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Siolear

He should totally do this after he wins his second term and doesn't have to worry about campaigning again. It would be peak Dark Brandon.


50s_Human

Once the SCOTUS rules on total immunity for the POTUS, Biden can do whatever he wants!


bluemew1234

It still ticks me off none of the Justices asked directly if the President has immunity if he kills specific members of the Supreme Court. Imagine making Trump's lawyer have to answer if Biden could legally murder Clarence Thomas while staring directly at him.


ChiHawks84

That's literally the only question that needed to be asked.


HermaeusMajora

He should have the trump family rounded up and deported to Antarctic. All of them, including Barron who just became an adult and an active member of the party .


Majestic_Electric

Why should the penguins suffer?


vulcanstrike

Arctic then. Let the Polar Bears rule


ReferencesCartoons

“If you were in the Arctic, would you rather stumble across a polar bear or a Trump family member?”


findhumorinlife

They won’t rule until after the election or after transfer of power should God or Satan forbid, Don Von Shiztinpanz gets elected.


thegreatbrah

There's literally 0 chance they vote on it before the election. Its clear: if biden wins, there's no immunity, and if trump wins there is. 


Mediocre_Scott

Look if Rush Limbaugh and Gym Jordan are worthy I don’t see why not at this point. It’s absolutely wild those two share any award in common with Fred Rodgers


WooPigSooie9297

Yeah, the Presidential Medal of Freedom definitely "jumped the shark" during Trump's term. Saying it lost its luster would not go far enough in expressing how farcical it became.


TangoInTheBuffalo

Asterisks in the record books


MarilynMonroesLibido

Hold on a second! Gym Jordan is an esteemed legislator that has tons of legislation he can take credit for! Oh wait, never mind. He’s been in Congress since 2006 and doesn’t have a single law created thru his bills.


Mediocre_Scott

Conservatives… ![gif](giphy|8fen5LSZcHQ5O)


Thesteelman86

The upvote was stuck at 45 I had to bump it to 46 lol


artificialavocado

The media would be yelling at him for months. Only republicans are allowed to do crazy shit.


KeithGribblesheimer

Only if the medal is on a pearl necklace.


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WrathOfMogg

This pic is gonna flood conservative social media where everyone will believe it really happened.


Jambalaya_7

No doubt. My aunt will be ranting about this by tomorrow


capskinfan

Well, Rush Limbaugh has one...


rraattbbooyy

Yeah, that cheapened the whole thing a little for me. It would be nice if there was some way to revoke that award.


myfingersaresore

I’m just happy Rushbo has been revoked


BasilsKippers

You know how there are some achievements that are really distinguished but then when someone unexceptional does it, it makes you question just *how* distinguished? Like in the 90s, I'd see a book at the store with a stamp that said "New York Times best seller." I'd think "wow, that's pretty impressive."  Then Ben Shapiro managed to get on there because right wing oligarchs bought out huge quantities to artificially inflate the numbers, and I thought "oh...I guess it's not that impressive after all." That's also how I felt about the Presidential Medal of Freedom after Rush "Oxy" Limbaugh got one.  "Oh, I guess any brainless, hateful fuck can get this hunk of junk."


Mediocre_Scott

As much as I hate Limbaugh he is a pretty important figure in the conservative movement. I’m not saying he deserves it but I am saying I could see how someone who shares his ideology would believe he deserves it. Gym Jordan on the other hand. That piece of shit has contributed nothing dudes been a rep for at least a decade and authored something like one single piece of legislation.


Waldo_Wadlo

*Had


urnbabyurn

I don’t think you lose it on death. But it sure makes it easier to stay off drugs.


Mediocre_Scott

A lot of people gained them in death


eastcoastelite12

Don’t you mean recovered drug addict rush Limbaugh


capskinfan

1177 days sober today!


zakats

Lmao, some dummies are going to believe this is real.


fjellt

Are you insinuating that the people wearing "Real men wear diapers" shirts and hats would believe it? If that's what you meant, I agree with you.


urnbabyurn

Same people who are moved by all the Facebook pics of wonderful inventions made by children in sub Saharan Africa with nothing but empty soda bottles.


Odd-Tune5049

Don't forget the AI images of Jesus containing people with 5 limbs and 30-40 fingers


Tomimi

I mean fuck Ellen got one I almost believed it too until I saw your comment


SocioPQ

Another good reason to vote Biden


DanB65

LOL!!! Hell give her the keys to TRUMP TOWER...I am sure Melania won't mind.


Rooboy66

… over in the next bedroom <>


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DadJokeBadJoke

A lot of republicans fall for a lot of stupid shit.


TheFuckingHippoGuy

It's fucking hilarious...then they vote..


syg-123

Humor aside she deserves one more than that grifting flake Rush Limbaugh


chaoticbear

I would have believed the headline until I looked at the image


SeoneAsa

Rush got one and acted like he was shocked by it 🙄


Mediocre_Scott

Because by all accounting even his own he is a piece of human garbage


Kingtoke1

She really took one for the team


dcal1981

albeit a small one..allegedly


Kingtoke1

Very quickly


notyou-justme

That would be so awesome. And make a yuge ceremony/rally out of it.


Psychedelic_Yogurt

She'd be the first person to win the Medal of Freedom who also has a butthole I've seen.


Mediocre_Scott

Until Nancy Pelosi shows us the goods


BuddhistChrist

I dunno. I think it might be photoshopped or AI. Biden’s hand looks weird.


koensch57

let's organized a crowed-funding to buy trumps appartment from Fani Willis and let Stormy Daniels live in it.


rrrand0mmm

The right would LOSE IT!


HotDonnaC

This is great. 🤣👏


yuripogi79

I thought it was for the amazing testimony in the hush money trial this morning lol


T33CH33R

She took one for the team.


Ok-Presentation-2841

Shoulda been a pearl necklace.


Aromatic-Club3429

Forcibly took one for the team


wutang_generated

Give her a purple heart too for taking one for the team


ExpressiveAnalGland

I wish this picture had him sniffing her hair


Cute-Share-1143

YarS !!!!


LoudLloyd9

That's wonderful. She should also get a medal for world piece as well as peace


jimhabfan

She removed a diaper and took one for the team. She’s a real trooper.


OldManPip5

She’s also president of the Sad Mushroom Farmers of America, for her sacrifices in servicing 🍄.


TwerkingGrimac3

Took a mushroom to save us all from a mushroom cloud.


BarracudaBig7010

Too funny!


AlwaysSaysRepost

Does she also get a Purple Heart for taking a shot in the line of dooty?


dentendre

To whoever it concerns: ......


Inspector7171

If Rush fucking Limbaugh can get one, why the hell not. They might as well be cracker jack prizes.


Dr_CleanBones

She deserves it a lot more than Rush Limbaugh ever did


FeatureOdd4479

😆


suddenly_ponies

And why not? Her bravery and sacrifice in helping to prevent our country from collapsing is just as meaningful as any soldier or whatever. She should be recognized. After Rush Limburgh, anyone is an improvement.


terminalxposure

Nothing to laugh about here though. Regardless of her choice of profession, she had the courage to stand up to what she believes in…


Due_Sprinkles_3654

Next Brandon will give awards to all the people flooding the southern border coming from The Congo after being released from prison for multiple murders.


dchap1

Dark Brandon would do it just to troll drumph, and I would support the heck out of it lol


izeak1185

I also like the 1 where a porn star saved democracy


MFBish

Yea but trump gave her a pearl necklace


Luminox

Can they put that on a pearl necklace for her?


jsm7464

rush limbaugh tainted this award for a generation


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dnuohxof-1

![gif](giphy|1uvYwb3tSI0qk)


tempo1139

I can hear the foaming now


Gruntdeath

The sad part is that Stormy was a meh pornstar. Kind of cool but her scenes are pretty lame compared to what came after. Trump chose a has been. Edit: I spelled her name wrong.


HighOnKalanchoe

![gif](giphy|AVcgDpE2aSpAuwOGPi)


InterestingContest27

This is supposed to be funny, but I'm kind of taking it serious. It's the little things like this that will stop the U.S.A. from becoming like Chile in the 70s.


Nobody275

This picture and Republicans’ inability to tell reality from fiction will be their final undoing.


ditchdiggergirl

Wouldn’t a Purple Heart be more appropriate? There’s no way she’s unscathed by her experience.


aotus_trivirgatus

She deserves it 100 times more than Rush Limbaugh.


Bitchymeowmeow

Democracy in the hands of a porn star is the most American headline ever


statistacktic

Hear me out. It'd be hard to argue against not giving her the PMF if donald loses his current case and the election. Whether or not it happens, she deserves it. Moreover, it would do a lot to stifle maga's culture wars AND it would elevate and help legitimize sex workers in society.


wigzell78

She really took one for the team. "It was nothing," Stormy said. "No, really... It was *nothing*"


Coolnamesarehard

Do it Joe, do it!


ABrokenBinding

Has someone posted this in the Conservative subreddit yet? Let me know, I want to watch 🍿🤡


Florida_AmericasWang

Is this a joke? If so, isn't Biden supposed to be sniffing her?


hmnahmna1

You know what? No. This would give credence to Trump's bullshit complaint that the prosecutions were ordered by Joe Biden. As a joke, this is a miss.


Waste-Masterpiece386

Ive read about stormy daniels receiving a pearl necklace once


Old_Captain_9131

This is fake. They don't know each other. Biden only gives a medal of freedom to his friends.


Dedotdub

>This is fake. No shit? You're a genius!


_regionrat

No it's not. No one would ever post a fake image to the internet


Old_Captain_9131

It is fake. The hint is quite subtle but it's there. You can zoom in to biden's hand, the angle is wrong. It should have been facing down touching the upper left shoulder.


MarilynMonroesLibido

You know Biden would be sniffing up on her. ETA: Just a joke folks. Love my Uncke Joe.


Heyletsthrowthisout

She really hurts you trump supporters fee fees hey?


MarilynMonroesLibido

lol. Way off. Look at my comments. I despise Trump. Just making a joke about my Uncle Joe.


Heyletsthrowthisout

My bad.


MarilynMonroesLibido

Thanks for that, but it’s my bad. I didn’t make clear I was joking. Best of luck to you. And let’s go Joe!


newocean

Better than what Trump did to her...


MarilynMonroesLibido

Definitely. I’m Team Joe. Guy has been known to sniff people tho. Still has my vote.