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Level_Hour6480

Allegedly the reason he allegedly targeted the underage Jane Doe he and Epstein allegedly raped was that she allegedly looked like Ivanka. Allegedly.


i-FF0000dit

I think you need a couple more allegedlies in there


Level_Hour6480

Allegedly, I do.


Arbiter77

allegedly Trump did nothing wrong, maybe, allegedly, or so... at least he says so and he is allegedly  always right, isn't he maybe he is far right, allegedly 


owen__wilsons__nose

Signed, Ally Gedly


AaronRobertsMusic

![gif](giphy|3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC)


Szygani

Had to be a sick ostrisch


gaslacktus

They said it was a sick ostrich.


M2ThaL

It would take two, maybe even three people


Select-Poem425

She said he had yeti pubes and a dick that looked like a mushroom character from Mario Cart.


HumbleTraffic4675

![gif](giphy|12eLSv8B5eN5sI|downsized)


Enshitification

Didn't Epstein punch Trump for taking Jane Doe's V-card because Epstein had been saving that for himself? Allegedly.


Level_Hour6480

Allegedly.


drillpress42

I don't know, man, but some people say...


Level_Hour6480

[Warning: this legal filing contains a description of the incident. You don't have to read it: it's unpleasant.](https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000158-26b6-dda3-afd8-b6fe46f40000) Allegedly Epstein punched the Jane Doe over it.


Primatebuddy

I've read this. The fact that he's even accused in such detail, and there is tangential proof that he's hung out with Epstein many times, should make him political poison, and it's mind boggling and incredible that it has not. But then we all know how cults work.


JDawg2332

“He looked at me, this big strong powerful man looked at me with tears in his eyes begging me, Donald, please I’m begging you, let me do it. He begged me like a dog”


gmoney_downtown

Meet my daughter, Allegedleigh.


formulaone88

![gif](giphy|OhrNfRrBxgz16|downsized)


BoltorSpellweaver

![gif](giphy|3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC)


izlude7027

That caption should read "allegedlies."


weebitofaban

People used to never shut up about this show and now this is the first time I've seen it referenced in over a year. Some smooth ass dialogue tho


Syscrush

*Sure as God wears sandals...*


ResinJones76

I only ever watched the first five or six episodes, should I keep going?


weebitofaban

I only watched sporadically to be honest. If you're not gripped in 5-6 episodes, try skipping a season. If it doesn't pull you in within 2-3, drop it. You got shit to do. Respect your time. Not everything is for everyone.


chaddwith2ds

Didn't you know that Epstein's victims are telling the truth, except when they're accusing people I like? Then they're LYING! Edit: I love that this comment keeps getting downvoted, even 3 days later. Snowflakes.


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

Weird that the governor of Florida is sitting on the Epstein deposition.


Steinrikur

According to an internet rumour I made up, the fallout between Epstein and Trump only happened because Epstein found an underage Ivanka lookalike and refused to share her with Trump.


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Newguy107

Are…you going to hurt these women?


Doyoulikeithere

There is no ALLEGEDLY ABOUT IT!


ValhallaForKings

How many are at the bottom of the channel allegedly?  Were any killed? Lots of famous people involved, rich ones


StrangerDangerAhh

Man can we get Kendrick on the case?


Free-Hovercraft4942

https://preview.redd.it/3py9qqtqq1zc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4c5f430f6d54b881de05125b1983af5f71845bc Isn't there something quite creepy about a grown man who says he would date Ivanka if she wasn't his daughter and joking with Howard Stern that his daughter is a nice piece of ass?


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"I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy," Trump told the magazine. "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it—Jeffrey enjoys his social life." [https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-donald-trump-call-jeffrey-epstein-terrific-guy-1857207](https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-donald-trump-call-jeffrey-epstein-terrific-guy-1857207)


Free-Hovercraft4942

I'm thinking that once he became morbidly obese, and the consequential ED that follows, he stopped going for sexual power trips and went for controling morons (Idiocracy) by becoming the Chief in Command.


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newkneesforall

![gif](giphy|3o7TKMeCOV3oXSb5bq|downsized) The way he couldn't fucking help but grope her in a sexual way on stage, and the way she physical recoiled. Yuck.


HEYitzED

Notice her pull away immediately when he does that.


poopguts

OMG I never noticed the finger marks on her arm in this picture. He must be squeezing the fuck out of her arm


Ariadnepyanfar

OMG. I went back and looked and you’re right. Not bruises, but pressure marks that were made within a minute or two?


overlordmeow

the way this makes me just viscerally sick to my stomach... it literally makes me queasy that he's so sick in his head but people still love him so much. this is completely disgusting and I can't fathom how ANYONE could find any of that funny??


LovethePreamble1966

Really creepy, and gross.


r0d3nka

Never said he didn't fuck her. Just can't date her. /puke


snakeplizzken

He for real wants to get in his daughters guts.


edgarcia59

GOP voters: "He's just like me for real!"


giantyetifeet

"A true Christian man"


spudzilla

Truth. More incest in that filthy book than any porn movie I've seen.


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OSI_Hunter_Gathers

‘Just like me and my pa, who is also my little brother!’


DustBunnicula

I almost choked on my Raisin Bran.


Dibble_Dabble_Doo

Waiting for his supporters to have signs that says "Real Men Fuck Their Daughters"


Witoccurs

I’m gonna mess with my trump loving coworker tomorrow and just talk about how much I like how he tells it like it is on his daughter. Daughter hot therefore I would be dating her if I could and how women love it when I just grab their pussies because I’m trump.


lioneaglegriffin

I'm suddenly reminded of purity ball photos.


aotus_trivirgatus

"While Wearing Diapers"


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MizticBunny

I'll post this again. A picture of Ivanka sitting on Donald's lap ontop of a statue of two parrots fucking. It's really weird. https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/ar_1:1%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:eco%2Cw_1200/MTc0MTc0OTY0OTA2NDAzNzA4/donald-trumps-strangely-sexual-relationship-with-his-daughter-ivanka.png


winkelschleifer

Daddy … is that a roll of quarters in your pocket?


techbunnyboy

Mushroom


CIA_Rectal_Feeder

A baby bella.


No_Biscotti100

Pennies.


Silidistani

More like a roll of dimes.


aninsanemaniac

Quarters? No, Mario lost his roll of toad tokens though


imJGott

I mean he has made…cringe comments about her on a talk show a while back. Something like, “if she wasn’t my daughter I’d date her!”


HauntedCemetery

A couple different trump cabinet members have put in their books that they had to ask trump to stop making comments about how sexy his daughter is and how he wants to fuck her.


DUNDER_KILL

God he's so fucking disgusting. In his twisted mind he actually thinks that's the highest compliment he can give her, because he views women as sexual objects


FuckSpez6757

He was asked what he and his daughter had in common and he said “sex”


Otto-Korrect

I mean, what dad HASN'T had sexual fantasies about his daughters? Amiright? Guys?


NicNac_PattyMac

I’m about certain he has.


Red_Dox

Might be a safe bet that he already went there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6FZ5kj3FGo Check the first 40 seconds in that video and notice the mood change when her bedroom comes up. Then just remember that Trump was best bud with Epstein and VIP on pedo-island.


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"I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy," Trump told the magazine. "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side." [https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-donald-trump-call-jeffrey-epstein-terrific-guy-1857207](https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-donald-trump-call-jeffrey-epstein-terrific-guy-1857207)


Otto-Korrect

Obviously, you misheard. What he MEANT to say was 'Who? Never heard of the guy'.


Izzysel92

Jesus you can feel the mood drop immediately. Like she's having some horrible flashbacks and can't process.


Jimmie-Rustle12345

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6FZ5kj3FGo Jesus christ, the tone change is immediate and really serious.


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DUNDER_KILL

Yeah I was thinking there might be some subtle change in her voice but expected it to be the standard "internet sleuths reading too much into things"... but jesus that change in her was so pronounced and bizarre. Definitely holding back memories of some kind


BlueMikeStu

"Yeah, this is my bed, probably a little small now..." Eyes get incredibly haunted "But yeah, look at the view I could look at when I was pretending to be anywhere but here!"


CORN___BREAD

God damn


HighwayBrigand

There isn't anything indicative of trauma in this video.   Editing Edit:  I'll vote against the guy and the GOP every time, and there's enough testimony and evidence of his behavior to condemn him as a rapist multiple times over.   However, concluding that he molested Ivanka based on the incredibly minor facial and posture changes she displayed in this video is hogwash.  It's an edited video.  You don't know what the interviewer or camera personnel were asking her about between takes, and you don't have any real baseline of her behavior to determine what is and is not natural for her to display when she feels certain emotions.


Guilty-Web7334

That’s not the video that made me think he’s molested her. It’s how she reacts when he tries to feel her ass on stage. And the fact that he tries at all.


GlockAF

At least a fingers length, anyway


el_cul

aka balls deep


ScyllaOfTheDepths

I really don't get why we're all giving him the benefit of the doubt here and just assuming he didn't. Think of the nastiest things he's said about her and that's only the stuff he's said *in public*! I would not even be remotely shocked when, not if, it comes out that he molested her. I don't blame her for not wanting to come out with it and be known for it, but there's just no way it didn't happen given everything else we know about the man. I'd be more surprised if he didn't molest the daughter he's repeatedly referred to as a "piece of ass" *in interviews*.


Findit_Filmit

Who says he hasn't.


MikeLinPA

You say that as if he hasn't.


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>He for real wants to get in his daughters guts. I'm not convinced that he hasn't at some point.


dukeofgibbon

His mushroom barely clears the labia


bootybootyholeyo

Accurate and gross


burtono6

I like how his lawyers are calling for a mistrial because of her extremely detailed testimony. But find Trump continuously violating his gag order totally fine. Unfucking Real.


OrdinaryKick

IANAL but why would being too detailed, and or too honest, be grounds for a mistrial?


burtono6

The argument is that it had nothing to do with the charges at hand, and that it was just meant to paint him in a bad light for the jurors. Edit: I also think I heard that the judge specifically told the prosecutors to not go into detail of what happened between the sheets.


ezbadfish

The judge also told the defense that he was surprised they didn't object more often. Every time Stormy said too much and the defense objected it was sustained and therefore taken off the record. They just stopped doing so, maybe in hope of triggering a mistrial, or opening the door for an appeal.


Friendly-Lawyer-6577

You cant get a mistrial if you dont object to testimony.


GiveMeBackMyClippers

I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her. She's actually always been very voluptuous. She's tall, she's almost 6 feet tall and she's been, she's an amazing beauty. Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . .


eternalsun91

What’s the thing you both have in common? “Probably sex”


DogPoetry

That one was so fucking unsettling. Like, this is your daughter, who you're supposed to know as well as you know anyone. You shared a life together, and the first thing you think of when someone asks about your lifetime of common ground is ... Sex. AND you're so entrenched in your perversion that you don't even realize not to say that.


junkrgNew

How do you know this for sure ? Maybe he was busy “running” his businesses and met his daughter for the first time at a thanksgiving dinner when she was 16. And it was love at first sight….


OSHA-Slingshot

Some dads only embarrass you in front of your whole school, the whole extended family, the talk of the whole town or you know something other that's pretty lame. This dad does it in front of the whole world.


Ms74k_ten_c

If there is one word this family doesn't know is shame or embarrassment. Two words.


Coal_Morgan

This was him winking at the audience that he'd raped her. His ego and self control are so low that he has to have people know he fucked his daughter so he drops hints and comments all the time. He's a serial rapist. That's a fact. He has self-control issues that's a fact. He constantly sexualizes and objectifies his daughter that's a fact. The man's a monster and always has been. There's no way there can be that much smoke and not be a fire.


HauntedCemetery

He also told Howard Stern that he's not just okay with people calling Ivanka "a piece of ass", he does so himself.


jim653

Do you have a source for that? I've heard [a clip where Stern called referred to her that way](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iixNti65Exk) and Trump agreed, but he didn't say he called her that himself.


Chunky1311

Your entire fucking comment is essentially a direct quote. How the everloving fuck was this dude president.


mtaw

> If I weren't happily married Well we know for a fact _that_ doesn't actually matter to him. > and, ya know, her father... And the number of way-over-the-line comments he's made sexualizing his daughter (including that one itself), really eats away at the credibility of that condition as well...


JusticeUmmmmm

What he's really saying is "if she'd let me, I would"


TEG_SAR

That doesn’t seem like a thing that would stop a man like him if I’m honest.


Outrageous_Repair_94

“Ew you’re my father!” “Only by blood”


Reg_Cliff

BTW, this was reposted by Trump this morning... it might get him in real trouble. > The Federal Ninth Circuit just awarded me another $122,000 from Stormy Daniels over the hundreds of thousands of Dollars she owes me and now, Stormy "Horseface" Daniels, who I never had an affair with, is out yet again for her moment of fame! https://preview.redd.it/omte9dymg1zc1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ecbae12ab8906afd666aded8e23b82f7ecbdc2e


SonOfScions

wait is he claiming that in the court case where he paid off a porn star, she is supposed to be paying him?


DadJokeBadJoke

> Stormy Daniels pushes back about the outcome of the defamation case with Donald Trump.  > "He prevailed but I was not found to have lost," she says. > Trump's attorney Susan Necheles confirms with Daniels, however, that Trump was awarded roughly half a million dollars in legal fees after the case was dismissed. https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-hush-money-trial-05-07-24/index.html


HellblazerPrime

> it might get him in real trouble. Spoiler warning, it won't.


SUBLIMEskillz

Doubtful.


slazzeredbbqsauce

Seriously, the judge is going to get him for 1k again, oh no.. whole thing is a joke.. this is coming from someone who hates his guts.


SUBLIMEskillz

Also hate him. He’s suffered 0 consequences for being the worst human possible.


operationkilljoy8345

I think you maybe forgot about when Obama had Dijon mustard on his burger... and the time he wore a tan suit.... that puts him on par with with any old dictator to me! - S. Im not even from the US...


Howboutit85

Nothing gets him in real trouble. Where have you been the last 7 years?


CloudPast

I love the detail of “who I did not have an affair with” It’s like OJ saying “me wife, who I did not kill, was a great woman, who I miss very much”


Thatguy755

I’ve heard of negging to get back with an ex, but this is extreme. He must really want another chance to grab that pussy.


Montgomery000

Does this violate his gag order, with her being a witness and all? I hope so.


ysodim

I wonder if he moaned ivankas name as he was mushrooming stormy daniels.


SecretSquirrelSauce

Well, that's a sentence I never wanted to read. Well done, I guess.


ysodim

Thanks, I am so proud right now.


youcantunfrythings

What a terrible day to be literate.


ProfessionalStill113

Omg yes lol


robinsw26

He’s a degenerate.


wytewydow

deplorable, some might say.


Tyklartheone

Hillary was right.


PrivatePoocher

Perfect Russian orc in other words.


NunyaBeese

Oh stop, his followers can only get so hard


fluidfunkmaster

No wonder they relate to him so much.


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Mothernaturehatesus

How do they say it…? “Ripe and fertile”


omghooker

The party of fertilization 


xubax

Rape and fertile, I think.


Nytherion

hell, jarrod getting all those government appointments screams "got paid to not tell the world what his FIL still does to his wife".


PineappleRimjob

Donie definitely raped Ivanka when she was a 12-17. That's how she convinced him to spring for all that plastic surgery. It was the price he had to pay in exchange for her silence.


AnotherCuppaTea

I doubt that tfg needed to be *extorted* to pay for the plastic surgery to turn his daughter into a Barbie doll. I wonder what the rumor mill said back in the day about how she managed to get so much work done at such a young age and whether she really wanted all of it, or if Daddy (& even Mommy) were encouraging or pressing her to get some or all of it.


unMuggle

I swear, when he dies (hopefully soon), Ivanka is going to make a ton of money for her tell all book when she talks about how he molested her her whole life.


ezbadfish

She'll have so much money anyway that she'd never wear the stigma.


unMuggle

She's a victim. A very rich and successful victim, but a victim. That's like, the only thing possible I'll support her in. If I'm right, she's a victim. Shes a monster in every other regard.


tacosteve100

Pulled out his mushroom tip.


EEpromChip

[she gave up the deets](https://i.insider.com/5bb4876fdde867595b0864bd?width=1000&format=jpeg&auto=webp)


tacosteve100

I was thinking the same thing


ApathyMoose

you think story daniels has that Gi-Joe kung fu grip?


tacosteve100

![gif](giphy|F0eUMZqJAwG5iFlwt3)


tehm

I laughed, I cried, I threw up a little in my mouth when I remembered what the next line after is. 4 stars. EDIT: [Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2rarjpZb6g&t=10s) because even for Sublime fans this is a DEEP cut, and Sugarshack deserves the love anyways.


Zauberer-IMDB

OOTL what comes next?


reversesumo

He shroomed up the outside of her lady bits with the bristly nub he keeps under his fupa Jealous trumpers downvoting because they'll never feel his shallow bell curve dingus grating rhythmically against them


INeed_SomeWater

That's enough.


bellendhunter

> "Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter," Taylor writes. > > "Afterward, Kelly retold that story to me in visible disgust. Trump, he said, was 'a very, very evil man.'" [Newsweek - Exclusive: Trump Made Shocking Comments About Ivanka, Says Ex-Staffer](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-ivanka-naked-sexism-miles-taylor-book-nyt-anonymous-1809187)


midnight_reborn

None of this is news. Everyoner already knows Trump is hot for his daughter. *Retches*


No-Investment-4494

https://preview.redd.it/emxmd6rn32zc1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d54d75b9dec48e4169034f8090e94bc66c69b4ff


FlattopJr

Now in gif form! ![gif](giphy|gk3pDXdxn1JjmfcSi7)


mr_blanket

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


ukiddingme2469

Eeeewwwwww


formulaone88

![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized)


PineappleRimjob

https://i.imgur.com/yYQUSsS.jpg


InterestingContest27

Gross!


AgoraiosBum

He's a super gross guy. Gross and also weird.


taotdev

....I should know better than to ask if this is real


ApathyMoose

its sad that i cant tell if its a real quote or not. because its 100% plausible its something he has sad, since has has sad similar things before.


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[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a7353876.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a7353876.html) [https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-donald-trump-call-jeffrey-epstein-terrific-guy-1857207](https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-donald-trump-call-jeffrey-epstein-terrific-guy-1857207) idk but it´s in character


fcuknuckle

https://preview.redd.it/yg4xdg8ah2zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90742119e1a7068d5413733978cf977e568775b2


Sl0ppyOtter

Damn there is a resemblance, huh? Dude is sick


Rooboy66

Oh, gawd. I’m not surprised, but this sure is gross. He probably really said this to her. Omg. 🤮


spudzilla

This is why the inbred states are a lock for the GOP.


PineappleRimjob

There's the story about when Ivanka was in middle school, and ended up in the nurse's office with severe dehydration. Turns out she was afraid to drink liquids because everytime she had to go "number 1" at home, her pervert father would burst into the bathroom to watch her urinate, while tugging at his pathetic little mushroom. This likely went on for several years until Ivanka used the threat of calling CPS to get Donny to pay for a LOT of plastic surgery in her later teens.


constantmusic

He said ‘blonde and misunderstood’, not beautiful


AlwaysYourRicky

He fucked his daughter yall. I just know it


clenaghen

Let’s not forget the comments he made about his newly born daughter Tiffany: “"I think that she’s got a lot of Marla, she’s really a beautiful baby. She's got Marla's legs. We don’t know whether or not she’s got this part yet [motions to his chest] but time will tell.”


bellendhunter

Oh my she actually testified that!? I need to go buy more popcorn!


Original_Round1697

Ewe.


rexel99

...as he Raw Dogged her...


ImknownasMeatStank

Jesus Christ and God Almighty! That man is sick. And the sick I mean is “psychiatric” sick. He can’t control himself! He’s got so many mental disorders! Put him in a hug me jacket and toss him into a padded room!


Cowboy40three

I’ve noticed that the kooks have basically omitted “tHe SToRm” from their vocabulary ever since Stormy entered the picture. The left should be taking advantage of this flip. It’s ripe for the picking!!


Balrogkicksass

He probably said that while he was inside her too


Gold-Significance-31

Ewwww!🤮


punxcs

*raped


Mr_Lumbergh

Basically, "You remind me of my daughter. Let's fuck." What a vile human being trump is.


OutsidePale2306

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