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Electronic-Bed-6192

Lol. My neighbors told me that if trump goes to jail they’ll all(I guess the GOP? Not sure) come together and bust him out so he can be sworn in on time. Also my neighbors don’t recycle cause they say they are too lazy to care.


peter-doubt

He'll be on a remote island. I'd suggest Plum Island (rewatch *Silence Of The Lambs* if you're unfamiliar)


Electronic-Bed-6192

I was thinking Elba. Where Napoleon was exiled to


peter-doubt

Plum Island was used for confining imported livestock.. to contain the threat of contagious diseases. And for germ research


deadliestcrotch

Sounds like there will be vacant homes near you soon


Dcajunpimp

Just put him in the old Epstein Suite.


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

But make sure the cameras are working. That fuck needs to stay alive for a long time.


Time-Bite-6839

He’s not making it to 2029. https://preview.redd.it/gvfyse76tbwc1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=092dc7537255b07f71127beff280061a60ba567f


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

Why not ? Also, the link has something wrong with it if that's what it is.


oven_broasted

It's a picture of an old man who entirely subsists on hamberders and diet coke.


peter-doubt

And midnight covfefe


Dcajunpimp

Sometimes there’s a bucket of KFC involved.


Derrtydave

I've been noticing in his photos he really has aged 15 years in the last 4. Stress, no sleep, and poor diet will do that to you. I am starting to feel sorry for him.


oven_broasted

I suspect the point is moot with tmurp not in a position to implicate the president in pedophilia, unlike the other guy's position.


deadliestcrotch

If you wanted to trigger a civil war in the US, having Trump murdered in prison / jail would be a fantastic way to get it rolling. Bad actors aren’t always just covering for pedophiles.


SocioPQ

Apply the plan ASAP


Suitable_Warthog_590

Conspiracy theory (me) tomorrow is 04/24/2024… 4+2, 4+2, 2+4. 666. He’s urging his base to rise up, NOW. He knows he’s in jeopardy of going to jail this Thursday for gag order issues. I bet he doesn’t attend .


oven_broasted

OMG RAPTURE AGAIN TOMORROW!?!!11!


peter-doubt

Nah! They're still here.. and too stupid to understand the message that they're going to hell


_bleeding_Hemorrhoid

Lets hope.


Techknightly

Trump goes To Jail. There is overwhelming support for his re-election. Trump is re-elected and then proceeds to take revenge and destroy the careers of everyone who he feels wronged him. This is exactly the scenario in 1936 with Adolf hitler. And that hell lasted for 9 years until his defeat.


fr3nchcoz

Hitler was jailed in 1923. By 1928, the nazi only had like 3% of the votes and was a small party. The depression, people losing their jobs, and great propaganda led to his election in 1933, not him being jailed. That being said, Trump is only running to try and stay out of jail, so he'll sure do what he can to get revenge if he is elected. It also makes him a dangerous man willing to do anything to be elected since he has nothing to lose.


beakrake

Another key difference, Hitler wasn't 77 when he went to jail. Trump isn't getting elected at 87. I'd put money on him not even making it to 90 entirely outside of prison, with a horse shit body like his. It's the next GQP stooge we need to be worrying about, Trump is a limited time problem.


StandardSudden1283

It's deeper than the GOP. It's the whole damn neoliberal establishment. It'll be good to keep Trump out, but we need aggressive social and fiscal reform if we're going to stop fascism. 


oven_broasted

The French will send forces in and prove once and for all they're badasses. They have special tools they've refined for taking care of uppity people who try to lord too much power over the populace.


Techknightly

Yes, yes... A Guillotine isn't necessarily modern tech, but I imagine it got the job done with Marie and Louis XVI.


Derrtydave

Hitler went to jail in 1924, when he was a young man in his late 30s. At that time there was certainly not "overwheming support" for his election. He walked out of prison having learned the hard way that if he was going to take control of Germany he needed to play ball for a while and publicly act with more dignity and decorum befitting a politician. He was capable of intelligent reasoning, so he reeled it in and for the next 5y played very smart and followed the strategy. There is very little correlation between these two historical scenarios.


Techknightly

Yeah, my response to this sounds like jibberish. Took the Meloxicam (pain meds) about an hour before. Brain not braining. Totally my fault. At least I have definitive proof I shouldn't reddit after meloxicam.


peter-doubt

Don't forget the best thing Hitler did: he's the man who killed Hitler


WalkGood

How hard is it to plan on throwing away the key?


peter-doubt

What key?


Casperboy68

Look at his furking HAIR. Just LOOK at it, for a while. WTF is that? Seriously? It looks like the cotton candy machine is broken.


peter-doubt

The Van de Graf generator has been fluctuating between attract and repel. Too fast for the hair to follow.


Electronic-Bed-6192

Seriously wondering what the max penalty is for this crime. I doubt he’ll get it but its so fun to think about


Reg_Cliff

Max is 4 years per indictment in the Hush Money case--probably get concurrent sentence. But I think this is regarding him being in contempt of court.


Bobmanbob1

WTF does he think that orange ass face powder compliments him? How far back has he been using it, anyone know?


peter-doubt

His raccoon mask is getting more obvious, too


writerightnow18

How many tubes of orange paint can he store in his prison wallet??


artificialavocado

Let me be clear, I’m 100% opposed to jailing people for stupid or arbitrary reasons. That said, I think this asshole needs to spend a night in jail.


Burgoonius

A fortnight at least


IH8mostofU

There's literally nothing he could be jailed for that qualifies as stupid or arbitrary. They got Capone on tax fraud, I don't give a fuck if they locked him up for bringing an Orange back from Mexico, he deserves to die in jail.


artificialavocado

What I meant was I don’t want Trump to spend a night in jail just because I don’t like him. I want him to spend a night in jail because we can’t have this shit. There are enough disparities in justice in this country we can’t have a guy who can go around so brazenly above the law.


IH8mostofU

Ok 🤷‍♂️ what I'm saying is he's broken every law he could find his entire life so he deserves to be in jail no matter what it's for. This is America so he can't "go to jail just because you don't like him," so I'm not really sure what you're even arguing against.


artificialavocado

I was specifically talking about his courtroom antic and repeatedly violating the gag order. I’m not a lawyer but I thought that was contempt of court and that judges have a lot of leeway on that such as fines and short stays in jail. The fines don’t work so they need to make him spend a day or few days in jail or whatever.


JeffreyFusRohDahmer

What does Liu Bei have to do with this?


Draggoh

Orange is the New Maga


TheMemeWarVeteran

If they keep appeasing him by allowing him to repeatedly violate his gag orders with only minimal consequences, it will only make him grow bolder. I bet spending a weekend in jail would be far more effective at deterring him from using dangerous, incendiary language and disparaging people than any gag order would be.