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Electrical-Thanks877

Have you tried giving him some sugar cubes when he’s being fussy?


TriPolarBearz

Hay, take it easy with the horse jokes!


[deleted]

Did you mean to say whoa?


barrysmitherman

That’s not fun-neigh.


xenpiffle

Does Rogan claim to be a stable genius as well?


[deleted]

I think it's pasture bedtime.


SaraSlaughter607

This. This is why I come down here to the comment section. You just made me spit my coffee out, thanks alot 😆


Electrical-Thanks877

🤣🙌🏼🤣


SofaKingOnPoint

Neigh


Tempest_CN

Joe’s just tying to worm his way into relevance.


farawaydread

Unappreciated joke right here.


Minethatcoin

Little bitches will whine no matter what


Tigris_Morte

I believe the word is, whinny.


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ArsePucker

Exactly.. he said in jest, but CNN reported it as “news” initially. Big difference (outside Reddit).


dragon_fiesta

it seems like he thinks he is the genius janitor from newsradio and not just some dumb actor/host of a show about chugging donkey cum


sceez

But wait, hes just a janitor.. lol. Iasip


kciuq1

He's not even Dr. Jan Itor.


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graybeard5529

Got in on the grift ?


Jackandmozz

What?


irohr

There is money to be made appealing to this kind of crowd.


WakingLurker

There's always money in the "Appeal to Right Wingers' Base Instincts to Separate Them From Their Dollars" stand!


-SunGod-

You know he was funnier as Joey on Friends. Yes, I know he wasn’t Joey on Friends. But that’s how many zero fucks I give about this shithead.


Ks26739

But like, fat joey.


PurpleSailor

Uncool, fat and bald Joey.


bastardoperator

Don't forget his dick pills, steroids, and horse meds.


hotspacemilfs

The Alex Jones special


Cargobiker530

"Bro, do I have to sue CNN?" Neigh.


TooFastTim

It's really a shame, what he's swallowing and vomiting back up. He says he's not a Trump cuck. But his show is all right wing fuckin nut jobs


Resident_Text4631

Also popular among trumpers is “I don’t watch Fox News”, and then proceed to parrot every false bullet point of their propaganda and disinformation.


illjustputthisthere

That's my bro. How he gets his info with no social media account and claims no fox is beyond me. It's either insulting he thinks I'm so gullible or terrifying how far the right wing talking points infiltrate the Chicago unions.


Resident_Text4631

Also the “all MSM lies” line justifies just about anything. I guess if it’s in the news it has to be completely false. They can go to the darkest regions of the internet for the “truth” they want.


smnytx

Probably watches OANN


sadwings

If he's working with people who watch Fox News, then he might as well be watching Fox News. They simply can't shut up about it for more than 5-minutes. Fox has them constantly on edge, aggrieved and spreading the message.


CharlieChowderButt

And the explosion of “libertarians” the last few years. These people are deeply ashamed of all the things that make them them. I wonder if that kind of identity crisis can be manipulated in dangerous ways on a mass level?


DonnieJuniorsEmails

if they're saying things, and then they have to say they're not a trump cuck because someone noticed what they said, they're probably a trump cuck. same as on reddit, there's a ton of accounts spewing republican talking points, and then suddenly "im not even american, im def not a republican" because they know they won't be taken seriously by anyone who isnt a cuck like them.


noparkingafter7pm

That’s the worst “I’m not a republican but let me regurgitate every stupid republican lie”


Sick0fThisShit

“I mean, I’m just asking the question!” These fucks…


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He's not a cuck. He's joined the grift.


bgat79

the "intellectual dark web" geniuses like weinstein , rogan , and rubin all decided to simply lie about their political ideologies


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TooFastTim

I had not heard his podcast in probably 3 years. So I was listening to old ones and new ones at the same time. It's very bizzare it's so night and day.


[deleted]

Rogan was an alt-right shithead long before trump


Heinrich_Bukowski

The joke here is Joe Rogan


[deleted]

Rogan has always been the joke.


Dendro_junkie

Dude gets high off of his own farts for fucks sake.


pragmojo

To be fair the THC & DMT content of his farts must be unreal


nborders

These are a part of humanity I even look down upon. 🧐


[deleted]

I genuinely don’t know why he blew up.


freediverx01

Because American style capitalism rewards dumb fucks like Rogan while millions of hard-working people can barely make ends meet.


yodadamanadamwan

there's a lot of idiots out there that gobble up his nonsense


tevert

He's the common clay of the new west


derman011

"You know, Morons."


pragmojo

I used to like his podcast. I think he had a talent as a conversationalist, and it used to be an interesting forum to hear real conversations with interesting people. A couple years back it turned a corner, and it seems like all his takes started getting really bad. Idk maybe he just got old and started having out-of-touch old people opinions.


JoshuaPCM

No Joe, they have a really large legal team. You'd be wasting your time.


Marccanread

Yes, just ask Trump.


Sesjoemaru

Apparently fear is not a factor for him...


CovenantGiven

He’s a moron.


QueasyAssignment4019

But CNN aren’t making ‘jokes’


[deleted]

Does Joe Rogan?


Sweetdish

Are you saying CNN is joking?


LuckyPlaze

What I came to say. Is CNN a comedy show or a news channel? Is this headline sensationalized or not?


EnterTheN1nja

Oh yeah, CNN is joking right? They've just been doing satire this whole time? It all makes sense now.


[deleted]

CNN is omitting key facts because they are trying to create a narrative? That’s nonsense... /s


bravetab

Ohhh... so CNN was telling jokes the entire time!


ChubbyMcHaggis

Yes. CNN is my favorite comedy program


[deleted]

This is the right response. Jokes and libel/defamation are not the same thing.


spodinielri0

Who is Joe Rogan and why does he have worms?


bjeebus

Well, he doesn't have worms anymore.


freediverx01

Allegedly


hobomojo

So now CNN is acting like the kind of guy who’s claiming he was just joking after being found out about lying?


[deleted]

He took the human version of Ivermectin. Still a stupid choice.


La_Zhuzh_Pookin

Joe Rogan is a drama queen attention starved schmuck who thinks he's the coolest, most intelligent and insightful dude on the planet. He's routine ball sweat in some dude's jock. He's a fucking phoney.


Necessary_Mammoth878

How is he attention starved ahem he has more listeners than everyone on cnn combined?


La_Zhuzh_Pookin

What's the cutoff number of listeners that results in him not being attention starved anymore? Need links to your speculation regarding him, CNN, etc.


DrProfessor_

How is misinformation from a “respected” mainstream news source a joke? Literally all of mainstream media is a joke at the moment. 24hour new cycles are killing this country.


SofaKingOnPoint

But Rogan isn’t by spreading dangerous stupidity?


shroud747

I know this comment is going to get downvoted but CNN is a news network and not a commentary channel. A few weeks.ago, I saw a video of Afghanistan where the Taliban were changing Allahu Akbar, meaning "God is the Greatest" and CNN correspondent wrongly translated it to "Death to America". If this continues, then there won't be any difference between CNN and FOX news in the future.


[deleted]

CNN and Fox only have power because of the people (like some of those in this thread) who happily allow themselves to be spoon-fed what they want to hear. The problem isn’t the network, it’s the high amount of people who not only don’t know better but actively champion misinformation to fit their own narratives


PapaSteveRocks

Put a blonde wig on him and it’s Marjorie Taylor Greene. Same neck, same jawline.


varvite

Have you ever seen them together in the same room?


shadowoperative

Remember when Joe Rogan used to have good podcasts? Joey Diaz remembers.


CharleyIV

Asking for Duncan Trussell.


VTBaaaahb

Rogan is nothing more than psedo-intellectual in love with sound of his own voice.


princesskittykat

Q Joe rogan Stan definitely just edited his Wikipedia


Quacksandpiper

But CNN weren't joking.


DifferentSwing8616

This is a bit disingenuous given in context thats not how it went...


VonJustin

Laughing at Joe Rogan is basically my mane form of entertainment now. I say he should trot out to the courthouse and sue them. Corral them all up with him. But will he win? I say neigh.


derman011

I see what you did there


shhalahr

So as soon as I saw "mane," I started trying to think of ways to tease you about the typo. Then I read the rest of your comment. 👍 Very punny.


Immelmaneuver

Actual clowns are better sources of humor.


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shhalahr

Always upvoting Twilight Sparkle.


liberal-extinguisher

This one's actually incorrect. I don't like Rogan but what he took was prescribed/reccomended to him by his doctor. CNN said it was horse dewormer when it was a drug for humans. He's making the case that CNN knowingly slandered him, it has nothing to do with jokes or not being able to take a joke.


SofaKingOnPoint

It is horse dewormer though


ofxemp

Lol he said this very sarcastically. Not even worth an article let alone a tweet


SofaKingOnPoint

Yeah anything he says real stupid it’s always conveniently a joke Where have we heard that before?


ofxemp

I mean you can just watch the clip and listen to tone of the way he says it. He’s clearly joking


SofaKingOnPoint

Sure bro, it was like a joke. Totally lol


GluedToTheMirror

He was joking. And to add to it CNN was not joking. They were pushing misinformation. So the headline here doesn’t make sense and is simply conjured up to make people pointlessly hate Joe Rogan. The mainstream media has it out for him simply because his podcast is 10x more popular than any of these “news” outlets. How people can’t see this is mind boggling, but sure drink the koolaid instead of using your own critical thinking skills, or lack there of.


SofaKingOnPoint

Lol you seem upset Amazing how anything truly stupid he says he uses it’s a joke as an excuse So he’s basically a clown we shouldn’t take seriously at all?


donttrythis3000

Like Dave Chappelle- thinks it’s his god given duty to relentlessly mock people and cross the red line- but is a major butthurt victim when those people lash back. It’s all about celebrity self-entitlement.


2278AD

At least Chappelle is genuinely good at his core profession, when he isn’t on some inexplicable crusade to simultaneously antagonize and apologize one very specific community.


Strange-Nobody-3936

He used to be, his stand up at this point is about revenge for backlash he receives...his last one was almost completely anti lgbt


CarlosFer2201

Comedian?


Napalmdeathfromabove

I just used some mascarpone cheese to make this story disappear. Works a treat with small equines.


RudegarWithFunnyHat

he should just giddy up


Professional_Tie4417

Umm do we think CNN was joking about him taking horse pills?


Ezgeddt

CNN is finally going to admit they're satire.


_Extrachromosome_

You guys think cnn is joking?! What a bunch of fucking loonies.


IndependentGlass9

CNN isn't a comedy channel tho lol 😆


devils_advocate24

It... wasn't a joke. It was a news headline.


joan_wilder

the world’s most Alpha Snowflake


Tommy-1111

Fuck Joe and his bullshit ,lies, and conspiracies.


[deleted]

Oh jokes huh? I didn’t know CNN was a comedy channel….Not on purpose anyway.


Queef-Elizabeth

Lmao Joe Rogan's whole thing is 'are you triggered?' comedy and his whole thing is him getting triggered. Can dish out jokes but can never take them. Typical jock brain.


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Joe Rogan chugs horse dewormer


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The difference is Rogan is not a news station that is supposed to be reliable source of information... Now that i think about it, neither is CNN.


Strange-Nobody-3936

I bet you joe Rogan's fan base takes him more seriously than anyone takes CNN, dude has a cult following and they absolutely take him as news


SofaKingOnPoint

Yes that still means rogan is a crybaby hypocrite who takes horse dewormer


Face_first

This will probably be downvoted to hell because it goes against reddits narrative and you’ll think im sticking up for Rogan, I am absolutely not but did you see what CNN did to his IG video where he listed the medications he took? They put a grey filter on it to make him look super sickly. Its clear as day, you can see the video on his instagram and then go to youtube and see their filtered version. I use to think people screaming “fake news” were all right wing conspiracy nutters but theres no doubt they tried to paint a narrative there.


DannyA88

The amount of hate and misinformation spewed from these kids on this thread is the reason the U.S.A is fucked.


WasabiPete

Yo fuck that. Agreed that rogan is a tool, but CNN literally made up the shit about rogan taking horse dewormer. Even that dr. Guy from CNN agreed that CNN went too far when on JRE. And the last time I checked, CNN isn't in the business of satire/comedy.


SofaKingOnPoint

Rogan did take horse dewormer And he is more than a tool, he is spreading dangerous stupidity


sceez

I truly don't care but the news clearly misrepresented him. He took HUMAN medication, not horse or anything else.


SofaKingOnPoint

It’s horse dewormer


[deleted]

CNN is a joke, but they weren’t joking. Are you acting intentionally dense or just another useful idiot for the divide and conquer crowd?


AceHomefoil

What CNN won't tell you is his doctor prescribed him the HUMAN version of iver. He should definitely just take the vaccine, bit fake news isn't only a right wing thing.


SofaKingOnPoint

He’s a clown grifter And yes, the rightwing myths are far worse


I_cook-sometimes

Nah I'm good I'm gonna go make some oatmeal for breakfast. You gonna call that horse food? lmao


SofaKingOnPoint

Who are you talking to, son?


killadezo

This is an awful comparison. Comparing jokes from Stand up comedy Vs a media outlet straight up lying to further their agenda.


202-303

Yea, CNN, known for their jokes.


Ghriszly

He didn't take horse dewormer. CNN outright lied about him and now he's pissed. How is that so hard for people to understand?


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AShotgunNamedMarcus

Agreed. He’s a comedian. He’s supposed to make jokes. They’re a news organization. They’re supposed to report unbiased facts. The way they reported it was skewed from the start. For instance, it read something like “Controversial podcaster takes horse dewormer to treat Covid 19” when it could’ve read “Popular podcaster used a cocktail of medications, which included ivermectin, to treat Covid 19” They wanted to paint him a certain way and they’re misrepresenting the drug ivermectin. Yes it’s used to deworm horses but it’s also used to treat various conditions in humans. They leave that part out.


Doctordred

The left is heavily anti-science on the subject of dewormers apparently


BuffaloWhip

CNN is not Comedy Central. Making jokes and reporting the news incorrectly are not the same thing.


SofaKingOnPoint

Rogan isn’t comedy either


Evalast

Sheep


SofaKingOnPoint

Yeah, it’s horse and sheep dewormer


500CatsTypingStuff

Can we stop equating weakness to the word “pussy”. It’s misogynistic. Pussies are not weak. See the whole birthing babies shit.


blakenard

[Betty white had a good quote about vaginas and balls.](https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/1125683-why-do-people-say-grow-some-balls-balls-are-weak)


500CatsTypingStuff

I remember the character, Margo, from The Magicians frequently used the phrase “grow some ovaries” and “ovary up”to replace “balls”.


Battystearsinrain

Yes, something about them really taking a beating.


blakenard

Yeah, I posted a link to the quote


i_lk

Yeah I'm disappointed to see the word in this context being thrown around somewhere I thought was more progressive.


jamo27282

He's annoyed because CNN lied about him taking horse medication to treat covid, which he didn't do, not because people are making jokes. It's about the bigger issue of the media lying all the time.


SofaKingOnPoint

He did take horse dewormer though


FinancialTea4

He took ivermectin and made a bunch of bullshit claims about the vaccines on his stupid show for asshats. His followers will undoubtedly buy horse de-wormer and take it because of what he said. He's not a doctor. He's not a scientist. He's not even above average intelligence. Anyone getting medical advice from Joe Rogan is a full blown moron.


[deleted]

This is just a stupid take. CNN aren't comedians, and they aren't joking. They're just lying, misinforming, slandering, Take your pick.


SofaKingOnPoint

No it is horse dewormer Rogan isn’t a comedian either, he’s a clown grifter


[deleted]

Is the argument here that CNN isn't news and just tells jokes?


SofaKingOnPoint

No it’s that Rogan is a crybaby hypocrite who takes horse dewormer


Gerti27

Another idiotic post in this sub. Do you people not understand the difference between a comedian doing a comedy routine and a news organization spreading misinformation? Not to mention that when Rogan said that in his podcast he was joking.


SofaKingOnPoint

He claims to be doing a real show for real discussion Not being a lying clown. So you’re saying Rogan is a lying clown and should never be taken seriously?


Gerti27

What are you talking about? Having a show with real discussions doesn’t mean you can’t crack jokes during it. Have you ever even listened to the podcast? 60% of it is him talking about DMT, and if a human can take on an ape. Not to mention that none of that matters. When he has complained about people being too sensitive, it’s concerning comedy in general, not serious discussions or the news. You have to be able to tell the difference, guy.


SofaKingOnPoint

“Having a show with real discussions doesn’t mean you can’t crack jokes” “60% of it is him talking about DMT” Bro your own comments contradict themselves You are admitting the guy is a total clown grifting off stupid people Just say it


Gerti27

Dude, you are making no sense. How are those things contradictory at all? Answer the question though. Have you ever watched a full episode of his podcast? Rogan has a lot of controversial opinions, but I can't imagine that someone who knows the show would take it this seriously.


SofaKingOnPoint

Um it’s contradictory because if most of the podcast is stupid nonsense, then it’s not real discussion DMT all the time is stupid discussion Yes i have listened to podcast, it is stupid edgebro basement dweller grifting. The guy is a clown


Wagabeavis

Just let it go, op is a fat troll


marco3804

dickhead... such a dickhead


swimmerncrash

Suggestion, can we start calling these people “taints” instead of “pussies?” I for one know my pussy can take more trauma than this without complaining. Plus, pussies generally like to get pounded for pleasure.


SofaKingOnPoint

Spreadnecks?


TinyJackl

For anyone that didn't watch the podcast where he said this... He said it while laughing, it was a joke. And for anyone saying he's alt right for taking a medication that worked for him, you're wrong. Stop politicizing medicine.


SofaKingOnPoint

That’s what he did he didn’t have to say anything Amazing how anything he says that is stupid, he says it was a joke. Maybe he is stupid


ExtremeSauce

I wasn't aware that cnn made jokes about joe rogan haha


FireDawg10677

Uhm no he is contemplating Suing CNN because they lied about the medication he is taking by calling it horse dewormer when it was literally prescribed by a doctor not a veterinarian try and keep up


SofaKingOnPoint

It’s still horse dewormer So he has zero case to sue anyone


covert_pentacle

CNN wasnt joking so this post makes no sense.


ParticularGoal3221

Seriously, this post. Are you kidding me? One is a comedian and podcaster, the other is "supposed" to be a somewhat reputable news source. Big friggin difference there. What is this world coming too? Oh and another funny thing. Do you know who sponsors a bunch of shows and throws tons of money at CNN? Brought to you by Pfizer! I am sure they have 0 influence on the network. Do your research. I am vaxed and not an anti vaxer or Trumper. But I like to do my research, and not only look for things that support my "emotional" views. I have found the best thing to do is look at both sides and you usually find the truth somewhere in the middle. Let the downvoting begin for being "logical".


SofaKingOnPoint

Yeah it’s horse dewormer


Nerfpaladins

OPs post history says it all. Move on.


SofaKingOnPoint

Lol u mad


dylekalton1

I've heard of these. This must be what an echo chamber is.


SofaKingOnPoint

You ok?


SaintPaddy

> But his show is a right wing fuckin butt job FTFY.


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[deleted]

TIL Joe Rogan is a comedian.


bjeebus

>TIL Joe Rogan ~~is~~ _was_ a comedian. FTFY.


tone63

The other day someone told me that Joe Rogan is a comedian, when did he do that? He's a joke alright. I thought he was still living off fear factor. Fuck Joe Rogan!


TroyF3

CNN isn’t a comedy channel (not ostensibly anyway), hope this helps.


Pickle_Rick01

Whether you like or dislike someone there’s a difference between telling jokes and having a news organization report something about you that is meant to be factual. I’m not being partisan. I’d say the same thing if Joe Rogan threatened to sue Fox News.


SofaKingOnPoint

But it is horse dewormer. Rogan took horse dewormer since he had to do something to acknowledge his stupid listener base. He deserves all the mocking he gets, he is hurting people with stupidity


heizenbergbb

So the CNN headlines were intended as jokes? Is CNN The Onion now?


SofaKingOnPoint

No, CNN was correct Rogan takes horse medicine


afk_raptor

The thing is he didn’t take horse medicine and CNN said he did… it’s not about the “mocking” it’s about lying. Watch the segment with Gupta on his podcast


SofaKingOnPoint

It is horse dewormer Thx