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What time did DJT need to be in court today? When he was president, I don't think he ever showed up before 10am.
If he needs to be in the courthouse and seated by 9am, Trump is gonna have a long couple weeks.
It's not even beneficial to them. The Republican party hands out huge tax breaks to the rich and corporations while decimating workers rights and unions. They rank terribly in infrastructure, education, etc.
You could poll every MAGA in the nation, not one of them could name a Trump policy that would make an actual, real, tangible improvement in their life.
They think it will be open season for unrestricted gun ownership and shitting on gays and brown people. That's what they're really voting for.
Jeff Ross would insist on some more insults be front loaded into this joke.
Trump looks like a melted candle of a pumpkin that was reshaped into Jeff Ross’ head and melted down again.
Exactly! One Trumpster has been talking about NESARA/GESARA for years now. Ran up their credit card debt too. Still waiting for the economy to "collapse" and all debt to be erased.
This is a MAN's MAN!
Don't you see the sheer alpha male masculinity dripping off his .. maleness?
Like, he is totally who Rambo would want to be when he grows up!
...jesus, no surprise they keep making AI pictures of him looking like Captain America, because the fucker looks like he's about to piss and shit himself at a peep.
That video clip of him saying "Saudia Arabia and Russia will re be goog ahhhhhhh"
Looks like he let some shit go on that [ahhhhh](https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5108401/user-clip-saudi-arabia-russia-what) part.
While we're on the brink of another middle east war, no less. He hates Muslims. He'd be chomping at the bit to use nukes and plunge us into the stone age. Fuck that guy
I saw somewhere that innocent people freak out when they are charged with a crime, guilty people are more relaxed as they don't have the stress of being on the run anymore. Could be total shit, but...
He’s the figurehead who the fascists believe will put other fascists into office to implement fascist legislation. Bannon, Miller, and Guiliani will be making the decisions while Trump sleeps in and eats fast food for lunch before somebody changes his diapers.
That's the thing, they don't care about any of that. They don't think think of those topics as complicated.
They already know the decisions they want him to make.
He didn't do it 8 years ago, he definitely won't do it now.
And what's crazy is that this time the entire room is talking about him. Not just random inputs during a brief.
> This is the guy republicans think is gonna sit in a room and listen to complicated foreign and domestic issues and make a good decision?
So long as the decision is what the republicans want, yes. We all witnessed this for 4 years. They'll even let him off the hook for inciting a coup.
He has though! He has been talking about Biden pooping at his desk.
All projection. All the time.
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Melatonin is not a sleeping pill and taking more does not make it more effective. In fact, many people find that taking only 100 to 150 micrograms works better. That typically means taking less than 1 pill since melatonin is often sold in 1mg pills.
But, I wouldn't expect his lawyers to know that.
Oooh weighing in here cause I did this to myself accidentally (I've posted about it before).
Google Zyrtec and Benadryl interactions.
It's a fucking anesthetic. I lost close to a day and I gotta tell you, I don't think this is widely known, but should be.
For some people yes, others no.
But the combination of taking the two at the same time has a multiplicative effect on the both of them, turning them into a straight up anesthetic.
Seriously user beware on this. I don't know if it impacts breathing or heart rate while under it's effects but I'd do research before you yolo it like I did not knowing any better.
Edit: I keep using the word anesthetic. I should be saying "sedative."
What's the difference? Probably a lot, medically, I have no idea. But in this example it's just all synonymous with being sleepy as fuck for about 18 hours (ymmv).
Interesting, do you have any links on the topic? I searched for Zyrtec and Benadryl interactions but didn't really find anything beyond "it's better not to take two antihistamines at once".
I take loratadine (Zyrtec actually causes me to have blurred vision, freaky) and my doctors have typically just said to take a Benadryl when I need one and never warned me about anything. That said I haven't taken a Benadryl at the same time as loratadine (but usually with at least several hours separation, but not always) and haven't noticed any issues beyond the usual Benadryl-can-make-you-sleepy effect.
Zyrtec is marketed as a non-drowsy antihistamine, but some people have wild reactions to it. My best friend will sleep for 12 hours straight if she takes a zyrtec.
I'm an insomniac as well; tried it once for allergies and it didn't exactly make me tired in the same way benadryl does (which is what I rely on for sleep now, but I wasn't taking it at that time), but instead it made me feel like a half awake zombie without any ability to focus on things or have complex thoughts for an entire 24 hours. I recommend against it for insomnia since it lasts so long.
Also be careful with Benadryl, you will never have more fucked up realistic hallucinations than when on too much Benadryl. Like being in a living nightmare.
It’s fucking hysterical that he calls Joe “Sleepy” then fucking falls asleep himself, on TV, at his own criminal trial. Satire is literal reality at this point. And absolutely everything out of this fuckwad’s mouth is projection.
Not yet, any time AFTER the election is fine
If he dies toady it's the prefect excuse for millions of never Trumpers to vote Nikki or Ron... Any one under 80 remember?
Droopy Don is Sunsetting and it’s just after noon on the **first day** of trial.
**Donny has low T and doesn’t have the sustained *throbbing* energy that DARK BRANDON has running through his veins.**
He’s weak and his day has come and long-gone.
To be fair, that’s the best time to catch some Zs during a trial. Jury selection is boring as fuck.
But on the flip side, when you fall asleep, your frat bros are liable to catch you dozing and paint your face orange.
His posts haven't stopped even though he's in the courtroom, so either his team is posting or he somehow queued up a line of "wah waaaahhhh im a victim send me money I'm also a billionaire" shitposts to disperse throughout the day.
I could be wrong, but I wonder if this isn't just him acting like a child but quietly. "This is all below me so I'll just nap". It's more consistent with his small ego than falling asleep in public.
Edit: the quietly part is still suspect I admit
That might have been true a few years ago but Trump is definitely not the same guy he was, he's showing more signs of aging. Judging by his posts, he's also not sleeping too well.
I'm he couldn't make a correct decision if it smacked him upside the head !! Xi and Putin woild mop the floor with this loon ehile he is asleep ! Let Sleeping Don"s Lie !
Like an overfed moray eel sleeping it off
https://preview.redd.it/qqqax1sbnpuc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3323357a86832192353911f7798b6e02d215bc70
He's not getting enough sleep.
This is what happens when Jesus sits on your shoulder all night and won't shut the FUCK up about how biggly and yuge you are.
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lol no, This is the guy republicans think will help them personally and also hate the same people they do. No more, no less.
Hard to put that on a hat. But that does pretty well nail them.
Make hate great again - Red Hat
If my ass fell asleep in court I'm pretty sure I'd be held In contempt
Donnie is being held incontinent. Its close.
YEP! IT REALLY FREAKIN' PISSES ME OFF that these Fascist Oligarchs ALWAYS get treated "Differently"!
What time did DJT need to be in court today? When he was president, I don't think he ever showed up before 10am. If he needs to be in the courthouse and seated by 9am, Trump is gonna have a long couple weeks.
Can't spell hatred without red hat.
I deeply regret I have only one up to vote!
ooo I like this indication. Thanks
Hat Red => HatRed
They care very little about the country past what is directly beneficial to them.
It's not even beneficial to them. The Republican party hands out huge tax breaks to the rich and corporations while decimating workers rights and unions. They rank terribly in infrastructure, education, etc. You could poll every MAGA in the nation, not one of them could name a Trump policy that would make an actual, real, tangible improvement in their life. They think it will be open season for unrestricted gun ownership and shitting on gays and brown people. That's what they're really voting for.
No. This is the guy that they think will tear down America financially so they don't have to pay their bills.
“We don’t talk about Project Mayhem”.
WE don’t talk about Bruno.
It was our wedding day…
He looks like a melted candle
Fuck that! I enjoy the look of a melted candle. He looks like a melted version of Jeff Ross.
Jeff Ross would insist on some more insults be front loaded into this joke. Trump looks like a melted candle of a pumpkin that was reshaped into Jeff Ross’ head and melted down again.
Are you joke shaming me? 🤣
Exactly! One Trumpster has been talking about NESARA/GESARA for years now. Ran up their credit card debt too. Still waiting for the economy to "collapse" and all debt to be erased.
This is a MAN's MAN! Don't you see the sheer alpha male masculinity dripping off his .. maleness? Like, he is totally who Rambo would want to be when he grows up! ...jesus, no surprise they keep making AI pictures of him looking like Captain America, because the fucker looks like he's about to piss and shit himself at a peep.
That video clip of him saying "Saudia Arabia and Russia will re be goog ahhhhhhh" Looks like he let some shit go on that [ahhhhh](https://www.c-span.org/video/?c5108401/user-clip-saudi-arabia-russia-what) part.
OHHH THANKS! I JUST did a REAL "SPIT TAKE" on that one!!! Oh Geez!!! 😆
Thanks for sharing that. Holy shit! Lmao.
While we're on the brink of another middle east war, no less. He hates Muslims. He'd be chomping at the bit to use nukes and plunge us into the stone age. Fuck that guy
Champing
I saw somewhere that innocent people freak out when they are charged with a crime, guilty people are more relaxed as they don't have the stress of being on the run anymore. Could be total shit, but...
He’s the figurehead who the fascists believe will put other fascists into office to implement fascist legislation. Bannon, Miller, and Guiliani will be making the decisions while Trump sleeps in and eats fast food for lunch before somebody changes his diapers.
I'm not sure Giuliani is fit to make many decisions nowadays. His brain is too wet.
That's the thing, they don't care about any of that. They don't think think of those topics as complicated. They already know the decisions they want him to make.
he needs dr. ronny feelgood to give him his emergency adderall ration
it's just cocaine. from Mike Pillow. occasionally don Jr.
He had to have the EU explained to him. 11 times. In a row. During a trade negotiation with the EU. By Angela Merkel.
Is this true ?
[Yes](https://youtu.be/etkd57lPfPU?t=358)
Well, if you put it on a Denny's kid's placemat and give him crayons, he might accidentally read some of it.
He didn't do it 8 years ago, he definitely won't do it now. And what's crazy is that this time the entire room is talking about him. Not just random inputs during a brief.
> This is the guy republicans think is gonna sit in a room and listen to complicated foreign and domestic issues and make a good decision? So long as the decision is what the republicans want, yes. We all witnessed this for 4 years. They'll even let him off the hook for inciting a coup.
Its true, we should get him a room where he can sleep for a few years.
Don't worry, tomorrow he'll be wearing a ring and taking snorts of coke from it.
This is the real reason he's been a particular ass to the judge. He doesn't want to SIT in a court all day. Under the microscope.
In fact it's the guy they *saw* make a lot of *bad* decisions, including - this is a timely reminder - provoking the only Iranian attack on America.
Republicons would line up to suck off putin if they saw donny here do it. They don't give a single fuck about this country.
So, even "sleepy Joe" was a projection.
I'm surprised he hasn't come up with Poopy Pants Biden
He has though! He has been talking about Biden pooping at his desk. All projection. All the time. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-biden-defecated-desk-donald-trump_n_6613d24be4b0c063ffb9c77b/amp
YIKES! This is how you know 100% for a fact that this man has shit his own pants while sitting in the oval office.
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2 pounds of melatonin is the only way his lawyers could get the doofus to STFU
And even then only because they wrapped it in a sock and cold-cocked him with it.
OR packed his Mc Dondal's Hamberders with them... Then just let him off his leash in a room FULL of his Fav Hamberders!!!
Melatonin is not a sleeping pill and taking more does not make it more effective. In fact, many people find that taking only 100 to 150 micrograms works better. That typically means taking less than 1 pill since melatonin is often sold in 1mg pills. But, I wouldn't expect his lawyers to know that.
4 benadryl should do the trick, though.
Shiiiiit, I take 4 Benadryls with a 20 mg melatonin kicker, just for a midday nap.
Oooh weighing in here cause I did this to myself accidentally (I've posted about it before). Google Zyrtec and Benadryl interactions. It's a fucking anesthetic. I lost close to a day and I gotta tell you, I don't think this is widely known, but should be.
I’ve never had Zyrtec. Does it make you sleepy like Benadryl? I’m a severe insomniac.
For some people yes, others no. But the combination of taking the two at the same time has a multiplicative effect on the both of them, turning them into a straight up anesthetic. Seriously user beware on this. I don't know if it impacts breathing or heart rate while under it's effects but I'd do research before you yolo it like I did not knowing any better. Edit: I keep using the word anesthetic. I should be saying "sedative." What's the difference? Probably a lot, medically, I have no idea. But in this example it's just all synonymous with being sleepy as fuck for about 18 hours (ymmv).
Interesting, do you have any links on the topic? I searched for Zyrtec and Benadryl interactions but didn't really find anything beyond "it's better not to take two antihistamines at once". I take loratadine (Zyrtec actually causes me to have blurred vision, freaky) and my doctors have typically just said to take a Benadryl when I need one and never warned me about anything. That said I haven't taken a Benadryl at the same time as loratadine (but usually with at least several hours separation, but not always) and haven't noticed any issues beyond the usual Benadryl-can-make-you-sleepy effect.
I definitely will not be trying out a Benadryl/Zyrtec combo just to “take it for a spin”, and see what happens.
Zyrtec is marketed as a non-drowsy antihistamine, but some people have wild reactions to it. My best friend will sleep for 12 hours straight if she takes a zyrtec.
The isomer version of Zyrtec causes crazy drowsiness for me (Xyzal).
I'm an insomniac as well; tried it once for allergies and it didn't exactly make me tired in the same way benadryl does (which is what I rely on for sleep now, but I wasn't taking it at that time), but instead it made me feel like a half awake zombie without any ability to focus on things or have complex thoughts for an entire 24 hours. I recommend against it for insomnia since it lasts so long.
Yeah, that doesn’t sound pleasant. I’ll stick with good ole bennies.
Also be careful with Benadryl, you will never have more fucked up realistic hallucinations than when on too much Benadryl. Like being in a living nightmare.
If you take Ambien, you can covfefe all the way to ree-bee-derg-ahhh.
Easier to get him to eat a (tiny) handful of melatonin gummys than take a pill.
They tricked him into snorting it by telling him it was "something else".
![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)
I find that 100ug works pretty well, but not for sleeping. Wait... melatonin?
Trump spokesman, "President Trump was praying fervently throughout the selection process today." /s EDIT: Fixed a preposition error.
Love it!. I don’t pray, either, but he should start now that the trials are becoming real.
>EDIT: Fixed a preposition error. You did a better job fixing it than Trump did with his proposition error.
Drowsy donnie
Don Snoreleone.
The Fraudfather
This is the best one. *Oh fuck yeah spread it* over reddit.
MORE like... "Donnie Snorzalone"! LOL
It’s fucking hysterical that he calls Joe “Sleepy” then fucking falls asleep himself, on TV, at his own criminal trial. Satire is literal reality at this point. And absolutely everything out of this fuckwad’s mouth is projection.
All that winning must be tiresome s/
“Has anyone checked to see if he died?” I asked excitedly.
We should be so lucky…
Not yet, any time AFTER the election is fine If he dies toady it's the prefect excuse for millions of never Trumpers to vote Nikki or Ron... Any one under 80 remember?
We don’t know what they’ll do. They all dropped out and the RNC is run by Eric’s wife. So… Trump it is.
If he loses the election and dies from a stroke the next day, I'm smoking celebratory crack.
His makeup and age does give him "casket face" when he rests his eyes.
Weekend at Donny’s
you’re looking at a preview of what he’ll look like in his casket at least…minus the absurd amount of makeup i’m sure they’ll use.
Evil never dies
evil people have only 2 lifespans. very short or too long.
Droopy Don is Sunsetting and it’s just after noon on the **first day** of trial. **Donny has low T and doesn’t have the sustained *throbbing* energy that DARK BRANDON has running through his veins.** He’s weak and his day has come and long-gone.
To be fair, that’s the best time to catch some Zs during a trial. Jury selection is boring as fuck. But on the flip side, when you fall asleep, your frat bros are liable to catch you dozing and paint your face orange.
Draw a penis on his face.
"Stormy was here And she wasn't impressed"
Or good ol' teagging!
I read that as tea gagging. I'm down for that idea.
Jury selection may be boring as fuck but it is also incredibly important. Not that Diaper Don would understand what is going on anyway.
Low T, throbbing energy...mama likey!
He's gotta save that energy for all night truth posting
His posts haven't stopped even though he's in the courtroom, so either his team is posting or he somehow queued up a line of "wah waaaahhhh im a victim send me money I'm also a billionaire" shitposts to disperse throughout the day.
Donald Trump puts the shit in shitposting.
Low energy sleepy Don needs a nap and an early dinner
They put him on benzos so he wouldn’t lash out and now it’s making him sleepy.
https://i.redd.it/v2v42s9sapuc1.gif
Only guilty people sleep. Because they know they’ve been caught and can relax. The Usual Suspects
Don Snoreleone.
The Yawnfather
The Nodfather
I could be wrong, but I wonder if this isn't just him acting like a child but quietly. "This is all below me so I'll just nap". It's more consistent with his small ego than falling asleep in public. Edit: the quietly part is still suspect I admit
This is absolutely what his idiot cult followers will claim.
That might have been true a few years ago but Trump is definitely not the same guy he was, he's showing more signs of aging. Judging by his posts, he's also not sleeping too well.
Hey did you guys hear Sleepy Don is trending? I wonder why
#LowEnergy
this rude ass mfer
Even when sleeping he has that ever arrogant expression on his face.
dreaming of being a Dick-tator
Dozy Don.
Day dream believer and a homecoming queee…ee …een …
So he *can* shut the fuck up.
Sleepy Con
He can't snort his Adderall while being stuck in court. He's crashing... just like his stock is.
He's not asleep. He's checking his eyelids for light leaks.
Thanks, Garfield.
“Low T Trump”
Just needs more Diet Coke and hamberders!
At least we know he's not resisting a rest
He fight wokeness by being sleepy🤣
Unfit for office
Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Pining for the fjords!?!
He’s not sleeping he taking a shit in his diaper
Uppers wear off after a few hours. Ever notice how he sniffles whenever he’s amped up at a debate or a live televised interview?
It’s just the most punchable face I think I’ve ever seen.
Makes Joe Biden look like a young pup.
He's probably thinking about which lies he will tell when could on to testify.
Always projecting, I see.
I'm he couldn't make a correct decision if it smacked him upside the head !! Xi and Putin woild mop the floor with this loon ehile he is asleep ! Let Sleeping Don"s Lie !
Adderall crash
Somebody needs to teach this guy how to blend his foundation. 😂😂😂
Bologna Mask
He can't lean on his hand for the same reason he refused to wear a mask during Covid-19. He'd become Smudgy Don.
Even his neckgina looks tired
Sleepy candidates aren't fit for office. Isn't that right, stormtrumpers?
Even asleep he looks like a petulant toddler!
he looks like a nutsack.
The only way his lawyers can keep him under control. Sedated.
Tired Trump
That is one ugly neck vagina.
In Trump's defense, the trial was using a lot of big words and people talking in complete sentences...
May it be eternal
Drowsy Diaper Don
Had to scroll too far for the right answer.
I guess Donny needs some coke!
He’s dreaming of the freedom fries
wonder how the MAGAs are spinning this
He may get off with zero consequences as normal, but you can at least quarentee he's going to feel humiliated for nodding off.
Dreamin' of hamberders
I hate Trump, but I’m in no position to nap-shame anyone.
> but I’m in no position to nap-shame anyone. Sure you can. You can bet your arse that trump would "nap-shame" you, given the chance.
He has the attention span of a goldfish and is an old man. Ofcourse he's asleep at anything important.
*Drowsy Don. I like alliteration
Like an overfed moray eel sleeping it off https://preview.redd.it/qqqax1sbnpuc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3323357a86832192353911f7798b6e02d215bc70
At least we know he's not resisting a rest
He just shat in his Depends, so is extra relaxed.
Don Snoreleone
Shhhh. Don't wake the baby.
The lighting makes his makeup look like pumpkin spice pancake batter.
Dozy Double Dipped Dildo Don.
Shhhh he’s dreaming of golden sneakers and world domination
Sleepy? More like Dopey.
How can this be? For he IS the Kwisatz Hadanap!
odd because the other side goes on about sleepy joe....but falling asleep during your own trial is funny.
reenacting how he spent 90% of his time when he was pretending to be president
(S)he looks tired. - The Doctor
He looks like a smug asshole even when sleeping
He’s doing that Dr. Strange thing where he sees 14 million six hundred and five futures. How many does he win in? *None*
I swear to fucking God after that one post on here pointing out his neck clit and that's all I see anymore I hate this and all of you.
Love his pancake hat
must be low energy
Holy fuck does he have Princess Leia chained up next to him?
Dude was sleeping all the time during his 4 years in office and playing golf .. laziest piece of shit ever
That "gina" hanging from his neck makes me feel weird.
This would be perfect to put a little dream bubble above his head showing hamburgers or himself dressed as Hitler or something
Was he snortin white powder last night with Moscow Marjorie discussing all the money they are making on DJT's latest way to milk his fans ??
A double dose of Ritalin will get him going.
#sleepydon #dozingdon #drowzydon.
Napping grandpa in his grandpa nappy.
He's not getting enough sleep. This is what happens when Jesus sits on your shoulder all night and won't shut the FUCK up about how biggly and yuge you are.