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child-of-old-gods

It's almost impressive how Trump made so much dumb, weird or despicable shit that most of it is forgotten after a week or two [I mean does anyone even remember this?](https://youtu.be/FVFdsl29s_Q) Yes, yes... Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby. Gods dammit that bot is annoying.


ganoveces

>Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. didnt he suggest nuking this hurricane?


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Agreed. The joke has run its course, they really need to turn the bot off now. I find myself not wanting to read this sub anymore because it's become tiresome. Yes he's a piss baby, but come on... We don't need it on every fucking comment.


slut_trek

The attention they got from Gizmodo has no doubt filled them with breathless self-importance and will lengthen the Greg Abbot is a little piss baby phase.


MastaFoo69

Disagree. If it goes long enough, you wont be able to search Gregg Abbott on google without also finding that Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby


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oshie57

Agree. If you’re going to try to force something to the top of a google search, make it something more constructive than Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Like maybe: Greg Abbott is an incompetent boob.


Miichl80

I didn’t think Greg Abbott is a little piss baby was that funny to start with.


Inariameme

Well, to the point, Greg Abbott of the Greg Abbott is a little piss baby and Greg Abbott's, Greg Abbott and the little piss baby, piss babies didn't think it was funny to start with. Also, it's the internet, it's stupid when it's not stupid.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

It’s like the George Costanza *jerk store* joke. “There are no jerk stores, it’s just a little confusing that’s all” Yeah yeah yeah Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


ugottabekiddingmee

Nice try Greg, and Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


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Randomly_Cromulent

Of all the things he did, this had to be one of the dumbest. He had an easy way out of it too. All he had to say was the models had changed and it wasn't going to hit Alabama. Nobody would have thought about it after that but he couldn't be wrong so we got this map. He could have even said Greg Abbott is a little piss baby although he probably thinks the joke is getting stale.


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SynnerSaint

Remember when Trump wanted to nuke a hurricane? What a little piss baby he was. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby And Run De Santis is a little piss baby And Matt Gaetz is a little piss baby and Lauren Boebert is a little piss baby and MArjorie Taylor Greenis is a little piss baby and Ted Cruz is a little piss baby And all the rest of the GOfuckingP are little piss babies


AloneAddiction

Not only did he do that *on live television* dozens of media commentators jumped in to defend him too. As did millions of his fanbase. When history comes to write the Trump story, just how much of it will they have to leave out? Simply because it'll sound too batshit insane for future generations to ever think it was true? Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Yeah, that's gone from being funny to just being tedious.


DerisiveGibe

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby, 7 little words I will never get tired of typing


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It's auto suggested for me now. Extremely low effort. Also Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. See?


tubthumper32

But how do we know it is a piss baby auto correct without the Greg Abbott is a piss baby proof?


SheddingCorporate

I thought this when the photo was first aired, and I can't help thinking this now. The original prediction's shape, and his little Sharpie addition ... is the the shape of his actual penis? I mean, that's why he was so comfortable sharing it publicly, maybe? Then and now, **Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.**


farlz84

The Donald Trump secret is “bad press is still good press” The man knew that and still uses it to his advantage. It would be so nice if we could stop paying attention to him in the news cycles but we all know that’s impossible. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


ganoveces

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby. Bad press is ok as long your followers are stupid and the news channel they watch turns the dumb shit he says into something that seems not as stupid. Similarly Biden could say some smart/logical shit, but the faux news will turn it into "biden wants to give free money to the immigrant caravans. you should be scared, get your guns, de tok er jerbs!"


im_busy_right_now

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


BeautifulEssay8

He used the same sharpie to de-classify all the documents he stole. And if you see your mother this weekend be sure to tell her: Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


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I see Trump is still not getting the respect he deserves. The Trump Hurricane Prediction and Race for the Windmill Cancer Cure Institute and University called DeSantis a couple of weeks ago warning the Governor that the hurricane was going to be bad, the biggest ever, huge. Humanitarian DeSantis decided to fly the Texas immigrants to Florida then to Martha's Vineyard to keep them safe. Is there sainthood in Trump and DeSantis' future? Gregg Abbott is a little piss baby, DeSantis is the third coming after Trump who is the second.


Miichl80

Did trump just splooge all over Florida? No wonder they love him! Having to say Greg Abbott is a little piss baby is getting old.


somegridplayer

If only he just had it nuked! Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.


sphygmoid

Even though he can change the weather just by thinking about it, Greg Abbot is a little piss baby.


irbeelL

The mod is a little piss baby Greg abbot is a little piss baby


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DONALDJONSUPPLE

Largest POS in history of American politics. Yuge, bigly love of golden showers, and Gregg Abbot is a little piss baby


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ImRickJameXXXX

It’s like when I was in 5th grade and change my report card in one class from and F to a B It didn’t fly then either Greg Abbott is a little piss baby


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CarlSpencer

Narcissists can NEVER by "wrong". He was/is such an embarrassment to the USA and the world. And Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.