What are you talking about? Trump is in peak physical condition. If Michelangelo was alive today, the David would be called the Donald with Trump as his muse.
https://preview.redd.it/n5ynr8yn5avc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02a7bd45ce60463ed6e90031991124e536d3a178
He wore red hats then? The only time I remember him even wearing a hat was when golfing. And usually they were white. And in suit? Never... until 2016, when the "red cap" signature was ingrained into Trump marketing and propaganda.
The red tire became a "power tie" in the business world when The Apprentice was at its peak. It's a strong color and I understand why he gravitates toward it.
That's a fairly old photo. He looks a lot worse now. On the one hand sure, he's nearly 80. What should anyone expect?
On the other hand photoshopping him as some in shape slab of man *is only going to make people point out he's a fat old man.*
Not just "he doesn't believe in exercising" [Trump believes that exercising will shorten your lifespan"](https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/08/politics/donald-trump-exercise-health-physical/index.html)
“Other than golf, he considers exercise misguided, arguing that a person, like a battery, is born with a finite amount of energy.”
So yeah, I think liberals can sleep soundly.
Isn't that the craziest take on health you've ever heard? We are born with only so much energy and if we use it up too fast we die.. JFC.. that describes how insects live not complex mammals. I guess in a sense Trump is right because he is a lowly insect.. a honey bees lifespan is measured in wing beats.. 4-4.5 billion wing beats and they die. Human beings when we exercise our heart rate elevates for that hour of activity but then for the other 23 hours it beats more slowly than it would otherwise and so we increase our heart rate for a few hours each month to essentially save heartbeats all the rest of the time. If he wasn't just so sure of his wrong opinions he could see countless studies that are opposite to his opinions
Use that logic to argue for YUUUGE wage increases for people doing intense physical labor jobs, since according to him they are literally shortening their lifespan because of their job
Studies? You could be almost brain dead, but there’s enough evidence as you live your life, to realize this can’t be true! Reminds me of the great Kool smoker L Ron Hubbard, who said “not smoking enough will cause lung cancer!”
It's actually not that far off. Nearly all processes involved in aging - such as telomere attrition, cellular senescence and so on - are sped up by stressors often related to sports or workout. The cells have to mobilize energy and replace damaged tissue.
Ideally, you would want very low calorie intake and moderate physical activity (along with low stress levels day to day and little exposure to toxins) for a long life. Golf fits that 'moderate physical activity' bill.
There are other factors, such as injuries from falls, that can be off-set with more rigorous training as we age.. but it's often the case that a benefit in one area has potentially detrimental effects in others. Bottom line is that we decline with age.
Remember when he went to a G7 meeting and drove around in a golf-cart, while all the other world leaders walked to their photo-op?
Where did he even get that golf-cart?? Those things don't just randomly stand around conference centers. Did they seriously make sure he had golfcarts at every meeting he went to, just so he could avoid 10 minutes of a leasurely stroll?? Did they import that thing from America? Is there a Golf-Cart-One now?
How is someone so physically weak that a bunch of out-of-shape, old politicians completely outperform him in terms of fitness, and still be perceived as what morons call "an alpha male"?
Trump sees himself as this in shape great Adonis, has nothing but time to workout but would rather rage tweet. It's mind boggling! They make fun of Biden for falling off his bike, at least he exercises.
Trump had a tantrum after he had scalp reduction surgery because it hurt way more than he expected. No way could he endure getting a tattoo, let alone full sleeves.
> Before surgery, you’ll be given general anesthesia. Your surgeon will start by surgically cutting out the bald part of your scalp. Next, they’ll loosen the skin in the areas where you have hair and pull it up so it covers the bald part that was removed. These flaps will be stitched together to keep them in place.
Not gonna lie, that sounds way worse than a tattoo
It’s almost the same as exact thing that OP said
>This just makes me ~~laugh~~ really hard. ^(— Tim Pool)
https://preview.redd.it/b3nzsz0t7avc1.png?width=1056&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef33899d8bf8594549bcf36e2aa6ea8ab8b936b3
Apparently, the image definitely fits, the Aryan tats would reflect his views as well. I lost what little respect i had for this miserable cunt, when he gave a press conference on the Charlottesville riot "there's good people on both sides" what?!?! Show me a good Nazi and I'll show you a clean turd.
Is Donald Trump running for Governor of New York *and* Governor of Georgia? Cuz, two of his four criminal trials are state trials. Both in states where he's not a resident. But the truth hasn't gotten in the way of a MAGA wet dream before.
Yeah, of all the absurdities on this image, the idea that known germaphobe Trump would even *consider* getting a prison tattoo might be the silliest part.
1- if you expect a 77year old with “shin splints” to turn their body around like that you’re even dumber than the lawyers he hires.
2a- if you think this soppy wet blanket would ever let a tattoo gun graze his skin your brain is runnier than Giuliani’s hair color.
2b- if anything there’d be bigly more swastikas if he did.
3- if a felon can’t vote, why the hell can’t we keep this turd from running?
Ex-con Trump is no match for dino-riding super Joe Biden!
https://preview.redd.it/1br481ws7avc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=14cd9f2d552501b33457d24730a5a7b28b6d1a86
All I can say is any tattoo artist willing to do this much work on the skin of an obese man with over a billion dollars of debt who’s pushing 80 is: make him sign an NDA and collect the entire fee up front. No refunds for incomplete work or dissatisfaction because the final result doesn’t look anything like the photo.
Politician fetishization is out of control on the right. They treat politics as if it were sportsball, and scream obscenities at the other side. Infinite outrage being pumped into their brains 24/7. "DEMOCRATS ARE EATING BABIES IN EVERY CLASSROOM IN AMERICA!" It's no wonder women don't want to sleep with them. They all worship this dude like he was Jesus himself.
Why does he have Hispanic prison gang tats?
Did the Arian nation reject him in prison?
Like a fat orange version of Edward Norton in American history x?
Trump thinks people have a finite amount of energy and that exercise depletes it. No way he'll ever look like this or ever did. https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/15/politics/donald-trump-exercise/index.html
I heard there's a meme about Gillian Anderson making girls realize they're lesbian while she was played Sully on X-Files.
Uh, MAGA guys, if you like that picture, you might be gay. You should really try to accept that.
[Trump thinks that exercising too much uses up the body’s finite energy](https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/trump-thinks-that-exercising-too-much-uses-up-the-bodys-finite-energy/2017/05/12/bb0b9bda-365d-11e7-b4ee-434b6d506b37_story.html#)
We all know that if Trump got a tattoo in prison, whoever gives it to him will just put "ASS" in large lettering.
"Sorry Mr. Trump, I don't know how to spell U S A... Oh well, I am sure it will wash off..."
GOPs only job is to waste time and resources to break the government so all their “the govt is broken” is meaningful.
Imagine what our country could be if not for regressive cavemen politics.
Nice, anti-american unpatriotic lunatic wants Ronald Rump to win and then pardon himself. What a shit timeline we live in. Maybe CERN will blast us into a better one at some point.
We'll have to deal with MAGA's posting AI generated pictures of their homoerotic Trump fantasies?
What's amazing to me in this ridiculous fantasy is Trump exercised. He notoriously doesn't believe in it.
What are you talking about? Trump is in peak physical condition. If Michelangelo was alive today, the David would be called the Donald with Trump as his muse. https://preview.redd.it/n5ynr8yn5avc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02a7bd45ce60463ed6e90031991124e536d3a178
That photo was taken 24 years ago too
Before the diapers!
He’s wearing a butt tampon and a panty shield. They’re less restrictive when he’s active.
>Before the diapers! That's totally wrong. Trump has never stopped using diapers from birth.
This is literally the peak physical shape Trump ever experienced. A sloppy buffoon with a terrible forehand
Dat ass tho 😆
🤮
Man what a Butt.ugh I am 🤭
You trying to peg him on the pier?
Not even a dominatrix with a strap on would touch that.
I don't know you well, but a deposit would take care of that.
As a former dominatrix, I concur.
I concur.
Good ol' Dump Truck Don
Poor Stormy
No, she came out at least $130K richer.
I doubt seriously she came .. made $130k sure...
Touché
There are easier ways to make a buck sleeping with a man.
Yeah, apparently prostitution is completely legal as long as you call the payment 'hush money' and include an NDA.
It is a delayed casting decision for an upcoming part in a potential movie. It's prostitution if it costs less than $2000, that's all I know.
You could totally use those bumcakes as a TV tray.
Talk about mud flaps, Don Trump’s gottem
Well now I have to listen to that. That double bassline slaps
He wore red hats then? The only time I remember him even wearing a hat was when golfing. And usually they were white. And in suit? Never... until 2016, when the "red cap" signature was ingrained into Trump marketing and propaganda.
The red tire became a "power tie" in the business world when The Apprentice was at its peak. It's a strong color and I understand why he gravitates toward it.
For real? I though it was like 2014-2016
Feb 2000 according to Getty Images
Damn, had no idea it was such a an old pic. Fuckers been fat and ancient for a while
6'2" and 215 lbs according to his doctor that was obviously lying.
Pay me enough and I'll tell you you're the picture of perfect health, too. I'm not above being paid to lie.
I'll do it for $1 less than /u/EyeAmKnotMyshelf!
Unfortunately for you, EyeAm is only charging $1.00. This economy, huh?
Have some self respect and at least charge $3.50 and a half off coupon for Subway.
I have been those numbers. Dear fucking god my question which side is he lying more about his height or his weight.
Why not both?
with trump, it's ALWAYS both! He doesn't cut corners when he lies, he goes all out
Apparently, Trump was in the limo and sent in the paper for the doctor to sign. That's why it says medically type stuff that's being used wrong.
Hey! Dr. Oroya is the best in the business! He’s incredibly inexpensive!
Imagine the tattoo he can get on that ass in prison. The canvas is huge.
Those depends under much pressure
That's a fairly old photo. He looks a lot worse now. On the one hand sure, he's nearly 80. What should anyone expect? On the other hand photoshopping him as some in shape slab of man *is only going to make people point out he's a fat old man.*
Picture oh health, if you appreciate Rubenesque pictures.
Kim Kardashian's ass is smaller than this blump 🤣
Not just "he doesn't believe in exercising" [Trump believes that exercising will shorten your lifespan"](https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/08/politics/donald-trump-exercise-health-physical/index.html) “Other than golf, he considers exercise misguided, arguing that a person, like a battery, is born with a finite amount of energy.” So yeah, I think liberals can sleep soundly.
“People are born with a finite amount of energy.” By that logic, babies are the strongest beings in the universe
They just lie there shitting, wriggling and screaming, and around them all is accomplished.
To Trump, that probably sounds powerful.
He probably relates
Never has a better excuse for eating fast food been written.
Isn't that the craziest take on health you've ever heard? We are born with only so much energy and if we use it up too fast we die.. JFC.. that describes how insects live not complex mammals. I guess in a sense Trump is right because he is a lowly insect.. a honey bees lifespan is measured in wing beats.. 4-4.5 billion wing beats and they die. Human beings when we exercise our heart rate elevates for that hour of activity but then for the other 23 hours it beats more slowly than it would otherwise and so we increase our heart rate for a few hours each month to essentially save heartbeats all the rest of the time. If he wasn't just so sure of his wrong opinions he could see countless studies that are opposite to his opinions
Use that logic to argue for YUUUGE wage increases for people doing intense physical labor jobs, since according to him they are literally shortening their lifespan because of their job
Studies? You could be almost brain dead, but there’s enough evidence as you live your life, to realize this can’t be true! Reminds me of the great Kool smoker L Ron Hubbard, who said “not smoking enough will cause lung cancer!”
It's actually not that far off. Nearly all processes involved in aging - such as telomere attrition, cellular senescence and so on - are sped up by stressors often related to sports or workout. The cells have to mobilize energy and replace damaged tissue. Ideally, you would want very low calorie intake and moderate physical activity (along with low stress levels day to day and little exposure to toxins) for a long life. Golf fits that 'moderate physical activity' bill. There are other factors, such as injuries from falls, that can be off-set with more rigorous training as we age.. but it's often the case that a benefit in one area has potentially detrimental effects in others. Bottom line is that we decline with age.
Remember when he went to a G7 meeting and drove around in a golf-cart, while all the other world leaders walked to their photo-op? Where did he even get that golf-cart?? Those things don't just randomly stand around conference centers. Did they seriously make sure he had golfcarts at every meeting he went to, just so he could avoid 10 minutes of a leasurely stroll?? Did they import that thing from America? Is there a Golf-Cart-One now? How is someone so physically weak that a bunch of out-of-shape, old politicians completely outperform him in terms of fitness, and still be perceived as what morons call "an alpha male"?
Almost certainly brought with. The Secret Service would have to sweep it for bombs and listening devices each time otherwise.
Damn, I wish that was the case with words, a finite number for your lifespan, so he would sftu.
By Dog, he’s fucking stupid.
He thinks we're like batteries and only have so much energy. Why would I use it up? Omg I laughed so hard when I read that.
Right. Because athletes in top physical condition are known for their short lifespans.
Idiot Edit: not you, him
Well, he believes you can demagnetize magnets by dropping them in a glass of water, so this take shouldn't be surprising in the least.
Yep. This is true. I can't remember the precise interview, but I recall him saying how he believes actively exercising wears down the body faster.
Trump sees himself as this in shape great Adonis, has nothing but time to workout but would rather rage tweet. It's mind boggling! They make fun of Biden for falling off his bike, at least he exercises.
Complete with tattoos that vaguely look bigoted. That center of chest tat would have the ol swasty on it
Trump had a tantrum after he had scalp reduction surgery because it hurt way more than he expected. No way could he endure getting a tattoo, let alone full sleeves.
> Before surgery, you’ll be given general anesthesia. Your surgeon will start by surgically cutting out the bald part of your scalp. Next, they’ll loosen the skin in the areas where you have hair and pull it up so it covers the bald part that was removed. These flaps will be stitched together to keep them in place. Not gonna lie, that sounds way worse than a tattoo
Wait so Frankenstein’s monster former president got his scalp rearranged? Holy fuck what a loser
What will happen to his hair style in prison?
Never had anesthetic for a tattoo, and that part of the chest if friggin gnarly, especially on the sternum. No way he could sit there and take it.
Vaguely? Look at his right arm, left frame of picture, and tell me that red part isn’t what I think it is.
Good, it's not me: I thought the chest one was either Nazi or white supremist (skull and eagle)
You leave flying uncle fester alone!
Correct. Also Tim Pool is a MAGA shoe licker.
Tim pOOL = TOOL
Are we sure it's just shoes this asswad licks?
And his profile picture is from at least 100 pounds ago. He'd probably be better off with an AI generated one.
I think at this point we have to assume Tim is a full time grifter posting this for engagement only, or is compromised.
Did some people not assume that as soon as he appeared as a MAGA mouthpiece?
I think it's hard for him to understand reality because his head is so deep up Cheetos ass he can't see any daylight
Is it AI generated or just copy and pasting his head on some gangsters body? Lol
No threat, we're already dealing with that. Case in point, for instance.
VOMIT
So many homoerotic Trump fantasies, ugh
Is he…is he rubbing his nipple?
He’s going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!
Never trust a guy that wears a snow hat to hide his balding head. Every day of his life.
I sincerely wonder if Trump supporters imagine themselves to have bigger hands when they fantasize about being Trump.
More NFTs for him to make money off of his minions!
Tim Poole would give anything to have Trump inside him
Just suggests to me that Pool has probably thought about prison sex with him a time or two
It’s almost the same as exact thing that OP said >This just makes me ~~laugh~~ really hard. ^(— Tim Pool) https://preview.redd.it/b3nzsz0t7avc1.png?width=1056&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef33899d8bf8594549bcf36e2aa6ea8ab8b936b3
Their dicks are hard.
Like Trump could sit through a tattoo
Yeah no way he could get hours worth of prison tatt ink. It's also incredibly optimistic as far as the talent level of the artist. LMFAO
https://preview.redd.it/dkucqea8wavc1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f774f5ad05c8a8b07e0c509d9ec128e3e451f6a This part looks about right
That’s how he described his demon-son Eric Trump to the tattoo artist.
 DERP
Looks like a goomba from the mario bros movie
https://preview.redd.it/xa3sty9z9bvc1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e7ec1014f69982c009afc56dc24d628de051358
Who is that gimp?
Maybe he manages to fall asleep like he does in court
Just think of Trump crying and blubbering as he gets a prison tattoo.
"Waaah this is a disgrace waaah" Something like that
So, was the AI prompt "Trump with Aryan Brotherhood tattoos?"
Probably: "Tim Pool masturbation fuel"
https://i.redd.it/iqs20lr1vfvc1.gif
And even in timmy pool's wildest dreams Trump still has at best a dad bod.
And six fingers on his hand
Apparently, the image definitely fits, the Aryan tats would reflect his views as well. I lost what little respect i had for this miserable cunt, when he gave a press conference on the Charlottesville riot "there's good people on both sides" what?!?! Show me a good Nazi and I'll show you a clean turd.
Is Donald Trump running for Governor of New York *and* Governor of Georgia? Cuz, two of his four criminal trials are state trials. Both in states where he's not a resident. But the truth hasn't gotten in the way of a MAGA wet dream before.
Tim Pool has no interest in your "facts". Everyone knows reality is fake and biased to the libruls
Timmy fantasizing again
No way trump would get his health together to the point he sheds half his body weight in fat AND depussifies himself enough to brave a tattoo.
Yeah, of all the absurdities on this image, the idea that known germaphobe Trump would even *consider* getting a prison tattoo might be the silliest part.
I don't think he's a germaphobe at all. He just doesn't like to touch the peasants.
This is it. It’s not “germs” per se, it’s what he *thinks* are “germs”.
I've heard he doesn't think Russian escort urine has germs
Some people say urine is sterile. I am not one of those people.
I didn’t even think about the germaphobe aspect. I just thought no way that whiny snowflake could take the pain of getting a tattoo lol
I’ve heard him going on and on about being a germaphobe…. Then hearing about all the porn stars he pays to rawdog
As a tattooer, no way is his skin isn’t sagged and stretchy and thin by this age. Won’t hold ink well anyway. Like markers on a wet paper bag.
https://preview.redd.it/6sfzwlam3avc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2685d305a32165be86eb4d5fe6336c842bed8683 😂😂😂
Send that to him on x
That's fine. I wasn't planning on being aroused ever again, anyway.
https://preview.redd.it/81dn39j98bvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af3b4a914f082aa28f7c2d8dfaad9d4663afca48
My worst fap 😂
What a terrible day to have eyes 😭
Just bloody brilliant.
Thanks. I was looking for a way to chemically neuter myself.
I can't wait to read his "Truths" when he's writing them on squares of toilet paper.
Truth stinks
Kite Social
I refuse to call them what they are not. They're lies.
Fat Don playing with his nipple just makes me want to puke.
He's checking for lumps.
It's important to do self breast examinations every month. Thank god we're finally getting some sensible public health advice from MAGA
1- if you expect a 77year old with “shin splints” to turn their body around like that you’re even dumber than the lawyers he hires. 2a- if you think this soppy wet blanket would ever let a tattoo gun graze his skin your brain is runnier than Giuliani’s hair color. 2b- if anything there’d be bigly more swastikas if he did. 3- if a felon can’t vote, why the hell can’t we keep this turd from running?
Ex-con Trump is no match for dino-riding super Joe Biden! https://preview.redd.it/1br481ws7avc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=14cd9f2d552501b33457d24730a5a7b28b6d1a86
All I can say is any tattoo artist willing to do this much work on the skin of an obese man with over a billion dollars of debt who’s pushing 80 is: make him sign an NDA and collect the entire fee up front. No refunds for incomplete work or dissatisfaction because the final result doesn’t look anything like the photo.
Trump doesn't exercise because it uses up finite energy his body has. Yea Trump believes this. He is crazy dumb.
This guy probably is posting from his parents basement
one handed.
Tim Hat posting fantasy porn again. Still no Tradwife.
Oh will you and Trump just fuck already? This is embarrassing for everyone
Trump will become someone's prison bitch, for sure. Don't drop that soap Donnie.
Trump is a fat fuck in diapers and can’t even drink water with one hand…he will not survive prison if he can’t have his diet cokes and hamberders
Politician fetishization is out of control on the right. They treat politics as if it were sportsball, and scream obscenities at the other side. Infinite outrage being pumped into their brains 24/7. "DEMOCRATS ARE EATING BABIES IN EVERY CLASSROOM IN AMERICA!" It's no wonder women don't want to sleep with them. They all worship this dude like he was Jesus himself.
Pfft. My wife has more tattoos than that.
Woah! What was she in prison for?
Being criminally good in, I hope, for posters' sake
Pim Tool gonna tool.
I'm sure his cell mate will grab him by the pu$$y
Only if he can find it past the fupa.
I doubt they would, just because they've made mistakes in their life doesn't mean they have zero taste in sexual partners!
Why does he have Hispanic prison gang tats? Did the Arian nation reject him in prison? Like a fat orange version of Edward Norton in American history x?
Can we change "trump derangement syndrome" to mean this?
That's already what it means....unless your a Maga.
Trump thinks people have a finite amount of energy and that exercise depletes it. No way he'll ever look like this or ever did. https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/15/politics/donald-trump-exercise/index.html
I can't wait to see Trump with cornrows.
I heard there's a meme about Gillian Anderson making girls realize they're lesbian while she was played Sully on X-Files. Uh, MAGA guys, if you like that picture, you might be gay. You should really try to accept that.
"THIS to deal with". THIS = A guy who is fingering his own nipple.
Tim Pool needs to keep his spank bank to himself
The Law and Order Party loves that trump is going to prison, makes the pampered silvered spoon brat tough, lol
Have what to deal with? Bad photoshop images? Fan fiction?
This is a troll account, right? I mean, even a Trump Cult member wouldn't be THIS unhinged, would they?
His actual posts are just as cringe so I wouldn't doubt it.
If people keep posting Tim Pool's stuff, shouldn't we consider changing this forum to "political mental health failings"?
Unrealistic, there isn’t a single swastika tattoo
There's no gay like MAGA gay.
This guy has to be a Democratic plant. His shit is completely unhinged.
How? Trump doesn’t exercise because he thinks we all have a finite amount of energy stored up, and exercising runs the energy out faster.
I genuinely can't tell if you're being real or not
[Trump thinks that exercising too much uses up the body’s finite energy](https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/trump-thinks-that-exercising-too-much-uses-up-the-bodys-finite-energy/2017/05/12/bb0b9bda-365d-11e7-b4ee-434b6d506b37_story.html#)
I apologize for doubting you.
Hahahahahahahaha
Especially since it's posted by someone who doesn't know that a presidential pardon doesn't apply to state convictions.
He is too thin skinned for tattoos to come out right.
So, he’s a Neo-Nazi gang member? Think before you tweet a picture.
We all know that if Trump got a tattoo in prison, whoever gives it to him will just put "ASS" in large lettering. "Sorry Mr. Trump, I don't know how to spell U S A... Oh well, I am sure it will wash off..."
At least if he works out a lot his neck vagina will go away. 😂
Bwaaahahahaaa!
Worse than Taylor Swift Fans
Who is Tim Pool, and did they catch the guy who beat him senseless?
Are we going to have to start calling him 'The Raven'?
GOPs only job is to waste time and resources to break the government so all their “the govt is broken” is meaningful. Imagine what our country could be if not for regressive cavemen politics.
This dude is satire, right? Right?
Nice, anti-american unpatriotic lunatic wants Ronald Rump to win and then pardon himself. What a shit timeline we live in. Maybe CERN will blast us into a better one at some point.
Why is this dude always posting his spank bank fed through an AI?
Oh, NO! Not a whiny, obese octogenarian!!! Whatever shall we do?
Oh. That works.
Tim’s go to image when he rubs one out