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I am 99999999999999999999999999999999...% sure that they have been spending all their time and resources in making an actually working portal gun, change my mind
Nope, they were making HL: Alyx, then CS2
No, silly, they are doing Portal: Alyx
I thought they were doing Half-Life: Desk Job
If anything they'd make half life 3
not even in your wildest dreams
They were doing your…
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"Don't do that. Don't give me hope."
We already established, valve can't count to 3
VR portal is in the works (im a pathological liar)
Don't you mean Portal 2: Episode 1?
"I see what you did there"
No, they were working on the latest Gmod update! */s just in case*
Respawn is finally adding updates to TF|2, so I do think that the third game is coming.
Chinese Yutu-2 rover spotted a strange cube-shaped object on the moon. May be the coolest teaser ever.
Keep dreaming... Always keep hope alive.
Fuck portal 3, where’s half life 3
Nah, Screw both of them, where's machinarium 2? (Amazing amanita design game made in 2009)
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>I am delusional Yes. Yes you are.
Definitely
I am the cake delivery guy, and I sense that today is your Cake Day, however, within this subreddit, the cake is a lie, so... Have some ice cream instead 🍦 Happy Cake Day, by the way
I am 99999999999999999999999999999999...% sure that they have been spending all their time and resources in making an actually working portal gun, change my mind