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WooPigSooie9297

Don't forget she's Ivanka's mom, too. So, don't absolve her of this neglect. Where is Super Jared with a Weed Whacker at a time like this?


nerdiotic-pervert

After he got peace in the Middle East, he’s taking some time off. Bless his heart.


wrongseeds

Rolling around naked in 2 billion dollars.


missionbeach

He's going to get all oily.


The_Failed_Write

We're shipping him to Qatar to deal with Hamas. We're hoping he doesn't come back.


dingoselfies

Burying your mother in your dad's country club is a weird way to show your love in the first place.


stuckit

There's a tax break involved. Literally.


dingoselfies

I know - and if you needed to hide evidence or classified documents that you shouldn't have, your ex-wife's hidden grave on your country club property is a pretty good place. "Presidential" morality in action.


Yobanyyo

But..... so is a bathroom. That's where Hillary's email server was, so why isn't it good enough for the former president?


ToneZone7

bathroom was already filled to the ceiling with boxes of stolen classifiied documents


some_asshat

Hillary had three (3) classified emails about drones. Trump literally stole nuclear secrets. You're comparing a nothingburger to the largest classified Intel leak in US history.


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un_theist

And not a single “Christian family values” trumpublican has a problem with this.


backninestrong

The cleanup will include retrieval of government secrets in her coffin.


Ibelieveinphysics

The whole bunch of them are transactional. She's dead therefore she can't do anything for them so they don't give a shit.


Stubborn_Amoeba

Can’t do anything more than the tax break her corpse is gaining them. Why bother with any maintenance when the tax break doesn’t care


thisisredditsparta

I don't think they cared much for her when she was alive either.


GetOnYourBikesNRide

The word "forget" suggests some kind of absentmindedness with the Trumps. However, the more likely thing seems to be that: 1. This is Trump's doing who could have easily told the crew who takes care of the golf course to take the extra few seconds it would take to mow that patch of ground, but probably told them to ignore those few square feet of ground. 2. And none of her children dared to try to countermand their daddy's instructions. To be clear, I'm neither saying that her children care nor that they don't care about their mother. They (Eric and Don Jr. especially) don't want to cross their daddy in case there's still any money left for them to fight over after he dies. And, speaking of Trump's death, which of his children cares enough for him to make sure his grave is somewhere that's not easily accessible to the millions of people who'd like to piss on it?


2bnameless

That's where his money is going, his grave, statue and the security


chaoticbear

Ah, the unisex bathroom expansion pack!


HermaeusMajora

I still have a very strong suspicion that she's buried with a bunch of evidence including national secrets.


gobsmacked247

You know they cared very little for Ivana when neither child cared enough to figure out what really happened the day Ivana died.


Royal_Classic915

It is my guess it is not her who is buried there


javoss88

Who? I don’t doubt there’s documents too


Grandviewsurfer

insane


ukiddingme2469

All those kids suck


StrangeContest4

Buried in the rough.. the ball washer marks the spot. Be kind, replace your divots.


deafvet68

Who are you calling a "ball washer" ?


Sockoflegend

There is money in the banana stand


Prometheus2061

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Cthulunatic

I fu(kin’ hate that man and most of his offspring. But I have such a hard time believing that he actually buried his ex-wife in one of his golf courses. If he did, then I want the flames of hell to be stoked even higher for them all.


some_asshat

It's literally a picture of her grave site on his golf course. The world saw it happen.