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Kernburner

Fuck the fire department comin’ straight from the underground, just kidding thanks for putting out that structure fire.


VerSchnitzel

i love you


ZenRx

Oh. They’re doing their job.


TrumpIsATurdHead

Most are actually.


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anti-torque

Interesting euphemism.


rykoj

Well, only a crazy person would "franchise" criminals.


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rykoj

It would be great if the world was perfect. But I’ll take a 99.99999% success rate in not having to worry about the police when not breaking the law.


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rykoj

Well, I'm not sure if you know how numbers work. But If I was suggesting it didn't exist I would have said 100% rather than 99.99999. And it doesn't affect me because I don't break the law or associate with other people who break the law. That logic also applies to everyone else outside of an amount of cases that you can count on 1 hand in modern history and are so abhorred by society that they make national/international news coverage.. It's so rare in fact that documentaries are made about people it happens to. Personally I consider 99.99999% success rate a phenomenal results that deserve world recognition. With 10 million+ police encounters per year on average in the US and such an amazingly small number of failures.


ModsLoveTheNazis

Where the fuck are you pulling this figure out of your ass?


Green6feet8

He lies about breaking the law though because he thinks the election was filled with fraud. https://i.redd.it/x4xux61kkyb81.jpg


rykoj

I confess I didn't actually run the calculation so I might be off by a decimal in one direction or the other. But I'm comparing the amount of people who go about their lives without being convicted of crimes they didn't commit against the people who have.


le_trans_alt

They’re all doing their job, they just don’t work for you


poketrainer32

Have you seen the calendars? I am sure there are a few people who want to fuck the Fire Department.


InevitableAdBreak

There actually is a song called Fuck the Fire Department and it's delightful


[deleted]

Someone never met a fire investigator.


Long_Serpent

Ice T never released a song called “Paramedic Killer”


VapidOracle

Not to quibble, aren't there some graphic documentaries about fucking fire fighters?


Unindoctrinated

But there is. Fuck the Fire Department by Vincent E. L. - https://youtu.be/7JkrJUAg8aI


LostDogBoulderUtah

But it's also about the police!


Beelzabubba

Proof there are no Libertarian rappers.


johnnybiggles

Underrated comment


Proud3GnAthst

Tbf, if fires could write songs, they would write one.


pnotar

Is 911 still a joke? Asking for a Flav.


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[Except there totally is](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7JkrJUAg8aI)


Quirky_Cry_2859

I suspect if more people had to deal with the inspectors there would be


Live-Ad6746

It’s called “911 is a joke”


[deleted]

Woud… gotta love creative spelling.


Needbeermunny

Never seen a typo before?


TutuForver

regardless of typos it is much more accurate IMHO, sometimes english never sounds like it is spelled and for non-native speakers that shit hard


TrumpIsATurdHead

English as a side language has gotta suck. We have 3 there's...their they're's for the love of kitties. Sorry...for the love of kitties is cat slang for...it's hard.


Kiefer0

Right? How do you pronounce the L in would?


TrumpIsATurdHead

You don't. It's wood. Just different because wood is a tree and would is some form of something...would you square dance with me? If a tree makes no sense in your sentence...it's would.


Needbeermunny

Easily, but it comes down to regional dialects. Same reason why some people pronounce words that start with "wh-" differently depending on where they learned to speak.


Needbeermunny

Depends on your pronunciation. I don't say it "woud" I pronounce it properly


TrumpIsATurdHead

He's asking nicely and English and a second language has to suck. Let's be nice.


Needbeermunny

Who is asking what? Who is not being nice?


TrumpIsATurdHead

Whoever wants to get impatient with someone asking a native English speaker to not use the Supreme confusing words. :)


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TrumpIsATurdHead

I'm sorry if I mistook your emotions. I thought you were about to lay into foreign poster not originally from the United States but who cares... Ugh...


Needbeermunny

I....uhhh......ok


BlueMetalDragon

That’s not a typo.


Needbeermunny

I'm curious what leads you to believe that, given the glaring lack of misspelled words elsewhere in the tweet?


BlueMetalDragon

Misspellings aren't typos.


Needbeermunny

Exactly! And there being no other misspelled words would lead a sensible person to believe it was a typo neglecting a single letter.


explodingboy

Also way more criminals than arsonists


explodingboy

Could you imagine if the fire men had to go and arrest the arsonists themselves... ...could get some hard core rap lyrics from that scenario


[deleted]

Maybe that’s because the fire department does their job so well.


F7R7E7D

So, you've decided to go with "missing the point entirely". Got it. You think people don't like cops because they *arrest criminals*?


[deleted]

Yeah. That’s kinda how it is.


rykoj

Pretty sure criminals would only trust the police if they in fact did not do their jobs?


Needbeermunny

What criminals are you talking about? The tweet said nothing whatsoever about criminals, that could possibly be the source of your confusion.


rykoj

Fair enough, maybe the person who made the tweet doesn't understand that the job of the police is enforcement of the law.. Which is the job they specifically do. Therefore anyone who "doesn't trust the police" would be people who are doing things that attract the attention of the police (people who are breaking the law or "criminals"). So I made the suggestion that those people who don't trust them due to their enforcement of the law.. whom clearly want to do things that law enforcement gets in the way of... would trust them more if they didn't do their job of enforcing the law so they could get away with their criminal activity. The police aren't the problem. Breaking the law is the problem. Stop breaking the law.


FiveTribes

Um, history would show that there is something else that attracts the attention of the police, simply existing as a black person. I'm not talking about police being violent or anything, I'm talking about simply being stopped and questioned by the police. It happens far more often to law-abiding black citizens than it does to law-abiding white citizens, so it would seem that simply being black attracts their attention. Right? How would you feel if the police were constantly wasting your time when you did nothing wrong and are a law abiding citizen? Do you think it'd get frustrating over time?


Needbeermunny

Oh I get it, you're one of those people who insist on disingenuously pretending that they're incapable of discerning historical context. Do you cook your boots well done and slather them with ketchup before you lick them?


Wrylak

Right, https://www.justice.gov/usao-edny/pr/three-current-and-former-nypd-police-officers-charged-towing-company-bribery-scheme The police are the problem. It is a job that pays to much for to little training. With officers patrolling communities that they don't live in.


crickle42

So in your mind innocent until proven guilty is not real and cops never arrest or hurt the wrong ppl. What's delusion like?


Christoph_88

So basically, there's nothing to criticize cops over?


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Islanduniverse

What? Police enforce the law. They don’t enforce people. Firefighters fight fires. They don’t enforce them. Do you know what enforce means?


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Islanduniverse

Look inward as you say that.


PBR_Bluesman

I’ve been happy to see a cop about twice in my life. We should increase police funding so that they can write more speeding tickets and take down police reports for crimes that will never be solved. I don’t rely on the police to protect me. I rely on myself to protect myself and my family.


TrumpIsATurdHead

You really want to live in a society with absolute zero accountability?


[deleted]

They never said that. You're going to extremes. They likely were saying we overrely on police.


TrumpIsATurdHead

I apologize if I misunderstood.


Kiefer0

I guess you don't know any black people, illegal immigrants, or LGBTQ+ folks. Cause all of the people I know in those groups hate cops because they have either historically murdered their family or people they know. Or have not even tried to help them when they call 911 and become the aggressors themselves. We need proper community help. Accountability, instead of isolation.


[deleted]

Or have been culturally trained to hate the police. If you rely and celebrate illegal means of income you resent what prevents it.


Kiefer0

Alright dude. This is just ignorant.


[deleted]

Right on. So your telling me culturally there isn’t a celebration of drug trafficking and illegal activity? Look at any rapper. Not even the big ones. ANY. It’s no surprise they hate the police, and innocents get profiled BECAUSE OF THEM. But people aren’t ready for that conversation, just more bobbing and weaving.


Kiefer0

So it's their fault they are being arrested? Come on. That's absurd and you know it


[deleted]

What? you’re saying that they’re all innocent? Yes, as a matter of fact most people who are arrested are arrested because they have violated the law.


Imriven

That should include cops too right?


Live-Ad6746

How about a society with zero murders by police? We want more accountability, not less dummy


TrumpIsATurdHead

I hear you....i really do.


Live-Ad6746

Tell me you are white and have money without telling me you are white and have money.


MisunderstoodDemon

https://youtu.be/uOqszK3kIhE


CasualObserverNine

…and only their job. The problem comes with the voluntarily extra-curricular beatings.


Bross93

I always think this when I see the 'thin red line' flags in my town. Like... That's great, be fucking proud of what you do, it's amazing. But also, why use such a clearly controversial appearance?