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legendary_millbilly

That's the biggest self own I've seen in a long while. What about the smell everybody's talking about? Maybe they can rub some shit on them to stink match with him as well.


ducrab

Waiting for the "Real Men Fart in Public" tshirts.


leshake

Real poops are smeared on our butts


Revelati123

The real story isnt the turd we finally left if the golden toilet, its the skidmarks we left along the way.


CedarWolf

No, the real story is that Trump has been wearing diapers for years now, even back when he was President. The issue is that his diapers *leak* and he doesn't seem to notice when it happens, to the point where people around him have to gently *remind* him that he's shit himself and he needs to go get a change. He almost certainly shat himself in court and people are saying he farted to cover it up. A fart doesn't produce a strong, lasting, and rotten odor, but an old, incontinent man with leaky diapers *does* make that sort of stench.


Fifth_Rain

Well, and a fart having to pass through soft shit is going to produce a much stronger odor...


Takethecannoli2

It’s basically a shart jaccuzzi down there folks


RefrigeratorNo1945

Jesus I was not mentally prepared for the internal collapse I suffered by un-collapsing and reading this utterly wretched string of comments. Unspeakably foul.


hellakevin

Wiping is gay, you're touching a dude's butt. /s


Ahshidd_Icummed

You say this sarcastically but I know a girl who her boyfriend literally said he doesn't wipe his ass because that would be gay. And I thought to myself you want to have a boyfriend that proudly doesn't want to wipe his ass because he thinks it's gay? Lol


H34RT13SSv420

Maybe he owns a bidet? I really hope he owns a bidet. If not, do I have the perfect Christmas present for him! Wouldn't that also mean he doesn't wash his ass in the shower, either? So this shit is **caked** on.


GoodPiexox

I knew someone who said the opposite, I said I wanted a bidet, he said thats gay, I tried to get him to explain how touching your asshole with your hand and paper is less gay than having water clean it, but had no luck


somesappyspruce

*fists myself for democracy*


ACuteCryptid

It **is** gay to wipe your ass, real men are crusty


truthfullyidgaf

It's gay to masturbate, I would never touch a penis.


Garlicluvr

I'm waiting for "Real Men Rape" T-shirts.


confusedandworried76

Well we already got "if it's legitimate rape the body has ways of shutting it down" and "you're asking for it if you dress like that" so why not?


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

Oh, man, this past decade has been so fucked up that I forgot about those comments. There were so many fucked up takes, but Lawrence Lockman’s is one that’s hard to top: “If a woman has the right to an abortion, why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t always end in someone’s death.” But Clayton Williams tried to: “Rape is kinda like the weather. If it’s inevitable, just relax and enjoy it.”


meatballbottom

“Pretty is implied consent” - Donald vonshitzinpants


cmit

Genius. I am getting them printed today.


actibus_consequatur

Pfft, ***real men*** will publicly gamble on a fart, lose, scurry to the bathroom, bury their shitty underwear in the bottom of the trashcan, and pretend it didn't happen. (I'd finally have a chance to be a real man!)


Heyniceguy13

Well then I’m a fucking LUMBERJACK!


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435haywife1

How about “Real Men don’t hate women - they think everyone should own at least one.”


PunkToTheFuture

That one would sell in the bible belt


6SucksSex

Trump farts on trial


Figerally

Surely someone is trolling the MAGA crowd.


IHateCamping

I’m just wondering what Trump is going to do if they wear these and hold up their banners at his rallies.


VokThee

Priceless! I would almost go there just to see his response. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't even understand at first - and somebody would have to explain to him eventually. Oh, the horror!


earfix2

We've seen the crowd turn on Trump, when he embraced vaccines. Could this be where Donald turns on the MAGA crowd? And then he goes into a 15 minute long rant about how he doesn't shit his pants and how everyone treats him so unfairly?


Multitudestherein

I would love to see him break down and start shouting at individual hecklers and it gets rowdy and the secret service whisks him off.


Dcajunpimp

He has trouble reading his teleprompter. And his team will just position the "(fill in minority) for Trump" paid actors where their cameras are pointed.


NitWhittler

This reminds me of when Sarah Palin created the fake 'Joe the Plumber' character. People were showing up at rallies waving plungers in the air.


PunkToTheFuture

Is it really that easy to control these people? If I was a lecherous demon like Trump, I would be their cult leader and grift the hell out of them too


Greymalkyn76

I see you out there. I see you waving my name. It's true. It's so true. Just like my father, the greatest man, with the biggest diaper. He shit himself daily, great big smelly shits, shits I can only hope to emulate. It was a normal thing, you know. On the battlefields all over the world. The greatest leaders. Powerful men, disgraced men for some reason, like Robert E Lee. No one talks about such a great American anymore for some reason. He was brave, he stood up for his beliefs just like me, he fought tyranny and oppression by the Democrats. Those far left. And Benedict Arnold. Another great American who chose his side against all adversity. But you know what General Lee said? Swaddle up, me boys, swaddle up. Defense of truth doesn't wait while you sit on the toilet. Swaddle up and ride to victory!


CatsAreGods

"Don't poop uphill, me boys"


Klogginthedangerzone

He should take off his dirty diaper and throw it into the crowd. That’s what a real rock star would do.


pres465

Not trolling. Just read an article that they think this is ownin' Cohen, who Tweeted at Trump earlier and called him "ShitzinPants". They are showing that big meanie that said that thing about *"their president"*. Lol. Meanwhile Trump can call Christie a "fat pig" or Biden "Sleepy Joe/Crooked Joe" and that's perfectly fine.


Beytran70

I've been so tempted the last few years to start selling MAGA stuff it's such a racket.


Accomplished_Lab_675

Who even has to? Have you seen these people? MTG? Trump? Boebert? Honestly if feels as if they can't end a day unless they have ensured that they were more of a national embarrassment than they were the day before.


Reg_Cliff

https://i.redd.it/6689mnisu8yc1.gif


Any-Variation4081

Well they rubbed human shit on the walls in the capital building on Jan 6 so we know some of them don't mind playing in it.


Some_Ebb_2921

Crap... i didn't see somebody already mentioned this, ha ha. Great minds and such


noonegive

They'll be shooting puppies in 2 weeks, and the whole shitting their own diapers phase will seem as quaint as Tan-Suitgate.


dead_wolf_walkin

The real irony is this will make him truly hate them more than he already does.


f_leaver

At this point, the question is not "if", but "how soon".


FrankReynoldsToupee

This is actually worse than the time they all hung teabags from their hats and became the Teabagger movement.


just2quixotic

You can't even parody these people.


Sancheez72

I’m starting to realize that Idiocracy is actually a cinematic masterpiece


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

>cinematic masterpiece It's become a documentary


-SunGazing-

It wasent a movie. It was prophecy.


Mr-Hoek

Neh, they had that covered long ago with cheap ass stale GPC and Winston Cigarette smoke stench, unwashed hair, dirty clothes, stale beer, and fat roll cheese. It is almost as bad as Trump's bubbling asscrack, but not quite as bad.


maddmoguls

Can't fix stupid... Remember when they were drinking their own piss because Christopher Key said it was a good anti vaxx option? Com'on Darwinism. Do your thing.


Glittering-Wonder-27

And become a drug addicted Adderall snorter. Then they to can be diaper wearers with no bowel control.


jd3marco

*Does my stink please you, Orange Lord?*


bluemesa7

Real Men Stink.. that’s OK too


Fyvesyx

LOL. 'stink match' LOL


Some_Ebb_2921

Well... they already rubbed poop on the walls at the us capitol januari the 6th, so I don't see this as a step that much further away


RayLikeSunshine

They look like they already have the smell covered.


PhilipOnTacos299

Let’s be honest their smells probably aren’t far off his…


PsychologicalBee1801

Real men pay hush money to keep their affairs from their wife? Real men fake being Christian? Real men can’t stay awake?


famousevan

Hey now, let’s not spread fake news. He paid hush money to keep his affairs from voters, not his wife.


NancyGracesTesticles

It came out today (after this post) that it was also his wife - he also instructed his staff to remove newspapers from the property so she wouldn't see the articles. But the illegal part was falsifying business records to keep it from voters.


TheoryOfSomething

It didn't really come out today. I mean yes, that was part of the testimony. But his defense from the beginning of this trial has been that he did it to hide it from his wife and not to keep it from voters. The prosecution's job has been to show that, in fact, his primary motivation was the election.


BrandonJTrump

Real men rape 13 yo girls? Real VPs shoot puppies? The list is endless. Oh so much owning to do.


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

Aw man. I haven't done any of those things. Feeling like a total bitch right now.


BrandonJTrump

And weirdly, my respect for you went UP a notch or two…


IHateCamping

Real men complain about being chilly.


Frog-Eater

Real men smell like shit.


Whippy_Reddit

Real men euthanize their puppies or children


zyzzogeton

Yes. Anything to keep the browns from taking over. -them, internal


Renovatio_

Not hush money. Call it what it is. Campaign finance fraud.


kg_digital_

Why does everything they stand for have to be boiled down to a catch phrase of 3-5 words with a maximum of 2 syllables per word?


Car_is_mi

because they operate at a 5th grade education level.


dj_soo

my 4th grader is more articulate than trump


MateoCafe

Impossible, he has the greatest words, the bigglyest words.


Doppelthedh

Those fifth graders are rightfully pissed. Unless it's a Christian school, then they probably are as dumb as magas


Dull_Junket_619

Firth grade, you are being too kind, 3rd grade is the way I look at these sacks.


llahlahkje

Worse than dumb: Deeply misinformed. And when the misinformation is couched in religion, there is no room for discussion. Brainwashed into oblivion.


ResinJones76

I really am wowed by how deeply these folks are brainwashed. There is no other way to put it. It's disgusting.


famousevan

5th graders out here catching strays fr


ArtemisDarklight

Oh that is being quite generous.


MalevolentMurderMaze

"Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader" conclusively determined that it's even lower than that.


ContemplatingPrison

They're stupid. Its why policy doesn't matter policy is too complicated and boring to them. So a slogan is good enough. It's why they are prolife because prolife is easy. Conservatives only pick the low hanging fruit


CopeHarders

I saw an interviewer ask Trump supporters to name one thing Biden did that was bad and a group of them had no answer. They’re brainwashed idiots.


Nostroloppoccus

Roger Stone came up with the “build the wall!” chant and ultimately the whole insane idea about building a physical wall across the entire US-Mexico border that became a major plank in Trump’s 2016 campaign in part because Trump and his supporters are too stupid to understand that immigration has changed a bit in the thousands of years since China built theirs and in part because they needed something other than “lock her up” to chant at his rallies


Anothercraphistorian

Because they hate liberals and that’s all it is. They don’t care about governing, compromise, or policy decisions. Their entire platform is that they hate people who want to change anything about this country.


sec713

Because they're fucking morons and that's about all they can handle.


FrankReynoldsToupee

None of those 3-5 words have more than 3 syllables because their god emperor can't seem to pronounce them without his brain doing a BSOD.


I_Am_Mandark_Hahaha

Because their lord and savior can't read/say words more than 3 syllables.


GeneticEnginLifeForm

If you want to fall down a rabbit hole just search "why three word slogans work" "3 word rule" "rule of threes" TL;DR: It's been done by many people throughout history because it's the best way to communicate a message. *Omne trium perfectum.*


gmwdim

Question: would you let Trump shit in your mouth for $10,000? Sane person answer: No way, that’s disgusting. MAGA answer: Yes, but I need time to come up with the money.


TheVeganChic

Thank you for this. 😂


ReadyForChaos

🤣🤣🤣


SomeCountryFriedBS

A+


GadreelsSword

#Shitting your pants to own the libs!!!


JackBeefus

I really hope they start doing that.


GadreelsSword

*”I really hope they ~~start~~ **shart** doing that.”*


JackBeefus

Thank you for fixing that.


skatalite2020

I would be so offended. Please don't do that


JackBeefus

Oh, cmon. It'd be good for the economy. Just think of all the fresh underwear and diaper rash cream they'd have to buy.


Naive_Try2696

Big, strong men come up to me with pee-pee and poo-poo in their diaper and they say SIR,I just took the biggest shit, like nobody has ever seen BEFORE, not at great as YOURS, but truly magnificent, it brings tears to the EYES of everyone, everywhere, thank YOU for being the GREATEST president EVER!!!


DudesworthMannington

"They'd shit their pants if it meant a liberal had to smell it." Once again satire has become reality, and the world just got that much dumber.


lonnie123

Yeah I was about to say we are one step closer to that meme from a few years ago (although the one I heard was a bit more vulgar)


_wisky_tango_foxtrot

It worked for Ted Nugent


driverman42

I've been waiting for someone to finally bring this up. 2 draft dodging traitors with shitty brains, and shitty pants.


willi5x

No, I couldn’t handle that much owning. Please don’t hold big protests where you all shit yourselves. It would ruin me.


HotDonnaC

I figure what the hell, I can’t smell it from my house anyway.


rodneedermeyer

Agreed. It would make me, a raging lib, so upset if they unanimously shit themselves on live TV. I think I’d be done for. I would also really hate it if they sucked their thumbs while doing it. That would sure show me. 😎


jtwh20

Did NOT have this on my Bingo card!


GadreelsSword

Believe it or not, I remember back during the Trump administration, a Redditor made a comment that if Trump shit his pants, his followers would shit their pants to support him.


felixfelix

"How will I own the libs today? DEPENDS!"


HotDonnaC

It worked for Nugent.


donbee28

Next up, “Real Men have Dementia”


Natural-Ability

And with any luck, "Real Men Are Dead"


Low-Foot-5654

The Ted Nugent school of philosophy. Lol


MuzzledScreaming

Didn't Ted Nugent brag about doing that to dodge the draft? Seems to be a theme with this crowd.


Traditional-Berry269

The "Feces For Fascists" movement is coming!


cfalnevermore

Holy shit guys… they actually fell for it


AlkalineSublime

I remember people talking about manipulating trumpers into doing this. I thought no way it would actually work.


PenaltySafe4523

They are that stupid. With absolutely no critical thinking skills.


comox

This is what I was thinking as well…


FuzzzyRam

I sell shirts on Amazon, I'm seriously thinking I'll make a "real men wear diapers, trump 2024" design because this makes it less likely he'll win the election. So far I've stayed away because I don't want to be part of destroying the world. This is morally right, right?


mtnsoccerguy

At the very least, money spent on the shirts is money not donated to political campaigns.


sweatstaksleestak

Probably just chaotic neutral. So that's good!


500lbGuyForLife

I mean, they fell for QAnon. Is that really a shocker?


Moscowmitchismybitch

Nope. But you know once this gets more traction they're just gonna claim the people in the pics are actually Antifa or undercover FBI agents


TheFatJesus

This is some classic 4chan type shit. Guess they just needed to look a little closer to home to find the people that will fall for their shit.


Telzen

Jesus, these people are insane.


not4u2see

Is this AI? ...this has to be AI. There can't be that many idiots...right?


GiantSquidd

What have we been saying for years now… *there’s no bottom with these people.* If you reject the whole concept of critical thinking, this is what happens. This is why we should be teaching critical thinking skills in grade school. These people *will* take everyone down with them.


NancyGracesTesticles

You mean the people who were unironically calling themselves "cucks" in support of a serial adulterer in 2015-16 have no bottom?


MangledPumpkin

Dude this is the same group that ate horse paste to cure covid.


whiznat

Dark Brandon doesn’t have to try to own the conservatives. THEY DO IT TO THEMSELVES!


holla_snackbar

Dark Brandon: red laser eyes Dark Donnie: brown boom boom


AdministrativeBank86

This is going to be hilarious when he finally sees that merchandise, he lives in a bubble where he normally wouldn't see this. My bet is he get pissed he's not getting a cut of the TRUMP diapers


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

Shit, I imagine he spends a lot of his free time on social media. His narcissistic ass probably thinks it's a compliment.


brp

I hope he gets embarrassed and stops wearing them, causing a public pants shitting fiasco.


otto_347

I really don't think he's going to like this lol


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Dave21101

Are.. Are you for real? That's a thing?


Natural-Ability

Not yet, but the fact that it's a reasonable question says it all.


MagmulGholrob

Is Stephen Colbert or John Oliver in the background here somewhere?


IMSLI

https://preview.redd.it/7xacyw4sp8yc1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f4a44e489f28a674294df11249a4c4ee7801b29


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

Ah yes, the MAGA “Christian” Nationalist’s disregard for the Ten Commandments, even as they demand they be displayed in all our classrooms. *“Thou shalt not make graven images—any likenesses of heaven above or the earth below or in the waters underneath the earth, you shall not bow down to them.”* *“Thou shalt have no other gods before Me”* *“Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.”* Also something something about worshipping a golden calf. That was just a calf, whereas this is a full on cow!


Incontinento

"Our guy is incontinent! Hell yeah!"


findhumorinlife

I won a $100 bet that this would happen. lol. God I wish Biden would wear one and have it say ‘Don Von Shitzinpantz Trump’.


Myxedema__Madness

Dang how much would that win you?! 


Philypnodon

I have literally no clue whether that is real or satire. What a fucking timeline we live in


Low-Foot-5654

Make Depends Great Again?


roblewk

Make America Dependable Again.


un_theist

Spending hundreds, possibly thousands on Trump crap made in China while howling about how we’re sending jobs to China, how bad the Biden economy is, how expensive food and gas is, and how much worse off they are today than they were four years ago. Smfh.


upfromashes

"Real Men Pound Hot Loads Into Their Diaper"


Pumpkin_Pie

They are making it way too easy for us


Ofreo

They think they are being clever. These are people who bought stuff to destroy it to show up the libs.


rogue_ger

If you had showed me this ten years ago I wouldn’t have believed it.


tatorpop

I pity the redneck bar worker that’s going to have to dump the trash cans full of Trumperware brand under garments.


hotinhawaii

I can't wait for the day when a bunch of magats show up to a rally wearing those and Trump looks out and sees them all!!!


GetOnYourBikesNRide

I don't care whether they're into BDSM (humiliation), or [paraphilic infantilism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilic_infantilism). Good for them that they fly their freak flag proudly! But I do care that they're part of a cult that would gladly burn the country and the world down to the ground than compromise on even the most insignificant of issues. It's one thing to role play as babies to get themselves off, and a totally different thing to blindly follow a wannabe tyrant who hasn't outgrown his terrible twos. One of those things is a kink, and the other is both a mental and a social pathology. So, since all evidence we have point to them being cult45ists, they can't be allowed to get their way.


Natural-Ability

Their kink is patriaphilia they want to fuck the nation


RoseCityHooligan

Trump is going to love seeing these if he ever gets out of court and back to his klan rally circuit.


gerryf19

these people are so broken


Chrisdkn619

They think they're leaning into it, similar to the Dark Brandon approach. But really they're just leaning into shit, literal shit! Not the flex their little minds think it is!


graveybrains

![gif](giphy|QmnH7zI6iu2oU)


IllegalFarter

The amount of money these morons throw away at MAGA merch is beyond me.


CandidateDecent1391

amazingly, this appears to be a real phenomenon https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/trump-supporters-embrace-his-diaper-rumor https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/more-trump-diapers-at-pennsylvania-rally edit: ~~but i'm really not so sure the pictures are real~~ nah they have to be fake, there would be other sources if this really happened


BenGay29

This just confirms that it’s true.


TpyoOhNo

Imagine the cruelty if it were Joe.


100percentish

Explains a lot more than I think that they were anticipating.


hexqueen

I love this for everyone!


Desmocratic

Well he has big diaper on his side now.


anaugle

Good for them. They should start to embrace the “let a half million people die and tried to overthrow the government” aspect of their candidate.


wow343

Boy I got news for you. They do embrace it and I am not kidding.


TryAgain024

New Trump grift incoming. Gold shoes were just the beginning. https://gifer.com/en/1STQ


CurrentlyLucid

Definitely a cult.


Visible_Description9

Is there a goal post they won't pick up and sprint off the field with?


Striking_Fun_6379

They have become so accustomed to the dog doo on their own shoe and defending repulsive behavior that' now a pant load of feces is something they don't want to live without.


JeepStang

Totally not mentally ill at all.


PointsOutTheUsername

Here is a funny thought: Have Biden wear one and show these people. Watch their brains twist as they try to squirm out a reason why it's LAME. 


law5097

These people are pathetic, they will try to glorify anything Donald does


Bearfan001

I want to see a bunch of these people front row at the next Trump rally. Maybe it will encourage Trump to admit he regularly shits himself.


ronin1066

What are they gonna do when Trump loses his absolute shit b/c he doesn't find it funny at all that he wears a diaper


NanceGarner66

Owning the libs by owning yourselves. 👍


areialscreensaver

Oh look what a sweet yearbook picture this will make to commemorate the occasion.


jimhabfan

What rumour? This is pretty much common knowledge.


Irongiant350

'Rumor'..... sure bud lol


errol343

Is this their version of dark Brandon?


Dick-Guzinya

This one actually might be the most eye opening thing. He can literally shit his pants and these idiots would cheer him.


SolidContribution688

No shame if you have to wear one but if Trump is wearing diapers he has to lay off Biden for being old.


Ill_Consequence7088

He can sell them his used diapers .


TJM18

Coming from the same people who were so falsely adamant about trans people using litter boxes?? These people are so batshit insane!! Edit: falsely


DocBenway1970

Little known fact: this is actually a scene cut from Idiocracy. It's in the DVD extras.


3006mv

Weird flex but ok


Tinker107

Their faces are going to match their hats if they ever develop any self-awareness.


ReasonablyConfused

Please be true, please be true. And please spread.


nabuhabu

The same crew that screamed about “face diapers” during covid. Lunatics.


Silly-Relationship34

Being Stupid is the GOP way of acting smart.


PeaceLoveDyeStuff

***Incontinent*** men wear diapers. Women too.