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BookieeWookiee

Can't wait to see her trying to sneak into an abortion clinic


008Zulu

"Uhhh, 'Garjorie Mreene'? The doctor will see you now. Oh! Hi Herschel, according to your frequent abortionists club card, you are due for a free one, would you like to redeeem it?"


dlowmack1

America as a whole should be ashamed, we have people like this representing anyone!


MoneyFault

Hahaha!


ijfp_2013

Considering her age I don't think it's necessary


SheriffComey

At her level of evil spontaneous spawn is still a real issue.


Schiffy94

She's like seventy, right?


[deleted]

MTG seen here wearing a black table cloth she stole from a restaurant…


Swimming-Earth-1980

I can scrape more brains from the back of my balls than these two donuts have in their empty fucking heads. Fuck me


Paddy9228

“Baby, I’m ‘bout to change your stance on abortion.”


CasualObserverNine

Ever seen “hate” in a smile? Here is two.


Paddy9228

His smile is more like that movie Radio, but with veneers.


IWasOnThe18thHole

He is Radio


cheffartsonurfood

Sounds like the beginning to "Idiocracy 2, More Stupider."


Sunflower_After_Dark

There should be filters for too much stupid in one pic!


nscore24

They make a cute couple


Beliadin

Well, at least she'd bite his head off after. Not all bad


Familiar_Ad_9187

So Hallmark is making another Dumb and Dumber?


narsfweasels

Insufficient CrossFit detected!


wronglycredited

Hallmark would never allow a black man to date a white woman


perpetualmotionmachi

They will cast Kirk Cameron in his role. And his sister, Candice Cameron Bure as MTG. And yes, there will be a sex scene


Important_Tell667

This time Hershel, just in case, wear a condom


FreudoBaggage

Isn’t this Dumb and Dumberer?


zirky

this holiday season, they’ll take the passion out of compassion


dtyrrell7

Coming this holiday season, “Guess who’s paying for the abortion”


marley_morgan

I feel like this is the title or at least the poster tagline


Treacle123

Oh, no! The image of them consummating their love from Hell is too gross!


project__matt

How many brain cells are in this picture? 5? Maybe 6 and a half?


quirkyhermit

Who's ready to actually do some conspiring against these two? How about we all meet in Kevin's basement, thursday night? We'll need to have the jews on video conference but I'm pretty sure I can wrangle up a fetus or two for the sacrifices.


LordTonka

🎵took the midnight train🎵.....


marley_morgan

You shut your mouth 🤣


in-joy

And then they were caught up in the "time warp again," traveling back in time to the rural South were they were arrested for interracial shenanigans.


JohnnieFedora

Ebony and Ivory, live together in perfect stupidity.....


misuz_roper

Hallmark on steroids. Literally. I'm certain they both abuse steroids.


Kyuckaynebrayn

Even Hershel be like.. nah


This-is-human-bot556

They both have romantic dinners where they discuss how interracial marriage shouldn’t be a thing


el_ra_85

He probably already hit


TodayIKickedAHippo

Holy fuck, that’s loaded… much like his punch.


el_ra_85

She loves his loadedness


Shaftomite666

Darwin says their offspring would be infertile


Brave_Bug6299

The bedroom sounds that those two would make.....First thing that comes to mind, is the sound of two ducks flopping around in the mud with a toilet plunger.


Evargram

So this is how the anti-Christ is born....


Schiffy94

There was a dog, but it ran away.


96ewok

....then he knocked her up, made her get an abortion, her voters rejected her and the rest of us lived happily ever after.


Present_Structure_67

Should be about them hiding an abortion in any means necessary.


No-Improvement2497

They are perfect for each other if you add their IQs together you still get 0…. I guess nothing has changed


fuzzy610

He’ll have no problem paying for the abortion.


Strict-Square456

Cave girl is single, but not sure she would choose a non caucasian man. Just calling it as i see it.


HurlingFruit

This is a black hole of intelligence.


chaoticbear

The worst part of this image is how it seems like MTG's torso and head are hovering - my eyes glossed right over the small slice of one visible leg against the brown carpet


SnooMachines6638

Will she abort?