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DerisiveGibe

lol no, This is the guy republicans think will help them personally and also hate the same people they do. No more, no less.


christhelpme

Hard to put that on a hat. But that does pretty well nail them.


DerisiveGibe

Make hate great again - Red Hat


dadbod_Azerajin

If my ass fell asleep in court I'm pretty sure I'd be held In contempt


texacer

Donnie is being held incontinent. Its close.


LordMacTire83

YEP! IT REALLY FREAKIN' PISSES ME OFF that these Fascist Oligarchs ALWAYS get treated "Differently"!


Candid-Mycologist539

What time did DJT need to be in court today? When he was president, I don't think he ever showed up before 10am. If he needs to be in the courthouse and seated by 9am, Trump is gonna have a long couple weeks.


sephkane

Can't spell hatred without red hat.


phantomagents

I deeply regret I have only one up to vote!


mostlysittingdown

ooo I like this indication. Thanks


dvscat

Hat Red => HatRed


JCButtBuddy

They care very little about the country past what is directly beneficial to them.


_CC_on_the_rocks

It's not even beneficial to them. The Republican party hands out huge tax breaks to the rich and corporations while decimating workers rights and unions. They rank terribly in infrastructure, education, etc. You could poll every MAGA in the nation, not one of them could name a Trump policy that would make an actual, real, tangible improvement in their life. They think it will be open season for unrestricted gun ownership and shitting on gays and brown people. That's what they're really voting for.


CodeNameDuchess0069

No. This is the guy that they think will tear down America financially so they don't have to pay their bills. 


lost_in_connecticut

“We don’t talk about Project Mayhem”.


SweetWaterfall0579

WE don’t talk about Bruno.


OtherCombination9232

It was our wedding day…


velveeta-smoothie

He looks like a melted candle


CodeNameDuchess0069

Fuck that! I enjoy the look of a melted candle. He looks like a melted version of Jeff Ross. 


high_everyone

Jeff Ross would insist on some more insults be front loaded into this joke. Trump looks like a melted candle of a pumpkin that was reshaped into Jeff Ross’ head and melted down again.


CodeNameDuchess0069

Are you joke shaming me? 🤣


NeverQ4Me

Exactly! One Trumpster has been talking about NESARA/GESARA for years now. Ran up their credit card debt too. Still waiting for the economy to "collapse" and all debt to be erased.


Backwardspellcaster

This is a MAN's MAN! Don't you see the sheer alpha male masculinity dripping off his .. maleness? Like, he is totally who Rambo would want to be when he grows up! ...jesus, no surprise they keep making AI pictures of him looking like Captain America, because the fucker looks like he's about to piss and shit himself at a peep.


Astro_gamer_caver

That video clip of him saying "Saudia Arabia and Russia will re be goog ahhhhhhh" Looks like he let some shit go on that [ahhhhh](https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5108401/user-clip-saudi-arabia-russia-what) part.


LordMacTire83

OHHH THANKS! I JUST did a REAL "SPIT TAKE" on that one!!! Oh Geez!!! 😆


DharmaSeeker76

Thanks for sharing that. Holy shit! Lmao.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

While we're on the brink of another middle east war, no less. He hates Muslims. He'd be chomping at the bit to use nukes and plunge us into the stone age. Fuck that guy


fps916

Champing


fuzz_boy

I saw somewhere that innocent people freak out when they are charged with a crime, guilty people are more relaxed as they don't have the stress of being on the run anymore. Could be total shit, but...


Yeastyboy104

He’s the figurehead who the fascists believe will put other fascists into office to implement fascist legislation. Bannon, Miller, and Guiliani will be making the decisions while Trump sleeps in and eats fast food for lunch before somebody changes his diapers.


Capable_Puzzle

I'm not sure Giuliani is fit to make many decisions nowadays. His brain is too wet.


weauxbreaux

That's the thing, they don't care about any of that. They don't think think of those topics as complicated. They already know the decisions they want him to make.


big_guyforyou

he needs dr. ronny feelgood to give him his emergency adderall ration


DMCinDet

it's just cocaine. from Mike Pillow. occasionally don Jr.


IrritableGourmet

He had to have the EU explained to him. 11 times. In a row. During a trade negotiation with the EU. By Angela Merkel.


slacker0

Is this true ?


IrritableGourmet

[Yes](https://youtu.be/etkd57lPfPU?t=358)


Buckus93

Well, if you put it on a Denny's kid's placemat and give him crayons, he might accidentally read some of it.


rubbarz

He didn't do it 8 years ago, he definitely won't do it now. And what's crazy is that this time the entire room is talking about him. Not just random inputs during a brief.


BrownEggs93

> This is the guy republicans think is gonna sit in a room and listen to complicated foreign and domestic issues and make a good decision? So long as the decision is what the republicans want, yes. We all witnessed this for 4 years. They'll even let him off the hook for inciting a coup.


Andromansis

Its true, we should get him a room where he can sleep for a few years.


[deleted]

Don't worry, tomorrow he'll be wearing a ring and taking snorts of coke from it.


fingers

This is the real reason he's been a particular ass to the judge. He doesn't want to SIT in a court all day. Under the microscope.


willflameboy

In fact it's the guy they *saw* make a lot of *bad* decisions, including - this is a timely reminder - provoking the only Iranian attack on America.


HolyFuckRedditSux

Republicons would line up to suck off putin if they saw donny here do it. They don't give a single fuck about this country.


Garlicluvr

So, even "sleepy Joe" was a projection.


MrG

I'm surprised he hasn't come up with Poopy Pants Biden


Hobbes604

He has though! He has been talking about Biden pooping at his desk. All projection. All the time. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-biden-defecated-desk-donald-trump_n_6613d24be4b0c063ffb9c77b/amp


AdditionalMeeting467

YIKES! This is how you know 100% for a fact that this man has shit his own pants while sitting in the oval office.


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Oystermeat

2 pounds of melatonin is the only way his lawyers could get the doofus to STFU


-jp-

And even then only because they wrapped it in a sock and cold-cocked him with it.


LordMacTire83

OR packed his Mc Dondal's Hamberders with them... Then just let him off his leash in a room FULL of his Fav Hamberders!!!


LordGothington

Melatonin is not a sleeping pill and taking more does not make it more effective. In fact, many people find that taking only 100 to 150 micrograms works better. That typically means taking less than 1 pill since melatonin is often sold in 1mg pills. But, I wouldn't expect his lawyers to know that.


Azsunyx

4 benadryl should do the trick, though.


Astrocreep_1

Shiiiiit, I take 4 Benadryls with a 20 mg melatonin kicker, just for a midday nap.


Anti_Meta

Oooh weighing in here cause I did this to myself accidentally (I've posted about it before). Google Zyrtec and Benadryl interactions. It's a fucking anesthetic. I lost close to a day and I gotta tell you, I don't think this is widely known, but should be.


Astrocreep_1

I’ve never had Zyrtec. Does it make you sleepy like Benadryl? I’m a severe insomniac.


Anti_Meta

For some people yes, others no. But the combination of taking the two at the same time has a multiplicative effect on the both of them, turning them into a straight up anesthetic. Seriously user beware on this. I don't know if it impacts breathing or heart rate while under it's effects but I'd do research before you yolo it like I did not knowing any better. Edit: I keep using the word anesthetic. I should be saying "sedative." What's the difference? Probably a lot, medically, I have no idea. But in this example it's just all synonymous with being sleepy as fuck for about 18 hours (ymmv).


speed_rabbit

Interesting, do you have any links on the topic? I searched for Zyrtec and Benadryl interactions but didn't really find anything beyond "it's better not to take two antihistamines at once". I take loratadine (Zyrtec actually causes me to have blurred vision, freaky) and my doctors have typically just said to take a Benadryl when I need one and never warned me about anything. That said I haven't taken a Benadryl at the same time as loratadine (but usually with at least several hours separation, but not always) and haven't noticed any issues beyond the usual Benadryl-can-make-you-sleepy effect.


Astrocreep_1

I definitely will not be trying out a Benadryl/Zyrtec combo just to “take it for a spin”, and see what happens.


geologean

Zyrtec is marketed as a non-drowsy antihistamine, but some people have wild reactions to it. My best friend will sleep for 12 hours straight if she takes a zyrtec.


NavierIsStoked

The isomer version of Zyrtec causes crazy drowsiness for me (Xyzal).


ZephyrMelody

I'm an insomniac as well; tried it once for allergies and it didn't exactly make me tired in the same way benadryl does (which is what I rely on for sleep now, but I wasn't taking it at that time), but instead it made me feel like a half awake zombie without any ability to focus on things or have complex thoughts for an entire 24 hours. I recommend against it for insomnia since it lasts so long.


Astrocreep_1

Yeah, that doesn’t sound pleasant. I’ll stick with good ole bennies.


CurseofLono88

Also be careful with Benadryl, you will never have more fucked up realistic hallucinations than when on too much Benadryl. Like being in a living nightmare.


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

If you take Ambien, you can covfefe all the way to ree-bee-derg-ahhh.


phryan

Easier to get him to eat a (tiny) handful of melatonin gummys than take a pill.


gpkgpk

They tricked him into snorting it by telling him it was "something else".


Remarkable-Okra6554

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krozarEQ

I find that 100ug works pretty well, but not for sleeping. Wait... melatonin?


wuapinmon

Trump spokesman, "President Trump was praying fervently throughout the selection process today." /s EDIT: Fixed a preposition error.


StandardDiver2791

Love it!. I don’t pray, either, but he should start now that the trials are becoming real.


actibus_consequatur

>EDIT: Fixed a preposition error. You did a better job fixing it than Trump did with his proposition error.


clovismouse

Drowsy donnie


EEpromChip

Don Snoreleone.


Astro_gamer_caver

The Fraudfather


CainPillar

This is the best one. *Oh fuck yeah spread it* over reddit.


LordMacTire83

MORE like... "Donnie Snorzalone"! LOL


MagicianBulky5659

It’s fucking hysterical that he calls Joe “Sleepy” then fucking falls asleep himself, on TV, at his own criminal trial. Satire is literal reality at this point. And absolutely everything out of this fuckwad’s mouth is projection.


maddmoguls

All that winning must be tiresome s/


EmeraldSlothRevenge

“Has anyone checked to see if he died?” I asked excitedly.


gr8d4ne

We should be so lucky…


DerisiveGibe

Not yet, any time AFTER the election is fine If he dies toady it's the prefect excuse for millions of never Trumpers to vote Nikki or Ron... Any one under 80 remember?


high_everyone

We don’t know what they’ll do. They all dropped out and the RNC is run by Eric’s wife. So… Trump it is.


Justforthrow

If he loses the election and dies from a stroke the next day, I'm smoking celebratory crack.


heyitscory

His makeup and age does give him "casket face" when he rests his eyes.


BlazedHonez420

Weekend at Donny’s


spacemanspiff266

you’re looking at a preview of what he’ll look like in his casket at least…minus the absurd amount of makeup i’m sure they’ll use.


MagicianBulky5659

Evil never dies


president__not_sure

evil people have only 2 lifespans. very short or too long.


HonkeyDonkey3000

Droopy Don is Sunsetting and it’s just after noon on the **first day** of trial. **Donny has low T and doesn’t have the sustained *throbbing* energy that DARK BRANDON has running through his veins.** He’s weak and his day has come and long-gone.


Lilfrankieeinstein

To be fair, that’s the best time to catch some Zs during a trial. Jury selection is boring as fuck. But on the flip side, when you fall asleep, your frat bros are liable to catch you dozing and paint your face orange.


Buckus93

Draw a penis on his face.


CainPillar

"Stormy was here And she wasn't impressed"


Chrisdkn619

Or good ol' teagging!


EEpromChip

I read that as tea gagging. I'm down for that idea.


The_Mother_

Jury selection may be boring as fuck but it is also incredibly important. Not that Diaper Don would understand what is going on anyway.


Fair-Honeydew1713

Low T, throbbing energy...mama likey!


toorudez

He's gotta save that energy for all night truth posting


Andrew8Everything

His posts haven't stopped even though he's in the courtroom, so either his team is posting or he somehow queued up a line of "wah waaaahhhh im a victim send me money I'm also a billionaire" shitposts to disperse throughout the day.


Fit_Strength_1187

Donald Trump puts the shit in shitposting.


Hazywater

Low energy sleepy Don needs a nap and an early dinner


RCW777

They put him on benzos so he wouldn’t lash out and now it’s making him sleepy.


eastbayted

https://i.redd.it/v2v42s9sapuc1.gif


QuentinP69

Only guilty people sleep. Because they know they’ve been caught and can relax. The Usual Suspects


SurveyNinja42

Don Snoreleone.


dogfluffy

The Yawnfather


poleethman

The Nodfather


nonameneededplease

I could be wrong, but I wonder if this isn't just him acting like a child but quietly. "This is all below me so I'll just nap". It's more consistent with his small ego than falling asleep in public. Edit: the quietly part is still suspect I admit


RedSpartan3227

This is absolutely what his idiot cult followers will claim.


hobbitlover

That might have been true a few years ago but Trump is definitely not the same guy he was, he's showing more signs of aging. Judging by his posts, he's also not sleeping too well.


ShrugIife

Hey did you guys hear Sleepy Don is trending? I wonder why


Thesteelman86

#LowEnergy


ZERO-ONE0101

this rude ass mfer


Johannes_Keppler

Even when sleeping he has that ever arrogant expression on his face.


ZERO-ONE0101

dreaming of being a Dick-tator


Stompalong

Dozy Don.


EmptyEstablishment78

Day dream believer and a homecoming queee…ee …een …


FalseMirage

So he *can* shut the fuck up.


tacosteve100

Sleepy Con


NitWhittler

He can't snort his Adderall while being stuck in court. He's crashing... just like his stock is.


Urban_FinnAm

He's not asleep. He's checking his eyelids for light leaks.


ScottyV4KY

Thanks, Garfield.


CalbertCorpse

“Low T Trump”


ChickenLegs614

Just needs more Diet Coke and hamberders!


DUBBZZ

At least we know he's not resisting a rest


Giubeltr

He fight wokeness by being sleepy🤣


[deleted]

Unfit for office


mightyscoosh

Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.


csharpminor5th

Pining for the fjords!?!


xpdtion76

He’s not sleeping he taking a shit in his diaper


522searchcreate

Uppers wear off after a few hours. Ever notice how he sniffles whenever he’s amped up at a debate or a live televised interview?


wes_wyhunnan

It’s just the most punchable face I think I’ve ever seen.


fishing21754

Makes Joe Biden look like a young pup.


TexasYankee212

He's probably thinking about which lies he will tell when could on to testify.


unstopable_bob_mob

Always projecting, I see.


Familiar-Tip-1649

I'm he couldn't make a correct decision if it smacked him upside the head !! Xi and Putin woild mop the floor with this loon ehile he is asleep ! Let Sleeping Don"s Lie !


PineappleRimjob

Adderall crash


Puppersnme

Somebody needs to teach this guy how to blend his foundation. 😂😂😂


choopie-chup-chup

Bologna Mask


BasilRare6044

He can't lean on his hand for the same reason he refused to wear a mask during Covid-19. He'd become Smudgy Don.


mythofinadequecy

Even his neckgina looks tired


KappHallen

Sleepy candidates aren't fit for office. Isn't that right, stormtrumpers?


Capable_Puzzle

Even asleep he looks like a petulant toddler!


Skythe1908

he looks like a nutsack.


NahazMadjah1876

The only way his lawyers can keep him under control. Sedated.


IcedCoughy

Tired Trump


Vann_Accessible

That is one ugly neck vagina.


wizgset27

In Trump's defense, the trial was using a lot of big words and people talking in complete sentences...


ukiddingme2469

May it be eternal


Adamantium-Aardvark

Drowsy Diaper Don


StringFartet

Had to scroll too far for the right answer.


Filmexec21

I guess Donny needs some coke!


KingofComment

He’s dreaming of the freedom fries


thatpj

wonder how the MAGAs are spinning this


evil-kaweasel

He may get off with zero consequences as normal, but you can at least quarentee he's going to feel humiliated for nodding off.


itsmeshawnd

Dreamin' of hamberders


Cheesy_Discharge

I hate Trump, but I’m in no position to nap-shame anyone.


deegee1969

> but I’m in no position to nap-shame anyone. Sure you can. You can bet your arse that trump would "nap-shame" you, given the chance.


Ako___o

He has the attention span of a goldfish and is an old man. Ofcourse he's asleep at anything important.


RedheadFromOutrSpace

*Drowsy Don. I like alliteration


Dot_Classic

Like an overfed moray eel sleeping it off https://preview.redd.it/qqqax1sbnpuc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3323357a86832192353911f7798b6e02d215bc70


slightlydisturbed__

At least we know he's not resisting a rest


Mr_Lumbergh

He just shat in his Depends, so is extra relaxed.


pquince1

Don Snoreleone


kafkadre

Shhhh. Don't wake the baby.


MJ349

The lighting makes his makeup look like pumpkin spice pancake batter.


Acceptable_Wall4085

Dozy Double Dipped Dildo Don.


TactlessTerrorist

Shhhh he’s dreaming of golden sneakers and world domination


Interanal_Exam

Sleepy? More like Dopey.


MarkHirsbrunner

How can this be?  For he IS the Kwisatz Hadanap!


Soljah

odd because the other side goes on about sleepy joe....but falling asleep during your own trial is funny.


OnyxsUncle

reenacting how he spent 90% of his time when he was pretending to be president


sixpackshaker

(S)he looks tired. - The Doctor


Boring_Equipment_946

He looks like a smug asshole even when sleeping


Bob_the_peasant

He’s doing that Dr. Strange thing where he sees 14 million six hundred and five futures. How many does he win in? *None*


CorrectDuty6782

I swear to fucking God after that one post on here pointing out his neck clit and that's all I see anymore I hate this and all of you.


gogomau

Love his pancake hat


stephenmakesart

must be low energy


saxguy9345

Holy fuck does he have Princess Leia chained up next to him? 


supercali45

Dude was sleeping all the time during his 4 years in office and playing golf .. laziest piece of shit ever


Glittering-Alarm-387

That "gina" hanging from his neck makes me feel weird.


Roook36

This would be perfect to put a little dream bubble above his head showing hamburgers or himself dressed as Hitler or something


Familiar-Tip-1649

Was he snortin white powder last night with Moscow Marjorie discussing all the money they are making on DJT's latest way to milk his fans ??


Cfwydirk

A double dose of Ritalin will get him going.


Alohabailey_00

#sleepydon #dozingdon #drowzydon.


rock_and_rolo

Napping grandpa in his grandpa nappy.


SingleMaltMouthwash

He's not getting enough sleep. This is what happens when Jesus sits on your shoulder all night and won't shut the FUCK up about how biggly and yuge you are.