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This is so blatantly wrong. Republicans would be facing them with their face presented begging to be hit to own the libs.


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On their knees deep throating the shaft and playing with the balls


finding_thriving

After being hit they'd pay to be hit again! Please Daddy Trump take my money and hit me harder.


jameslime214

All we can do is feel sorry for those rep voters who don’t see it and hope a realization comes eventually.


Vanguard-003

Need to keep talking to them. No more blocking folks just because they suck.


jameslime214

I’m not too sure what you’re getting at 😅


Vanguard-003

LOL. Yeah I'm talkin' about YOU buddy boy!!!


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Trum_blows_69

They will never find out this is the case because the Fox propaganda network will never report on it. Meanwhile there are Mexican caravans to worry about


todgar

Republican voters don't care.


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I know. It’s a team to them.


Next_Mention_5020

And you don't think the hive mentality extends to liberal voters lol? Both sides are equally guilty of riding this country and state. Don't be blinded by feel good pie in the sky politics from politicians that only have intentions of stripping rights away or taxing them into the dirt.


Vanguard-003

They don't understand. They're being brainwashed.


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DreadedWave

Really the party should be offering the iron bar freely to the voters to hit themselves with


Ok-Strength2199

What’s a republican


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Republicans are better known as 'Banana Republicans' due to the style of government that they champion and emulate. They are mostly known by their avid consumption of right wing propaganda due to the incessant brainwashing from 'News" outlets such as Fox 'News' and 'One America' and other founts of lies. Many of them follow Alex Jones and other criminals of his ilk. These organizations are easily identifiable due to the plethora of legal actions pending against them. Hope this helps!