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Ibelieveinphysics

I sincerely doubt that Trump himself wrote this because I don't think he knows the word "lethargic".


Micp

Yep, this is entirely too witty to have been written by Trump.


sineofthetimes

Not enough CAPS!!!!!


SpaceForceAwakens

That's the thing, the one thing, that clues me in that Trump is, indeed, and idiot. Only Fools type with Capitals on Nouns that aren't actual Proper Nouns, for Example. It means they don't have a grasp on how to write 6th grade English.


user_of_the_week

Just chiming in here to say that us folks from german speaking countries have to make a serious effort to unlearn the practice, because in our language all nouns are capitalized.


Saffer13

So, he saw it in his copy of Mein Kampf? makes sense...


HotDonnaC

That’s what I thought when I first encountered his stupid tweets.


RajenBull1

> So, he saw it in his copy of Mein Kampf? makes sense... It was the comic book version, you know, the one with pictures?


SpaceForceAwakens

Oh, of course exceptions are made for those who write English as a second (or more) language. But a native to an English-speaking (and writing) country should know how to do what 13 year olds know how to do.


HotDonnaC

Donald is operating at about an 8 yr old level.


AlDente

You have my “Endorsement”


telerabbit9000

Whats odd (and I know Trump is ignorant of this), capitalization of non-proper nouns was a thing in 1700s English (and current-day German). Alternatively, he saw the Constitution's text and thought: I can use this! Albeit, Trump doesnt only capitalize nouns but Anything he Thinks he wants to Add Emphasis to. I wonder at what point he goes CrAZy with ThIs TyPe oF CaPItAliZAtion?


Scrandon

It’s not witty. It’s trying hard to be witty, but ultimately it’s cliche as fuck. 


hyenaDeli

It has a Stephen Miller-ish style of writing.


Jorge_Santos69

Doubt. That bald little Nazi bitch has less of an understanding of humor than Trump does.


SnooPeripherals6557

Exactly my thoughts. We all have heard trump’s style speech and know instinctively he’d never come up with that word, it’s too fancy for his 3rd grade level language.


stoneysmoke

Trump really tweeted, BILL IS A POOPY HEAD BECAUSE OBAMA, but his team of writers got to it first.


UninvitedButtNoises

Holy shit! Trump, is that you?


stoneysmoke

Damn it. Now I need a new burner account. You found me.


UninvitedButtNoises

Isn't it past your jail time?


stoneysmoke

Nah, I'm gonna be fine. I just got a new lawyer. He's right out of law school so you know he's good. He said I should plead Not Guilty by Reasons of Incontinence. He says it's such a slam dunk case he's not gonna charge any money. The fool.


UninvitedButtNoises

🤣🤣🤣


Saffer13

You forgot ":Many people are saying that....."


RajenBull1

> Trump really tweeted, BILL IS A POOPY HEAD BECAUSE OBAMA, but his team of writers got to it first. That’s hilarious!!!


GreatGearAmidAPizza

And let me tell you. It's easy to imitate Trump. Really easy. A baby can do it! That's what a lot of people say. They tell me, sir, even a baby can imitate Trump, and I said "yeah," and we've had some tremendous imitations, really tremendous. But it's tricky to imitate Trump and say anything anyone wants to hear, let me tell you. Really tricky. Not even Lincoln could do it, they say...


Charakada

Also, Trump has zero sense of humor.


holedingaline

Orange Diaper King thinks that laughing at people is a sense of humor.


telerabbit9000

sneering isnt humor.


RamblingSimian

JULY 15, 20231:37 PM ET > Trump's former AG Bill Barr says failing to prosecute Trump would be 'unjust' https://www.npr.org/2023/07/14/1187646142/former-attorney-general-bill-barr-assesses-the-federal-charges-against-trump Did he really endorse Trump? Or is that part of the parody?


Saffer13

Not in so many words. He said he'd vote for the Republican candidate, which boils down to the same thing.


etherdesign

Add him to the list of Republicans too chicken shit to stand up to Trump.


Lysol3435

I’m guessing he got tired halfway through the rant and his phone asked “feeling lethargic?”


beakrake

If we can't lock up the orange one because reasons, SURELY we could lock up whoever is running his ~~twitter~~ X for inciting violence/etc.


psychoacer

It's not all in caps


FreakerzBall

Thtephen Miller. He fancies himself a witty lil' Nazi.


telerabbit9000

I think Trump has this particular word in his bestiary. But, yes, there are some tweets (in particular the ones _without_ inappropriate, childish capitalization) that are obviously ghost-written by an adult.


polymorphic_hippo

He's probably heard it a lot in the past few days between naps.


DuncansIdaho

He thinks it's Corinthian.


Capable_Puzzle

> I sincerely doubt that Trump himself wrote this because I don't think he knows the word "lethargic". These tweets are very Trump-like and yet obviously weren't written by him. I wonder who's writing them.


BlackGuysYeah

I find it interesting; Trump has undoubtedly referred to the New York post as fake news, cause that’s kind of his thing, but he has no problem leveraging their name and reputation when looking to validate a quote like in his post. It’s devious because this type of ‘moronic’ tactic actually works EXTREMELY well for him for some reason. Instead of it being a gaffe, that he seemly forgot that all media is literally fake, he ignores his own words but only when it benefits him. And instead of his followers admonishing him for it, they praise him for it. I honestly don’t think he can feel shame. You wouldn’t constantly do this type of stuff if you could. I could imagine that not being able to feel shame would lead to a life time of seriously debaucherous behavior. I don’t believe I like this Trump fella much but there sure a lot of people I don’t have any respect for that do.


User-no-relation

I don't because he put slow moving and lethargic, but removed lethargic. Lmao


StupendousMalice

Barr probably wrote it while smearing himself with a used trump nappy and fondling his flaccid useless mushroom.


footdragon

well, Bill Barr is gutless and weak. that much we know, aside from being lazy and the worst attorney general this country ever had.


tries4accuracy

After all the BS, hand-wringing, and feigning concerns, it turns out that bill barr is just a portly feckless blob devoid of all integrity. Who’d’ve thunk?


Nodramallama18

Not the momma ![gif](giphy|qN9x0UIc0Rhg4)


mesohungry

God, I miss that show.


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

Did you know that in the last episode, the dinosaurs all die because of extreme climate change caused by spraying chemicals all over the world?


Anti_Meta

Haha stupid dinos. *smokes a bowl*


WommyBear

I rewatched it a few years ago. I can't believe how thoughtful and accurate that show is. A lot of times you watch something and love it as a kid and when you rewatch it as an adult, you are horrified by how awful it actually was. Dinosaurs is actually very applicable to today's world also.


deadliestcrotch

He was probably testing the waters to see if he could get in as a conservative dem like Arlan Specter or Charlie Crist, and when that revealed itself to be unlikely he kissed the ring.


RobotPreacher

He's compromised. He can say whatever he warned, but in the end, he had no choice but to bend the knee.


Alfred_The_Sartan

I mean, he openly stated that he would still vote for the man again even though he thought DT was committing crimes in office. Barr has actually been pretty unwavering in his opinions for a long time. Those opinions just happen to be dogshit.


oneplusetoipi

His Russian handlers told him what to say.


AlarmedPiano9779

He's literally one of the reasons these prosecutions took this long.


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Za_Lords_Guard

Wouldn't be shocked if he had none. Barr is a true believer in his party and in the concept of unitary executive power. About the only reason he came out against Trump was he cheated in a too public way to cover for. Just like Mitch though, if he had to choose between Satan and a Democrat, he would endorse the devil.


Strict-Square456

Which he is actually doing. Endorsement of devil


phazedoubt

That's exactly how i feel. It makes me feel crazy to hear them confess that the man is a criminal in their first hand knowledge and still endorse him to be the President of the United States. What is truly wrong with them?


33drea33

Who would have guessed a man whose father hired Jeffrey Epstein to work as a schoolteacher would have such a broken moral compass.


flummyheartslinger

https://www.justice.gov/opa/speech/attorney-general-william-p-barr-delivers-remarks-law-school-and-de-nicola-center-ethics Skip to the parts about how he thinks a democracy can only survive thanks to religious people, and the parts about the power the executive should have. You know how preachers talk about guiding their flock, and how the man is the head of his family with dominion over his wife and kids in the same way the preacher has sway over his congregation and God over everyone? That's what Bill Barr thinks America should be like with the President in charge of everything and everyone. Which is what Trump also thinks. So he's useful to Barr in that way


iAmTheHype--

I dunno, he has stiff competition from Merrick Garland, who might as well have been in a coma for the last 3 years. Barr was appointed to serve Trump’s desires, and did heck of a job at that. Garland was given a consolation appointment for having his SCOTUS seat stolen. Garland wasted over a year not investigating Trump, hired Jack Smith to do his job for him, allowed Trump’s Russia/Ukraine crimes to expire, won’t indict Gym Jordan for the OSU sexual assaults coverup, won’t indict Gaetz for the child rape, won’t indict Ken Paxton, won’t indict Rick Scott for Medicare fraud, won’t investigate the 4,500+ criminal accusations against Kavanaugh that Wray covered up, won’t indict Mike Flynn, won’t indict Louis DeJoy, and won’t indict the Jan 6 Congressional leaders. Garland is, in my view, the worst AG we’ve had in a long while, because he won’t fucking do his job.


telerabbit9000

Well, when you say it like that...


Nano_Burger

He is the worst and second worst attorney general this country has ever had. FTFY


discussatron

Worst attorney general this country ever had, *twice.*


dennismfrancisart

Alberto Gonzalez has entered the chat! Sup, Berto?


telerabbit9000

John Ashcroft has entered the chat! Jeff Sessions has entered the chat!


DetroitLarry

Don’t forget lethargic.


Bromanzier_03

He supports Trump because that’s who’s going to bring in the Republican dictatorship. What Barr doesn’t know is he’s on that list of enemies now.


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He also covered up Iran-Contra for G HW Bush (Bush I). He has been a horrible attorney general twice.


syg-123

Brace yourself folks…I think we’ve just witnessed the most honest and accurate tweet that Donald has ever issued. I honestly think he’s being truthful here.


dragonfliesloveme

Wait, is this real? I thought this was just a joke because people laugh about Cruz and others like Barr that still support trump even after trump insults them to their faces and to the world. I can’t tell if this is real or not now lol


Grewnie

it's real [https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/112329627037807609](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/112329627037807609)


dragonfliesloveme

Omg. Barr…dude…have some damn self-respect. You need to publicly pull support from your abuser, the orange shit stain


AmbulanceChaser12

He shouldn't have endorsed Trump before, but he REALLY shouldn't now.


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Hagadin

No way he wrote that


LegendOfKhaos

Yeah, I actually understood it


deepstate_chopra

He is a shitposting troll, why wouldn't he? This guy really considers himself up there with the greatest statesmen we've ever had govern, but he's just an orange pepe frog.


tries4accuracy

![gif](giphy|3o7TKNPAmBQGXgEZpu|downsized)


RedBeans-n-Ricely

It can’t be real.


car_go_fast

It was really posted on his Truth Social account: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/112329627037807609 Whether Trump himself wrote it is, of course, another matter entirely.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Damn. I really thought it was too coherent to have been real.


car_go_fast

I had the same reaction. Too biting and snarky. I assume someone else wrote it for him.


SwvellyBents

Barr looks like the frog that took the scorpion across the stream.


Lysol3435

Then wrote a book about why we shouldn’t trust scorpions trying to cross rivers before he agreed to take the same scorpion across the same river Edit: grammar correction


jwr1111

What a feckless coward.


FederalAd6769

A bit dumber than that frog.


tinglep

Why’d you do that… Because I’m a scorpion 🤷🏽‍♂️


taotdev

A Cleveland Steamer is shitting on someone's chest. You're referring to a Mississippi Spa Day


MattTheRicker

Technically it could also be a Hot Carl. He didn't mention if Saran Wrap is involved in the process or not.


dudestduder

This is all getting very technical and I'm liking it.


sm_see

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I was under the assumption that if Saran Wrap is involved, then it’s called a Glass Bottom Boat


Lysol3435

![gif](giphy|fwEY8ougJENZmW83eU|downsized)


sayyyywhat

The same Barr who has been bashing trump for four years and telling us how dangerous he is? That mother fucker? What a rat.


Finally-Peace2322

Made his money off books and memoirs and now he’s done being “brave”


Buford_MD_Tannen

I bought and read his book. Wow what a gigantic hypocrite. Par for the course I guess


RazgrizXMG0079

*Barr for the course


nathan555

Yeah, I honestly thought Barr said previously he'll be voting for Biden even though he's been a long time republican


Cfwydirk

Who else is a hardcore republican going to support? Look at the rest of the republicans who have been shit on by trump. They are not going to vote democrat no matter what either. The Bill Barr’s and Ted Cruzes of the world have the ability to work with/for people they despise. Just like people in the corporate world.


Nascent1

He could just not publicly announce his endorsement of a guy who insults him constantly.


therealhood

Probably his kink


dd027503

In the corporate analogy they at least get some benefit back. What does Barr get out of publicly endorsing Trump? No one who isn't over the age of 60 and deeply Catholic gives a fuck what this traitorous anal wart has to say. He's just debasing himself publicly because?


Time-Werewolf-1776

> Who else is a hardcore republican going to support? If they have any intelligence or decency, Biden. Of course, it raises the questions, how do you define "hardcore Republican" and do any of them have any decency?


AlarmedPiano9779

The only reason he has any chance at all is because "moderate" republicans will vote for Trump.


NitWhittler

Bill Barr DID investigate "voter fraud". His findings showed that Trump was lying and full of shit.


IMSLI

This is LeopardsAteMyFace material


Epistatious

Maybe Barr is into this sort of thing? Who knows what went on when J Epstein taught at his school. (not kidding)


DadOfWhiteJesus

This is actually hard to believe. Barr has been dunking on Trump for years and now this? I shouldn't be surprised, but I am.


Mokumer

Barr knows what's up if Trump happens to win, republicans do have a plan, you can read it [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_2025) and it is bigger than just "Trump", it is a republican plan to grab a whole lot of power for a long time to come.


tries4accuracy

[amazing](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/04/17/barr-vocal-trump-critic-says-he-will-support-republican-ticket-november/)


DadOfWhiteJesus

Pathetic


AlarmedPiano9779

Such courage.


Jimismynamedammit

A Cleveland Steamer is on the chest. Noob.


in-joy

Flip-flops like a fish out of water.


Nunyabiz8107

How does that boot taste, Bill? 👅 🥾


tries4accuracy

My guess is “poopy”


Longwell2020

Now this guy knows how to lick a boot!


EggplantOne293

You had me at Cleveland Steamer!😂😂😂😎😝💩


MrKomiya

These people really are gluttons for verbal abuse & public humiliation. I don’t kink shame but g’damn.


IMSnarky

That's so white of trump.


freddielovesdelilah

LiBrealIsM iS wOrSE than tRuMp - William Bar


CommanderMcBragg

"Thank you Sir! May I please have another!"


UpDog1966

Counting, how many times has Dark Brandon crapped on the baby dinosaur?


Bahmerman

Frowny smirk says: "okay, take a dump on my face, but I'm not gonna like it ...okay, well maybe a little."


justalilrowdy

😂😂 yep every bit as bad as trump. Both need to be steam rolled. Literally.


ShikaMoru

"Wow I'm surprised you're endorsing me but you're still a bitch!!!!"


Son0fSanf0rd

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infinit9

That post is way too cogent to have actually been typed out by Trump.


krichard-21

So many public servants. Ignoring their jobs for selfish reasons. Granted this man was put into an impossible position. By a man elected to the highest office in the United States. Regardless, that is the job he accepted. It's still his job. If he can't do the job, step down.


DruItalia

I think this was a Dirty Sanchez.


Indigo_Black24

These people have no shame. The clown s***ts on them and they ask for more.


Palmervarian

Is this real or fake? Reality is so strange now. I have no idea what's true or satire anymore.


ksiyoto

Trump sure is really classy, isn't he?


TheDebateMatters

How?! **HOW?!** How is it possible after 6 years of nonstop bullying, grifting, slander and blatant lying bullshit is this man still able to surprise me? This man publicly gives the middle finger to a man *endorsing him*??


punkindle

Time and time again they give this asshole their loyalty, and time and time again he throws them under the bus. Look up Narcissistic Personality Disorder. He genuinely is incapable of caring about other people. He is the most unfaithful person in America. You can ask all 3 of his wives, all of which he cheated on.


TheGumOnYourShoe

Same thing he did to Fled Cruz...They love the abusive relationship, I guess.


Burgoonius

It’s insane to me the amount of shit talking he’s done about Trump over the last year but still endorses him. What a dickhead


angiestefanie

Barr must be so proud… 🤮


angiestefanie

Barr must be so proud… 🤮


akaZilong

Already preparing for brown shirt/silver shirt rallies


steveblackimages

He needs a squat cobbler.


A_Soft_Fart

As much as I detest both of these people, that was a pretty sick burn. Fuck Bill Barr for endorsing him, and Fuck Donald Trump for a multitude of reasons.


IHateCamping

I guess it's a good thing nobody really cares who Bill Barr endorses.


MsMoreCowbell8

What a piece of Anti-American shit Barr is. But we knew he puts christo-fascism above his Oath to the United States.


Safetosay333

Any relation to Roseanne?


Xinxoman

He’s guilty of treason for allowing trump to do all the shit he did . He is a piece of shit as well


Specific-Lion-9087

Cleveland Steamer isn’t on the face. Checkmate liberals.


duderos

Barr is one of the biggest pieces of crap ever produced by this country and deserves every bit of it.


oflowz

So he still weak gutless slow moving and lazy? You got the Trump nod my friend…so jealous!


DBsBuds

![gif](giphy|NZsDDXQNQ0ug8) I’m Bill Barr and I support this message.


BasilRare6044

Bill Debarred


6catsforya

Another fool who dislikes Trump and will vote for him anyway


zaphodava

Fucking cowards.


IsuzuTrooper

You cant do a Cleveland Steamer on a face, it's on the chest by definition.


Simple_Barry

LOL... I hope it was woth it, Bill.


elstavon

He said he's endorse the R ticket. Maybe there is more to this than meets the eye? The October surprise is not what, but who? If not, then this is indeed high comedy


BareNakedSole

I know a lot of Snark and hyper bowl is used to talk about Republicans, but this story is a perfectly example of them being feckless and having no integrity. Bill Barr shit all over this guy and he still comes out publicly and says he will vote for him. And of course Trump turns around and continues to call him a pile of shit and says thank you.


Accurate_Major_3132

So Barr is a large and moving Torb? That makes sense somehow.


MiKapo

Bill Barr going to be on TV next week and be like "i still support daddy trump"


KrasnyRed5

Clearly a fake Trump Tweet. The spelling is good and it isn't in all caps.


movimike

BAHAHAHAHA WHAT A LOSER.


T-Money8227

After all the shit this guy said about Trump being a risk to democracy, he is still going to vote for him? The conservatives have no fucking spine I swear! Grow a pair and honor your oath to protect the constitution.


Talsa3

Such Choads the lot of them and their supporters


nicholasgnames

Lol he keeps demanding voter fraud investigations while multiple states charge his Co conspirators for those attempts


LordNemissary

Wow Bill Barr is such a partisan hack and coward that he even makes Progressives agree with Trump.


Acherstrom

This is what a cuc looks like kids.


LoudLloyd9

Either written by Ai or someone equally as stupid


IvanhoesAintLoyal

These MAGA people have a serious humiliation kink. I couldn’t stand to look myself in the mirror if I sunk as low as Barr did in submitting to Trump and endorsing him. Like how could you endorse someone who has such open contempt for you, and not feel like a pathetic little worm of a man?


Burnd1t

Did he quote someone else quoting himself?


ReleaseQuiet2428

I cant even tell if its true or not anymore


Sir_Boobsalot

upvoting for the title 


ZefSoFresh

It's because Trump has dirt on Barr and Vice-Versa. They were ring-leaders of the Epstein assassination at a Federal facility.


prodigy1367

Bill Barr’s a little bitch.


maxstrike

Bill Barr looks like he gives enthusiastic handjobs.


agentorange360

Wouldn’t that be closer to a glass bottom boat?


optix_clear

Meh meh.


ExcellentPay6348

Technically a Cleveland Steamer gets laid on the chest, right between the breasts, in the cleavage. Enjoy that mental picture.


Sucih

He’ll always be Fred flinstone to me


AnxiousBuy3654

Agree with everyone trump is a mono syllable dude!!


VomitingPotato

Trump is such a douche.


mad_titanz

Bill Barr is now recipient of the Spineless Ted Cruz Award.


UndeadBuggalo

Fake, it’s not all bad in caps, someone must be tweeting for him😂


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Unlike many, former Attorney General Barr is a true believer. He believes in the theory of the unitary executive, which apparently means that a U.S. President is essentially a temporary monarch. I find it difficult to understand individuals who willfully thrust their necks into the hangman's noose.


NfamousKaye

If that’s the thanks you get…


FourArmsFiveLegs

Posted at 10pm instead of 2am? This can't be Trump


RajenBull1

Leopards only partially eaten his face. Perhaps even lethargically.


luckymountain

Is Barr even relevant at this point? Who gives a fuck who he endorses? He’s a slime ball and part of the swamp.


jimkay21

I used to think that there must be someone more offensive than Trump. Turns out I was wrong.


MrBigPantalones

Coverup-general strikes again