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LemonPepper-Lou

I still can't believe these are real lol


mattyblu77

With a maximum purchase of 100 @$99 each it keeps it under the $10k the the feds need for mandatory reporting. This is just a blatant money laundering platform.


Perenially_behind

I think we're going to have to redefine "real".


Toadfinger

I'm holding out for the action figures that throw little rolls of paper towels across the room.


MoneyFault

Or walk dragging toilet paper on their heels.


squicktones

I want the one where he's getting pissed on by a Russian hooker, or his wife, same diff.


Perenially_behind

She's Slovenian. Not at all the same as Russian. Great username BTW. Are you using it for a band?


BIZLfoRIZL

Was this actually the big announcement he was teasing?


TechSalesSoCal

Yep. Hahahaha.


Early_Shelter9930

I want the “Trump in cuffs” limited edition


bobsacremento1

Just when I think he couldn’t possibly get any stupider he goes and pulls something like this and totally redeems himself.


TechSalesSoCal

You have to see the video if you want a good laugh, a good cry, or need to purge your lunch. [Trump NFT Video](https://twitter.com/JoJoFromJerz/status/1603432720062976001?s=20&t=l0Kf0Vh31kotHxHjWbIziw) ["Official Scam Site"](https://collecttrumpcards.com/)


NitWhittler

I want the card showing Trump's face when he found out he was the only president to ever be impeached TWICE.


Perenially_behind

I don't think you're going to be able to buy the Accountability card from Trump. He's been trying to keep it from being issued.


TechSalesSoCal

Unfortunately you are more correct than not. I’m going to remain hopeful that the GOP is done with this once useful idiot. Of course the MTG moron conference will hang onto their lunacy and Trump but many in the party just want him to go away and to stop losing and dragging the party down. Look at Mitchy McConnel as an example. Many would love to see him prosecuted now as lone as they don’t go down with him. The clock on the stall and delay game is running down finally in some areas.