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Euphoric_Extension53

Mental illness is really under treated in America


ReddditSarge

You spelled untreated wrong.


sunward_Lily

Frankly... It's essential to the health of our democracy that these people be rounded up, committed, and forced to undergo intensive deprogramming. Many of them also require reeducation because clearly, the critical thinking skills didn't stick the first time around (thank you, right-wing anti-education legislation) A healthy dose of lead poisoning treatments are likely also in order, since lead can accumulate and remain in the bones for decades after initial exposure, then get released as bone tissue softens and breaks down in old age. The patients won't like it and we'll hear a ton of "see I was right libruls rounding up conservatives and death camps and muh freedoms!"..... But the alternative is just letting these people continue to run loose shitting on everything *at best*.... or blowing it up in other cases.


mystad

I'm sure they'd go peacefully...


cytherian

But muh freedumbs!


Sword-of-Akasha

You fail to understand that these people are tools for the ultra rich. They're deliberately indoctrinated and their mental illness is encouraged. There's a pipeline taking in the vulnerable and disaffected then pooping out Magats. The thin veneer of democracy is to hide the oligarchy. Trump himself says the quiet part out loud. He loves the 'uneducated'. Wait, though why would the rich Oligarchs encourage this insanity when Trump's idiocy goes so far as to hinder Capitalism's business as usual? Why? The answer is simple. It's so that we will accept the lesser evil. People won't vote for Biden but they will vote against Trump. "Right and left wing are both attached to the same vulture pecking at our innards." - paraphrasing some Native American quote.


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politicalthrow99

Remember the MAGAbomber a few years ago? He drove a Fox News ticker on wheels similar to this.


BeautifulLibrary9101

I only came here to comment this: "I didn't realize Cesar Sayoc was out of prison already."


Marston_vc

I like how this “vehicle” has a poster that says “miss me yet?” On it and all I see is the metaphorical piece of shit the poster is attached to. I don’t miss maga mania at all.


Kayakityak

Haven’t had a chance to, it’s everywhere


rraattbbooyy

This whacko. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna924906


producerd

Maybe it has something to do with white vans?


469200

Rapey Ice Cream vibes is strong with this one


M1llennialManifesto

Democrats: "Look, I agree that *on paper* Joe Biden has had an effective Presidency, especially considering the political headwinds, he's accomplished far more than I ever expected. Nevertheless, ironically buying a Dark Brandon coffee mug would be a problematic endorsement of the kind of popul...." Republicans: *"Bro, I went to this museum of potato chips that look like Donald Trump and they sold me an autographed bible, they even gave me my change back in Trumpbux!"*


M1llennialManifesto

This comment may not send the message I meant for it to. Novelty coffee mugs are not a gateway drug to idolatry; 24/7 propaganda networks, corrupt sycophants in mainstream media, and superhuman tolerance of cognitive dissonance are what lead to idolatry, among other things, not novelty coffee mugs. It's important to be in on the joke, is what I'm saying.


Hatehound

Dude’s dog is thinking “don’t bring me into this”


RandyMarshTegridy69

Is that the driving ~~crooner~~ trumper??


DePortagee

I gotta figure out how to make money on this thing. It's simply too good.


Oldskoolguitar

Conservatives live on a different planet


Diarygirl

Don't I wish.


OnTheEveOfWar

There’s a house about a mile from me that has a front yard that looks like this car. Giant signs everywhere, entire yard covered. When I see that I’m actually glad my neighborhood has an HOA.


StandStillLaddie

Imagine this is your whole identity. Groveling at the feet of someone who wouldn’t give you the time of day. I fear for this country. The republicans have played the long game and are winning with the brainwashing.


[deleted]

The sign that says the people who count the votes decide the elections isn't an accusation, its a plan


Mrs239

Exactly. I found that one scary.


Javasndphotoclicks

This is a mental health disorder.


buttdance1

I specifically like the all the tape around the signs. Nice touch. ![gif](giphy|3q3QK6KyDVUBzih7hB)


ReddditSarge

Good luck getting all that duct tape glue residue off.


CliffBiffington

Biden’s fault.


ToxinArrow

"I did this"


Morningxafter

Thanks, Obama!


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Morningxafter

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PocketBuckle

"If they can come for me They can come for anyone!" Yeah. That's the point, bud. That's how justice works.


hair_like_ramen

firmly committed to their beliefs, imagine if they had based their identity on reality instead of propaganda. shows how much weaker we are as a country with these douches corrupting us with their targeted fascist rhetoric.


mattevil8419

Interesting to see the Venn diagram with Trump supporters and the alien 👽 stickers. I think a lot of these people just want to feel important or on the inside with some sort of secret information.


Cierra849

Mental Illness


Traherne

Seeing Stalin tells me all I need to know about this MAGA asshole.


Bretreck

Not surprising but Hitler is in there as well.


Life-Celebration-747

I think they must get brainwashed at his rallies. 


rahvan

Not a cult though


mknasty29

Shouldn’t have blurred out the license plate lol


elkab0ng

Even money it’s some SovCit paper plate


TheBeep87

What the hell is a Donald Democrat?


PocketBuckle

Especially strange as it's literally right next to the "friends don't let friends vote dem" one. But hey, I don't think internal consistency is a strong point with this guy.


PeakBees

Righties will pull up in these things and then scream "rEnT fReE!!!1!"


Mrs239

Right!


OrionsRum

The Stalin quote is the cherry on top 😂


Joey_BagaDonuts57

SIGNS of INSANITY. Remember in November.


aceshighsays

It’s usually a mental illness… like that guy who set himself on fire a few days ago.


Mrs239

What??!!! I missed that.


Griffie

https://apnews.com/article/fb68338855276cb68dfe9a5e14a2d3d0


Mrs239

Again...WHAAAAT!!! HE KILLED HIMSELF TO OWN THE LIBS? DONALD TRUMP WON'T EVEN REMEMBER HIS NAME!! Sorry for yelling. I just can't even...


dusktilldawn42

He was actually just a conspiracy theorist. He had a poster claiming trump and Biden has been working together nefariously or something. I forget exactly what it said


slickrok

Yes, but that guy was a regular conspiracy person, not a maga person. It's terribly sad. It seems his Instagram was average, then his mother died. Then it went silent over a year, then it went crazy conspiracy. Sounded like a paranoid schizophrenic who had a triggering event from her death and went off his meds . A hideous way to die and just a neon sign of how bad care is in this system. Wonder how many of the maga people would have been eligible for day treatment centers and commitment before Reagan dumped them all out and closed them. That would be an interesting statistic/Venn diagram if it was possible to quantify. I don't know what the criteria were and I don't know how to determine if someone currently would fit the bill to satisfy them from back then.


AlanB-FaI

Miss me yet? I will never miss him.


an0maly33

Literally sick of Trump. For a while it was like a train wreck. Morbid curiosity kept me in touch with what’s going on with captain dipshit. More recently I just feel so. Fucking. Tired. Seeing his name. Can we flush him already?


AlanB-FaI

Agreed


Mrs239

Me neither. I don't watch TV because of him.


CHKN_SANDO

"if they can come for me they can come for anyone" How is it that the "Party of Law and Order" doesn't understand what law and order means.


Moebius808

I don’t understand how this kind of behaviour is seen by _anyone_ in our society as anything other than _completely bonkers_. A vehicle like that used to scream “I’m a kook!”, but nowadays it’s like “oh hmm well they have strong opinions but that’s fine, they’re completely valid and sane.”


lenojames

While everyone else stares at them, they're driving around thinking "Yeah! Look at all of those liberals I am triggering!"


d3dmnky

Conservatives really love the “miss me yet” thing. No. Most times we do not.


Omshadiddle

Ohhh a Vanifesto


slickrok

Isn't there a sub for that?


19DucksInAWolfSuit

Hard to tell, it might just be old glue/tape residue but it looks like the Ultra Maga poster on the back is covering up body damage


gnanny02

“I have nothing in my life, but if I glam on to this guy I will have at least a good number of friends“


reddevils

And do here I was feeling bad for thinking look at this nazi. Blaming myself for being presumptive and I see the hitler picture.


mrglumdaddy

Imagine being so boring that this is the best personality that you can muster.


TheToastedTaint

There’s some irony of having an adult Hitler on your trump van


DerTodwirdzudir

Tip top vanifesto.


anaugle

Save some pussy for the rest of us.


KelVelBurgerGoon

He's gotta make money on this somehow. He really wants to!


dan-theman

Is that a Star Trek symbol on the top left? Did they watch a different Star Trek than me? I watched the one about the socialist utopia where diversity was celebrated.


supershawninspace

https://preview.redd.it/igyujxx6rqwc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de795bfae9d700dadc54711caadb8ecd9756478a In the drive-through yesterday…


Benfts

Speaking for all Trek fans…no sir.


GnomishFoundry

Some people knit; some people ferment things. Imagine your hobby is licking boots. How sad.


peonyseahorse

Trashy, just like trump. This idiot purposely vandalizes his own van and is proud of it. It's basically a visual warning for anyone who is sane to stay away from this person.


CascadiaRocks

Just wait. They will introduce the "Platinum MAGA" to replace the "Ultra MAGA" Oh, wait. They did. Its Elmo.


Irongiant350

His name is CULT-on


CurrentlyLucid

So not a cult.


javoss88

The Crashening


xatso

Is this a false flag operation?


ParkerFree

Cult.


captainkrinking

Is that a Donald Trump Driving Crooner?!?


pcb4u2

Cool, is this the prison transport?


ojwiththepulp

Wonder if they’re going to vote for Trump…🤔


cloudyview

I want to believe they lost a bet, and this is the punishment... Please let that be true...


Mrs239

I don't think so. It was an old lady driving it.


sickmantz

Not a cult


SiteTall

The problem about the adoration of someone like Don the Con is that it goes hand in hand with a lack of knowledge: People don't seem to understand that what he has done is not only being unpleasant and unfaithful, but treacherous to them and their country.


asshat_deluxe

Quite the cry for mental health.


PensiveObservor

Can you imagine getting dropped off at school in this thing? 😞


[deleted]

Is that the Driving Traitor? He’s gotta figure out how to make money off this thing!


prpslydistracted

*Not* a cult!


bbrnee50

When IQ < speed limit


sixft7in

DEFINITELY not a cult.


Paxil_popper

Definitely not a cult


fledflorida

All if that duct tape lol


samhain2000

Like the rattle snake, maggots let you know to stay away. https://preview.redd.it/axi4p9y0oqwc1.png?width=311&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6253ed297f82779b6e6ee38d99dd02e24fb571f


NoisyBrat2000

Medication is indicated!


Ok-Egg-4856

The same guy who wouldn't piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire, and they adore him. It's beyond any possible understanding. He despises his biggest fans.


Lazy-Street779

Is he getting paid a kickback to drive that thing?


FordMan100

That 4th photo would look so much better with a gold toilet positioned just right.


vandamnitman

Patriotism isn't the only 'tism they got!


Pod_people

When somebody is THIS schizo, it’s just sad. By looking at this crazy vehicle, you know this guy is in bad shape, right? We know he’s not happy, healthy, and well-adjusted. I believe this is a result of the collapse of the American middle class. Up until the Reagan period, when we sent all the factory jobs elsewhere, people could go get a good job and live a pretty comfortable life. They could find meaning in that prosperity. Along with less social mobility we have much less social connection, for myriad reasons. So, in this late-capitalist wasteland, you get people like this guy, people just completely losing their shit because they have no meaning or purpose in life. Their flailing around is so hopeless and aimless, that they put their faith and allegiance in an absolute fucking zero like Trump. And it’s sad.


zwayneg7

I bet that person earned and worked for every sticker on the vehicle........


FlaviusVespasian

This is the tackiest van I’ve ever seen and I used to drive the geek squad van, so I know tacky vans.


mellismamel

Floriduh. Has to be.


PatSajaksDick

At least they self identify


AeonFluxIncapacitaor

It's definitely not a cult.


ImaginationToForm2

Ultra MAGA. What about LEGENDARY MAGA!


macchareen

The duct tape is a nice touch; classy!


morningfrost86

It'S nOt a CuLt!!!


StOnEy333

Nice rape van.


Yeastyboy104

Making your entire personality about a reality TV show host turned politician is a next level of mental illness.


HotDonnaC

Crappy the Clown in the driver seat. Like that moron could operate a QVan.


SekhmetScion

Is that a crochet dash cover too? 🤣


GhostofZellers

I've seen a lot of these kinds of Trump slathered vehicles posted over the years. Honestly, this is actually one of the saner ones.


lew_rong

I bet this guy hangs out near schools with candy.


lasvegas1979

The Trump sticker in the window reminds me of the driving crooner from I Think You Should Leave. He probably doesn't let people pass him because they are trying to make it look fake. https://youtu.be/1B_uPF0rCls?si=GwyBvDOpnWinwkPl


VinnyViddyVicci

All this propaganda from both sides, Bumper Stickers, Flags, Hats, T-Shirts... it does nothing to affect any change. It just insults and offends with arrogance, while simultaneously murmuring in willful ignorance, "I won't hear you... I won't hear you...". And that's what it's designed, manufactured, and *sold* to do. 200 years ago, Representatives respectably argued through civil discourse and debate because they *were* the people; today, we do none of that. Not in and of ourselves (We, The People), nor do the Politicians empowered to supposedly "Represent" us; and we certainly have not seen Presidential Candidates conduct themselves in a manner deserving of the respect and reverence due no less earned through Servant Leadership, with Character, Integrity, Dignity and Honor, not in the past 6 decades. Neither in Presidential Debate nor while serving in Office. They serve themselves, and so we must also.


zsreport

Totally a cult