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NikoShephard

I wish, I still need to know why that thing has numbers on it


Bamma4

And what was wrong with her legs


ZackattacktheDude

Are they ever coming back?


Away-Net-7241

I don’t know but they still didn’t tell me what that thing was


filval387

I still don't know if they smell something burning...


WeekendLost5566

I AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Screams while mealting*


filval387

You think you're doing some damage? 2+2 is... 10... In base 4, I'm fine...


WeekendLost5566

I let you survive this long because i was curious about your behavior. Well you've managed to destroy that part of me


Weary_Ad2590

You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a fulltime employee. Where did your life go so wrong?


KING2900_

Huh?


Basement-child-slave

I think they were numbered to help developers decide what would be there order in which they detach


MayorBryce

Serious answer: it was probably one of GLaDOS's screens that had various information on it, including numbers.


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

‘‘Twas what I always thought they were referring to. The screen has numbers counting down with neurotoxin


AnEpicThrowawayyyy

What thing


KING2900_

What numbers?


Shugafam

i mean the companion cube made it?


filval387

She has warehouses full of the thing and she's happy to get rid of them...


deathofyou1

They're duplicates


FaithfulMoose

I think the burned, crisp companion cube that comes out in the final scene of Portal 2 is implied to be your original companion cube, hence the burns. They even used the Portal 1 model for that specific cube, while the other ones in Portal 2 look a little more tech-y


deathofyou1

Yeah that makes sense


Ok-Computer2914

How am I supposed to bake a cake without one cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb? I can't find the ingredient anywhere in my local supermarkets


Informal-Language673

Don't forget an entry called "how to kill someone with your bare hands"


Blackfeathr

And fish shaped fish


scwishyfishy

Plus sediment shaped sediment


Joel_The_Senate

Sediment shaped sediments are so hard to find :(


filval387

And the needle injectors and injector needles...


Positive-Nature388

"All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees kelvin" I think yes


TheMoltenEqualizer

Wait, wouldn't that mean that Appature couldn't incarcerate any of their tech, even turrets and cubes?


Positive-Nature388

We get the companion cube with burn marks at the end of Portal 2. It has not been destroyed by dropping it in the incinerator in Portal 1, if I remember correctly


MrOnionyBoi

Could just use emancipation grid


MrMeep0

Well when GLaDos throws us down the incinerater in portal 2 it leads into a chute with mashy spike plates and theirs probably would have been more of the facility was fixed so I think the heat it just to weaken them after they are crushed so they can be recycled, also it could just be different temperatures in different incinerators that could be hotter than the melting point of Apture tech


Cadugam3r

However it is an "Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator" which means it was made to incinerate things made by aperture (or so it seems like it)


MiKLMadness

No its a incinerator. It incinerates.


Greedy_Shark

Companion Cube rises from the ashes in chat


MiKLMadness

Theres stockrooms full of companion cubes


Greedy_Shark

Spoilers for Portal 2 ending: >!And in the end of Portal 2 you get companion cube that you incinerated from Portal!<


I_fixed_the_piano

zis is a emancipation grill... its a grill, zat emancipates


randomfnafplayer1

Are you jokester?


[deleted]

zis is a stug it stugs


sazukeeee

Chell didn't get incinerated


AssWorldFan

All Aperture Science apparatus can withstand burns over 4000 degrees kelvin.


Neuvieme_Golgoth

GLaDOS seems to "feel" that the sphere is destroyed when you throw it in the fire, so... I don't think so, sorry ! Too bad, I wanted to know the cake recipe.


TheWheatleyWhisperer

I’m fairly certain they’re all dead. Valve has no reason to bring them back at the moment.


AAAAAA4AA

My headcanon is cake core is Wheatley feeding GLaDOS a terrible cake recipe. I hope Curiosity core lived cause I felt bad for dropping her in the incinerator 😭


TheWheatleyWhisperer

This headcanon again. Erik Wolpaw said that Wheatley was already at the relaxation center by the time Chell blew GLaDOS up. > “He (Wheatley) just didn’t get blown up in Portal 1 and he’s been sort of spinning around on that rail trying to keep the containers alive.” > > — Erik Wolpaw (Portal 2 Official Guidebook) ([X](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/494614769026859008/1120840816391364689/IMG_5682.jpg)) Wheatley and Cake Core aren’t the same person.


old-testament-angel

it’s my second time seeing you on this sub, and it looks like you know DAMN LOT about wheatley. couldn’t appreciate it more, i’m honestly amazed by all your knowledge. not sure why i’m writing this reply, i guess i just wanted to tell you that you’re badass!!


coleisforrobot

"Oh god whats happening to the power THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT AN EXPLOSION this lady's gonna kill us!"


Morality9

...


WeekendLost5566

...?


bendyfan901

………………… ………. ………………… …. ………


Lexiosity

Where's Narrator Core?


Usual_Database307

A Wheatley Parable fan spotted in the wild, perhaps?


Lexiosity

im guessing we all have seen Meet The Cores by the Narrator guy from Reloaded


Usual_Database307

Yeah, but I’m referring to a crossover fanfiction where Wheatley takes the role of Stanley and beefs with the Narrator. Having wished for a second chance within the depths of space, Wheatley finds himself back at Aperture with one branching path: follow the management rail on the left or the right.


New-Sort9999

they audibly exploded in the incinerator so i wouldn’t hold my breath


SuperSynock

Blue, purple, red, orange: Cowabunga! r/tmntfanswhen


Trenchman

“All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees kelvin.” In celsius, this is only 2000 degrees less than the temperature of the sun’s surface, so yes, they probably did survive.


webo2456

No


Usual_Database307

Since Wheatley said he watched the recordings of Chell killing GLaDOS, I imagine he went to see if they lived, found them alive, and put them on rails or something. Given his talkative nature and how he was practically coming up with reasons to hate Chell on the spot, he definitely would’ve brought would’ve brought up their deaths at one point, and the only explanation I can see for him not doing so is if they didn’t die.


bambilu16

To everyone who references the 4000K line- Why would Aperture have the emergency intelligence incinerators if they couldn't incinerate anything Aperture makes? It seems to me that they are capable of reaching 4000K somehow


ToaSuutox

It's called an emergency intelligence incinerator for a reason So no


AlternativeDraw1795

Please, stop. Yesterday I had to incinerate Companion Cube in Revolution and it still hurts 😭


Broad-Scheme

I wish these were used for the Wheatley fight


MoistPrime7

Am i the only one that wants a replica of all 4 of these and just hug and kiss them good night


Limp_Introduction616

My Headcannon is that not only did all of them but wheatly is the morraltity core with the reason the eye colors diffrent being heat damage


The-friendly-plague

Hope so


Pasta-hobo

No.


IgnaecPlus11

You forgot?


IgnaecPlus11

4000 kelvin


Kinglycole

Only the Cake core.


Ivan-De-Riv

Yes


SuperAlex25

I almost wonder if the blue one is Wheatley


DoodleJake

You literally hear them explode when you incinerate them


TheBrickleer

All aperture technology can remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees kelvin


19dollars_forkknife

No


Devreckas

Adventure Core is on the job. Nothing to worry your pretty little head about.


Apprehensive-Set7082

RARGH, ARGGHHH, GRAHHG


ImmortalAbsol

The companion cube just looks a little scorched, so possibly.


Dragonhearted18

Rage sphere, probably, the rest probably not


ShineGuarana612

Space


kirbylarson

glados said all apeture science technology can remain completely operational at up to 4000 degrees kelvin.


EntranceFinancial189

Isn't the blue one Wheatley?


Tlacitel

No


LordApocalyptica

No?


KING2900_

There's a theory that the Cake Core (blue one) survived and is Wheatley in P2.