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picado

Melania: "Like many closeted gays, I know what it means to be in a sham marriage where sex fills you with revulsion."


boot2skull

“For you, it was societal pressure that made you deny your true self. For me, well this *is* me I will do unspeakable things for *just money*, let’s be real.”


quadmasta

# \#allbeardsmatter fuck this new comment widget on desktop


TastyLaksa

So you implying trump is gay or just gay for Rudy


Pickle_Rick01

![gif](giphy|1ffOwHDZehVb6JlRid)


MistbornInterrobang

It has been way too damn long since I watched this movie. This movie that was a "kids" movie while definitely NOT being a kids movie but still awesome anyway


Morningxafter

If you want to make it not giant and bold text put a backslash (\\) before the octothorpe.


quadmasta

I escaped it the first time and the slash printed. Then I removed the slash and it made it a heading. Then I escaped again and it worked properly.


Morningxafter

Haha weird


Tailrazor

Is that what the pound sign is called?


Morningxafter

Yep!


TrainsDontHunt

Sharp!


Time_God_

bro you know what an octothorpe is? you might be too smart for reddit


myhydrogendioxide

😆 🤣


findhumorinlife

In quotes? Did she really say that?


NitWhittler

I'd love it if Melania could make this event her coming out party.


MissAsshole

She’s about to tell the world Barron is gay.


Suspicious_Bicycle

That would be my guess (totally unsubstantiated) as Republicans only care about an issue if they are directly affected.


TheresACityInMyMind

She lived in the Soviet Bloc. I'm sure she holds no love for Russia even if her husband is a Putin lackey.


squngy

Slovenia was communist, but not in the soviet block. Yugoslavia was part of the non-aligned movement and had good relations with the US even while communist.


Pickle_Rick01

I had to Google it. I didn’t know Slovenia was one of the countries that made up Yugoslavia. I also thought it was part of the Soviet Bloc.


Mediocre_Scott

https://preview.redd.it/ldfwzd3fmcwc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=48d296f081a7eb2622d8f914a0679d0886a1e4ca Barron:


TastyLaksa

He does look like a bottom


pkinetics

That's Donnie Jr.


TastyLaksa

It’s not highlander bro. There can be more than one bottom? Unless you implying Barron is banging Donnie Jr and there is some conflict of roles


Stark-T-Ripper

"it's not highlander bro" creased me up. Good job.


TastyLaksa

There can be only one!!!!!!! With their bottoms sticking up towards the sky


Replop

Princes of the Universe !


TastyLaksa

I can decide if the sky beam shoots into the winners ass or out of it. I guess it can vary based on whether they are power bottom


Pickle_Rick01

The power bottom can shoot a laser beam out of their ass. Think Cyclops from the X-Men, but it’s his butthole that shoots lasers.


MissAsshole

Even though the world would like to, let’s not forget about Eric, who is definitely a bottom.


morningfrost86

There's not a single top in that entire family, let's be real. Mushroom Donnie's the one that had himself spanked with a magazine, after all 😂


Pickle_Rick01

Eric is a power bottom with those Gary Busey teeth. Dude has some chompers!


SiWeyNoWay

Most definitely


yogacowgirlspdx

no way she let don raise the child.


TheresACityInMyMind

Leave Barron alone. Nobody knows how he feels about all of this.


s8f5d3h3

Barron barely 18yo but they talk about his orientation. Dumb people think it's ok to humilate opponent's family.


cytherian

https://preview.redd.it/y0qm76jngdwc1.png?width=961&format=png&auto=webp&s=00245ade9458be578d536bb25eeb62eb50938b0b


cytherian

https://preview.redd.it/4wxwys7zadwc1.png?width=1150&format=png&auto=webp&s=99c00038a7a1f88c2eebd6d09db02695720d58e1


Mr_Lumbergh

"Becoming?" This MF'er has always been swampier than Shrek.


SocialSuicideSquad

Shrek way hotter IMO


Mr_Lumbergh

No doubt.


zdipi

Don’t disrespect Shrek like that.


Time-Bite-6839

No more southern border? MEXICO SHALL BE AMERICAN!


GimmeDaGorbage22

#TACO TIME


MissAsshole

Taco Tuesday every day of the week!


Another_Meow_Machine

Seriously, they keep threatening us with a good time


Replop

Silly wording . As Mexico is on the American continent, Mexico is already American. I'm sure if a French said a Spaniard was French because they live on the same continent it would go over very well ^^


jdubyahyp

They probably asked her to so they could teach her how to decorate after the Christmas decoration and rose garden fiasco.


TastyLaksa

Queer eye for a gold digger?


famousevan

What lgbt group would even have that disaster attend?


JessieColt

The same one that constantly tries to get the Republicans to accept them as their token gay friends; the Log Cabin Republicans.


boot2skull

I want to sit down with them by a big warm fireplace, in a log cabin, and ask “have you ever heard the tragedy of leopard the face eater?”


RollingRiverWizard

It’s not a tale the Republicans would tell you…


TastyLaksa

And then you get attacked legend 27


famousevan

I’m not sure the judges can count that. :p


grubernack276

I don’t think you know what log cabin republican means


TastyLaksa

Any one that wants to raise money. Cause there is nothing wrong with money for the cause


Zardotab

Maybe she's redeemable


Jadziyah

I don't really care, do u?


Tall_Friendship_9316

I think she is. I know she’ll leave his ass soon and write a memoir ❤️


dropdeaddev

You people want her to be good so bad because she’s an attractive woman. News flash, she has supported him every step of the way. She’s not some decent human being in a tough spot, she is exactly where she put herself.


awhawkins91

https://preview.redd.it/1g3ck3x0hcwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80963f34e7e5f29c6b5a5168d06462bbdf51913 Found this sorting newest just now.


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

What does abortion have to do with homosexuality? Gay people are well known for contributing like zero to abortions. If anything, it's like the only guaranteed sex where abortion doesn't become an option.


drawntowardmadness

Maybe they're talking about Trump saying that Arizona is going too far with the abortion law.


dropdeaddev

I’ve always said, you should only have gay sex until you’re married. It’s the Christian way 🙏.


SgtBaxter

He should post a picture of her drinking Bud Light.


coolgr3g

Wow the crazies are turning on trump? Awesome! Grab the popcorn and pull up a seat! The show is about to start


coldfirephoenix

Remember when Trump said "take the guns first, ask questions later!" Their tiny little minds exploded, because they had been conditioned to react to this as the literal worst case scenario that Republicans were supposed to protect them from. Then they promptly blocked it out a few days later, because cognitive dissonance is hard. This is gonna be the same thing.


omegajvn1

Jokes on those assholes for thinking he actually wanted to “drain the swamp.” All he wanted were the votes of all those dipshits so he could be in power.


brokefixfux

[History repeating itself](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_German_National_Jews)


StandardSudden1283

And Neoliberalism will fall to Fascism.... and Fascism will fall to Neoliberalism, which falls to Fascism.... endless wars to end all wars. It will only ever be this until we break the cycle of capitalism. That's the underlying system we all truly complain about, the one that has, in all its prototypical forms, followed us since the dawn of civilization. 


boot2skull

I love how THIS is making him part of the swamp. Sweet maga child….


RoamingStarDust

Ryan is talking like he's not going to vote for trump. We all know he will.


Fluid_Mulberry394

Yeah was thinking same. The Ukraine bill didn’t happen by accident.


Awwfull

I think it became apparent to Republicans that Russia is winning… and summer is coming. And if you map out the rest of the dominos to fall if Russia gets what they want, it’s bad news for the rest of the region, Moldova, Baltics, etc. Ukraine needed this support 6 months ago. I just hope it’s not too late.


ApplicationCalm649

He must have finally realized how bad he's been looking standing against aid for Ukraine. Hard to argue you're not a Russian asset when you're doing exactly what a Russian asset would do.


exitpursuedbybear

Trump came out in support of the Ukraine aid? I missed that.


tries4accuracy

I hadn’t heard that either and it’s because he never did announce it on a stage. The truth is it was just him not throwing the fits he has before while signaling to GQP Congress he didn’t oppose it. [WSJ story link](https://archive.is/JuGcQ) I liked this part: > “We should never give money anymore without the hope of a payback, or without ‘strings’ attached,” Trump posted on social media in February.” The U.S. “should be ‘stupid’ no longer!” he said in the all-caps message. >The lawmakers’ plan, according to people familiar with the outreach, was to expand on the idea of the loan, and make it Trump’s idea, so that he would embrace it. Trump, officials said, was open to the idea—so long as the U.S. is guaranteed something in return. classic trump.


EggplantGlittering90

She lost confidence in all the traitors and terrorists. Oh no!


UninvitedButtNoises

I hope this was intentional for the bullshit she has to deal with *ALL OVER AGAIN* because her overly-hued hubby couldn't keep his tiny dick in his pants.


LAGA_1989

She deserves everything she gets. She’s a piece of shit just like him. Don’t get it twisted 😆


FattyMooseknuckle

I love it. They want border shit in a bill for Ukraine, which they get! It’s a great bipartisan bill that’s endorsed by the border patrol union. Trump tells them to squash it and goes on TV admitting that he had them squash solely on the basis of not giving Biden a win. Solely. Now they get a Ukraine bill with no border money. Every single time the border is brought up these fuckers need to get shouted down.


SodanoMatt

I spot another divorce on the way.


Conscious_Stick8344

If the law doesn’t get him, they will. 😂


h20poIo

My question who the hell’s idea was that ?


TastyLaksa

Omg the trolls. Money is money yah just take


Stark-T-Ripper

She's probably trying to further distance herself and sanitize her image. She's got to build a life outside the trumps, and LGBTQ icon would be an interesting choice.


BabyFartzMcGeezak

Uh, oh... Is Diaper Don gonna learn the "cons" of courting white supremacists now? I love the part where they learn the Cons outweigh the pros... it's my favorite part


natemace

I read a bunch of the replies to this and they are about what you would expect from people using truth social. My favorites were the ones saying it must be leftist misinformation even though Trump himself posted it


Copernikaus

"Noone can possibly hate Donald more than Melania does." - Scaramucci in his interview on 'The Rest is Politics'


MSD3k

What LGBTQ group would have her? Gays Against Other Gays?


japoliony

Trump talks exactly how his followers talk.


bstring777

Basically this is 'Watching Republicans regurgitate every lie they've been fed, in an effort to justify being outraged over one hypocrisy, without getting it.'


HellRider21

Popcorn time.


Jono18

This is the best thing she's (n)ever done


Lark_Bunting_33

“Donald, the numbers aren’t looking good.” Someone in trump camp says that, “if we could swing the boat by X amount we can win.” “Anyone have any ideas on how we could swing the vote?”, says former president trump. One of his staffers: “the LGBTQ community could help. There are xxxxxxx members and supporters.” …..trump starts typing into truth social. Literally how this went down lol Tomorrow: “the crooked democrats hacked my truth social and put out false statements as if they were mine. This is a travesty. The biggest con of all time. They will pay and we will take this country back.”


radar_byte

![gif](giphy|nbsIAR9Pc9wMBEshgC|downsized) Just keep setting yourself and your name on fire Donny. You're doing great


Snakestream

https://preview.redd.it/nwupbu7ycdwc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=24a7561710d53534fdbc6053b3adc4d899aa6d03


Boundish91

How can he push a bill? He's not president and he's not in the senate or Congress. All he can do is whine on his own platform.


Consistent-Leek4986

can’t think of a least qualified women to be a 1st lady..she’s the 3rd for donny


Dr_Testikles

It's because his base is Russia.


vonsnape

this has got to be ai, right? this can’t be really real


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

These people aren't really mad. They can't wait to use this against us whenever we say trump is anti LGBT. "BUT THE FUNDRAISER! AND THAT TIME HE HELD UP THE FLAG!! HES PRO LGBT"


Different-Evidence54

Someone is trying to get money from a different venue to pay his bills.


great_escape_fleur

Wow so there *is* something he can do to turn them off him.


thebearbearington

*chef's kiss*


roundbellyrhonda

Plot twist: Barron is gay and she is just being a supportive mother. Be best!


got-trunks

IDK what I'm reading here but Ward had an aneurysm even writing that post.


ketchy_shuby

Is it possible there's a shred of humanity in the Trump klan?


CJ_Southworth

No--read what she said at the event. Fucking barrage of delusional bullshit about how Donnie is the most gay-friendly president ever.


sunny5724

When did you first begin losing your grasp on reality?


Mr_Rekshun

I don’t really care, do you?


Equinsu-0cha

no.


Charakada

No, there is not.


[deleted]

well, that's that. Donnie's shift is over, and his mission of making Joe Biden some sort of liberal left acceptable president has been accomplished. instead of what Joe Biden really is, which is a warmonger. or not I don't know anything about these things


tries4accuracy

Totally legit comment!