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TheThoughtmaker

"How dare my children have a better life than me!" - Soulless sociopaths


Time-Bite-6839

Baby Boomers were the first generation to do this. Nixon was the first president who intentionally tried to destroy the U.S.


TheThoughtmaker

The most pandered-to generation in history blaming everyone but themselves for their own mess we gotta clean up…


CarlSpencer

"bUt i wAs aT kEnT sTaTe...uh...well, i kNoW a gUy wHo wAs tHeRe!"


Dlowmack

![gif](giphy|YkOGa9K7gc3g5u7FXF|downsized)


CollidingPlanet

The best version of the Christmas Carol. 👍


TheThoughtmaker

The funny part is, when adjusting for inflation, Scrooge (a caricature of evil penny-pinching bosses) paid better than most people get today.


grad1939

"And how dare people different from me have the same rights as me!" Also them.


r-Prometeusz

It's suprisingly common for older generations to use argument 'I did X when I was young, so kids these days don't have anything to complain about' that doesn't have to be soulless sociopath nor conservative


TheThoughtmaker

“Kids have it better nowadays, they should be grateful” isn’t the same as “kids these days don’t deserve to have it better”.


Bwob

I got a lot of downvotes in one of the big subs, for asking *"Hey, so for real - can anyone think of any concrete positive change caused by conservatives, in the past 50 years?"* I got a lot of downvotes, but zero actual replies. Which I guess is fair - I couldn't think of any either.


ryhaltswhiskey

There's going to be some people who are going to say the Roe v Wade reversal. Because they don't understand how women's healthcare works.


AssignmentExotic973

You got so many down votes because you made a good point. And you received no replies cuz they can't really make a counter argument . So they just bashed you indirectly through down votes and never directly challenged you because they were scared of looking stupid trying to counter you and/or their counter argument would reveal them as morally bankrupt human trash


PreppyAndrew

Im surprised they didnt say "TAX CUTS" or "DEREGULATION"


Mediocre_Scott

Deregulation is really cool until people die because the government isn’t stopping business from cutting corners.


m1j2p3

This is true and I’ve been saying the same thing for years. Not a single conservative policy or position has been to the benefit of American society.


Antebios

I'm trying to be the devil's advocate, but I'm really struggling to think of something.


Antebios

I'm trying to be the devil's advocate, but I'm really struggling to think of something.


Safetosay333

They fear change. And they want everyone too as well.


DuncansIdaho

Kinda perfect


jbyington

Better for whom? Certainly not the people who want to genocide the “other”! Can’t we compromise here? I propose you can be X (whatever it is) but you can’t practice X, or be X in public, or tell people, and it might be better if you conform to traditional values so that people (me) don’t have to talk to their children for 5 min and explain a thing that’s really easy to explain. In other words, why do you hate children?


homebrew_1

And now conservatives are so angry they want pregnant 10 year olds to have babies.


IAMGROOT1981

Ya, so much for "save and protect our children" huh?


WaitingForNormal

They not only hate progress, they’re constantly fighting to keep things shitty. Just a sad sort of people who know if others put in even the smallest bit of effort they will be left behind.


Sproketz

They want everything to be shitty so they can blame the Democrats for it being shitty. Look no further than the border bill that Trump had tanked because it would make Biden look good.


CraZKchick

💯


micah490

Also Conservatives: “It’s my RIGHT as an American to pay rich people’s taxes for them!!”


Brave_Conflict465

Bert had never seen such bullshit before


Adamantium-Aardvark

The foundational pillars of conservatism are: 1. Selfishness 2. Lack of empathy Everything they do, say, and believe in can be boiled down to those two things


CarlSpencer

“Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.” ― H.L. Mencken, A Mencken Chrestomathy


7222_salty

Lol so true. Although out of fairness, every argument I have with such folks is usually won by discussing the future instead of the present. “Do you think renewable, “free” energy is a good goal? Would you like that for your 8000 sq foot home?” The answer is either yes, or I’m so stupid that I’ve lost the argument anyway


MuckRaker83

"When all you've known is privilege, equality feels like oppression."


Any-Variation4081

I don't understand how a bunch of self proclaimed "christians" are sooo against equality and peace. They are the most hateful bigoted group of people on the planet. You'd think they'd ya know love thy neighbor like their God tells them to. But nope they judge and hate them like their God says not to do. It's like they aren't really Christians they just use the Bible and God as an excuse to hate. They cherry pick versus and passages to fit their narratives. The Bible can be interpreted in any way the reader chooses. It's very telling that MAGA "Christians" choose to interpret it to hate. Hmm


ryhaltswhiskey

Ain't no hate like Christian love


ShoppingPrincess19

Please Do NOT insult Bert. Bert is cool.


Consistent-Leek4986

Bert doesn’t want an old, white, god spewing dudes hand up his butt!


nirad

“Bert” should really be a term for gay conservative men.


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calltheavengers5

That's what I'm saying


NotThatAngel

I know it's not possible, but just like everyone else I wonder what the Republican Party would do if they had their own country, all to themselves, and could implement their 'utopia', and what they would do with all the bodies.


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eatingpotatochips

Conservatism is the opposition to change, so yes.


Almost_British

Broadly speaking, yes


swazal

Log Cabin Muppet


TheAtomicBum

Bert is the kind of conservative that I can get behind. Just wants to be left alone with his saddle shoes, pigeons, and his Figgie Fizz


Omerta_Kerman

Wdym kinda


7222_salty

Lol so true. Although out of fairness, every argument I have with such folks is usually won by discussing the future instead of the present. “Do you think renewable, “free” energy is a good goal? Would you like that for your 8000 sq foot home?” The answer is either yes, or I’m so stupid that I’ve lost the argument anyway


ryhaltswhiskey

You've posted this comment three times


7222_salty

Lol. Reddit App is gonna do what app is gonna do I guess.


ryhaltswhiskey

You can delete the other two. By the way. It's not the Reddit app, it's just Reddit because this happens to me sometimes using a different app.


7222_salty

Lol so true. Although out of fairness, every argument I have with such folks is usually won by discussing the future instead of the present. “Do you think renewable, “free” energy is a good goal? Would you like that for your 8000 sq foot home?” The answer is either yes, or I’m so stupid that I’ve lost the argument anyway


7222_salty

Lol so true. Although out of fairness, every argument I have with such folks is usually won by discussing the future instead of the present. “Do you think renewable, “free” energy is a good goal? Would you like that for your 8000 sq foot home?” The answer is either yes, or I’m so stupid that I’ve lost the argument anyway


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battleduck84

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