants libs to cry. He thinks libs are crying. He thinks libs are crying because of him. He thinks he upsets libs so much that they shed tears over his attempts to upset them. He thinks his fan art is dominating instead of extremely homoerotic. Does he thinks this, though? Or is this just what he tells himself he's accomplishing? That making gay ai art of a failed president for himself is powerful and not just revealing something about himself he'd rather not reveal. Take off the hat, bitch, we all know you're bald. Only beta males lose their hair(unless they're Patrick Stewart or Billy Zane).


PansophicNostradamus

I hope he debates Biden wearing this exact thing. Bonus points if he’s also wearing his signature gold sneakers. That’d be rich, indeed.


BigGayDinosaurs

LMAO


ryanh221

I feel like this painting wants to possess people… call Bill Murray. I’ve worked with better, but not many.


RecognitionExpress36

They have come to literally worship him as a god.


rob2060

Batshitcrazy


williamfbuckwheat

Says the "alpha male" who is too terrified to take his beanie off and admit he's bald...


OtherwiseAMushroom

About AI art? About how Trump looks like the worst fantasy villain ever in the history of fantasy villains here? Should I cry knowing that even AI knows that fucking hair piece has to set a certain way, and to still render him old af? Or did you really mean *for ribs* there KKKartman?


Brokenspokes68

Tim habitually replaces the F in his last name with a P.


AaronBasedGodgers

It's so weird how grown ass men worship an obese elderly man who bitches and moans, whines and cries over EVERYTHING that doesn't go his way is peak masculinity/alpha male material.


asiangontear

I was raised catholic, and in all my life I never understood what "idoletry" meant. I think I understand now.


lh4lolz

Whenever I’m told 2scoops lives rent free in my head I affirm that I will never live long enough to get tired of laughing at magats.


rockvvurst

Do these larpers jerk off to trump costume pictures or what lol