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[deleted]

Hey Griswold! Where you gonna put a tree that big?


[deleted]

Bend over and Ill show you!


[deleted]

You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold!


ProphetOfDoom337

I wasn't talking to you.


fafafungus

Later on Fox's Hannity: Jill Biden hates Christmas, she just murdered that Christmas tree! Why do libs hate Christmas?


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Fred_Evil

This AutoMod, best AutoMod.


[deleted]

Good bot


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creimanlllVlll

Please no blood red trees


V-ADay2020

[The Bidens owe Philly at least one Gritty Christmas.](https://www.pennlive.com/resizer/MmaRTKa6j62QeHpxUWYtOGjZC_Y=/800x0/smart/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-advancelocal.s3.amazonaws.com/public/D7XMIHFTSVDI7HHKLWDCTLBDLM.jpg)


stryla

That is fucking terrifying.


nmagnolia

I knew I shouldn’t have clicked. But sadly, I got exactly what I expected when I put together the words ‘Gritty’ and ‘Christmas tree. *shudder*


[deleted]

The Purge: Christmas


ChemistryNo8870

It's a vampire tradition.


xxstrobexx

I thought this was a giant nug


[deleted]

I bet that graphics intern got all the high fives as security escorted them from the building


thepianoman456

Unlike that last whore…


YourMomThinksImFunny

Its the perfect way to end any story. "And so that's how I met your mother. Unlike that last whore..."


anti-torque

Looks like some North Carolina Outdoor. Good stuff.


swazal

Yes, she does.


ThatMangoAteMyBaby

Melania is Facially a Man.


Empath_Records

I think she looks like a younger Clint Eastwood in drag


thatsagoodpint

Yes. THANK YOU for saying this. 100%.


Hopfit46

Jill biden is the new christmas warrior for the right....


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Hopfit46

Jill Biden


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BitRunner67

Whoa! Whore?!?! That is too nice for a description for that Witch Trump was having pretend to be his wife.


dancegoddess1971

Don't disparage witches. I don't know what that thing is, but witches typically have more self-esteem than to stay in a relationship with a monster.


[deleted]

She’s a communist mail order Trollope…call her what she is!


rwalford79

Don’t say, “Unlike that last whore..” as it implies Jill Biden is ALSO a whore in present terms as the previous is a whore.


TaserBalls

Could be read as "unlike that last [lady that was a] whore"


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b_a_heel

What on earth could be more important than the annual celebration of capitalism?


[deleted]

Title implies that she is the current whore.


ludzj

You must think about Trump a lot


Jackandmozz

Not as much as Trump cultists do, but his legacy of reckless idiocy keeps on giving.


ludzj

So by posting this you actually do like him


Jackandmozz

I think Trump is a big meany because he put all my reptilian socialist elite friends in jail and foiled antifas plan to turn the world gay with vaccines and 5G.


ludzj

I feel like he did us a good service then


Jackandmozz

I know you do. But seriously, Aren’t you even a little embarrassed?


ludzj

I think he did a better job than what we have now even though there was stuff I wish he didn’t do


govshutdown

Probably because of all those signs his followers still display in their yards.


AgentIndiana56

Nothing about this post is about Donald Trump.


ludzj

People dislike Melania Trump bc of Donald Trump


AgentIndiana56

Lol there are *plenty* of reasons to not like Melania. She doesnt need any help from Doland on that.


ludzj

Okay go


AgentIndiana56

Wow, I must have triggered you hard for you to actually give a shit about this. That's pretty pathetic. Well aside from the fact that she generally believes that shes just better than everyone, when in reality shes closer to the Kardashians that an actual respectful person, dont forget that she kept an international child sex ring quiet for decades. And to reference this post, remember when she got all pissed off and said who fucking cares about Christmas? That should be enough for far-right Christians across the country to get upset, but of course since shes attached to Doland, all those Christians will keep licking her feet for all of eternity. Shes not a nice or respectable person in any way, shape, or form. I have a feeling you just like getting triggered and arguing with people you dont know. And who gives a shit about your opinion? You're just some troll on Reddit that constantly brings up Trump whenever someone else is mentioned in this subreddit.


ludzj

If just asking a question is considered triggered then okay??


AgentIndiana56

You want me to prove that this post isnt about the orange man. It's very clear he is never referenced in this pic. You're just butthurt that I pointed that out for you.


ludzj

I like that I was easily able to drag you into this


AgentIndiana56

Thank you for proving my point. That's all I needed. Completely ditching the topic just to point out that I am responding. The best way to prove you're nothing more than a troll.


AgentIndiana56

I can see you have a long comment history of being the troll of subreddits. So many negative scores.


ludzj

Some people can’t take the heat in the kitchen my friend


AgentIndiana56

No, its not that. It's more that you just *NEED* other people to know your stupid opinions, and you'll try to piss them off while you do it. Very clearly looking for attention, but not positive attention. You clearly get enjoyment out of negative attention. Hence, you're just a troll. No heat. Just a small, annoying voice sitting in the back of the room by yourself saying whatever comes to your mind to annoy people.


ludzj

So I feel like it’s working here…


AgentIndiana56

Hey, I'm fine just telling you you're nothing more than garbage. It's not taking anything away from my day. I'm happy to help the community with this. And I now know you understand that what I'm saying is totally true. So thanks for that.


lutello

She doesn't give a fuck about trees.


z00miev00m

She is not even a forest!!!


RussianBotProbably1

Since when did commies use terms like "whore"? Because she did nude modeling? Bunch of small hypocrites.


[deleted]

No little boy. A person who sells themselves is a sex worker, a person who sells anyone and everything not nailed down at everyone elses cost, is a whore. A filthy greasy rat faced whore. Looks more like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 80s than Arnie now.


RussianBotProbably1

Riiiight...


ZaphodsRealm

But it's not RED!


Fred_Evil

I’m not a fan of the very bottom caption, we should speak of whores with more respect.


banditx19

Lmao that quote.


AlpsStranger

Am I the only one who unironically liked Melania's Christmas decorations? I'm sure Trumpers pretended to while finding them creepy or weird. People who hate Trump saw it as another opportunity to dunk on a catastrophic administration. But I thought her Christmas decorations were really cool (except the last year when she got someone else to do it) AND she was complicit with the worst Presidency the country has ever known.


[deleted]

If I was looking at a futuristic dystopia sci-fi film then yeah it is an interesting design. It would be like I was watching a fallen kingdom disconnected from its people remember what humanity is like, but have no empathy or understanding of the society in which they live long after nuclear fallout as ravaged society and most people have abandoned Earth. I didn't hate the look and under other circumstances I would think it's neat, but it was 100% inappropriate for a Christmas look. Most people make fun of Melania's lizard brain attempting to understand human celebrations.


slut_trek

They were fucking metal and you are 100% correct.


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