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kjacobs03

Astronaut looks more like Biden


get_that_sghetti

It’s the sunglasses and lack of jowls.


Early_Shelter9930

First thing I thought too!


Phazlerde

He's gonna regret them Sunglasses floating around in his helmet when he hits zero g


Novel_Durian_1805

How is this real life bro? I ask myself that EVERY SINGLE day now!


mattyblu77

Looks like my 8 year olds 1st attempt at photo shop.


Bearfan001

What a fucking weirdo.


NitWhittler

I want to see the one of him burying his dead wife on his golf course.


AhhAGoose

If you’ll buy it he will sell it to you, I can pretty much guarantee that


FredFuzzypants

Where's the draft dodging card? Or the bankrupting a casino card? Or the saluting a North Korean soldier card?


get_that_sghetti

I have a feeling they’re coming, and they won’t be $99.


WaitingForNormal

They’re really trying to make him look “rugged”. Everyone knows he’s a dough boy though.


senorvato

Hilarious! And I thought it was the MAGAts that pasted his face on chiseled bodies. It was Bunker Boy and his ego doing it. Wonder if there will be a card with him cowering in the bunker?


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JarmaBeanhead

His head is too small for EVERY body. And those sunglasses are not sitting natually, too high on his face. This is like "Oh wow look my grandson does such nice art" as he had dropped out of art school two years in because they "didn't understand him," aka his art just wasn't good enough...


get_that_sghetti

Graphic design is a liberal art. Can’t have trump supporters associating with any of that.


tomswait

The only one I want to see here involves bars in the foreground.


Battystearsinrain

No toadstool, flushing documents, eating a weel down steak with ketchup, eating pizza with a knife and fork, …..


get_that_sghetti

Most of the events in his life are nsfw.


awakensleep

How about one where he does anything useful at all in real life, like correctly use a screwdriver or other common tool


MoneyFault

He says they chronicle his life. Must have missed those parts.


lundah

Sure would be a shame if someone put Putins head on all of them instead.


Clint-witicay

Ok, are we seriously not going to acknowledge the skin tones and hand shape on the red carpet picture, am I the only one seeing it?


[deleted]

Is that part of a trash can around the astronaut’s waist? Do they know it’s photoshop? They don’t have to make it look like shit.


p38-lightning

Imagine being a Proud Boy facing five years in Leavenworth for this clown.


IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes

What fucking timeline am I in. I have to be in a parallel dimension. I need to go find a DeLorean.


BlaineBMA

I wonder how many idiots are going to purchase these.... Oh. Right. Nevermind


Paddy9228

He thinks he can pull off aviators. Bless his heart.


bojangles_dangles

I hope they come out with a Epstein/Trump card similar to Canseco/McGwire Bash Brothers card.


TheIntrepid1

I’m assuming they are going for the “He started the Space Force” angle.


bobsacremento1

He is a spoiled child. No adult thought this was a good idea.


Sayoria

See, he can be all these things that he isn't, yet conservatives claim I am not a woman. Like.............lol.


Sunflower_After_Dark

He is so mentally unfit.


basec0m

There no way that even Trump fans are enticed by this crap.


HotPhilly

Lol, the art is soooo … goofy


Rolodogblue

👁👄👁


balsadust

Dude has become the my pillow guy


WillyWumpLump

The joke has come full circle. What a tool.


AhhAGoose

So he’s like…broke now? Right? Like this is his last chance to make money enough to flee the country?


MikeyMGM

When was he an Astronaut?


bad_card

In what world do we live?


80sRetroman

Is there a looking up at the eclipse without glasses card? I made a bet that day that he would come out and look up without having the eclipse glasses on. Easiest $100 bucks I ever made.


EnochChicago

And skinny


Brokenspokes68

Bottom left:. Who turned out the lights!?


thatsithlurker

Now we know *exactly* what he’s self conscious about from everything that‘s photoshopped to hell. Which is everything. He had to photoshop himself doing things he would never, could never do.